ang on ang on , ang abaat , u fink that theres a big ball of italian food at the pearly gates . do you even realise how offensive this may be to some christians ! , pastafarians r u stupid or wat . get a life ur no worse that them jahovis wittneses or dem ary chrishna ones . u need to get out more u kno. my brain capacity is bigger then urs
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Judging from your amazing grammatical skills, I highly doubt that.
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Fake?
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… was anyone else even capable of reading this? It’s kind of hard to believe we’re stupid when the opponents type even worse than a typical Naruto n00b.
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Moron – do you have any idea of just how wanky “Mockney” is spoken let alone read ?
You sad berk.
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Oh, here goes. Another troll without a spell check.
No, I do not believe there are any pearly gates.
Yes, I do know how offensive it is to some people-kudos to our beloved prophet Bobby for the smashing success.
I don’t know about your brain capacity, but your grasp of the English language is awful.
May his noodliness grant you eternal life with apple cider and HIV free strippers. (And antibiotics if the happen to have other STD’s).
Ramen
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Ok, ok, I think I can just about type out a reaction for this.
Lol wut?
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“my brain capacity is bigger then urs”
I beg to differ.
Anyway…:
You obviously don’t see what we see. A large number of Pastafarians are convert Atheists who were constantly attacked by Christians and would like to give them a little kick in return.
Of course we realize this is offensive to some Christians. To plenty of us, that’s the point of the religion.
-XCE
PS: You have a piratey name.
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OOOOooooohh,
Another idiot that doesn’t understand S-A-T-I-R-E.
There I spelled it out for you Mrs. Larger Brain Capacitor.
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Ok this is definately not real. This has got to be a joke.
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Oh. My God. That was amazing, your perfect vocabulary and grammar skills have utterly defeated me; I relinquish any superiority I ever thought to hold over you. you get an A++ for that work of art.
RAmen Mateys!
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Most people would say “a fly’s brain capacity is bigger than yours”, but this guy must have some pretty high self esteem to say “my brain capacity is bigger than yours”, as if that means we are incredibly stupid.
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Don’t tell me to get out more!
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HM! Larger brain capacity, eh? I suppose that unincludes typing capacity, or perhaps grammar and punctuation?
Wonderful!
You make me sick.
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Cor blimme! you could’ve knocked me down wiv a fevver. It’s a fair cop, guv, we’ll put our ‘ands up to this one. Are you really Dick van Dyke or what?
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Your fingers are not well made … you should work on them a little
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No way. Is this real. Seriously?
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No way this one is real.
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So much for the hypothesis about hate-mailers evolving better spelling and grammar. Or maybe this one just compensates with his intricate drawings.
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und mi grmar is besser thun yurs!
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The writer is stupid in so very many ways, but I’m especially disapointed that he wasted his time creating that ASCII art in a variable width font. It doesn’t work at all in fixed-width.
That was so going to be a code comment.
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I applaud you for recognizing your superior brain capacity, wise Morgan, and I hope to see you put it to use someday. May His holy sauce continue to nourish your great and powerful neurons. RAmen.
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What? I’d thought I’d seen it all. Guess I was wrong.
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Dear Morgan:
We loved your “fingers”.
Now, please show us your “tits”.
That is, using only ., ‘, -, /, and \, take your best shot at creating a pair of tits to share with pasta lovers everywhere.
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Fake. That’s all I have to say.
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Morgan,
I think God forgot to give you a brain as you lack key spelling and grammer. Plus if you actually read the site you would understand what the FSM is all about. Christians are always the ones to critise well take a look in the mirror! Hypocrites! You are acting very unchristian like. If thats even a word.
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You sure do look like a very bright person, indeed.
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Hm. Is it just me, or is yon troll trying to fake a Cockney accent?
….. or maybe he just can’t spell.
It’s tragic that anyone would toss off such a bad message, and then put so much work into a rude gesture. Says a lot about human nature, I suppose.
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Was that in English? My brain hurts.
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Is this satire on top of satire?
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Certainly this isn’t the ghost of the great pirate, Henry Morgan. Of COURSE we know there isn’t any Italian food waiting at the Pearly Gates when we pass on. There are no Pearly Gates, just the stripper factory!
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Whoa holy christ… first of all don’t say your brain is bigger than ours if your spelling is that attrocious. this guy had the will power and “mental capacity” to creat something thats called a PARODY religion and its based on MORALITY????????? hawowwtf.. and dude learn to spell goddamnit. and its KRISHNA!!! and they do not claim dick about jesus, its an entirely different branch of religion. thats like say judaism, and islam and EVERYTHING that isnt christian is wrong. dude, educate yourself. for the love of the FSM. and you took the time to creat two hands giving the finger… aww how cute… how very VERY christian of you, bloody hypocrite. this is a place of many cultures and many MANY religions. not one is correct and not one is false. its a set of beliefs in which to lead your life. not a means to hate.
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What the fuck is wrong with this dude?
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Morgan,
First I would just like to say that I spent many a minute trying to decipher the language in which you wrote your intended opinion – Why (attempt to) use text language on a computerised system? In my opinion I find it more difficult to type in the above method, than using correct English and grammar. The only purpose of “text” language in a logical world is for the pupose of saving money whilst writing TEXTS. Furthermore, I would also like to ask you where and how you came to develop such a warped understanding of English grammar? I am a 15 year old student from England and am confident my grammatical ability (and indeed “brain capacity” far exceeds yours. I am also very taken with the wonderful image at the foot of your comment, and the way you have managed to create such an utterly incompetent picture. I mean, the lines do not even match. Have you also noticed how the thumbs are on the incorrect side for such a human gesture? “No”?.. Didn’t think so.
I am aware that my comment is developing into the realms of excessivity so I shall not endeavour to comment on his opinions relating to “jahovis wittneses” or “dem ary chrishna one”.
Morgan, a touch of immaturity I am sure even you will appreciate:
Mah peenis iz bigga than yorz maayt! ,
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omg! ur brian capasity are bigger then mien!?!?!
lol. And what in the name of marinara sauce is that strange picture supposed to be?
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Level.
An obvious troll. Doesn’t sound genuine at all.
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Dear Morgan:
No honey, its not your brain that bigger. It’s your head because of the helmet necessary for riding in the short school bus. Nice art though.
Hope they adjust your head gear soon. It must be very depressing for you.
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“do you even realise how offensive this may be to some christians!”
“get a life ur no worse that them jahovis wittneses or dem ary chrishna ones . u need to get out more u kno. my brain capacity is bigger then urs”
i think it’s a troll, but in case there’s really some idiot out there:
you retarded fuck.
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I don’t know what appalls me more, the terrible stereotyping of the London accent by the poster or the number of Pastafarians taking the post seriously.
Let’s awl calm down my son, gow dawn the Strand, buy uz sam pickled eels and ave uz a lurvely knees up! Roll owt the barrel, av a banana.
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pouhahahahahahahah!
I’m glad it offended him, he’s been so impolite.
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My comment has been swallowed by cyber-demons. Can any English-speaking Pastafarians confirm this is sort-of English?? Sure doesn’t look like it.
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Hallo Morgan. Your brain capacity is…? Oh dear. What a novel though misguided way to try and impress us. Perhaps if you had delivered a well reasoned and well spelt argument you would have had more success. This religion is a parody. You may need a dictionary to discover the meaning of that word, fear not there are many availanle on the internet. Be careful to spell it correctly though. Perhaps if you just copy and paste the word from my comment? Just a suggestion. Pastafarianism is not intended to be offensive to organised religions, merely thought provoking. Your own comment however seems to be insulting to not one but two religions. Surely you are not hiding a bias there Morgan? You don’t identify your own religion.
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Ethan,
“not one is correct and not one is false.”
maybe you meant
“not one is correct and not one is true.”
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Your brain capacity might be large, but it’s rather empty as we speak.
It’s like saying: “My jellybean jar can store more jellybeans than yours”
“Yes but I have 50 more jellybeans than you do, which brings it at a total of 50. Perhaps if you made an opening in the jar first it would be a good start. And of course, it would be nice if you would stop eating the jellybeans before they land in the jar.”
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Are you trying to pull off a London accent in type? It’s not working.
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To all: Reread post #1. I did and finally got the joke behind Morgon’s hate mail. It’s funny! You have to read it with a bad English accent but then you’ll get it.I didn’t at first but after having it pointed out to me I felt I was the fool. It’s a joke, that’s all. He’s just having fun with us and that’s allowed.
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wow. I can’t believe you attempted to write your comment in cockney.
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HAHA he says that what we say is offensive when he was making fun of pastafarians, jihovous witness (sp?) and “dem ary chrishna ones”. Yes, we are truly jerks. >.>
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why yes, sir, i do realize how insulting this may be to some christians. very much so.
ahh, i love mail like this. such high quality.
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OK, he’s not trying to speak in American Cockney (that’s what many American’s think Londoners sound like, i.e, Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins). He’s actually using a version of the modern London accent (dem is definitely caribean influenced)
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… I belive… that… based on his “languaje”… or text… he will understand this… OMGWTFBBQ…. for does who have an IQ above 20… it means…. get a life!!!
I hope someone would educate all those morons who dont even know different religions exist and think there is only one….
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