Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?
You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti. Oh, and it should have eyes and be able to fly. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!”
Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.
–Sincerly,
ANNONYMOUS
Yarr me matey,
I simply love how this Mr. Anno insults us… he truly is an example of Christianity, If we were created in the christian god’s image, this immature, self-righteous, discriminatory, prick is the perfect image.
[Quote="I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that"[Unquote]
You sir are an imbecile. “Why don’t we get that?” Well for me anyways i used to be a very evangelistic christian… then i started seeing the shit going on around me. I could just as easily say “Why don’t you get that fanatic religious…ness is bad” or “Why can’t you see that tomatoes taste good”
You assume everyone has the same experience and life knowledge as you and should have the same thought processing as you. You however are in that case deluded.
[Quote]How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?[Unquote]
If you actually were smart enough to know anything about or pay attention to what you criticize, you would realize that Bobby Henderson is about 25 (not sure if that’s now or when he wrote the letter I apologize for my ignorance].
[Quote]Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.[Unquote]
Not only do you break your own Commandments but you also break your own religion and any evidence that you actually have a reasonable debate.
You condemn us to hell, i will now quote your messiah “He who is without sin throw the first stone”
And what is the second part supposed to mean? First off there are plenty of pieces in your religion which are just as bizarre, so bizarre beliefs are not merit for being put in a psych ward. Talking burning bush anybody? Not trying to insult your religion, but like Pastafareanism, Christianity has some pretty bizarre beliefs. If you choose to believe in them that does not make you psychopathic.
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[Quote]because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born.[Unquote]
I’m not sure what you are trying to say… we were not put in psych wards enough when we were newborns?
[Quote]I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.[Unquote]
One it was put up over a year or two ago.
Two you completely contradict yourself
[Quote]I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression[Unquote]
If you know this… then you should know it isn’t ethically nor legally possible for this site to be abolished…
Your friend,
THE NIGETRON
“Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you?”
Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as God? XD
you mock the LORD! what a fool you are, God is All Powerful, your faithless slander will only lead you to end of all the enemies of the One True God. Who among the gods is like you o LORD, Who has worked such great wonders among His people, zeus, jupiter, baal, amen ra, odin, all have fallen, they are not worshiped anymore, The LORD God has vanquished every attack on the faithful and you think that this, a mere collection of rubbish reaped from your contempt of Christ, Will prevail. God is the vanquisher of the false gods, He has lain low the gods of all peoples, wherefore should this fsm succeed! Christ rule over Gods people forever AMEN!!!
Pastafarians,
Countering “Annonymous’s” post with reamarks about how bad his/her spelling and grammar is and then automatically asuming “Annonymous” is a christian (which he/she most likely is anyway), doesn’t make you much different to to all the angry christians that post silly agressive hate-mail. Think about it before you reply to their hate-mail. Remember that you are better than them.
“ANNONYMOUS”,
You’re a stupid moronic christian who couldn’t spell if you’re life depended on it.
@ Annonymous. Original name. Did you make that up? Just like your religion based on old unproven stories and superstitions? Nice to see you’re keeping up with the tradition of turn the other cheek and be a completely violent asshole. So tell me. How will you be spending the day after the rapture? You know? You certainly won’t make it into your heaven with an attitude like that.
I have good reason to believe Anonymous is a confused cross dresser.
Poor soul.
Yar, t’loss of Johnny’s new irony meter indicates t’is be fake.
It’s like a game where even if we win, they win.