Comments on: this is one of the dumbest http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Concerned http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-893879 Concerned Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:50:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-893879 I have been reading this idiotic shit spew for a while now and I finally decided to comment. This is just absurd. This religion is obviously a spoof, or joke for the less-abled monotheists out there. The fact that you fools take it so seriously and are so offended concerns me greatly. Being an athiest, I know the facts. I know that there is literally no evidence of any religion (logical that is). I also know that this religion is made only to point out the stupid faults in the other religions. Since you babbling retards with your angry hate mail seem to take this so seriously I have a few words of wisdom for you- 1. Q. YOO IDIOYTA EAT UR GOD?!?!?! LOLOLOLOL A. Communion. The practice of eating Jesus, and drinking his blood. 2. Q. I HOPE YOO ALL GO TO HELL!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A. Hell is non-existent, a place made up by the same ass hole who wrote the bible. 3. Q. YOO HVAE NO PROFE! A. Neither do you, this religion is as much realistic as yours. 4. Q. U CNT C UR GOD! HOW DOO U NO HE IS SPAGEETI A. You are an idiot. But i will grace you with an answer in question form. How do you know your god is a "he"? 5. Q. YOO HAVE NO EVIDENCE LOL! A. Neither do you. In fact the only thing there is evidence of is evolution. Therefore creationism is illogical and ridiculous, just like your hate mail. By now I believe you all have a general idea of the horrible state humanity is in. I will not say I want all of those who are religious to die, or to experience some "Slow Painful Death" as stated by one of the fools, but I will say I can only hope that some event changes the way in which you idiots think to something logical and less hateful. And with much pride (even being athiest and not believing in FSM) I can say: rAmen! I have been reading this idiotic shit spew for a while now and I finally decided to comment.
This is just absurd.
This religion is obviously a spoof, or joke for the less-abled monotheists out there.
The fact that you fools take it so seriously and are so offended concerns me greatly.
Being an athiest, I know the facts.
I know that there is literally no evidence of any religion (logical that is).
I also know that this religion is made only to point out the stupid faults in the other religions.
Since you babbling retards with your angry hate mail seem to take this so seriously I have a few words of wisdom for you-

1. Q. YOO IDIOYTA EAT UR GOD?!?!?! LOLOLOLOL
A. Communion. The practice of eating Jesus, and drinking his blood.

2. Q. I HOPE YOO ALL GO TO HELL!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A. Hell is non-existent, a place made up by the same ass hole who wrote the bible.

3. Q. YOO HVAE NO PROFE!
A. Neither do you, this religion is as much realistic as yours.

4. Q. U CNT C UR GOD! HOW DOO U NO HE IS SPAGEETI
A. You are an idiot. But i will grace you with an answer in question form.
How do you know your god is a “he”?

5. Q. YOO HAVE NO EVIDENCE LOL!
A. Neither do you. In fact the only thing there is evidence of is evolution.
Therefore creationism is illogical and ridiculous, just like your hate mail.

By now I believe you all have a general idea of the horrible state humanity is in. I will not say I want all of those who are religious to die, or to experience some “Slow Painful Death” as stated by one of the fools, but I will say I can only hope that some event changes the way in which you idiots think to something logical and less hateful.

And with much pride (even being athiest and not believing in FSM) I can say:
rAmen!

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]]> By: st. pastabeard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-864875 st. pastabeard Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:39:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-864875 This guy needs to take his meds. Or maybe some pasta. This guy needs to take his meds. Or maybe some pasta.

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]]> By: sooshi http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-864725 sooshi Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:07:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-864725 Does anyone else find it interesting that a post like this could have been written by someone calling themselves "Nirvana"? Who wants to take bets the name has been taken from the grunge band, without actually knowing what the word means. Kurt would be embarrassed for you sunshine, I'm certain. This whole hate mail page should be linked to the word irony in the Oxford English Dictionary. Does anyone else find it interesting that a post like this could have been written by someone calling themselves “Nirvana”?

Who wants to take bets the name has been taken from the grunge band, without actually knowing what the word means. Kurt would be embarrassed for you sunshine, I’m certain.

This whole hate mail page should be linked to the word irony in the Oxford English Dictionary.

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]]> By: Jesse http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-764313 Jesse Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:47:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-764313 He gives Nirvana a bad name. I sincerly hope he was not refering to Kurt Combain because if he was would have to beat him with a curling Iron the feed his testicles to a badger then rip out it's eyes and make meat balls with the. -Yum He gives Nirvana a bad name. I sincerly hope he was not refering to Kurt Combain because if he was would have to beat him with a curling Iron the feed his testicles to a badger then rip out it’s eyes and make meat balls with the.

-Yum

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]]> By: Alyson http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-741164 Alyson Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:51:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-741164 Further evidence that we are in a state of intellectual devolution. You would make Kurt sad. "He's the one who likes all our pretty songs ...but he don't know what it means". Further evidence that we are in a state of intellectual devolution. You would make Kurt sad. “He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs …but he don’t know what it means”.

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]]> By: Quinn http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-739179 Quinn Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:25:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-739179 Nirvana? Wow... great internet alias. You can call me Buddah Nirvana? Wow… great internet alias.

You can call me Buddah

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]]> By: Austin http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-721663 Austin Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:18:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-721663 "ou have a game for your church you are totally and utterly retarted dud-duh-DUR!!" You do know that there were several pro-Christian (albeit completely unliscenced) games made for the NES right? (One of which was a complete ripoff of Doom.) Besides, our game's better. "P.S. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you guys but thnx for the laughs" I could say the same for you. I haven't read a letter this poorly written(but funny) since Kindergarten. “ou have a game for your church you are totally and utterly retarted dud-duh-DUR!!”

You do know that there were several pro-Christian (albeit completely unliscenced) games made for the NES right? (One of which was a complete ripoff of Doom.) Besides, our game’s better.

“P.S. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you guys but thnx for the laughs”

I could say the same for you. I haven’t read a letter this poorly written(but funny) since Kindergarten.

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]]> By: Aaar! http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-717467 Aaar! Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:51:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-717467 And he thinks he's better than us for being christian? Damn him to the Eternal Freezer Of Doom Nirvana Suck FSM Is made of pasta Which would you rather eat? Seriously. Little Boy! Yaar! From, Aaar! And he thinks he’s better than us for being christian? Damn him to the Eternal Freezer Of Doom

Nirvana Suck
FSM Is made of pasta
Which would you rather eat?
Seriously. Little Boy!

Yaar!
From, Aaar!

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-713409 plumberbob Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:28:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-713409 @ Wdabrock #49 & #50, Thank you. My field is chemistry, and I appreciate your biology explanations to these Religiosos. By the way, in Numbers 12, it says that Moses married an Ethiopian woman, so the genes might just be there for you to pull off your messiah caper. Bob RAmen @ Wdabrock #49 & #50,
Thank you. My field is chemistry, and I appreciate your biology explanations to these Religiosos. By the way, in Numbers 12, it says that Moses married an Ethiopian woman, so the genes might just be there for you to pull off your messiah caper.
Bob

RAmen

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]]> By: Wdabrock http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-712999 Wdabrock Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:27:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-712999 To cj#46, You probably wont read this, because you're long gone now. Let's quickly discuss your little problem. I'm going to pretend that I'm the Jewish messiah predicted by so may past prophets(ignoring the fact that I'm black and couldn't be mistaken for being an Orthodox Jew without the powers of the KNB-FX crew- but they did a good job in the new Dead films and Norbit), but I've got to pass the prelims. I'll start by studying all the literature on prophecy and the "second coming", and I'm going to have my confederates bone up on it as well. Next I'll roam around all the places listed in the prophesies and try to make sure people see me acting and doing what their messiah would do. Because I'm quite a nutter when it comes to religion, I'm going to insure most of the predictions are fulfilled by following them to the letter and say the right things-including that I'm the king of the Jews, which I know will piss off the Sanhedrin. They, in turn will get the Romans involved; you know, the Romans wouldn't like anyone other than the Emperor to call himself king, no matter how crazy(see Caligula, Commodious)they know he is. That is a capital offense. NO! They aren't going to crucify you, that's for show(reserved for special victims in the arena in Nero's era mainly) but they will nail me to a tree. Why, you ask? Because crucified prisoners of state could have a proper burial. Your bones were placed in a little box called an ossuary. In those times, proper burial meant allowing your flesh to rot from your bones and gathering the bones up to be kept by the family. Mausoleums were an expense few could afford. But if the Romans were really pissed at your behavior, you were pinned to a tree, and your bones left for the crows and dogs. Family could visit, but not mourn. This fits into prophecy nicely, because my body should be gone by the third day of my death. No body=resurrection. All I need is for my disciples to comply and tell everyone they saw me get up after I was dead. No body means you can't prove a thing in the future. Historians get the raspberry, I get deification. How cool is that? Sounds beyond belief, until you think about it. What Jesus(if he even existed) did was a self fulfilling prophecy. Do you have any proof he didn't? Until then, His Noodly Appendage will continue to touch all life with basil and pesto, erasing His Holy presence so you non-believers will continue coming here to entertain and challenge by Pastafari brethren. RAmen! To cj#46,
You probably wont read this, because you’re long gone now. Let’s quickly discuss your little problem.

I’m going to pretend that I’m the Jewish messiah predicted by so may past prophets(ignoring the fact that I’m black and couldn’t be mistaken for being an Orthodox Jew without the powers of the KNB-FX crew- but they did a good job in the new Dead films and Norbit), but I’ve got to pass the prelims. I’ll start by studying all the literature on prophecy and the “second coming”, and I’m going to have my confederates bone up on it as well.

Next I’ll roam around all the places listed in the prophesies and try to make sure people see me acting and doing what their messiah would do. Because I’m quite a nutter when it comes to religion, I’m going to insure most of the predictions are fulfilled by following them to the letter and say the right things-including that I’m the king of the Jews, which I know will piss off the Sanhedrin. They, in turn will get the Romans involved; you know, the Romans wouldn’t like anyone other than the Emperor to call himself king, no matter how crazy(see Caligula, Commodious)they know he is. That is a capital offense. NO! They aren’t going to crucify you, that’s for show(reserved for special victims in the arena in Nero’s era mainly) but they will nail me to a tree.

Why, you ask? Because crucified prisoners of state could have a proper burial. Your bones were placed in a little box called an ossuary. In those times, proper burial meant allowing your flesh to rot from your bones and gathering the bones up to be kept by the family. Mausoleums were an expense few could afford. But if the Romans were really pissed at your behavior, you were pinned to a tree, and your bones left for the crows and dogs. Family could visit, but not mourn. This fits into prophecy nicely, because my body should be gone by the third day of my death. No body=resurrection. All I need is for my disciples to comply and tell everyone they saw me get up after I was dead. No body means you can’t prove a thing in the future. Historians get the raspberry, I get deification. How cool is that?

Sounds beyond belief, until you think about it. What Jesus(if he even existed) did was a self fulfilling prophecy. Do you have any proof he didn’t? Until then, His Noodly Appendage will continue to touch all life with basil and pesto, erasing His Holy presence so you non-believers will continue coming here to entertain and challenge by Pastafari brethren.

RAmen!

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]]> By: Wdabrock http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-712767 Wdabrock Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:25:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-712767 @ Plumberbob #48, I wouldn't use the term "reverse evolution" in that it would give the Xians the idea that His Holy Noodlyness's powers can somehow be reversed. De-evolution is a better word for the process of ever worsening hate-mail. The over-all quality of trolls has diminished month after month, and we're no getting the old 300 to 400 threaders that we so need to keep out intellectual wits honed. I believe this is due to a condition(I hope someone from JAMA is reading this) I am coining: PTPD- Post Traumatic Pastafarian Disorder. Symptoms include catastrophic destruction of writing and proof-reading abilities. Acute sentence fragmentation marked with a permanent inability to recognize parody. Calcification of logic and CAPS LOCK(note the inability to capitalize opening letter in sentence, failure to recognize subject, predicate) syndrome. These symptoms are noticed usually after fervent Christians post statements that are replied to by Pastafarians. Note that the writer isn't distinguishing between atheists, agnostics, etc. but emphasizing the Pastafarian sect as a catch-all. Negative comments to the postee seem to cause a reduction in scopolamine levels in the synaptic junction in neurons, causing the loss of motor skills needed to properly communicate. Left untreated with will inevitably lead to thought of blind faith in deities and taste for self-scourging. The posts within the e-mail categories represent the basis of this conclusion. It is direct exposure to Pastafari thinking that leads to the debilitation you have seen. By challenging their original lines of thought, we are causing PTPD in the Christian/ID proponents who come here. I have personally seen the illness carry over to places like about.com, WorldNetDaily, and other Xian sites. Strangely, I don't think it needs to treated. RAmen! @ Plumberbob #48,

I wouldn’t use the term “reverse evolution” in that it would give the Xians the idea that His Holy Noodlyness’s powers can somehow be reversed. De-evolution is a better word for the process of ever worsening hate-mail. The over-all quality of trolls has diminished month after month, and we’re no getting the old 300 to 400 threaders that we so need to keep out intellectual wits honed.

I believe this is due to a condition(I hope someone from JAMA is reading this) I am coining: PTPD- Post Traumatic Pastafarian Disorder. Symptoms include catastrophic destruction of writing and proof-reading abilities. Acute sentence fragmentation marked with a permanent inability to recognize parody. Calcification of logic and CAPS LOCK(note the inability to capitalize opening letter in sentence, failure to recognize subject, predicate) syndrome.
These symptoms are noticed usually after fervent Christians post statements that are replied to by Pastafarians. Note that the writer isn’t distinguishing between atheists, agnostics, etc. but emphasizing the Pastafarian sect as a catch-all. Negative comments to the postee seem to cause a reduction in scopolamine levels in the synaptic junction in neurons, causing the loss of motor skills needed to properly communicate. Left untreated with will inevitably lead to thought of blind faith in deities and taste for self-scourging. The posts within the e-mail categories represent the basis of this conclusion.

It is direct exposure to Pastafari thinking that leads to the debilitation you have seen. By challenging their original lines of thought, we are causing PTPD in the Christian/ID proponents who come here. I have personally seen the illness carry over to places like about.com, WorldNetDaily, and other Xian sites.

Strangely, I don’t think it needs to treated.

RAmen!

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-712487 plumberbob Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:12:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-712487 @ Lucifer #14, I think you're being too tough on goats; they're really way smarter than N. @ Wdabrok #32, I'm sorry for bothering you, but I know from other posts on other threads that you have some expertise here. Maybe you or Niteshade could tell me if there is reverse evolution. ET #9 asked about the reduction in intelligence of our hate mailers, and I wonder if we could use the hate mail as the field samples for a study of the intellectual and/or evolutionary status of the hate mail class. RAmen @ Lucifer #14,
I think you’re being too tough on goats; they’re really way smarter than N.
@ Wdabrok #32,
I’m sorry for bothering you, but I know from other posts on other threads that you have some expertise here. Maybe you or Niteshade could tell me if there is reverse evolution. ET #9 asked about the reduction in intelligence of our hate mailers, and I wonder if we could use the hate mail as the field samples for a study of the intellectual and/or evolutionary status of the hate mail class.

RAmen

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]]> By: littleanimal http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-709310 littleanimal Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:29:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-709310 @Post #46 Same to you with knobs on. @Post #46

Same to you with knobs on.

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]]> By: cj http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-696227 cj Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:37:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-696227 wow. i mean,wow. this is by fare the most idiotic religion i have ever seen. im not very religious but honestly..a flying spaghetti monster.the least you could do is be more creative or find a psychiatrist,untill then i think it would be best to shut the hell up. wow. i mean,wow. this is by fare the most idiotic religion i have ever seen. im not very religious but honestly..a flying spaghetti monster.the least you could do is be more creative or find a psychiatrist,untill then i think it would be best to shut the hell up.

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]]> By: Richard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-695277 Richard Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:55:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-695277 Indeed, nirvana, this message is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Are you even a real Buddhist, anyway? Indeed, nirvana, this message is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

Are you even a real Buddhist, anyway?

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]]> By: Can You Beleive Some People? http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-694510 Can You Beleive Some People? Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:35:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-694510 this letters stupid, get rid of it. This guy didn't even think this letters stupid, get rid of it. This guy didn’t even think

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]]> By: Ponedonkey http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-694035 Ponedonkey Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:51:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-694035 Kurt Cobain Would LOVE the flying spaghetti monster. Kurt Cobain Would LOVE the flying spaghetti monster.

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]]> By: Plumber Bob http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-690665 Plumber Bob Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:59:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-690665 Nirvana n (Skt lit., act of extinguishing, fr. nis- out + vati it blows - more at WIND) 2a:a place or state of oblivion to care, pain, or external reality; It looks to me as if this person chose an internet name that really fits. Nirvana n (Skt lit., act of extinguishing, fr. nis- out + vati it blows – more at WIND) 2a:a place or state of oblivion to care, pain, or external reality;

It looks to me as if this person chose an internet name that really fits.

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]]> By: littleanimal http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-680734 littleanimal Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:02:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-680734 This one's just too crap, and should be deleted by the moderator. Posts from pre-teens should be routinely weeded out. It would be quite easy to write a script that scores you on grammar, Holy Capitalization of His Holiest Words and punctuation, then alerts you what a wanker you are if you're too thick to post here. This one’s just too crap, and should be deleted by the moderator. Posts from pre-teens should be routinely weeded out. It would be quite easy to write a script that scores you on grammar, Holy Capitalization of His Holiest Words and punctuation, then alerts you what a wanker you are if you’re too thick to post here.

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]]> By: CrapuloN http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-675673 CrapuloN Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:24:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/28/this-is-one-of-the-dumbest/#comment-675673 this guy must have lots of friends if he spends all of his time harasing people about their religeon. suck my nuts you stupid prick. this guy must have lots of friends if he spends all of his time harasing people about their religeon.
suck my nuts you stupid prick.

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