ang on ang on

Published October 26th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

ang on ang on , ang abaat , u fink that theres a big ball of italian food at the pearly gates . do you even realise how offensive this may be to some christians ! , pastafarians r u stupid or wat . get a life ur no worse that them jahovis wittneses or dem ary chrishna ones . u need to get out more u kno. my brain capacity is bigger then urs

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-morgan



221 Responses to “ang on ang on”

  1. irate Pirate says:

    awwwwwwwww…..i so enjoy hearing from our developementally challenged supporters. sweet picture of the all-mighty appendages.
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    remember to keep your helmet on tight while youre riding the short-bus, O.K. skippy.
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    Paul M.
    confirmed Pirate,
    irate Canadian.2

  2. Spector567 says:

    lol, now I’m starting to think the hate mailers are trying to complement us. Since it appears only thoes with the reading capacity of a 7year old and writting of a phone texter seem to be able to respond to us.

  3. Mariner says:

    I call Poe’s Law on this one. If it turns out to be real, then you fail at ASCII and life. About your brain being larger than ours…does that include you know how to spell words correctly, use punctuation and correct use of capital letters? With a bigger brain, I can only imagine that you know how to correctly spell ‘are’ and ‘you’ along with a series of other words.
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    ~Mariner, spelling and grammar corrector

  4. Lyvvie says:

    Christians aren’t supposed to get offended, that’s what the whole “Turn the other cheek” stuff is about, you feckless chav.

  5. Aesi says:

    O-kay. Please, please, please, for the love of Pasta, tell me this is a joke. Seriously, nobody is THAT dumb. O_o

  6. Merinoso says:

    your brain capacity might be great but your english isn´t

  7. BB79 says:

    Comicbook guy – “Worst fake hatemail, ever.”

  8. The Mighty Meatball says:

    Well Morgan I see you are smart enough to make that big elaborate sign on the bottom of the page but not smart enough to use correct grammar.
    To be perfectly honest I had to read this whole thing twice to understand what you were saying.

    We never said that His Holy Noodleness is at the Pearly Gates. We have our own heaven so we don’t really need yours. I like to believe instead of having Pearly Gates we have Breadstick Gates.

    Well since we offend Christians because our religion has a God and a Heaven that means every religion with similar beliefs have the same problem with Christians. Wait, aren’t Christians suppose to be tolerant? So if every religion offends them then wouldn’t that make them non-tolerant? Well that makes them hypocrites then doesn’t it? So how can we truly believe any of their faith-based claims? I do know however that everything in Pastafarianism can be backed up by scientific facts.

    Looks like your religion is just a big hypocritical ball of nothing.

    RAmen

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