Evil Mad Scientist’s edible Flying Spaghetti Monster
Today, the New York Times published a photo of the FSM with the article Dry-Ice Martini and Electric Cake.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Eye, lads (joke intended), even the New York Times has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage. Yaarr, mates.
RAmen
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I just saw it! page D9.
but WTF there was no mention of pirates or his noodliness.
sounds like the magic tentacle was at work but a human is trying to grab all the credit….
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Yesssssss!!!
After thousands of years of repression finally we Pastafarians are being celebrated (well, sort of) by the main-stream media!
Let us feast in His honor!
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Why you say its not mentioned ?
Under the even photograph of His Noodly Appearance, the text states: “THINK, THEN EAT Malted milk ball eyes atop a noodle monster.”
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But, but, but…where’s the recipe? This is such a fantastic replica of His Noodliness, the recipe should be permanently enshrined as part of the scripturey stuff.
Fie upon thee, NYT. I withold yer beer ’til ye be givin’ up yer secrets, d’ya hear me?
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It’s cool that someone made it, but it doesn’t look very appetizing.
I guess I’m just not into the whole symbolically canabalizing one’s god thing.
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How about we pull a Scientology and sue the bakers and NYT for copyright infringement? At the very least I think Bobby should write a letter to the editors – I’m serious about this. No one should lay eyes on His Noodly Appendages without knowing its holiness.
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Flartus and ArthurDental,
Fear not, lads. I knew that I had seen that vision of our Master the FSM before, so I did a little research and found the answer. Edible googly eyes, developed by Windell Oskay, were introduced to us on 8 January 2008. Here is the link:
http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/09/googly-fsm/#comments
RAmen
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I’m sorry but I did not see “Flying Spaghetti Monster Treats” credited in the NY Times article. did you? or was it edible eyeballs or some such rot?
oh well the Lord works in mysterious ways and if he wants to hide his tentacles, who am I to question his wisdom. eh?
Ramen!
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omg its spaghettii , i ve never seen it b4 omg thanks be to his noodly shit, shut the fuck up yall dumb fucks, get a life and stop fuckin yalls family u fuckin insest bitches, yall all need to die
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But…but…. they BAKED his Noodleness! Wellll…. guess it was sorta one of them “burnt offerin’” things?
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chris, chris, chris. I hardly know where to start. Your post on Oct 30 is a gem! You have raised the bar for ignorance, bad grammar, poor punctuation, typographical errors (are they really errors?), poor spelling, lack of vocabulary, bad manners and rigorous reasoning.
It is clear that you have NOT been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Thanks for making my day.
RAmen
PS We are all going to die. Thank FSM that I will not see you anywhere near the beer volcano nor the stripper factory.
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It is as if a 2 ton heavy thing has been lifted, finally the TRUTH emerges and I understand why my thighs quiver whenever a eye patch or a peg leg is about. Meaty balls and cold staring eyes of awareness touch my very soul as his all knowing Noodly Appendages wrap their tender loving wheat gluton tenticles about me, filling me with a hot sauce, like I have never known. rAmen indeed, thank you for finding this lost sheppard and guiding me unto the path of ragoonous – Janel Head
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