Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?
You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti. Oh, and it should have eyes and be able to fly. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!”
Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.
–Sincerly,
ANNONYMOUS
I’d rather spend eternity in Hell with all the non believers than 2 minutes in heaven with the likes of Anno and Chris.
That is, it won’t happen since I’ll be enjoying my ever-fresh beer and hot strippers while they’ll be gurgling stale beer and catching ugly diseases…
All Hail His Noodlyness!
RAmen
Yeah people! Wise up and start believing in something that makes sense, like a 2,000 year old zombie that walked on water and cursed a fig tree to death!
Honestly…it’s just so logical!
How DARE we not believe in some dude who married old women/little girls and who claimed to have the final revelation of God?
ANNONYMOUS does not yet understand the concept of irony.
:)
-R
wow…i guess people dont realize that any arguments disproving our spaghediety also disprove their own.
What a kind and loving message of the lord. I feel like converting. Great way to reach out to us heathens
Geez, annonymous? What’s yer problem little fella?
Only one god and one holy word, huh? Sez’ you? Are you his new mouthpiece or something? So Judaism, Islam, Taoism, Buddhism, and all other Xisms have it wrong. Its people like yourself; intolerant, ignorant, self righteous pricks like you, who make the world unpleasant.
Its strange that your own words condemn your religion:
“Let’s bow down to it and see how many people will follow suit!”.
“All too easy…” Darth Vader.
one god?
are you sure?
what about yahweh, allah, vishnu?
what about odin, ra, zeus?
do these names have any meaning to you?
how can all these people be wrong yet be so convinced they are praying to their one true god?