ang on ang on

Published October 26th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

ang on ang on , ang abaat , u fink that theres a big ball of italian food at the pearly gates . do you even realise how offensive this may be to some christians ! , pastafarians r u stupid or wat . get a life ur no worse that them jahovis wittneses or dem ary chrishna ones . u need to get out more u kno. my brain capacity is bigger then urs

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-morgan



264 Responses to “ang on ang on”

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  1. EXCELSIOR says:

    Keith,
    “Praise the Lord” is much better than “ALLAH AKBAR!” When you yell the latter, then many women and children die with you!

  2. Fat Bastard says:

    Rasputin, I have a problem with the idea of supposedly fixed Laws and morals for humans and another for imaginary gods. Rather than use its superpowers to solve the problem of evil, said god instead uses magic to transport kangaroos. That indicates a fatuous, deceptive, capricious and immoral ‘god’.
    Fundamentalist’s fabricated explanation, that suffering is good for us, is simply outrageous. It is equally likely that their god identifies sanctimonious bastards with such a trap.

  3. RasEXCELSIOR says:

    Fatso:
    If suffering is good for them then let them go to hell. They will get a lot of good from the everlasting fires!

  4. Rasputin says:

    Yes, Fat B. “Creationist theory” was invented by the FSM so as to identify which humans were so f***ing stupid that they shouldn’t be allowed into Stripper Heaven. He probably came up with the idea when He was drunk. I’m amazed He could still remember it when He sobered-up.

    • Phat Bastard says:

      Rasputin, you have given finishing touches to The FSM’s self-identfying system for collecting sanctimonious reprobates: He created Creationism! Auntie Gaytheist rejects understanding that faith without evidence is the greatest of all evils.

  5. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Dear Captain Birdseye,
    Our African kangaroos don’t bounce and hop like yours. Ours cartwheel. Come Guy Fawkes- November, we tie them to poles, set their tails alight, and watch them spin.

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