Comments on: Obama *not* raised Christian http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Ryan http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-878629 Ryan Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:59:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-878629 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

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]]> By: matt3046 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-878597 matt3046 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:58:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-878597 He most certainly is a pirate. (the peg leg is a sure giveaway) He most certainly is a pirate. (the peg leg is a sure giveaway)

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]]> By: Ugh... http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-847247 Ugh... Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:59:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-847247 Please learn how to use the phrase "begs the question" correctly. This does not "beg" the question; rather, raises the question. To beg a question is to assume the the answer to be true to the very question raised. Please learn how to use the phrase “begs the question” correctly. This does not “beg” the question; rather, raises the question. To beg a question is to assume the the answer to be true to the very question raised.

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]]> By: Heartburn Home Remedy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-785587 Heartburn Home Remedy Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:08:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-785587 My fellow on Facebook shared this link with me and I'm not dissapointed that I came here. My fellow on Facebook shared this link with me and I’m not dissapointed that I came here.

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]]> By: Heath Watts http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-784616 Heath Watts Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:06:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-784616 I don't believe that he worships the FSM. His recent stance against the good pirates of Somalia suggests that he is indeed the anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster, as was written in prophecy, by me, only days ago. We will all pay for Obama's hatred of the FSM! Global warming will increase and teh FSM may rain down an un-tasty pasta sauce upon us! All praise the FSM and his greatness! I don’t believe that he worships the FSM. His recent stance against the good pirates of Somalia suggests that he is indeed the anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster, as was written in prophecy, by me, only days ago. We will all pay for Obama’s hatred of the FSM! Global warming will increase and teh FSM may rain down an un-tasty pasta sauce upon us! All praise the FSM and his greatness!

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]]> By: Wdabrock http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-701624 Wdabrock Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:41:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-701624 @ AwwwStruck, Are you lost? I'm not going to argue with you about politics. Though I think your views are totally warped because Obama is President and your diatribe belongs in the Piss and Moan department, I will say that at this website, were about spaghetti. Understand? Not the political talking points of the day. The pirate photo caption asks is we think he's a Pastafarian. Were you to say something about his views on teaching evolution vs. ID, I would be all ears. You weren't and I'm not. There are delightful sites like Politico, HuffingtonPost, Fox, CNN, etc. that you can exhale your vile to. But your comments aren't worthy of the Saucy touch of His Noodly Appendage. You taint the marinara with your presence; my grog is getting flat with every syllable! Heretic! Blasphemer! Gather yer torches, mates! RAmen! @ AwwwStruck,

Are you lost? I’m not going to argue with you about politics. Though I think your views are totally warped because Obama is President and your diatribe belongs in the Piss and Moan department, I will say that at this website, were about spaghetti.

Understand? Not the political talking points of the day. The pirate photo caption asks is we think he’s a Pastafarian. Were you to say something about his views on teaching evolution vs. ID, I would be all ears. You weren’t and I’m not.

There are delightful sites like Politico, HuffingtonPost, Fox, CNN, etc. that you can exhale your vile to. But your comments aren’t worthy of the Saucy touch of His Noodly Appendage. You taint the marinara with your presence; my grog is getting flat with every syllable!
Heretic! Blasphemer!
Gather yer torches, mates!

RAmen!

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]]> By: Hooray for FSM http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-701183 Hooray for FSM Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:29:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-701183 I'll bet Obama is still Pastafarian in his heart. He just has to pretend not to be, because there are some bigots out there who don't like our religion. But when we get our big pirate ship and sail around, they'll start liking us a lot more! ramen I’ll bet Obama is still Pastafarian in his heart. He just has to pretend not to be, because there are some bigots out there who don’t like our religion. But when we get our big pirate ship and sail around, they’ll start liking us a lot more!
ramen

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]]> By: pastalover http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-667634 pastalover Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:10:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-667634 I was already going to vote for Obama.... but oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster... if he is Pastafarian.... how much more perfect can one be??! I was already going to vote for Obama…. but oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster… if he is Pastafarian…. how much more perfect can one be??!

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]]> By: Captain Headwound http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-666350 Captain Headwound Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:42:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-666350 To peter102, the way to fix the system is not to not vote, but to vote for someone who is a third party candidate. If you support Senator Obama, then I recommend you read into Cynthia McKinney's platform, and Ralph Nader's platform. No, Nader did not spoil Gore's campaign. His campaign sucked. He didn't even win his home state. Blame voter fraud for Bush. To peter102, the way to fix the system is not to not vote, but to vote for someone who is a third party candidate. If you support Senator Obama, then I recommend you read into Cynthia McKinney’s platform, and Ralph Nader’s platform. No, Nader did not spoil Gore’s campaign. His campaign sucked. He didn’t even win his home state. Blame voter fraud for Bush.

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]]> By: xamot722 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-666235 xamot722 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:57:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-666235 Avast ye tinhorns, Awwwwstruck, methinks ye take yerself a bit too seriously. Avast ye tinhorns,

Awwwwstruck, methinks ye take yerself a bit too seriously.

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]]> By: peterd102 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-665429 peterd102 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:38:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-665429 Looking in from Britain (who have given America everything btw, lol). Id say Obama was the better candidate, whilst a pastafarian (pretending to be christian) the quotes noted at www.godlessgeeks.com show he is agaisnt ID in schools. Thoguh personally I dont bother with modern politics, I don't vote because i think the system is screwed. Looking in from Britain (who have given America everything btw, lol). Id say Obama was the better candidate, whilst a pastafarian (pretending to be christian) the quotes noted at http://www.godlessgeeks.com show he is agaisnt ID in schools.

Thoguh personally I dont bother with modern politics, I don’t vote because i think the system is screwed.

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]]> By: AwwwStruck http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-663299 AwwwStruck Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:58:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-663299 @ Boydman, Number 40 AwwHell, Boydman, you want proof? Surely you realize that political rhetoric on both sides of the aisle is mainly innuendo, soundbites, and bullshit. Just so you know where I'm coming from, here's my evaluation of the candidates: McCain: He's too damned old to become president and he panders shamelessly to the religious right and ultraconservatives. Palin: She IS the religious right. If she could have her way Intelligent Design or Creationism would be taught in every school, and the Ten Commandments would be tatooed on every newborn's arm. She lacks even minimal experience to become president if McCain croaks. She and McCain would attempt to appoint conservative Supreme Court Justices who might try to overturn Roe vs Wade. Obama: Like Palin, Obama lacks any real experience that qualifies him to be president. He panders to the "progressive intelligentsia" who think controlling the masses through legislation is the proper job for the elite. He is an excellent bullshitter...uh...excuse me orator. His "plans" for change have been very changeable. He would love to establish increased gun control. Biden: he has a big mouth and frequently inserts his foot in it. During the primary debates, Biden said that (choke, choke) Obama lacks the expertise to be president. Oh, while I'm at it, understand that I think George W. Bush's presidency stinks. There are many other deficiencies in the candidates, but let's stop there. You suggested that I might influence the election. I wouldn't know which crappy slate, Republican or Democrat, to elect if I had the power to do so. I don't think this site should be a place to promote or destroy political candidates (see Jimmy, Number 37). But featuring a picture of cute-little-pirate-Barack that produced a string of testimonials certifying that he is the FSM's gift to the multitude made me decide to piss on this parade of zealots. Hence, my original post Number 30. In Post Number 31, Q called me a bigot. If you want to see real bigotry, punch up Jeremiah Wright on You Tube. Obama eventually distanced himself from Wright, but only under duress. A person who would associate with Wright for 20 years must be either a dumb ass or one who relates to Wright's contorted paradigm. Political proof and truth are as rare as dinosaur turds on Noah's Ark. But if you have proof that Obama is truly a natural born citizen, trot it out. His so-called birth certificate looks like an amateur PhotoShop job done by a 12 year old. Please post your proof on You Tube for all to see. I'm just AwwwStruck that I spent this much time responding to Obama worshippers. Now McCain lovers, if any ever look at this site, can also jump on my ass for my opinion about the Republican candidates. The losers of this election will be the citizens of this country. I think most of us would prefer a president that falls between the extremes of right and left. @ Boydman, Number 40

AwwHell, Boydman, you want proof? Surely you realize that political rhetoric on both sides of the aisle is mainly innuendo, soundbites, and bullshit.

Just so you know where I’m coming from, here’s my evaluation of the candidates:

McCain: He’s too damned old to become president and he panders shamelessly to the religious right and ultraconservatives.

Palin: She IS the religious right. If she could have her way Intelligent Design or Creationism would be taught in every school, and the Ten Commandments would be tatooed on every newborn’s arm. She lacks even minimal experience to become president if McCain croaks. She and McCain would attempt to appoint conservative Supreme Court Justices who might try to overturn Roe vs Wade.

Obama: Like Palin, Obama lacks any real experience that qualifies him to be president. He panders to the “progressive intelligentsia” who think controlling the masses through legislation is the proper job for the elite. He is an excellent bullshitter…uh…excuse me orator. His “plans” for change have been very changeable. He would love to establish increased gun control.

Biden: he has a big mouth and frequently inserts his foot in it. During the primary debates, Biden said that (choke, choke) Obama lacks the expertise to be president.

Oh, while I’m at it, understand that I think George W. Bush’s presidency stinks.

There are many other deficiencies in the candidates, but let’s stop there.

You suggested that I might influence the election. I wouldn’t know which crappy slate, Republican or Democrat, to elect if I had the power to do so.

I don’t think this site should be a place to promote or destroy political candidates (see Jimmy, Number 37). But featuring a picture of cute-little-pirate-Barack that produced a string of testimonials certifying that he is the FSM’s gift to the multitude made me decide to piss on this parade of zealots. Hence, my original post Number 30.

In Post Number 31, Q called me a bigot. If you want to see real bigotry, punch up Jeremiah Wright on You Tube. Obama eventually distanced himself from Wright, but only under duress. A person who would associate with Wright for 20 years must be either a dumb ass or one who relates to Wright’s contorted paradigm.

Political proof and truth are as rare as dinosaur turds on Noah’s Ark. But if you have proof that Obama is truly a natural born citizen, trot it out. His so-called birth certificate looks like an amateur PhotoShop job done by a 12 year old. Please post your proof on You Tube for all to see.

I’m just AwwwStruck that I spent this much time responding to Obama worshippers. Now McCain lovers, if any ever look at this site, can also jump on my ass for my opinion about the Republican candidates. The losers of this election will be the citizens of this country. I think most of us would prefer a president that falls between the extremes of right and left.

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]]> By: hobie crew http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662697 hobie crew Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:52:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662697 Arrrrgggg. I think we all need a little pirate in the white house. Arrrggg Arrrrgggg. I think we all need a little pirate in the white house. Arrrggg

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]]> By: Doctor of Pastdivinity http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662633 Doctor of Pastdivinity Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:11:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662633 I think it's time to some motto correction: In FSM we trust! One nation under FSM! FSM mit uns! I think it’s time to some motto correction:

In FSM we trust!

One nation under FSM!

FSM mit uns!

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]]> By: boydman http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662580 boydman Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:48:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662580 @30 Awwwstruck, Another thing many on this site believe, is justifying those things they say or imply. I'm guessing you're implying Obama hates the US, because of the actions of Wright. Prove it. We're waiting...just think, you could change the course of the whole election. @30 Awwwstruck,

Another thing many on this site believe, is justifying those things they say or imply. I’m guessing you’re implying Obama hates the US, because of the actions of Wright. Prove it. We’re waiting…just think, you could change the course of the whole election.

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]]> By: boydman http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662579 boydman Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:44:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662579 @26, As much as I can't stand the woman, I wouldn't mind making Sarah Palin dress up in a habit and recite her Hail Marys. Of course, in true Catholic fashion, I'd have to feel guilty about it afterwards. @26,

As much as I can’t stand the woman, I wouldn’t mind making Sarah Palin dress up in a habit and recite her Hail Marys. Of course, in true Catholic fashion, I’d have to feel guilty about it afterwards.

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]]> By: Barnacle Bill the Sailor http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662363 Barnacle Bill the Sailor Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:47:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662363 He's got my vote! Even before I saw this picture! Now I'm even more convinced he'll be a good president. Any kid who dreams of becoming a pirate has got to turn out well. And anyone who can deliver our nation from McCain is worthy of my support. He’s got my vote!
Even before I saw this picture! Now I’m even more convinced he’ll be a good president. Any kid who dreams of becoming a pirate has got to turn out well. And anyone who can deliver our nation from McCain is worthy of my support.

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]]> By: jimmy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662313 jimmy Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:12:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662313 Please note though that The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster already claims Donald Rumsfeld as being a Pastafarian. Just thought I'd throw that out there. W might also be a closet pastafarian seeing how he claims that his decisions are guided by a higher power, but some of them seem to suggest a higher power that often gets drunk (despite that W has quit drinking). It is not our job to promote or destroy political candidates, as that is precisely what so many other churches are good at. Awwwstruck is right. But for the sheer stupidity of it, we should tell all the candidates to wear FSM lapel pins and see which ones fall for it, seeing as everybody thinks lapel pins are so important these days (Did George Washington have one?) Probably only Ralph Nader or Dennis Kuscinich would do it (although the latter might choose a version with no meatballs). Please note though that The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster already claims Donald Rumsfeld as being a Pastafarian. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
W might also be a closet pastafarian seeing how he claims that his decisions are guided by a higher power, but some of them seem to suggest a higher power that often gets drunk (despite that W has quit drinking).
It is not our job to promote or destroy political candidates, as that is precisely what so many other churches are good at. Awwwstruck is right.
But for the sheer stupidity of it, we should tell all the candidates to wear FSM lapel pins and see which ones fall for it, seeing as everybody thinks lapel pins are so important these days (Did George Washington have one?) Probably only Ralph Nader or Dennis Kuscinich would do it (although the latter might choose a version with no meatballs).

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]]> By: GummiHU http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662260 GummiHU Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:53:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662260 @Pope Pixel I : then we only need to wait for the only openly Pastafarian president. @Pope Pixel I : then we only need to wait for the only openly Pastafarian president.

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]]> By: Pope Pixel I http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662087 Pope Pixel I Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:56:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/23/obama-not-christian/#comment-662087 I KNEW it! This is clear proof that Senator Obama is on our side. This will be ground-breaking when he becomes the first PASTAFARIAN president!!! RAmen I KNEW it! This is clear proof that Senator Obama is on our side. This will be ground-breaking when he becomes the first PASTAFARIAN president!!!
RAmen

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