I am sorry you have been hurt by Christians

I am sorry you have been hurt by Christians. It is obvious by your website. You can deny God all you want but he will not deny you. You can hate God but he loves you. You can say all you want that there is no God, but you can’t say I don’t exist just because you have never physically seen me either.

God himself stated in the Bible that HE is Spirit, does not have a physical body. That is why HE said himself do not create any images and worship it because we have no idea what God really looks like.

I was saddened by your website. I do not know your history and why you are so bitter and angry but I hope you would at least try to ask God if He is for real, then somehow show you He really does exist. God himself stated in the Old Testament to Moses who also said he wanted to see God, if Moses was to actually see God face to face, he (Moses) would die due to God’s holiness, BUT God did pass by, covered Moses eyes, then removed his hand so Moses can at least see God’s back. Even with that Moses face glowed from seeing God’s holiness.

Christianity requires faith of the unseen. The conviction comes to the heart.

If hope you are opened enough to at least consider what I am saying. Do not stereotype Christians. We are not all the same. We are not all condemning or judgemental. We are not all closed minded.

-Soo

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  1. 201 - ddd - Mar 4th, 2009

    Soo.

    Have you ever heard of superstition? Why do you assume the bible is true. Have you ever read genesis? Have you not seen the gaping holes, or the body of evidence (actual evidence, not this crap from the heart) of science which tells an entirely different story?

    How can you put down physical and empirical evidence and proof, for faith in something you cannot see, and that defies all the facts.
    I for one am not offended by christians – I feel sorry for them. Most of you were indoctrinated from a young age, with good old fear to back up the teachings. So you needn’t be sorry either – pissed off at your parents or minister perhaps – but dont feel sorry for us.
    We grew up a little more enlightened, and FSM embodies a great big breath of fresh air for people like me. FSM is something to be proud of, not to feel sorry for.

    RAmen

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  2. 202 - piratepizza - Mar 4th, 2009

    Don’t these sentences contradict each other?

    “God himself stated in the Bible that HE is Spirit, does not have a physical body.”
    “God himself stated in the Old Testament to Moses who also said he wanted to see God, if Moses was to actually see God face to face, he (Moses) would die due to God’s holiness, BUT God did pass by, covered Moses eyes, then removed his hand so Moses can at least see God’s back.”

    God doesn’t have a physical form yet Moses could see his back side?

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  3. 203 - CaptainRedTom - Mar 4th, 2009

    I find it extremely sketchy that a “Spirit” wrote a book… seems like that would be pretty difficult… you know the whole insubstantial thing…
    RAmen
    Cap’m RedTom

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  4. 204 - Boarg - Mar 5th, 2009

    I think you’re a little mixed up about who is bitter and angry in this whole equation. Plus, apart from having no physical form so Moses wasn’t in danger anyway, why would God play party games about covering your eyes etc.? It’s fun when it’s called Hide and Seek, but a bit lightweight for an omniscient and omnipotent being to be indulging.

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  5. 205 - tom - Mar 11th, 2009

    Um, you DON’T exist. Your posting is merely an attempt by the FSM to test my faith in him. PRAISE FSM!!

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  6. 206 - Myth - Mar 13th, 2009

    why do people need to question others faith in something its like they wont be satisfied until the whole worlds says (your right god is real you have nothing to be insecure about) its just stupid

    Myth

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  7. 207 - Common Sense - Mar 15th, 2009

    “God himself stated in the Bible that HE is Spirit, does not have a physical body.”
    I’m pretty damn sure God didn’t write the bible. I mean… He has no physical body to write it with.

    FSM on the other hand… He can write with his noodly appendages.

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  8. 208 - snakeye - Mar 24th, 2009

    “We are not all condemning or judgemental. We are not all closed minded.

    -Soo”

    not closed minded? please. you obviously aren’t even leaving any room for considering this as a faith, or even as a joke.

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  9. 209 - The all-knowing one - Apr 13th, 2009

    well,at least thats better.but tell me,if he has so much holiness, why doesn’t he share that with us and give some people stuff to eat?clothes to wear? homes against the elements?he must be one selfish jerk

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  10. 210 - PirateFishWorshipper - Apr 14th, 2009

    You can say that we haven’t seen you before all you want, but we saw you a couple of days ago outside a party holding up a sign saying “THE PARTY STOPS IN HELL”. Honestly, we’ve all seen you. You’re everywhere.

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  11. 211 - Christine - Apr 14th, 2009

    Why doesn’t everyone just be happy and who cares what whoever believes, be a Christian, be a muslim, believe in FSM, believe in whatever, what does it really matter? I think everyone should just calm down lol, does it really make a difference in your life if someone believes a slightly altered version of what you believe in?

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  12. 212 - Dr Doom - Apr 15th, 2009

    Isn’t it nice to have an all seeing and all knowing god. It helps you get through your busy day. It’s good also that we have christians to protect us from the evils of free thought otherwise we might actually have to confront such concepts as the universe, it’s biology, geology and physical realities. Thank’s god for the creationists who allow us to embrace ignorance. Thanks also for the Spanish inqusition, the dark ages (how I miss them) the extermination of the jews (oops sorry you chose them didn’t you ( um do you mind if I ask god, For what?)) um sorry god I know its impertinent to question anything that some zealot from butthole alabama ( are they jews gor the texas school board interprets as

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  13. 213 - DrJim - Apr 15th, 2009

    Ahhh, there seems to be a slight error in your chart comparing the number of pirates with global warming. As you may have noted in recent media coverage the number of pirates is actually increasing. Hence I believe your chart needs rethinking.

    Thank you

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  14. 214 - DrJim - Apr 15th, 2009

    It now seems to me that I have been slightly inobservant to have left you with no suitable alternative comparison professions with which to compare global warming. Possibilities include:

    Farriers – numbers have declined greatly during period of warming
    Newspaper Editor – numbers declined steadily at growing rate
    Avenator – have declined in rough proportion with farriers
    Daunsel – significant decline since middle ages
    Fletcher – a nearly extinct profession
    Saddlemaker – another nearly extinct profession
    Farmer – general decline through past two centuries

    These and other professions may make your point better than pirates, although with less vivid impact.
    Thank You

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  15. 215 - Eli - Apr 15th, 2009

    Soo,

    I recently gained a personal relationship with Jesus. He told me quite clearly that he didn’t exist and that I was off my meds. He also apologized for starting a genocidal virus of a religion and asked me to personally explain to every Christian that I met that he never really lived, and all that stuff about being murdered and resurrected was just a joke by some frat brothers way long ago.

    Also, dinosaurs rule.

    Thanks for bearing witness.

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  16. 216 - r4m3nzor - May 9th, 2009

    Pasta requires faith of the unseen. The conviction comes to the noodles.

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  17. 217 - Dylan - Jun 23rd, 2009

    Thats quite funny actually. The fact that that person (seriously what kind of a name is soo?) thinks that we have been “hurt” by worshipers of the cosmic jewish zombie. When infact they are the ones that go to OUR church and get angry at us. Can you say hippocrit?

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  18. 218 - Drained and Washed Clean - Jul 17th, 2009

    I was a Christian. I thought I was happy… until I damaged a very precious friendship because of what I believed. I did the worst thing I can imagine. I hurt another person because of what I believe (which came from what my pastor had told me, my mom had told me, and what I had read from the buybull).

    If that is what religion is about then I want no part of it. Religion rips families and friendships apart. It divides and has gone so far as to put entire countries into turmoil for extended periods of time (like Northern Ireland, Isreal, etc).

    Causing pain in someone else should not be considered happiness. Religion seems to thrive on the suffering of others. At least here we are all actually happy and accepting of each other, and His Noodeliness would never ask of me what your zombie sky daddy did (hurt a friend in his name).

    I will stick to my pasta, thank you.

    In Peace and Sauciness,
    D&WC

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  19. 219 - char - Oct 26th, 2009

    God himself stated in the Old Testament to Moses who also said he wanted to see God, if Moses was to actually see God face to face, he (Moses) would die due to God’s holiness, BUT God did pass by, covered Moses eyes, then removed his hand so Moses can at least see God’s back

    Well, you see, my idiot friend, IN JUDAISM, which is the religion that Moses practiced, God doesn’t have a face. Really, it’s almost like you were trying to kill off the Jews to hide the fact that you ripped off judaism and added a few dumb concepts.

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  20. 220 - Jerm - Oct 27th, 2009

    I have faith in the unseen. I have faith electrons exist, although we cannot directly observe their existence, merely the effects and traces they leave behind. But, then again, I suppose it isn’t faith if I have factual evidence to support a theory, is it?

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  21. 221 - Kees Moerbeek - Oct 28th, 2009

    hi SOO,

    i found something strange in your message.
    it says: [I] [A] [M] [B] [E] [E] [L] [S] [E] [B] [U] [B] [T] [H] [E] [L] [O] [R] [D] [OF] [V] [L] [I] [E] [S].
    it looks like: ‘i am beelsebub the lord of vlies’.

    SOO, YOU NEARLY TRICKED US WITH YOUR PITY!

    YOU CAN’T EVEN SPELL YOUR NAME, YOU DUMB PIECE-OF-SHIT DEVIL!

    here’s your message i checked, i might have missed something invisible:

    ‘I am sorry you have been hurt by Christians. It [I] s obvious by your website. You c [A] n deny God all you want but he will not deny you. You can hate God but he loves you. You can say all you want that there is no God, but you can’t say I don’t exist just because you have never physically seen [M] e either.

    God himself stated in the Bible that HE is Spirit, does not have a physical [B] ody. That is why HE said himself do not cr [E] ate any imag [E] s and worship it because we have no idea what God really [L] ooks like.

    I was [S] addened by your w [E] ebsite. I do not know your history and why you are so [B] itter and angry but I hope you wo [U] ld at least try to ask God if He is for real, then somehow show you He really does exist. God himself stated in the Old Testament to Moses who also said he wanted to see God, if Moses was to actually see God face to face, he (Moses) would die due to God’s holiness, BUT God did pass [B] y, covered Moses eyes, [T] hen removed [H] is hand so Mos[E] s can at [L] east see G [O] d’s back. Even with that Moses face glowed from seeing God’s holiness.

    Ch [R] istianity requires faith [OF] the unseen. The con [V] iction comes to the heart.

    If hope you are opened enough to at [L] east cons[I] der what I am saying. Do not st[E] reotype Christian [S]. We are not all the same. We are not all condemning or judgemental. We are not all closed minded.

    -Soo’

    when i was young i used to play my records backwards like the Xians asked to do i got very scared when i heard your voice. now i recognise your evil ways better

    REPENT AND OUR NOODLY LORD WILL SAVE YOU

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  22. 222 - Fowler - Oct 28th, 2009

    This is why I facepalm at Christians…

    This:
    “God himself stated..”

    Followed directly by this:
    “..in the Bible..”

    face palm dot jay pee gee.

    Bibliolatry is the inability to distinguish between holy text and deity. According to the Bible – a human-authored book – god is blah blah. The notion that the book is accurate in any degree is a matter of faith, and in fairness, no faith is more justified than any other.

    [sigh] I can’t believe I used to believe this shit.

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  23. 223 - theFewtheProudtheMarinara - Oct 29th, 2009

    “God himself stated in the Old Testament to Moses…”
    Really? How do we know this? There are many other religious books that
    tell us there are MANY gods, and others that say there are none.
    Were there any witnesses? Just Moses, who, since the Exodus almost certainly
    didn’t happen, is a fictional character?

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  24. 224 - kikai - Oct 30th, 2009

    This is a very creatively designed place. While I’m not one of you noodle-shippers, I’m glad I’ve found such a interesting place in the net-

    thanks!

    by the way, people have so many different opinions, so it might not be accepted by some. But it doesn’t mean everyone must start objecting. It’s sad that you all don’t notice it’s the faith that’s important. Not who you worship. Some people that things too seriously, haha.

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  25. 225 - Dink! - Oct 30th, 2009

    The FSM hurts too sometimes T___T he touched me with his noodliness the other night when I was sleeping, but as the higher being he is, he left a note of apology and some pasta for me when I woke up; I forgive his noodliness.

    NOW I BELIEVE HIS NOODLINESS!!! Mmmmm pasta.. RAMEN!!!!

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