Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?
You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti. Oh, and it should have eyes and be able to fly. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!”
Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.
–Sincerly,
ANNONYMOUS
Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism
Published by Bobby Henderson October 30th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 565 Comments
565 Responses to “Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism”
Christian (#91) – God has vanquished all gods has he? He hasn’t beat the FSM, or the Buddhists or the Hindus. For that matter, hasn’t he’s let his own church go a bit? How many contradictory denominations are there? Assuming only one Christian church is the right one, then he doesn’t have many true believers.
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at Christian.
Christianity – The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, makes perfect sense… I love your Bible.
In this “sacred” book of family scandals we find filth, sex orgies, cannibalism, atrocities, sex perversions, incest, bloody violence unparalleled in any other chronicle in all the literature of the world. Fortunately, not one-third of the human family has ever heard of the Christian Bible; not one-tenth of the Christians have ever read it, and no two who have read it agree as to its meaning.
THE HUMAN RACE HAS SUFFERED FOR CENTURIES AND IS STILL SUFFERING FROM THE MENTAL DISORDER KNOWN AS RELIGION, AND ATHEISM IS THE ONLY PHYSICIAN THAT WILL BE ABLE TO EFFECT A PERMANENT CURE.
Lucifer
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“You mock the LORD! what a fool you are, God is All Powerful, your
faithless slander will only lead you to end of all the enemies of the One True God. Who among the gods is like you o LORD, Who has worked such great wonders among His people, zeus, jupiter, baal, amen ra, odin, all have fallen, they are not worshiped anymore, The LORD God has vanquished every attack on the faithful and you think that this, a mere collection of rubbish reaped from your contempt of Christ, Will prevail. God is the vanquisher of the false gods, He has lain low the gods of all peoples, wherefore should this fsm succeed! Christ rule over Gods people forever AMEN!!!”
Dear Xtain: Your entire screed is just another way of saying you have a persistent meme. Nothing more.
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dear fsmist who responded to me, i do hope you do not think i am being close minded, but i do believe in the Lord God simply because i have seen the proof of His existence. If you are all indeed agnostic and not atheist, and open-minded instead of evolutionists, i implore you to read the following two things with an open mind and no bias, For if you say you defend evolution simply because you do not want to be wrong than your no better than the “christian sheep” you mention http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/ancient/ancient.htm and the bible, as to the nigetron’s question yes i have indeed read the bible and seen the general pattern as being that God rewards those you follow Him and love Him and destroys the evil people who oppose God, If you think God is wrathful, keep in mind that God only destroys EVIL and if destroying evil is evil than to destroy good is good but that is a paradox, to destroy good is evil and to destroy evil is good. God is not a hippie but he isnt a tyrant either. So i implore to forgive my fellow christians of there great anger at you for this site, its simply they (and myself) are greatly apposed to blasphemy such as this. Read what I’ve pointed out to you and then PLEASE respond to me in this forum, and be kind and don’t flame, For if you search for the truth without bias as i have you will surely find it. -your philosophically differed friend -christian
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“I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned.”
Clearly you don’t understand what freedom of speech really means.
“Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that?”
We do! It’s The Flying Spaghetti Monster. You must not have read the book.
“How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?”
Didn’t you see the graph?
“You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti. Oh, and it should have eyes and be able to fly. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!””
I guess nothing really spells education like a good old fashion beating! That’ll cure them shakes, right?
“Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born.”
So are you saying that this is what happened to you when you were born? Because that isn’t what they normally do, you know.
“I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.”
That seems to be taking it’s sweet time.
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“You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct…
Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.”
WOAH!! This guy is so HARDCORE CHRISTIAN! LOVE FOR EACH OTHER, HELL YEAH! SERIOUSLY I CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH AFFECTION FOR THINE NEIGHBOURS AND/OR ENEMIES IN ONE GO
…In addition, “folowers”. hehehehe, folowers.
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To my American Friends :
Please do not let one of these wackos control your huge “nukelar” arsenal again….please…
Thanks
Noodly Diddly
A Canadian Pastafarian for Obama
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Annonymous, God frowns upon your language. However, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (all hail His Noodliness) permits and is even amused by it. Though I think they both agree that the use of “retarded” as an insult is quite tasteless.
If you’re going to sin, go masturbate instead of judging everyone. It seems you need it. And eat some spaghetti. You’ll feel better when your balls are empty and your belly is fool.
Don’t forget to flush. We don’t need your little soldiers reproducing.
[Sidenote: Sperm each seem to have a tail similar to that of His Noodly Appendage. Discuss.]
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@ Christian #104
Thanks for the fascinating look at the different cultures that have depicted dragon like animals in their art from prehistory to the current day. I find it instructive that almost all are produced by cultures which did not believe in your God; evidence I would contend, that your God is less real than dragons.
I note that the only two depictions that were produced by Christian cultures are contemporaneous (and in one example explicitly linked) with a belief in witches and witchcraft. This doesn’t make the artist a very reliable witness.
Now that I’ve looked at your ‘evidence’ perhaps you would look at
http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/search/topicbrowse2.php?topic_id=46
for some truth without a Christian bias.
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Stupid dip-shit folowers of christianity. They annoy me greatly, specifically that ‘ask an xtain’. now THAT is something that should be taken off the web.
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Let’s review:
We have a semi-literate fellow who wishes to remain anonymous (note the correct spelling, moron!), thinks anything that contradicts his religious views should be banned, and wants to either physically assault or lock up anyone he wishes. Not a very convincing argument to convert.
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“there is only one god and only one holy word”
Actually, Christianity has 10 holy words, sometimes called commandments.
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Dear ANNONYMOUS
Having read most of the replies to your rather incredible rant, there’s really little more to add.
But
I’ve come to the conclusion that today would be a very good day for you to join the ranks of the “Darwin Award” winners. You would obviously be in very good company and go out with a number One on your chest, the top of the heap.
Not hiding behind a misspelled artificial name. (At least your Jesus used his real name, or did he?)
Nigel.
B.T.W. ANNONYMOUS. How did your parents ever get a breeding license?
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@ Christian. I don’t think you are close minded at all. I think you are a perfect Idiot and brain dead.
Lucifer
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does anybody else think this is a bogus post put on by an angry angry atheist. Seems pretty obvious this person has no idea what he’s talking about. sounds like someone mocking another person by imitating them using a high pitched voice and a 5 year old vocabulary.
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By the way I think that this FSM is the most pathetic attempt at encouraging atheism that i’ve ever heard. I rather like the “We’re both atheists. You just believe in one more god than i do”. Still utterly flawed. But far more clever. I’d urge anybody supporting this failed concept to jump ship.\
PS please no posts suggesting FSM followers aint atheists.
PSS also don’t bother pointing out my grahmar/spelline mistakes, i’m well aware
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“B.T.W. ANNONYMOUS. How did your parents ever get a breeding license?”
I heard they’d done traded their’n heifern for’n!
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ok, if you can belive that jesus walked on water or turned water into wine or in god in genral, than how can you not belive in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, RAmen, I mean, can you prove he does not exist!
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{wow…i guess people dont realize that any arguments disproving our spaghediety also disprove their own.}
OOPS. Here’s one. That wich is physical cannot create all that is physical.
Here’s the clincher. The FSM must have had a creator because he is physical. (or he’s made up)
The non physical that created all physical has to be eternal because it had no begining and therefore has no end.
Order, from the iniverse to the DNA in our bodies, disproves any kind of big bang or evolution.
This requires a creator and an order keeper(or programmer).
{[This is quite simple deductive reasoning. I'm a 26 year old idiot(my friends would agree) and i can reason this stuff. What's your excuse?]}
Ex.=
I love you!
I just accidentaly dropped a golf ball on my keyboard and it typed ‘I love you! on the screen. Does anybody believe that?
ORDER AND INFORMATION
THE UNIVERSE obviously has a sustained order(even temporary) and according to recent scientific studies the earth seems to be placed in a specific location, the best, to view the rest of the universe.(see http://www.privilegedplanet.com/ or view clip at http://www.illustramedia.com/tpppreview.htm)
This would imply information being directed from someone(probably the creator) to someone(probably us).
DNA of course obviously contains very much sustained order in the way it operates. Also, DNA contains information on how to oporate. This info is coppied onto itself when it reproduces and it also contains extra info incase it is damaged and it contains more info than a complete set of encyclopedias.(there’s much more i can’t fit)
EVOLUTION OF DNA?
Forget ‘Where did the s.c. amoeba come from? Where did DNA come from? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody?
I’ll try.
There once was a part of DNA and it(for some reason) copied itself and more onformation was obtained from the informer…. aaww darn, i didn’t get very far. Maybe that’s cause it is implausible. Where’s Darwin or Dawkins when you need em.
-ORDER REQUIRES AN ORDER KEEPER OR A PROGRAMER
-INFORMATION REQUIRES AN INFORMER AND AN INTENDED RECIPIENT
Ex.=
I love you!
Is there any information in “I love you!”? If a golf ball typed it then no, these words are just squigly lines on your screen. Letters are just tokens representing ideas of the English language.
However, if I typed them to you then there is implied information in them, because i’m using them to convey my message.
How can the information in DNA come from nothing. Or how can information evolve from non-information.
Also, if you saw “I love you Shannon” in the sky during a fireworks display, you wouldn’t say ‘Oh, that’s a happy accident’. How many billions of times would the fireworks need to be set off in order for them to accidentally spell out ‘I love you Shannon’?
If there was a big bang then there had to be a pyrotechnics expert, if you will, of unimaginable and inconceivable skill.
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OTHER QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERS TO:
Where did the space for the universe come from?
Where did matter come from?
WHERE DID TIME COME FROM?(not the concept. why is there passing of time)
WHY DO WE DIE? WHY IS THERE DEATH? WHY DON’T WE JUST LIVE?
WHAT DIRECTS OUR BRAINS?(mind? soul?)
NOW SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
DO OUR SOULS CONTINUE AFTER OUR BODY DIES?
If the Bible is right and we are judged for our actions, am I a guilty criminal or an innocent, righteous, and perfect man? Condemned or acquitted?
Have I broken the moral laws of the conscience? Am I a liar, theif, hateful and lustful at heart, murderer and adulterer in my mind, user of ‘God’ and ‘Jesus’, our judge, as four letter filth words?
If God indeed is indeed a ‘good’ judge, how can he possibly acquit the guilty?
Should a good Judge condemn criminals?
If God is the creator of heaven and dwells in it, then how can anything that is not perfect and righteous enter into it?
Can you bribe the ‘Judge of the Universe’ with good deeds?
Is the payment of sin really death as the Bible says?
Did God really create a body for himself, come down from his throne and dwell in the body, live a perfectly righteous life, and give himself over to be beaten, stabbed, spat on, mocked, pinned to a cross, and killed inorder to pay the fine for the crimes that we committed?
Is God loving?
Did He have to sacrifice himself?
Can I humble myself enough to bow down, ask Him to forgive me, admit that He is my lord and of the universe, turn from my sinful nature, believe that Jesus’ sacrifice is sufficient for all my sins, and trust in His death on the cross and not my good deeds?
Or am i too proud and love life and what it has to offer too much?
IN THE END WHO IS GOING TO PAY THE FINES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GOD?
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I’m now a believer of FSM. I have faith. THanks.
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“I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something…”
A few hits over the head is exactly what it would take to make me believe in something.
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I daresay he defeated his own arguement.
Made me laugh. The combination of obscene profanity and raving superchristianity was pure gold.
Really nothing more to say, but I would like to point out:
Beating our retarded childish asses senseless would NOT in fact help us get some sense, because, you stated yourself, it would be beating us SENSELESS.
Using the word “retarded” as an insult is both crass and offensive.
Locking people up because they don’t agree with you? Banning websites while at the same time preaching “freedom of speech”? No, sir, we DON’T get it – we DO NOT realize that Christianity is the only true path to Salvation, that YOUR RELIGION AND NO OTHERS will save Humanity! WE DO NOT GET IT, neither do the Jews, the Muslims, the Hindus, the Bhuddists, the polytheists, the Celtic Pagans, the Native Americans, the Quakers and Shakers, the Atheists, the Agnostics, the Confuscists or the Sun Worshippers! We will NEVER come to understand that of thousands of other faiths, only YOURS is the true one! WE WILL NOT!
…That’s all I have to say.
And also, Obama won.
Barack the party!
Gonna go masturbate now, ’cause it’s okay for MY faith.
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Tyler (#120)
Where did the space for the universe come from? The Universe is space you idiot.
Where did matter come from?
See above
WHERE DID TIME COME FROM?(not the concept. why is there passing of time)
See above
WHY DO WE DIE? WHY IS THERE DEATH? WHY DON’T WE JUST LIVE?
Evolution, a species stands a better chance of survival if it adapts. So, species breed creating a new generation, to facilitate this the old generation dies off so as not to compete. Bad for us as individuals, good for us a species.
WHAT DIRECTS OUR BRAINS?(mind? soul?)
Instinct and education.
IN THE END WHO IS GOING TO PAY THE FINES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GOD?
There is no god but the FSM! I guess we get off the fine.
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@tyler, post 120:
For your space-time questions, I’ll point you to Brian Green’s book “the Fabric of the Cosmos”. Not exactly light reading, but perhaps it will answer a few of your queries.
After that your questions start answering themselves, taking giant leaps of assumption. Such as “do our souls continue after our body dies” and “is god a good judge”. First things first: Is there such a thing as a soul, or a god? Although billions have searched, no has been no proof of either. Sorry.
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I agree with Anonymous. There is ONE TRUE PATH!!!
It is Roman Catholicism (Rome, membership 1.2 billion).
No wait, its Greek Orthodox (Constantinople/Istanbul, membership 100 million)
Actually, no, its the Anglican Church (London, membership 40 million).
Oops, the truth is really in America, with the Episcopalians (USA, membership 30 million).
Typo…The Methodists (USA, 25 million).
Oh, sorry, its the Southern Baptist Convention (USA, 16 million).
Well, sort of. It is an offshoot, the Pentecostal Church of Christ (USA, 5 million).
My bad, those guys are heretics. It is the First Pentecostal Church of Christ (USA, 200,000).
Darnit, still too liberal. The First Pentecostal Church of the Holy Spirit is the ONE TRUE PATH (USA, membership 2000).
Okay, sorry for the misinformation. Now I have found it. It is the Narrow Path, One Way Church of God (Jackson County, KY. Membership 4).
I thank the GOOD LORD me and my three other congregants will have everlasting life in heaven all to ourselves.
Eat it suckers!!!!!!!!
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What i love about this is the fact hes yelling at you for believing in a unsensible god – no offence to christians but you flying spagetti thing isnt much less plausuable then alot of the things they believe in
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“…how fucking old… this kinda shit … your retarded ass … Damn you all to hell … when you dumb fucks were born…”
And you want to be taken seriously? How old are YOU?
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Christians that swear are so sexy.
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wow! this one’s priceless!
oh FSM, have mercy on his pasta…
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….he’s never heard of ‘love thy neighbour’ has he?
as for how old i am….thats a very personal question isn’t it?
ha…at least i’ll never meet the likes of him….me being safe on the other side of the atlantic…
for all britains faults, at least you don’t have to put up with fanatical yokels!
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“I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that?”
………. OK, Yes, we have Freedom of Speech. As the First Amendment states, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
So, I have every right to worship whomever or whatever I want, just as you do. Please keep your God and your beliefs to yourself and stop trying to impose him on everyone you see. And I will do the same.
“If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct”
… you probably agree with the Inquisition don’t you? You give religion a bad name.
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Religious fascism much? You fail to recognize that there is just as much proof for this theory as any other holy theory. God is just as likely as the flying spaghetti monster, and that is FACT BASED ON FACT not a religious bias. Notice how most world conflicts started over religion? Hitler believed he was a messiah and CHRISTIAN savior of the german people. The spanish killed those in an inqusition for nothing more than thier own beliefs, thousands died in the crusades. Please, realize that it is fine if you wish to practice your own beliefs. BUT DO NOT push them on others, treat them as absolute fact, or otherwise declare that it is the sole way that people should think. These are opinions made by egotists present in a church. Keep them there, don’t spout your bs in the rest of society.
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Off topic but I would just like to point out how it is strange that the only ones who lash out in anger and hatred are christians, no jews or muslims, no buddhists or confuciusts…. just christians. We hate that they are shoving their ID to us all and ramming religion and they try to prove us wrong by attacking our religion talking about how their faith is the right one and that we are dumb to disagree…. ironic.
-RAmen
ps – I realize my grammar, spelling, sentence structure, etc. is worse than a small child
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@Anony (135)
yes you are right!
i showd this site to same very veeeeery religes jew frind’s of mine and thay all smilde and lagh (i am tolking abawt peple how wont tuch an oposit sex before meridg).
i dont have any christen or muslem frinds to comper.. bat i defenetly never sew a hate mayl frome one.
RAmen!
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@Tyler (and christian could benefit here, also)
I’ll second TFTPTM’s recommendation of Brian Greene’s book, and further suggest “The Elegant Universe” by the same author, along with Leonard Susskind’s “The Cosmic Landscape” and “Programming the Universe” by Seth Lloyd. They offer many intriguing insights into the workings of the universe, unlike the bible, which offers many stories about how one should try to be a nice person and how to be a nasty unpleasant deity. Might help you to find your way out of that paper bag you have your head stuffed into.
RAmen
ET
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RELIGION = GEOGRAPHY.
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“If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct”
So wait, let me see if I understand this; if this guy is normal, and pastafarians are not normal, the only way for us to get to his level is severe brain trauma and loss of cognitive and logical faculties? Only when I’m dumb enough will I be just like him?
He must have studied debate….and maybe polite conversation, under the Kansas School guidelines. Priceless.
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Hey Angry Boy,
What if FSM is God’s way of saying “lighten up all ye religious hardliners…the factioning of religions is not what I want”!
It is your angry attitude is the type that leads to “holy” wars and bombing of abortion clinics.
Comedy is a pretty good technique to tackle something as staunchly stiff as religion…who is right, who is wrong…my pastor said this and it is literal truth and I am too small minded to see it another way.
So lighten up Francis, it is not the end of the world and when that comes God/The Universe/Our maker/The FSM will judge us, not you!!!
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Anony: I guess it’s mostly because:
1. FSM is a mostly american thing. The only people here (Slovakia) I know that know of the FSM are those to whom I have spoken about His Noodlyness.
2. Budhist and that sort are a VERY peaceful bunch.
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Do you really believe there is some guy up in the clouds (that isn’t made of spaghetti) that magically created everything? Pastafarians don’t force our views onto others like…well some religions I know. There’s only one holy word? Last time I checked there was a wide range of different religions which have their own INTERPRETATION of the “holy word”. HAHAHA you’re an idiot for not understanding the pirate graph… I could explain it to you but I think I’ll just enjoy the happy feeling I have inside from your shear inability to think beyond simple meaning.
Ah how original, religious twats persecuting others because they don’t believe the same thing. You’d like to beat me senseless? I guess that would be bringing me down to your way of thinking, I would rather beat some sense into you. If you think by me saying this I’m suggesting that you should believe in FSM then you’re just as ignorant as I think you are.
Also, I’m not sure your idea of introducing mental examinations of babies then locking up those who fail is really a good plan.
Ah how I love hate mail. And to commenter 34 “Paul” we Pastafarians don’t hate Christians, if anything we pity them.
-David
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Dear dumb ass ‘folower’ of Christianity,
I would like to bring it to your attention that you actually made a decent point in the argument! ‘If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti.’ This is awesome! I didn’t realize that “a normal person” was a person who believed in God after being beat senseless. That does make sense though. But I do have to ask, how can you say “believed in something that sounds correct”? Okay, let’s look at it. A random guy named Jesus was born to a lady name Mary who claimed to not be sleeping around. After he’s born, turns out he’s almost as cool as Harry Potter and can do a bunch of nifty tricks. You know, like heal the blind, and cure the sick, and bring back dead people. That sounds pretty correct to me, I see people like that walking around every day. Pastafarians however, have the right idea. We keep to ourselves, believe our own ideas, and respond intelligently to our hate-mail that comes from unrelenting, unintelligent christian brain washers.
Enjoy!
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Tyler – I’ve read the Priviledged Planet and its not very convincing. It is also not respected in the true scientific community. Read Carl Sagan if you want some really good science and answers to your questions.
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Well, it turns out that this website is satirical in nature…as in it was not created as an acutal religion, but to prove a point. It was made to prove a point to a certain group of self-righteous people who think they can encroah on the foundations of science, a way of thought created long before you and I have cursed this earth with our petty arguing.
You’re not going to change anyone’s mind here, just like we’re not going to change yours and I can safely say that you completely missed the point of this website. I don’t want to explain it’s total purpose and impact to you b/c it will probably go right over your head.
I hope that you can work past using profanity in your arguments…It really does not heighten the credibility of your logos.
“Science will defeat darkness.”
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Oh! The hypocrisy! I read your post, counted all of the hypocritical statements I could, then laughed to myself.
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LOL I have to statements to this mail
1st I think he is on the rag our something
and 2nd isnt a sin or something to be judgemental if your christian
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we get called dumb asses for believing in a flying spaghetti monster but it is perfecty acceptable to believe in an invisible man that lives in the sky.
suck my nuts you prick.
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Wow, look at how abusive the Christians have become… Oh wait, look what they did to their savior Jesus, okay, maybe that was the Jews, but even so, who became the Christians? Some of the Jews, and even so, have you heard of Jews For Jesus? I did laugh at this letter to start until he mentioned beating Bobby senseless, then my jaw dropped, well, not literally but yeah. At least Pastafarians don’t go around nailing people to crosses and threatening to beat the shit out of them until they believe in the Christian “God”. Anyways, have a good day fellow humans who are not Christian haters of this religion.
Yours Truly,
Joseph Mayhew
PS. I am not a follower of FSM, as I am Agnostic, but I do believe in it more than Christianity.
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:D Wow, this totally sold me on FSMism.
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