Comments on: FSM in New York Times http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Janeholio http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-674330 Janeholio Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:25:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-674330 It is as if a 2 ton heavy thing has been lifted, finally the TRUTH emerges and I understand why my thighs quiver whenever a eye patch or a peg leg is about. Meaty balls and cold staring eyes of awareness touch my very soul as his all knowing Noodly Appendages wrap their tender loving wheat gluton tenticles about me, filling me with a hot sauce, like I have never known. rAmen indeed, thank you for finding this lost sheppard and guiding me unto the path of ragoonous - Janel Head It is as if a 2 ton heavy thing has been lifted, finally the TRUTH emerges and I understand why my thighs quiver whenever a eye patch or a peg leg is about. Meaty balls and cold staring eyes of awareness touch my very soul as his all knowing Noodly Appendages wrap their tender loving wheat gluton tenticles about me, filling me with a hot sauce, like I have never known. rAmen indeed, thank you for finding this lost sheppard and guiding me unto the path of ragoonous – Janel Head

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]]> By: BlackBard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666692 BlackBard Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:34:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666692 chris, chris, chris. I hardly know where to start. Your post on Oct 30 is a gem! You have raised the bar for ignorance, bad grammar, poor punctuation, typographical errors (are they really errors?), poor spelling, lack of vocabulary, bad manners and rigorous reasoning. It is clear that you have NOT been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Thanks for making my day. RAmen PS We are all going to die. Thank FSM that I will not see you anywhere near the beer volcano nor the stripper factory. chris, chris, chris. I hardly know where to start. Your post on Oct 30 is a gem! You have raised the bar for ignorance, bad grammar, poor punctuation, typographical errors (are they really errors?), poor spelling, lack of vocabulary, bad manners and rigorous reasoning.

It is clear that you have NOT been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Thanks for making my day.

RAmen

PS We are all going to die. Thank FSM that I will not see you anywhere near the beer volcano nor the stripper factory.

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]]> By: harddirt http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666446 harddirt Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:24:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666446 But...but.... they BAKED his Noodleness! Wellll.... guess it was sorta one of them "burnt offerin'" things? But…but…. they BAKED his Noodleness! Wellll…. guess it was sorta one of them “burnt offerin’” things?

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]]> By: chris http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666439 chris Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:13:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666439 omg its spaghettii , i ve never seen it b4 omg thanks be to his noodly shit, shut the fuck up yall dumb fucks, get a life and stop fuckin yalls family u fuckin insest bitches, yall all need to die omg its spaghettii , i ve never seen it b4 omg thanks be to his noodly shit, shut the fuck up yall dumb fucks, get a life and stop fuckin yalls family u fuckin insest bitches, yall all need to die

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]]> By: Joe Blow http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666211 Joe Blow Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:00:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666211 I'm sorry but I did not see "Flying Spaghetti Monster Treats" credited in the NY Times article. did you? or was it edible eyeballs or some such rot? oh well the Lord works in mysterious ways and if he wants to hide his tentacles, who am I to question his wisdom. eh? Ramen! I’m sorry but I did not see “Flying Spaghetti Monster Treats” credited in the NY Times article. did you? or was it edible eyeballs or some such rot?

oh well the Lord works in mysterious ways and if he wants to hide his tentacles, who am I to question his wisdom. eh?

Ramen!

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]]> By: BlackBard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666071 BlackBard Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:56:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-666071 Flartus and ArthurDental, Fear not, lads. I knew that I had seen that vision of our Master the FSM before, so I did a little research and found the answer. Edible googly eyes, developed by Windell Oskay, were introduced to us on 8 January 2008. Here is the link: http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/09/googly-fsm/#comments RAmen Flartus and ArthurDental,

Fear not, lads. I knew that I had seen that vision of our Master the FSM before, so I did a little research and found the answer. Edible googly eyes, developed by Windell Oskay, were introduced to us on 8 January 2008. Here is the link:

http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/09/googly-fsm/#comments

RAmen

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]]> By: ArthurDental http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665889 ArthurDental Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:13:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665889 How about we pull a Scientology and sue the bakers and NYT for copyright infringement? At the very least I think Bobby should write a letter to the editors - I'm serious about this. No one should lay eyes on His Noodly Appendages without knowing its holiness. How about we pull a Scientology and sue the bakers and NYT for copyright infringement? At the very least I think Bobby should write a letter to the editors – I’m serious about this. No one should lay eyes on His Noodly Appendages without knowing its holiness.

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]]> By: Jim http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665851 Jim Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:38:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665851 It's cool that someone made it, but it doesn't look very appetizing. I guess I'm just not into the whole symbolically canabalizing one's god thing. It’s cool that someone made it, but it doesn’t look very appetizing.

I guess I’m just not into the whole symbolically canabalizing one’s god thing.

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]]> By: Flartus http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665819 Flartus Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:05:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665819 But, but, but...where's the recipe? This is such a fantastic replica of His Noodliness, the recipe should be permanently enshrined as part of the scripturey stuff. Fie upon thee, NYT. I withold yer beer 'til ye be givin' up yer secrets, d'ya hear me? But, but, but…where’s the recipe? This is such a fantastic replica of His Noodliness, the recipe should be permanently enshrined as part of the scripturey stuff.

Fie upon thee, NYT. I withold yer beer ’til ye be givin’ up yer secrets, d’ya hear me?

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]]> By: Bruder Internetto http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665773 Bruder Internetto Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:39:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665773 Why you say its not mentioned ? Under the even photograph of His Noodly Appearance, the text states: "THINK, THEN EAT Malted milk ball eyes atop a noodle monster." Why you say its not mentioned ?

Under the even photograph of His Noodly Appearance, the text states: “THINK, THEN EAT Malted milk ball eyes atop a noodle monster.”

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]]> By: noodleguy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665717 noodleguy Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:10:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665717 Yesssssss!!! After thousands of years of repression finally we Pastafarians are being celebrated (well, sort of) by the main-stream media! Let us feast in His honor! Yesssssss!!!
After thousands of years of repression finally we Pastafarians are being celebrated (well, sort of) by the main-stream media!

Let us feast in His honor!

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]]> By: Joe Blow http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665709 Joe Blow Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:55:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665709 I just saw it! page D9. but WTF there was no mention of pirates or his noodliness. sounds like the magic tentacle was at work but a human is trying to grab all the credit.... I just saw it! page D9.

but WTF there was no mention of pirates or his noodliness.

sounds like the magic tentacle was at work but a human is trying to grab all the credit….

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]]> By: BlackBard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665705 BlackBard Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:49:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/29/fsm-in-new-york-times/#comment-665705 Eye, lads (joke intended), even the New York Times has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage. Yaarr, mates. RAmen Eye, lads (joke intended), even the New York Times has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage. Yaarr, mates.
RAmen

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