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I was sitting out last weekend enjoying a nice glass of wine when I looked into the reflection of my glass and noticed an image of His Noodly Appendage staring back at me. I think you can make it out but it becomes so much clearer when you zoom in. I’m glad I could catch this on photo so that we can all share in his glory.
RAmen.
Ashley Ray
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RAmen, indeed.
May you all know the peace and harmony that emanates from His Perfect Sauce.
-Rick
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I often see the Spaghedeity in my wine glass, too, but that is after drinking the contents.
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This really brings to question the beer volcano. I mean, I’m not doubting the beer volcano, but is it possible there are other volcanoes? Like a wine volcano or a vodka or raspberry schnapps volcano?
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Well, I’m new to FSM, but it comes as no surprise that the all-powerful flying spaghetti monster would choose a glass of fine red wine in which to perform a miracle. A glass of white would have been a surprise, as such would really not pair well with red sauce and meatballs. His wisdom and love for mankind is evident, and truly overwhelming. I am moved.
Please disclose the varietal HE has chosen to appear in, if not the label and vintage. I would assume an Italian wine, (perhaps a super Tuscan?), as HE clearly created the quintessential Italian pasta dish in HIS image. Whatever it is, I must find it.
I would think a California wine would be rather shocking, but as I said, I’m new to FSM, having literally just discovered it, and I do not know if there is an established doctrine in this area.
Thanks for spreading the good word, dare I say Gospel?
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God loves us all… I’m sure that if you start believing in Jesus you may be forgiven… PLEASE! I can’t get accostumed to the fact that there are plenty of ignorants that still don’t know that the FSM -and his Noodly Appendage- created us and the hole universe.
MONESVOL AL PODER!
RAmen
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u guys are all going to hell… the flying spaghetti monster is food. Its like believing in the flying cheese burger.And are u people aware that food goes off????
can the monster even talk?
oh do u people smoke weed?
like the rasta’s….
pls reply
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Very Cool Find indeed, But it almost looks like its being reflected off your shirt, not to say that Im calling your lier, as the FSM is everywhere so saying he is in the reflection of your wineglass is always physicaly correct!
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what on earth is this blasphemous rubbish! I will not feign ignorance by saying you actually believe this stuff, so let me skip to the point. Why do you “open minded people” fight to preserve the clearly outdated and inaccurate theory of evolution? And please don’t pretend you actually believe this as a form of mockery. IF you truly are open minded and desiring only the Truth then at least read about creation science before you start mocking it. Then after reading about both with an OPEN MIND and with no predetermined bias, declare which makes the most sense. That’s what i did and i chose The LORD. Even Darwin says “i look forward to the day when students will look at both sides of an argument without bias” May the Lord Christ rule over Gods people forever Amen!!!
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Do you not see? If you don’t believe in His Noodly Appendages, you are going to Spaghetti Hell yourself!
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Oudated and inaccurate theory of evolution? What planet are you living on???
Creation science? The two cannot even share the same sentence and be logically correct, much like ‘religious fiction.’
And we do have THE LORD and He is known as FSM in all his Noodly goodness. Christian – you poor poor soul.
RAmen
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Alice (#6) – I have no intention of going to Hell, it’s all the way in Michigan.
I’m interested by this Flying Cheese Burger you speak of; is the FCB your god? Can you tell us more about it, my faith in the FSM wavered recently and this could be the answer!
Alas food does go off, it is flawed as all material things are; even when they mimic the divine creator.
The FSM speaks to us in our minds by touching neurons with his noodley appendages. I hope one day you can also hear the voices in your head.
I do not smoke weed personally, do you? Assuming you’re a christian (not a burgerfarian), you believe in some freaky stuff. I mean virgin birth, walking on water, water into wine, Armageddon, angels and resurrection from the dead. You ‘christians’ are pretty ‘far out’ and must be smoking all sorts of herbs!
PS “rasta’s” should be spelt “Rastas”, “you” is the word, “u” is the vowel and sentances start with capital letters.
Christian (#7) – I’m impressed you’re so open minded and have compared the theories of creationism and evolution using the evidence supplied by non biased websites such as creationism.org. I think you should let us know what denomination of Christian you are so we all convert to the right religion! Surely you’d hate for us to join the Mormons/Catholics by mistake (or not the Mormons/Catholics if you’re one of those).
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do you honestly belive in a floating meatball?
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I walked the dead-end road of dogmatic fundamentalist belief until one day, I too was drinking a glass of red wine and a vision of His Noodly Appendage appeared to me…I thought, can I be drunk and hallucinating?…but no… I was more sober than ever before in my life. I had a paradigm experience and felt the love of the monster take over my soul. Now I look forward to my final breathe on this awful earth of ours and look forward to spending eternity with all my fellow pastafarians and the Great FSM where we can drink wine and partake of his unending noodly flavor for all of eternity.
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i did not go to any creation site, but rather i read about evolution and all its varied theories, including the theories on dinosaurs, transitional forms as well as the biochemical ways in which scientists believe it happened. Then i went on and looked into the evidence again from a different (creationist, i wont lie) perspective, and discovered the following things 1. a bone can fossilize in just a few centuries 2. that carbon begins to decay after 5000 years and therefore anything older is subject to speculation and alternate dating methods, and 3. The bible has successfully predicted the future on numerous occasions (even predicting people such as Constantine BY NAME.) Therefore I was faced with the decision. The two possible answers were that A. Evolution is right and old jewish men can somehow predict the future unassisted, or B. That there is a God, by name Yahweh, who created all things in their present state about 6000 years ago, rescued as much of Humanity that would willingly accept Him, and came to earth as the messiah Jesus Christ. I chose the 2nd option simply because evolution was not supported by biochemical evidence or the fossil record, and old jewish men cannot possibly predict the future without the help of God. And to answer you Dan i am not of any denomination because God says that denominations only serve to divide the Christians. If you wish to live forever and be truly, truly happy simply become a christian. It doesn’t matter what denomination its all the same thing. May the Lord Jesus rule over Gods people forever Amen
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christian -
again what planet are you living on? (oh your own little world in your head I see!) Evolution is completely supported by biochemical evidence and is the entire basis for biology as we know it today. Fossils do not take just a few centuries to form and radiocarbon dating, along with several other scientific methods, are very established and accurate, and only becomes speculative within a few +/- 100,000 years when you are computing time frames within millions of years (and with time frames this large, give or take a few 100,000 years pretty much means little).
Trust me, the only people who do not accept any of these things are pseudo-scientists (aka christian scientists, which is a contradiction within itself anyway) who are not well versed on the scientific process and ignore what they don’t want to disprove their belief system. Believe me, there is little debate in the actual scientific community about these things, and exists only within in the religious circles. And you people will always come to whatever conclusions fit your own little narrow view of the universe. Jewish people had (have) no special insight into the nature of reality, invisible daddy figures do not inhabit the sky and create things out of thin air (except the FSM), and no, the bible has not predicted anything accurately whatsoever, especially by proper name (unless of course you take into account how many times it has been rewritten over the years and mistranslated as well).
You need to actually read the history of your bible from independent and objective sources (actually you probably need to read the bible from start to finish and see if you continue to think what you think now about your so-called ‘loving’ god). The bible was written as a hodgepodge of collected stories from various authors, and stolen from a variety of cultures and their related mythologies (the whole Jesus story is a complete rip off of the Persian myth of Mithra). The prophecies are always completely vague and give you no real insight into the nature of anything at all. And of course, the new testament was written AFTER the old testament, so of course, any of the various authors could write a text/story that makes the prophecies of old seem to come true. How original!!
Please wake up and look outside the little religious bubble you are living in. The god of your bible is small, petty, all too endeared with human attributes and simply is a figment of your (and many, many other’s) wishful thinking of things that simply do not exist in the natural world. Dead people don’t come back to life, the world is not 6000 years old, invisible spirits do not answer prayers and intervene in daily human affairs, snakes do not talk, burning bushes don’t talk, water does not turn into wine, people don’t walk on water, and everything you see and know was not created ‘as is.’ It’s all absurd, and has no evidence at all, and when you say you need to simply take it ‘on faith,’ well, what you are saying is that what you profess cannot stand on its own merits. Simply ignore all rational inquiry about it and simply just ‘believe’ as you want to. Nonsense. No thanks.
The FSM and his gospel holds as much truth as what you are professing, so if I have to chose between the two, I’ll take the FSM anyday. At least he (and his disciples) has a sense of humor!
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xamot722 – I am sorry to have to disappoint you, but it was actually just a California vintage. It was a Pinot Noir called Mirassou. It is actually pretty good and I am sure His Noodliness approved since I did not have an Italian vintage on hand at the moment. Maybe his reflection would appear more vivid in a better wine. :) He did, however, choose to appear to me that day regardless so I am certain he holds no ill-will towards me.
Welcome to the wonderful world of FSM. Glad you could join us!
RAmen
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http://home.surewest.net/dfrench/evidence/prophecy.htm
Behold the power of the One True God.
O ye of little faith, where is thy science now! You have made a mockery of learning, and destroyed the only way science could improve our lives. You have betrayed sciences foundations, and cursed the Knower of all things.
Everything there is true and historic. Evolution is fake, God is real, and right after you read this your going to be very pissed off.
May the Lord Jesus rule over God’s people forever Amen.
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That photo is most clearly undoctored, more proof of the Noodly Creator! w00t!
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Beth (#12) – What do you believe? Which of these are less likely;
Human virgin birth?
Water into wine?
We were created by a god who looks like fying spaghetti and meatballs?
Walking on water?
Resurrection from the dead after 3 days?
A god that is his own father?
A god of love that took the first born son of every Eygption?
A god who loves us all equally but still makes racial judgements on Eygptions?
Christian (#14) – You make me smile with your misunderstandings. Carbon 14 has a half life of 5730 years. It decays to half this amount after this time. It’s because it decays we can use it to date organic compunds up to 60,000 years old. Try reading more science and less scripture, you’ll sound a lot more intelligent. Open your mind to the truth, it’s currently lost in lies.
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Christian,
I am glad you are following Christ individually, and not as part of a denomination, as denominations do, indeed, dilute the word of their gods. (There are no denominations, to my knowledge, in the FSM religion). Still, that does not keep you immune from falling under the spell of those creationists passing themselves off as scientists. What is divine may be explained divinely, such as the reported appearance of the beloved FSM in a wineglass, or the reported visions of Christian saints. What is scientific fact, however, cannot be changed by will. As I’ve heard said, I believe in a political analysis, “You can have your own opinions, but you can’t have your own facts.”
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well is it not obvious that FSM is the allmighty himself? Called ywhw by the early jews perhaps and recognized by mongols as the sky. Is not evolution a process of blood sacrifice which led to us and leads beyond us? Christianity is not monotheistic cos they believe in one god that is three gods and one god of evil. There is only one who is all that is and was and is to come. Noodly appendages or cheesy ground beef holiness- he is that- he is pirates and the pirated. Speaking of pirates, is somalia some kind of holy land by spaghetti logic?
And muhammed’s tombs is also empty- Genghis Khans tomb can’t even be located although “they” know where his estate is on which he was buried.
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good good
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