Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism

Published October 30th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,

There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?

You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti. Oh, and it should have eyes and be able to fly. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!”

Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.

–Sincerly,
ANNONYMOUS



613 Responses to “Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism”

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  1. Kalyn Errington says:

    In case you have had an interest in medical problems, like bandaging the cuts and scrapes of friends, household members and pets, you might have what it takes to turn out to be an accomplished surgical tech. Soon after all, Florence Nightingale got her commence because she saw the must support others who had been hurting and throughout the healing procedure. It may well even interest you to know that there are lots of jobs that revolve about the operating room in busy hospitals generating the opportunity for gainful employment even greater than ever before.

  2. surgical tech says:

    For those who have had an interest in medical issues, like bandaging the cuts and scrapes of pals, loved ones members and pets, you may have what it takes to turn out to be an accomplished surgical tech. Following all, Florence Nightingale got her start because she saw the must assist others who had been hurting and during the healing method. It may even interest you to know that there are lots of jobs that revolve about the operating room in busy hospitals producing the chance for gainful employment even greater than ever prior to.

  3. Joukahainen says:

    Retard BELIEVER appears. It is super funny.

  4. LorenzoFSM says:

    When the rapture happens, can I have your car?

  5. God Ate My Cat says:

    So, what makes YOUR god the true one?

  6. Zuri says:

    This makes my day. I come here every day for my daily dose of comedy.

    • Danny says:

      That makes two of us.

  7. Libbith says:

    If you had actually read your Bible you would know about love thy neighbor.

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