Hello, I am a Christian

Published October 2nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Hello, I am a Christian, and I would just like to know, is their any proof of FSM? If so can you please show me the proof, or explain it to me over the web please, I am curios to know. I personally believe this is just some silly religion thought up by an over active imaginative mind of someone. Who told others, and the few that believed him were hopeless in life as it was to begin looking for someone to lead them, and show them the way, so they just followed whatever he said. ( much like scientology)

-Divooneh



392 Responses to “Hello, I am a Christian”

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  1. ET, the Extra Terrestrial says:

    @Daniel (post #345)
    There are several possible causes of quadroplegia, and several different sets of circumstances which might allow the condition to be either temporary or permanent. Without knowing the details of the woman’s condition, it would be impossible to offer a rational explanation. Were you there when the condition first manifested itself? Were you there when it ended? Please supply more details of what you actually witnessed, and any background information or details your heard from others (keep the two types of information separate, please). You cannot expect anyone to conclude anything based on the minimal information you have provided so far.
    As to the emotional states you describe, emotions are funny things, and can make you feel all kinds of different ways. Ask Charles Manson’s followers. They all thought he was god, but that didn’t make them correct in thinking so. Look at the famous “whirling dervishes”, at voodoo celebrants, primitive shamans — all of them instigated within themselves extreme emotional states which could be described the same way you describe your condition in your post above. Yet xians deny any validity to these others’ interpretations of what “spirit” was filling or moving them. Why should we attribute any validity to your equally unprovable claims?

    RAmen
    ET

  2. Ponedonkey says:

    346 – November 19th, 2008 at – James Says:

    EPIC FAIL

    EPIC FAG

  3. blake says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha. . . this is too good. Can someone say (Divooneh) a “dumb ass”. Wow, if only he knew the self-evidence of himself and his religion. The only people hopeless, i’m sad to say, are the religious intloerant christians who cannot create their own meaning in this life and therefor, being weal-minded, believe in a big daddy soaring through the sky. Ouch! oh,and here is some evidence of FSM= the bearded pirate blackbeard of the late 18th century noted in his documents, which you could find at the british museum, the image of noodles with heavy balls (was not italian) flying over his ship while distributing candy.

  4. ManicMalcolm says:

    Can someone forward this to Divooneh,

    Hello, I am a Pastafarian, and I would just like to know, is their any proof of Crhistianism If so can you please show me the proof, or explain it to me over the web please, I am curios to know. I personally believe this is just some silly religion thought up by an over active imaginative mind of someone. Who told others, and the few that believed him were hopeless in life as it was to begin looking for someone to lead them, and show them the way, so they just followed whatever he said. ( much like scientology,judaism, Islamic, Hinduism,Buhdism,Sun worship,Mormonism,……..ect,ect)
    Your
    ManicMalcolm
    P.s.
    if you know why you dont believe in other peoples religions you will know why i dont believe in yours

  5. ZenNihilism says:

    Oh. Oh no. This has GOT to be a troll. No one could possibly pack that much irony into a legitimate post.

  6. Rosie says:

    356 – ManicMalcolm.
    You are second only to His Noodliness with that EPIC reply. Sha-ZAM!!!

  7. jay says:

    i’m sorry, where is your proof of Jehovah? what evidence do you have hidden away to prove the existence of any other “almighty”? this religion is “proven” by the support of smart people who like it. just like yours. faith does not require evidence. in fact it requires that there be NO evidence. otherwise it isn’t faith. its knowledge. you don’t know there is a god. you believe there is. it does not matter if he is real or not, because he is real to you. he represents all that is good to you. love charity, strength, protection. FSM does the same for us. he represents tolerance, equality, charity, kindness, humor; and he does it without spilling the blood of either our enemies or our messiah. thanks though. i will always get a kick out of Christians demanding evidence that another religion is real. like a flying spaghetti monster is any less plausible than a god who created all that exists in 7 days (hes all powerful why couldn’t he just snap his fingers?) got pissed off at his creation and drowned everybody, demanded a guy to kill his own son to prove his faith (but is adamantly against the death of the unborn) knocked up a virgin without her consent, had a kid, only to let that kid be tortured and killed in one of the most brutal ways imaginable, and is eventually gonna come back and fight a war on earth against his polar opposite, only the devil is at a disadvantage because he is neither omnipotent nor omniscient(once again, if god is all powerful whey not just say “your dead, i win.”)
    seriously, if someone pitched this idea o you today brand new without 2000 years of its institutionalization, you would laugh at Christianity the same way you do at scientology…and you should. you literally have to suspend rational thought to take the bible literally. i’m not saying you cant believe the basics. the whole “do unto others” thing is pretty good. but just don’t act like we are morons because we don’t just assume that because some guy with a funny collar told us so that all this crap is real.

  8. Macta says:

    PROVE TO ME THERE’S A GOD! Give me PHYSICAL proof… text isn’t physical, those are stories made up but people trying to sell books. and you know what? they made “ALOT” of fucking money doing it!!!!

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