this is some of the dumbest shit i have ever seen. You have a game for your church you are totally and utterly retarted dud-duh-DUR!! i haven’t laughed this hard in a while so i thank you dumbshits who believe this for entertaining me
P.S. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you guys but thnx for the laughs
-nirvana
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Wdabrock #49 & #50,
Thank you. My field is chemistry, and I appreciate your biology explanations to these Religiosos. By the way, in Numbers 12, it says that Moses married an Ethiopian woman, so the genes might just be there for you to pull off your messiah caper.
Bob
RAmen
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And he thinks he’s better than us for being christian? Damn him to the Eternal Freezer Of Doom
Nirvana Suck
FSM Is made of pasta
Which would you rather eat?
Seriously. Little Boy!
Yaar!
From, Aaar!
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“ou have a game for your church you are totally and utterly retarted dud-duh-DUR!!”
You do know that there were several pro-Christian (albeit completely unliscenced) games made for the NES right? (One of which was a complete ripoff of Doom.) Besides, our game’s better.
“P.S. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you guys but thnx for the laughs”
I could say the same for you. I haven’t read a letter this poorly written(but funny) since Kindergarten.
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Nirvana? Wow… great internet alias.
You can call me Buddah
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Further evidence that we are in a state of intellectual devolution. You would make Kurt sad. “He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs …but he don’t know what it means”.
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He gives Nirvana a bad name. I sincerly hope he was not refering to Kurt Combain because if he was would have to beat him with a curling Iron the feed his testicles to a badger then rip out it’s eyes and make meat balls with the.
-Yum
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Does anyone else find it interesting that a post like this could have been written by someone calling themselves “Nirvana”?
Who wants to take bets the name has been taken from the grunge band, without actually knowing what the word means. Kurt would be embarrassed for you sunshine, I’m certain.
This whole hate mail page should be linked to the word irony in the Oxford English Dictionary.
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This guy needs to take his meds. Or maybe some pasta.
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I have been reading this idiotic shit spew for a while now and I finally decided to comment.
This is just absurd.
This religion is obviously a spoof, or joke for the less-abled monotheists out there.
The fact that you fools take it so seriously and are so offended concerns me greatly.
Being an athiest, I know the facts.
I know that there is literally no evidence of any religion (logical that is).
I also know that this religion is made only to point out the stupid faults in the other religions.
Since you babbling retards with your angry hate mail seem to take this so seriously I have a few words of wisdom for you-
1. Q. YOO IDIOYTA EAT UR GOD?!?!?! LOLOLOLOL
A. Communion. The practice of eating Jesus, and drinking his blood.
2. Q. I HOPE YOO ALL GO TO HELL!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A. Hell is non-existent, a place made up by the same ass hole who wrote the bible.
3. Q. YOO HVAE NO PROFE!
A. Neither do you, this religion is as much realistic as yours.
4. Q. U CNT C UR GOD! HOW DOO U NO HE IS SPAGEETI
A. You are an idiot. But i will grace you with an answer in question form.
How do you know your god is a “he”?
5. Q. YOO HAVE NO EVIDENCE LOL!
A. Neither do you. In fact the only thing there is evidence of is evolution.
Therefore creationism is illogical and ridiculous, just like your hate mail.
By now I believe you all have a general idea of the horrible state humanity is in. I will not say I want all of those who are religious to die, or to experience some “Slow Painful Death” as stated by one of the fools, but I will say I can only hope that some event changes the way in which you idiots think to something logical and less hateful.
And with much pride (even being athiest and not believing in FSM) I can say:
rAmen!
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