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Evangelism

Published October 24th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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I love this.

We live directly across the alley from a church with a made-up religion.

I recently installed a gigantic flagpole on the Crow’s Nest (yar yar yar) of our garage and every Sunday morning we proudly fly the pair of FSM flags shown in the attached photos.

It’s our humble attempt to save the souls of each Sunday’s arriving flock of misguided Methodists. Hopefully they will look up to see the light and pass over to prefer Pasta to Pastor. Thus will they begin to Walk the True Plank, experiencing the Creamy Richness of our Hollowed Noodly One.

RAmen.

Bruce and Susan



41 Responses to “Evangelism”

  1. flemish girl says:

    super! and nice flags! well done :-p

  2. Bruce and Susan says:

    Ben, both flags can be purchased here:

    http://www.rof.com/product_p/7290-fl.htm

    (They’re kinda expensive, but think of it as an Offering.)

  3. libhomo says:

    The flag on the bottom makes me hungry. It reminds me of a really good salmon dinner.

  4. gimmethegepgun says:

    You should’ve mounted them on top of a beer volcano :P

  5. Jason says:

    Awesome. There’s nothing like being ‘marked’. At least the church members will know exactly where to start if they ever decide to follow the scripture and take the Gospel outside the church walls!

    Thanks for the bull’s-eye,

    GTR

  6. Tarvuiswaybetter says:

    Tarvu tarvooti,
    Oboonoo cTooti,
    Mimmin O’tibbi noonah,
    Mdfitty fitty noonah,
    Arvu immentiBarvu,
    Tarvu.

    PRAISE TARVU!

  7. Bruce (of Bruce and Susan) says:

    Dear Brother-In-Pasta “Jason”,
    Thank you for your concern, but don’t worry or fret for us–the church across the alley is full of peaceful Methodists, so we don’t fear any kind of misplaced wrath from them.
    (Now, if it was some kind of Fundy church, your warning might have some merit–but we are still appreciative of your thanking us for “bravery” lol.)
    Bruce

  8. Em Stronach says:

    Wow, I am so glad I typed “Flying Spaghetti Monster” into deviantart and found my way to your blog. It’s awesome :)

    -Em

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