lets see. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE. It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions. People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits
I have considered other religions because i am mad with God, but I would never worship something I could eat. Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.
-Lully-chan
YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Comments
117 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE”
You must understand that some of us (of example: me) don’t think this is parody AT ALL.
After all, it has never been proven that the FSM is not the Creator. So why not believe he is? Right?
But you are very free to choose the religion of your liking, we will never say that you MUST choose Pastafarianism.
Every religion says that they have the thuth, just like we do. We’re the only ones that admit that we might be wrong. That’s the honesty in us that other religions lack. They want your time and money.
Good luck.
Theo
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It very brave to say “i fucking idoits”, I for one am not sure you should be boasting about taking advantage of the retarded for your perverse appetite…
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Mad at God so you’re cheating on him? If you’re mad at Him, that means you believe in Him. If so, your choice is foolish as the book says he’s the jealous vengeful type.
Besides, the FSM isn’t spaghetti like you eat. Spaghetti was made as a tribute to Him in an attempt to recreate his glory. Comes close too. However His divine noodlyness must be made of something other than grain. We know this scientifically because grain cannot create the universe, so logically he must be something else. Glory!
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I have become convinced that certain humans lack the ability to recognize satire. It might be genetic.
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Well, regardless of how idoitic we may be, we have a working spell check.
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Ummmm…. Lully?
It’s a satire, not a parody.
And… other than that, do you actually have a point?
Oh, yeah- Noodles upon you, etc., etc.,etc.
Ramen.
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PS: Jabber, jabber, dribble dribble, twitch, twitch.
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Mr. Lully-Chan,
Your main problem with our Faith appears to be Edibility. But while you may have eaten spaghetti before, I would argue that you have never eaten the FSM. Indeed, how could you have?
FSM is often invisible, and can pass through matter with ease. This surely presents an obstacle to your attempts at ingestion. I’m sure that if His Noodliness was ever manifested to you, you would find yourself quite unable–and probably unwilling–to eat Him.
I can understand your problems with other religions, given that Edibility is your highest metric. After all, there’s no reason per se why you couldn’t eat a human–cases of cannibalism are well documented–and so this would seem to rule out Christianity (you could eat Jesus) and Islam (you could eat Mohammed). I must say, however, this is a rather novel approach to attacking these religions.
However, in a magnanimous attempt to be helpful, I’d recommend you look into Taoism. I don’t see how you could eat “the Way.”
The longer I follow this site, the more convinced I am that FSM followers are the only sane people out there. Really, non-Edibility as the determinative criterion for belief in religion? Hey, whatever floats your boat!
RAmen
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I think this is a near convert!
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‘you people are freaking insane’….Well, that’s a new one! I never heard that one before.
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Is your choice of sexual partners perhaps why you are angry with god? I mean, fucking idiots could do that anyone, really.
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Quote: “i fucking idoits”
Did you just admit that you are an idiot? I’m sorry to hear that.
You worship whatever celestial being will anger your god since you are mad at him and we will worship our own celestial being. Thank you
~MB
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Ehem, the whole “the bread is my body, the wine my blood” thing? Yeah, you can eat your “God” too, smart-ass.
Try again.
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Funny… I’m pretty sure that you can pick up crackers and wine, the ‘blood and body’ of your God at any 7-11.
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Isn’t eating wafers the body of Christ?
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You said: “and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits”
You spelled “I’m” wrong, and your grammar is terrible.
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I say more power to you. This religion is exactually what the world needs. FSM IS AMAZING! It’s opened my eyes to the reality of religion and the world. There are many different types of religion, all of them as bizarre as the other. Who’s to say that that midgit’s weren’t the first? They’d rather believe God pulled a rib from some man and created us?
But as long as you believe, then you’ve got nothing to worry about. Because just think, While you’ve got a giant beer volcano to attend to. The other non-believers are stuck burning in their “hell.”
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I so love how even though you say you’ve read articles about this being a “parody of other religions” but you still don’t understand this site.
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I fucking idiots?
Does that mean you are fucking idiots in the immediate? As in you are actually doing it now but you speak like a cave man.
Or are you saying pastafarians are eye fucking idiots?
I am a new convert. I will eat pasta tonight so that his balliness can be within me.
I will dress as a pirate and convert my english friends after the footie.
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You miss the joke even when it’s explained to you. This does not speak well of your intelligence. Neither does your prose. Or your spelling. Or your grammar.
You did spell spaghetti right, though, which is nearly shocking.
Best line, and this should be carved on your headstone: “i fucking idoits”
I’m sorry you’re mad with God. Perhaps you should try worshiping nothing.
Be well!
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Hello Lully,
I’m not sure I understand. How can you be “mad with God” when he doesn’t exist? I am surely not mad at Baal, or Jove, or Loki, or Neptune, and you probably aren’t either.
Second, eating one’s object of worship is a time-honored tradition. I understand that virtually every Christian religion practices this tradition, and the Catholic religion even has something called the “miracle of transubstantiation.” (Look it up. It defies logic, but hey, it’s religion! It doesn’t have to be logical.
And if you love spaghetti…what better way to celebrate that love than to worship the Creator of All Things Pasta and Futura?
Yours in The Finest Durum,
Terry
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This is a parody of other religions? Really?
Here’s the scary part. Assuming there is no physical impediment (blindness, quintuple amputee, etc.), ol’ Lully-chan can legally obtain a driver’s license, can legally vote, and can legally reproduce. Evolution is coming full circle. A million years ago, folks with a single digit IQ, like Our Hero, would have naturally starved to death by forgetting to eat. Today, they are the ones having twelve kids. Paleolithic Era, here we come.
ET
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You’re kidding me, right? Is this post for real or is some Pastafarian trying to yank our chains? “i fucking idoits”. Well, you got the middle word right. Let me clean up the spelling for you: the proper grammar would be “I am a fucking idiot”. There – all better now!
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i fucking idiots, A new low.
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hrmm…you better steer clear of Christianity, then. Olive Garden has crackers and wine (body and blood of Christ)…
RAmen
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Yes, you are right. Religion makes people insane. The Church of the FSM is no different, except that our adherents know and embrace this (and a bowl full of noodly goodness).
By the way, Lully, I am worried about your sex life, schooling, and editing skills. You tell us that you are “fucking idoits.” I hope they have not given you any STD’s that might rot your mind and render your reasoning skills inoperable.
If so, maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just the deity for you!!
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Try the talking snake at olive garden, its to sin for.
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Hmmm…. Perhaps you wouldn’t be so hostile if you weren’t always fucking “idoits,” which I can only assume are Greek prostitutes with veneral diseases.
Or maybe you meant to say that you are a fucking idoit, in which case you should get yourself checked for veneral diseases.
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Hm, well, I don’t think I can speak for EVERYONE here, but I, personally, joined up for the political perspective of this. Go on and do your homework, chum. The open letter to Kansas’ school administration or whatever it is is the ideal start.
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There are some great book titles in this one: “i fucking idiots” or “mad with God.” The depth, the multiple meanings. I’m inspired to write a novel about a lad who discovers an injustice then meets up with God, who is as angry about it as the lad is. Together they punish the wrong-doer then continue on as a crime-fighting duo. Meanwhile, FSM comforts the victim. Heck, who cares about the novel, this is a TV series!
Arg
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Curious you say you would never worship a god you could eat, because in John 6, your god (Jesus) says that in order to have eternal life, you must eat his flesh and drink his blood. Sounds like (symbolical) cannibalism, if you ask me.
Oh, by the way, in popular culture, someone who is living who was once dead (ala Jesus) is called a “zombie.”
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Eww Olive Garden? Worst Spaghetti ever.
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Hello Lully-chan. I would like to point out that you may be taken more seriously if you had learned to spell and punctuate correctly (there is an invention called a “spell check” that you may wish to investigate). Before you attempt to shame someone else for their perceived idiocy, take measures to ensure that you yourself are free from fault.
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People don’t actually believe this, lully. The CoFSM is best used in an argument against religion, because when someone (usually a Christian) says why FSM isn’t real, you can take their sentence, switch in a couple of words, and BOOM a perfect argument against their religion instead.
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“…but I would never worship something I could eat.”
well, I guess that rules out christianity!
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Please file this under: People Unclear on The Concept.
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Insane? In response, I can only say: Bushels of songbirds tackling Euclidian on Saturdays and paid tennis in bad fishing up with nylon cords. Nylon POLYMER cords. And beware the rhomboicosahedral lizards.
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I love your FSM religion. It points out the absurdity of all religions. It’s obvious from the comments by the Fundie crowd that FSM hits a raw nerve. Keep up the great work!
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“It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions.”
LOL! He’s got the first 2, and the second 2, but he just can’t put 2 and 2 together. :P
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Let’s see. You’re a freaking close-minded moron.
“i fucking idoits” Well, fucking idiot, or should I say “Eye-Doyt” as you spelled it, didn’t you know the first midgit lived in the Olive Garden of Eden, the midgit of whom you descended from? Apparently not. Eating His Deliciousness is a form of utmost respect to FSM.
Stop criticizing us and go worship your not-so-tasty Lord of yours.
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“i fucking idoits”
Did you mean to say “I fuck idiots”?
Also, I doubt we are the most insane people you’ll meet as I have yet to hear of Pastafarians ethnically cleansing their surrounding regions or using their religion as motivation for violence. I don’t get how poking fun at something silly (god/s) makes us even remotely insane when compared to people that actually devote their lives to things they have no proof of.
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How dare you use the Japanese honorific ‘chan’. Number one, calling yourself chan means you do not believe you are better than us, and shows that you think you are actually worse than us. When trolling somebody, showing that you think they are far inferior than you, you are to use the honorific ’sama’ or ’san’. Number two, you say that you are mad with gawd-bozo, yes? You consider changing religions, meaning you don’t worship him anymore, making him non-existent to you, making you mad at some thing that does not exist. Their is no logic in that, stupid xtain.
I just ranted longer than usual, and not to bore anyone reading, I’ll post the rest of my angry-ness later.
-Drunken Dogg
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Then eat me.
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Lets see…you wrote:
“It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody”
Obviously you haven’t fully read all of those articles, cause you obviously skipped the part of what the cofsm stands for. In other words.. you can’t read, nonetheless pay attention to important details.
Then you wrote:
“i fucking idoits”
Oh what do we have here? Can’t write properly either..
Also:
“I have considered other religions because i am mad with God,”
And that throws critical thinking out the window too. I wonder why this is…?
“People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way.”
Thats right! you think being messed up has a “good way” to it. Mabey you were messed up in the “good way” when you wrote you’re little comment.
loky
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That’s the “Olive Garden of Eden” thank you. Why are you assuming that the Pastafarians are unaware that this is a parody? Their professed “faith” is a parody too. You missed the joke.
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Um…. We know and I believe our members wrote several of the articles. So I think your the one who needs more brain food not us.
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Well, arent most gods considered to be all around us and in everything? Sooooo, no matter what restaurant you eat at, you are eating god.
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Why would anyone want to do such a disservice to spaghetti as to order it at the “Olive Garden”. Properly done spaghetti is not only God, but the food of the gods. For FSM’s sake, get a good recipe and cook it yourself-or go to a quality place run by a real Italian family who’s had a recipe in their famiglia for generations.
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do catholics not eat their christ every sunday in communion?
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Fucking?!?! I-do-it too….sometimes…
ID-10-T Error.
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-Lully-chan
You sad person
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“i fucking idoits”
Ewgross.
-XCE
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…*sadness*
I somehow think you are stupid enough to have reproduced already, meaning we will have to uproot another weed of idiocy…or as you prefer to spell it ‘idoicy’. You managed to surf here successfully, yet you are unable to find the magic spellcheck button.
…*sadness*
PC
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What is this about fucking idiots?
You would not eat spaghetti because it’s your God, but you would eat the body and blood of your God… interesting…
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Well I’d have to say Lully Chan is quite impartial if I was an idoit. He or she also doesn’t know the difference between satire and parody. Oh well, there’s no point in flogging a dead horse.
Mad at God? I’m quite sure the FSM will get over it. As for the bad spelling, bad grammar, and foul language. Need I say more?
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@ Neal
I like your story so far. Is there any way I can see it all in order as opposed to just getting it here in bits and pieces?
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I wish there was a way I could speak in person to one of these people so that I could ask them questions instead of just listening to their asinine babling.
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Love his first name though :) Lully…. It sounds very Dutch and would roughly translate as little dick….. :) Most appropiate!
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Ew, gross! Don’t reproduce with idiots, we already have enough of them in this world (mainly in the churches).
RAmen Mateys!
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What are “Idoits”?
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ummmmmmmmm… in the christian church, don’t you ‘eat’ jesus anyways? and ‘drink his blood’ or something like that? so you do it anyways, at least in theory, so why must you dis the flying spaghetti monster? for shame on the non-believer.
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See that’s why Partafarianism is better than Xtainity. Our god is an Entree whereas the Xtain god is merely an Amuse Bouche. See our god’s better than your god.
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Some people on this board believe you have not only surived, but also replicated. Please say it ain’t so, Lully-chan.
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Mmm. Our Noodly Lord is SO good at Olive Garden. The rest of your post I have a problem with. Idoits sounds like a painful condition. Reilgions sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. Either way, I hope you get them both checked out. Sounds like you could use some relief.
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@ Ben Trembly #57
I’m with you brother. It’s quite a shame they never come back to discuss their point.
@ red Dutchpasta Wench #58
You made me laugh so hard I almost had my beer come out of my nose. Too funny!
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Let’s take a look at this, shall we? You, sir, are rather batty. It clearly says in many places that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody of other religions. People who continue to argue against Pastafarianism as if it was something other than that are messed up, and in a bad way, as if there is any other way to be “messed up.” On a personal note, I don’t care to fuck idiots, but in the end, it’s probably just a matter of preference rather than a moral statement.
I have considered other religions because I am a curious individual, but I would never worship something I could not conceivably eat (hence, something tangible). I love spaghetti, and I would rather worship something that I can eat at the Olive Garden than something I could only verify the existence of by dying.
-Alfred (er, Alfred-san? Kun? Sama? Whatever, I haven’t seriously signed a discussion board message since the early ’90s. If this guy is a troll, the signature is what really sold the effort for me.)
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Insanity is the spice of life. Remember that
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So you *would* worship something that you can eat as an entre in Red Lobster?
Arg
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Be at peace, my child. I am seeking to be a Pastafarian minsiter, and you sound like you could do with our comunion, which in my brothel/ship shall be rum and uncooked ramen. And how could you not love a god you could eat? That’s what I imagine heaven to be: fluffy cotton candy and other what-nots to shove in my face-hole.
Here, have a drink and loosen up. RAmen.
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There have been a number of disturbing messages here lately (some even from regular posters) claiming that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is not real. Some have even gone so far as to say that we do not really believe in Pastafarianism. This is utter nonsense!
Need I remind you all that our beloved prophet, Bobby Henderson (may he forever be bathed in the Warmth of His Sauce), has said, “Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.” (Click the “About” button for verification.) His letter to the Kansas School Board makes it clear that Pastafarians do believe in our Noodly Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen
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I may require a translation here. What is ‘i fucking idoits’ in English?
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This brings up a good rant of mine: Those who get mad at god and then become athiests or change religions… grow up. If you “don’t believe in god because you are mad at him” they you OBVIOUSLY still believe in god, because you are mad at him – you are not an athiest, and you will one day return to your religion. Don’t act like a fucking child and stop talking to your diety and call yourself a non-believer, because you insult real non-believers.
If you change religion because you are mad at your current god, it is no different than voteing for a democrat when in the past you voted republican (or visa versa). You still believe in religion, and you are still a dumb-ass sheep.
For being mad at god, lully-chan is very foolish.
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YOU need to die to know God’s Existance, but I dont. its just like you describe love, you can see it, you cant hear it, you cant touch it, but you can feel it. i have felt it and know exactly how powerful God is. And communion isnt about eating jesus, its about recognizing what his death on the cross meant, which if you dont, was for sinners like YOU to have a chance, though you may never take it. he willingly let people like you mock him, beat him, and murder him so you could have a chance. can you say the same about a plate of noodles with two meatballs and not even any sauce?
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@Jeremy Keyes. I have hopes of publishing it when complete. Whether that will be on the internet on my own site or via a book deal who knows. Sillier things have been published. In any case, I think it’s fun to carry out as an intellectual exercise, the actual implications of a massive Rapture Xtain ressurection, and see how the various sectors and personages in our society would react. The tortured and transparent naming of prominent politicians and media types is kind of a satire on the stupid names authors of these potboilers choose for their characters.
Glad you enjoy it.
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Yes, of course we can.
I hope you will be enlightened some day,
R’amen
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Kathryn,
What do you mean, no sauce? Yes, there is sauce! And, by the way, I can feel the FSM (especially on Fridays).
RAmen
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I hate people that don’t use verbs in their sentences. Therefore it is I who HATES fucking idiots!
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@ Kathryn
His death on the cross meant 2 things. There were some sadistic bastards in charge. The second: his dad: the omnipotent; didn’t really give a damn or else he wouldn’t have let his son suffer for so long before he finally died. Crucifixion deaths often took more than a week. The victim usually died from dehydration. The nails were deliberately placed so that no major arteries were cut. The wounds would infect and cause great pain which was the whole point. To make the torture until death last as long as possible. One would think a loving father would not allow that to happen to his only son but no, he enjoys pain. Check out the first testament and tell me that’s not true. The rules and exceptions to get into heaven prove to the vast majority of people here that Christianity is simply one huge crock of utter bullshit. This “believe in me or die” attitude has no place whatsoever in todays modern, supposedly educated society. Of course that’s where it all falls down. Far too many people aren’t educated but brainwashed. They have had nonsense stuffed into their heads to the point that they no longer understand common sense. A talking snake? Give me a break. But the part that gets me the most is there sheer blindness that most of the followers have. I agree that the commandments are good rules to follow but that is just a code of ethics. It’s truly a shame that most Christians don’t follow them. An interesting point is that most atheists do.
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#73 kathryn
“his death on the cross… was for sinners like YOU to have a chance”
And sinners like you? I don’t abide by the christian moral code, but I do try and follow my own. I don’t need jesus to save me, I have a mind and conscience which more than make do.
“he willingly let people like you mock him, beat him, and murder him”
People like me? Kathryn, you don’t know me so how can you assume I would mock, beat and murder anyone? You know nothing about me, but I know from those words that you are a bigot who puts individuals intogroups and judges them accordingly.
“Can you say the same about a plate of noodles with two meatballs and not even any sauce?” Well it makes about as much sense as the bible taken literally…
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you are just pathetic!!
if you are mad with god (which by the way sounds kinda emo) it’s your problem!!
you might disagree with our thoughts but that doesn’t give you the right to insult us!!! dooh!!–>that makes YOU the fucking idoit
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@jeremy
dude His death on the cross meant one thing, he sacrificed himself to carry all the sins of our world on His shoulders, doing out of love and compassion, there is a video shown to the people who can not understand this concept, but allow me to just explain
if you have a choice to save a bunch of people on a train, women, children, fathers, brothers, mothers, etc, do you let them die or do you let your child die. if you are faced with that decision, what do you choose, what is the selfless thing to do?
the one thing that everyone can take from Jesus is that he showed His love to everyone, and by following His example we should show our fellow man, and i agree with you jeremy, not enough christians do show this, and that is truly sad
but if christians make a effort to be more “Christ-like” does it hurt the world, or do we benefit?
i was reading a article on a website called renew amaerica, and it is apparently for intelligent design, but it made points that didnt involve religion which i personally loved, it is truly interesting and i encourage you all to watch :D
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my mistake READ haha
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@JeremyKeys for “I agree that the commandments are good rules to follow but that is just a code of ethics. It’s truly a shame that most Christians don’t follow them. An interesting point is that most atheists do.”
RAAAAAMen! Brother J!
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Interesting comment, revealing metaphor. I had a similar feeling upon making my first communion almost forty years ago (actually, it was more a sense of revulsion at what I considered a cannibalistic metaphor). It marked the beginning of my Awakening…
(Olive Garden is a purveyor of false–or at least, overcooked and perhaps too drenched in sauce–gods…)
Allium Sativum, in Semolinum Pommodorum, foreverum!
Tom
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Missing quote:
Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.
(Apparently the email widget doesn’t like angle brackets.)
In Frascati Veritas
Tom
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Forgive my literalism, but, what the hell does, “i fucking idoits” mean? Let His appendage touch you, and you will be healed. Read His Gospel, feel the Good News, and taste the good food. Fill your mouth with His splendor and speak with one tongue. RAmen.
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“I would never worship something I could eat.”
Assuming they are real, Christ is out as a possible source of adoration (cannibalism) as is the Virgin Mary (you naughty girl!).
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i fucking idoits
You fuck idiots? No wonder you’re so confused!
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FSM doesn’t want to be worshiped but we like to let him know we care i wouldn’t get mad with my god so yours is fails…
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“I would never worship something I could eat.”
So that bread and wine they pass out in church is meaningless? I knew it!
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“I fucking idoits.” You’re having sex with idiots? That’s not good.
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Wow, this site really needs a mandatory audio playback before you can post, would probably catch at least 95% of these idiots.
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I think the term for his, “i fucking idiots”, would be a Freudian slip. Look it up it makes sense.
Ramen
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WHAT THE HAAAELL YOU MEAN “YOU PEOPLE”?
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“i fucking idoits”
Two problems –
1) You missed the “u” key, I believe. Either that or you mean you literally “fuck idiots”.
2) You misspelled “idiots”.
May His Noodliness grant you a functioning spell checker.
RAmen.
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“i fucking drank too much holy water before going online idoits”
There’s not a hope in hell for you.
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You could eat a person.
Just saying.
~Lizzie
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FSM FTW!!!!!!
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“Idoits”?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’ve been called many things in my time, but I’ve never been called an idoit by a bible thumper. The irony is thicker than Mrs. Butterworth…
It sounds like a Nike ad – I Do It!
Well, yes I do! I do it whenever possible! Thanks Lully-Chan!
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How can someone be mad at God, but look at other religions? Wouldn’t that mean that the person is Christian? And she’s calling us dumb.
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she means the olive garden of eden
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Just tell us a different’s between your Jesus and our Noodles grants
and please stop define us with this language
we can believe what we like
Grants from Poland ;)
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In the Christian religions isn’t God represented by crackers and wine?
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You would never worship something you could eat? You’re a Christian? Have you ever heard of Transubstantiation? Get with it, moron christians…this god is as good as any other god ( no good at all), but he’s tastier than Jesus with a wide variety of sauces.
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“i fucking idoits”
I don’t have a comment, I just wanted to read it again.
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Awwwww, don’t fell bad -Lully-chan. I “fucking idoits” myself……twice…….divorced them both……it happens :)
RAmen All
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I love this letter, but especially the comments. I LOL’d so hard at comments 23-30.
RAmen =]
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It would be just super if people who hated us could bother to make sense, maybe punctuate and capitalize correctly.
I just can’t respect someone who doesn’t know how to speak…
“I fucking idiots”
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What part of PARODY escaped your notice??????
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You enjoy “fucking idoits”? Wow. You must be one screwed up little person.
RAmen.
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# 80- Andrea
Okay, I AM termed emo by all of the people around me (even though I’m happy) and I’m not angry at god. I don’t even believe in him. Your idea is so much better.
And as many people have pointed out already, Communion IS CANNIBALISM!!!!! You are eating and drinking approximations of “Christ’s” flesh and blood.
Just think about that sometimes.
Frig you people are dumb.
xXxMxXx
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“i fucking idoits”
Please don’t talk about your sex life on this page, I’m still a minor.
“Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.”
What’s wrong with worshipping something you love, right? I mean, you worship God because you love him and his infinite grace, right? Or are you just afraid of him sending you to hell?
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“I fucking idiots”
haha that says everything , this girl/guy fucks idiots a bit has rubbed off on her/him …
i would just like to say thanks to BOBBY for opening my eyes and shedding some light on FSM , it has DEFFINATLY changed my life , and i am doing great things with my life .
I WILL FOREVA HAVE FSM IN MY LIFE AND belly
to all u christians EAT A DICK u fag munchers ,
god eats jeasus’s hippy loving penis .
P.s. at least FSM accepts gay ppl , and yes im gay deal with it
love aaronFSM
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at least fsm believers get sent to italy at the end with a spicey meatball ,
all u christians get is sectioned off into different parts in ur heaven
christians to the left
budist in front
cathalics behind a big wall so they think they are the only ones there
and everyone else in the back
except ppl that go to hell
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It’s spelled entrée.
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Question?
What is an idoit?
it sounds like a species of fish.
Let alone “i fucking idoit”.
do you mean that you enjoy sex with “idoits” because that’s probably a sin in your religion. And I don’t mean the fun button on the calculator.
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You couldn’t digest the flying spaghetti monster. Pasta was just created in his image so we might be made slightly more awesome by its consumption.
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