Comments on: Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Sammy P. http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-918305 Sammy P. Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:12:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-918305 @Michael F:, I agree wholeheartedly. The veil of anonymity some hide behind shows their hideous side...and the fact that one can't track them down, bolsters them more with flexing their muscles in text. Bringeth down all the saucy thought that this one may feel thy noodly appendage, and by thy's buttery grace, this pissing contest be won. RAmen @Michael F:, I agree wholeheartedly. The veil of anonymity some hide behind shows their hideous side…and the fact that one can’t track them down, bolsters them more with flexing their muscles in text.

Bringeth down all the saucy thought that this one may feel thy noodly appendage, and by thy’s buttery grace, this pissing contest be won. RAmen

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]]> By: Michael F. http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-891813 Michael F. Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:38:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-891813 I like it that this one is both sincere, and anonymous. Nothing like being sincere in your beliefs, but then not having the guts to stand up for them. Michael Fraley Maine, USA

I like it that this one is both sincere, and anonymous. Nothing like being sincere in your beliefs, but then not having the guts to stand up for them.

Michael Fraley
Maine, USA

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]]> By: me http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-879346 me Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:19:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-879346 Hey, if the FSM (all praise His Holiness) is good enough for Richard Dawkins, I think it is childish to call someone who follows Him childish. Oh, and by the way, if you "dread to meet" people like this in public, first of all, that is an incredibly CHILDISH thing to say, as you have no reasonable fear for your own safety in such a person; second, do you think such people "dread to meet" people who hold YOUR faith in public?; and third, you clearly have no idea as to just how many people--atheists, FMSists, or even people who don't believe in YOUR god because they favor another--you meet EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE. If is incredibly childish to pretend that you have a reason to hide from people who simply do not believe in the same invisible, all-powerful, divine entity that you do. Hey, if the FSM (all praise His Holiness) is good enough for Richard Dawkins, I think it is childish to call someone who follows Him childish. Oh, and by the way, if you “dread to meet” people like this in public, first of all, that is an incredibly CHILDISH thing to say, as you have no reasonable fear for your own safety in such a person; second, do you think such people “dread to meet” people who hold YOUR faith in public?; and third, you clearly have no idea as to just how many people–atheists, FMSists, or even people who don’t believe in YOUR god because they favor another–you meet EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE. If is incredibly childish to pretend that you have a reason to hide from people who simply do not believe in the same invisible, all-powerful, divine entity that you do.

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]]> By: FSM>Jesus http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-877734 FSM>Jesus Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:10:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-877734 "I would probably beat you senseless untill [sic] your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person" That is epic. “I would probably beat you senseless untill [sic] your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person”

That is epic.

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]]> By: tagnostic http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-876005 tagnostic Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:04:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-876005 I'd convert just to piss this troll off but I'm firmly CoG I’d convert just to piss this troll off
but I’m firmly CoG

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]]> By: st. pastabeard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-868514 st. pastabeard Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:38:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-868514 Ooh, such violence... aren't people like this usyally in psyco homes? I can imagine a bunch of old guys reading about jesus and saying "well, the morals are good, but there need's to be more damnation..." Then jesus looked up from his stripper and slapped his forehead. Ooh, such violence… aren’t people like this usyally in psyco homes?

I can imagine a bunch of old guys reading about jesus and saying “well, the morals are good, but there need’s to be more damnation…”
Then jesus looked up from his stripper and slapped his forehead.

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]]> By: chris http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-868198 chris Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:40:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-868198 The best part is "Oh, and it should have eyes." So Yahweh is blind? That would explain the platypus. The best part is “Oh, and it should have eyes.” So Yahweh is blind? That would explain the platypus.

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]]> By: Paster Rasta James http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-865929 Paster Rasta James Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:33:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-865929 A lost soul. His noodliness will have pity on him. A lost soul. His noodliness will have pity on him.

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]]> By: Patrick http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-865603 Patrick Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:10:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-865603 I must have lost 5 pounds reading this letter and it's comments. Thank you for such joy, all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. I must have lost 5 pounds reading this letter and it’s comments. Thank you for such joy, all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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]]> By: Myself. http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-861784 Myself. Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:45:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-861784 I almost forgot. RAmen. I almost forgot.

RAmen.

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]]> By: Myself. http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-861783 Myself. Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:44:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-861783 Dear "Annonymous", I am going to quote a few things, "If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct...." I regret to inform you that my ass has no mind of it's own, and therefore can not be classified as "mentally handicapped." I also am very sympathetic to your situation, I feel that no child should be hit until at least the age of fifteen. I am sorry that your father thought he could fix your "funny feelings" for the neighbor boy with a "stern whoopin'". "Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born." I do not believe there is a psychiatric ward specifically for that purpose, but if there is, I suppose that is the one I would enjoy the most, and more specifically, "they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born." I am sorry to hear you were subjugated to that as a child, but honestly, it explains aforementioned "Feelings" for the neighbor boy.

Dear “Annonymous”,

I am going to quote a few things,

“If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct….”

I regret to inform you that my ass has no mind of it’s own, and therefore can not be classified as “mentally handicapped.” I also am very sympathetic to your situation, I feel that no child should be hit until at least the age of fifteen. I am sorry that your father thought he could fix your “funny feelings” for the neighbor boy with a “stern whoopin’”.

“Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born.”

I do not believe there is a psychiatric ward specifically for that purpose, but if there is, I suppose that is the one I would enjoy the most, and more specifically, “they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born.” I am sorry to hear you were subjugated to that as a child, but honestly, it explains aforementioned “Feelings” for the neighbor boy.

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]]> By: belinda http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-860079 belinda Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:06:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-860079 this person cannot be serious. they've never HEARD of the flying spaghetti monster? oh how depraved! by the way, that's real christian of you damning everyone to hell. and what church do you belong to? this person cannot be serious. they’ve never HEARD of the flying spaghetti monster? oh how depraved! by the way, that’s real christian of you damning everyone to hell. and what church do you belong to?

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]]> By: Old sea dog http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-858626 Old sea dog Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:07:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-858626 Yarr make him walk the plank I say.

Yarr make him walk the plank I say.

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]]> By: McFee http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-848408 McFee Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:28:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-848408 I think I need to stop reading these hate mail pages. Im getting closer and closer to falling of my chair with laughter. All that needs to be done with the hate mail is interchange God/Jesus with FSM (in both directions) and then the Christians are accurately pointing out the flaws in their own religion.

I think I need to stop reading these hate mail pages. Im getting closer and closer to falling of my chair with laughter. All that needs to be done with the hate mail is interchange God/Jesus with FSM (in both directions) and then the Christians are accurately pointing out the flaws in their own religion.

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]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-832107 James Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:47:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-832107 I love how, after all that, he misspelled anonymous.

I love how, after all that, he misspelled anonymous.

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]]> By: Dan http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-827093 Dan Fri, 12 Jun 2009 11:15:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-827093 Forgive this child. He knows not what he speaks. He will know the truth one day, let us all come together and pray that he is touched by his gracefulness...

Forgive this child. He knows not what he speaks. He will know the truth one day, let us all come together and pray that he is touched by his gracefulness…

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]]> By: Magnus http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-826134 Magnus Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:02:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-826134 I'm not going to take the time to nitpick this dude's message. It's obvious he's speaking ignorantly and bullheadedly. We can all see this. He wants to rile the community of FSM believers, and he's actually accomplished it with a few of you. Hatred only begets more hatred. I know I'm better than to (how did he say it?) beat him senseless because he believes something other than I. As for the writer of comment 513, I respect and admire you. It's refreshing to see that not all Christians are blinded by their own faith. There's nothing wrong with living in harmony. However, as long as people try to shove religion down our throats, we will retaliate. I’m not going to take the time to nitpick this dude’s message. It’s obvious he’s speaking ignorantly and bullheadedly. We can all see this. He wants to rile the community of FSM believers, and he’s actually accomplished it with a few of you. Hatred only begets more hatred. I know I’m better than to (how did he say it?) beat him senseless because he believes something other than I.

As for the writer of comment 513, I respect and admire you. It’s refreshing to see that not all Christians are blinded by their own faith. There’s nothing wrong with living in harmony. However, as long as people try to shove religion down our throats, we will retaliate.

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]]> By: krystalmaze http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-810787 krystalmaze Thu, 14 May 2009 01:12:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-810787 Now, you are free to express whatever you would like. "Normal" people would just ignore you and move on but what bugs me the most is how you can hide behind a shield of anonymous after said criticism. I've been guilty of it too, but have recently gone back to as far as I remember and given my name (and should the occasion call for, a method of contact such as an email) to people I have criticized. Hope you will give us the courtesy of a name, for you may not like us but there can be respect amongst two enemies. -krystalmaze Now, you are free to express whatever you would like. “Normal” people would just ignore you and move on but what bugs me the most is how you can hide behind a shield of anonymous after said criticism. I’ve been guilty of it too, but have recently gone back to as far as I remember and given my name (and should the occasion call for, a method of contact such as an email) to people I have criticized.
Hope you will give us the courtesy of a name, for you may not like us but there can be respect amongst two enemies.
-krystalmaze

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]]> By: Believer http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-810730 Believer Wed, 13 May 2009 23:33:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-810730 You will soon feel his noodly appendages take your soul. insolent creature You will soon feel his noodly appendages take your soul. insolent creature

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]]> By: Ranty Dave http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-810183 Ranty Dave Wed, 13 May 2009 04:24:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/30/dear-dumb-ass/#comment-810183 Oh, the spelling mistake makes it. Bravo! BRAVO!!! Oh, the spelling mistake makes it. Bravo! BRAVO!!!

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