lets see. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE. It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions. People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits
I have considered other religions because i am mad with God, but I would never worship something I could eat. Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.
-Lully-chan
YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Comments
117 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE”
-Lully-chan
You sad person
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“i fucking idoits”
Ewgross.
-XCE
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…*sadness*
I somehow think you are stupid enough to have reproduced already, meaning we will have to uproot another weed of idiocy…or as you prefer to spell it ‘idoicy’. You managed to surf here successfully, yet you are unable to find the magic spellcheck button.
…*sadness*
PC
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What is this about fucking idiots?
You would not eat spaghetti because it’s your God, but you would eat the body and blood of your God… interesting…
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Well I’d have to say Lully Chan is quite impartial if I was an idoit. He or she also doesn’t know the difference between satire and parody. Oh well, there’s no point in flogging a dead horse.
Mad at God? I’m quite sure the FSM will get over it. As for the bad spelling, bad grammar, and foul language. Need I say more?
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@ Neal
I like your story so far. Is there any way I can see it all in order as opposed to just getting it here in bits and pieces?
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I wish there was a way I could speak in person to one of these people so that I could ask them questions instead of just listening to their asinine babling.
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Love his first name though :) Lully…. It sounds very Dutch and would roughly translate as little dick….. :) Most appropiate!
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Ew, gross! Don’t reproduce with idiots, we already have enough of them in this world (mainly in the churches).
RAmen Mateys!
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What are “Idoits”?
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ummmmmmmmm… in the christian church, don’t you ‘eat’ jesus anyways? and ‘drink his blood’ or something like that? so you do it anyways, at least in theory, so why must you dis the flying spaghetti monster? for shame on the non-believer.
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See that’s why Partafarianism is better than Xtainity. Our god is an Entree whereas the Xtain god is merely an Amuse Bouche. See our god’s better than your god.
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Some people on this board believe you have not only surived, but also replicated. Please say it ain’t so, Lully-chan.
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Mmm. Our Noodly Lord is SO good at Olive Garden. The rest of your post I have a problem with. Idoits sounds like a painful condition. Reilgions sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. Either way, I hope you get them both checked out. Sounds like you could use some relief.
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@ Ben Trembly #57
I’m with you brother. It’s quite a shame they never come back to discuss their point.
@ red Dutchpasta Wench #58
You made me laugh so hard I almost had my beer come out of my nose. Too funny!
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Let’s take a look at this, shall we? You, sir, are rather batty. It clearly says in many places that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody of other religions. People who continue to argue against Pastafarianism as if it was something other than that are messed up, and in a bad way, as if there is any other way to be “messed up.” On a personal note, I don’t care to fuck idiots, but in the end, it’s probably just a matter of preference rather than a moral statement.
I have considered other religions because I am a curious individual, but I would never worship something I could not conceivably eat (hence, something tangible). I love spaghetti, and I would rather worship something that I can eat at the Olive Garden than something I could only verify the existence of by dying.
-Alfred (er, Alfred-san? Kun? Sama? Whatever, I haven’t seriously signed a discussion board message since the early ’90s. If this guy is a troll, the signature is what really sold the effort for me.)
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Insanity is the spice of life. Remember that
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So you *would* worship something that you can eat as an entre in Red Lobster?
Arg
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Be at peace, my child. I am seeking to be a Pastafarian minsiter, and you sound like you could do with our comunion, which in my brothel/ship shall be rum and uncooked ramen. And how could you not love a god you could eat? That’s what I imagine heaven to be: fluffy cotton candy and other what-nots to shove in my face-hole.
Here, have a drink and loosen up. RAmen.
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There have been a number of disturbing messages here lately (some even from regular posters) claiming that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is not real. Some have even gone so far as to say that we do not really believe in Pastafarianism. This is utter nonsense!
Need I remind you all that our beloved prophet, Bobby Henderson (may he forever be bathed in the Warmth of His Sauce), has said, “Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.” (Click the “About” button for verification.) His letter to the Kansas School Board makes it clear that Pastafarians do believe in our Noodly Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen
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I may require a translation here. What is ‘i fucking idoits’ in English?
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This brings up a good rant of mine: Those who get mad at god and then become athiests or change religions… grow up. If you “don’t believe in god because you are mad at him” they you OBVIOUSLY still believe in god, because you are mad at him – you are not an athiest, and you will one day return to your religion. Don’t act like a fucking child and stop talking to your diety and call yourself a non-believer, because you insult real non-believers.
If you change religion because you are mad at your current god, it is no different than voteing for a democrat when in the past you voted republican (or visa versa). You still believe in religion, and you are still a dumb-ass sheep.
For being mad at god, lully-chan is very foolish.
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YOU need to die to know God’s Existance, but I dont. its just like you describe love, you can see it, you cant hear it, you cant touch it, but you can feel it. i have felt it and know exactly how powerful God is. And communion isnt about eating jesus, its about recognizing what his death on the cross meant, which if you dont, was for sinners like YOU to have a chance, though you may never take it. he willingly let people like you mock him, beat him, and murder him so you could have a chance. can you say the same about a plate of noodles with two meatballs and not even any sauce?
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@Jeremy Keyes. I have hopes of publishing it when complete. Whether that will be on the internet on my own site or via a book deal who knows. Sillier things have been published. In any case, I think it’s fun to carry out as an intellectual exercise, the actual implications of a massive Rapture Xtain ressurection, and see how the various sectors and personages in our society would react. The tortured and transparent naming of prominent politicians and media types is kind of a satire on the stupid names authors of these potboilers choose for their characters.
Glad you enjoy it.
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Yes, of course we can.
I hope you will be enlightened some day,
R’amen
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Kathryn,
What do you mean, no sauce? Yes, there is sauce! And, by the way, I can feel the FSM (especially on Fridays).
RAmen
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I hate people that don’t use verbs in their sentences. Therefore it is I who HATES fucking idiots!
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@ Kathryn
His death on the cross meant 2 things. There were some sadistic bastards in charge. The second: his dad: the omnipotent; didn’t really give a damn or else he wouldn’t have let his son suffer for so long before he finally died. Crucifixion deaths often took more than a week. The victim usually died from dehydration. The nails were deliberately placed so that no major arteries were cut. The wounds would infect and cause great pain which was the whole point. To make the torture until death last as long as possible. One would think a loving father would not allow that to happen to his only son but no, he enjoys pain. Check out the first testament and tell me that’s not true. The rules and exceptions to get into heaven prove to the vast majority of people here that Christianity is simply one huge crock of utter bullshit. This “believe in me or die” attitude has no place whatsoever in todays modern, supposedly educated society. Of course that’s where it all falls down. Far too many people aren’t educated but brainwashed. They have had nonsense stuffed into their heads to the point that they no longer understand common sense. A talking snake? Give me a break. But the part that gets me the most is there sheer blindness that most of the followers have. I agree that the commandments are good rules to follow but that is just a code of ethics. It’s truly a shame that most Christians don’t follow them. An interesting point is that most atheists do.
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#73 kathryn
“his death on the cross… was for sinners like YOU to have a chance”
And sinners like you? I don’t abide by the christian moral code, but I do try and follow my own. I don’t need jesus to save me, I have a mind and conscience which more than make do.
“he willingly let people like you mock him, beat him, and murder him”
People like me? Kathryn, you don’t know me so how can you assume I would mock, beat and murder anyone? You know nothing about me, but I know from those words that you are a bigot who puts individuals intogroups and judges them accordingly.
“Can you say the same about a plate of noodles with two meatballs and not even any sauce?” Well it makes about as much sense as the bible taken literally…
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you are just pathetic!!
if you are mad with god (which by the way sounds kinda emo) it’s your problem!!
you might disagree with our thoughts but that doesn’t give you the right to insult us!!! dooh!!–>that makes YOU the fucking idoit
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@jeremy
dude His death on the cross meant one thing, he sacrificed himself to carry all the sins of our world on His shoulders, doing out of love and compassion, there is a video shown to the people who can not understand this concept, but allow me to just explain
if you have a choice to save a bunch of people on a train, women, children, fathers, brothers, mothers, etc, do you let them die or do you let your child die. if you are faced with that decision, what do you choose, what is the selfless thing to do?
the one thing that everyone can take from Jesus is that he showed His love to everyone, and by following His example we should show our fellow man, and i agree with you jeremy, not enough christians do show this, and that is truly sad
but if christians make a effort to be more “Christ-like” does it hurt the world, or do we benefit?
i was reading a article on a website called renew amaerica, and it is apparently for intelligent design, but it made points that didnt involve religion which i personally loved, it is truly interesting and i encourage you all to watch :D
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my mistake READ haha
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@JeremyKeys for “I agree that the commandments are good rules to follow but that is just a code of ethics. It’s truly a shame that most Christians don’t follow them. An interesting point is that most atheists do.”
RAAAAAMen! Brother J!
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Interesting comment, revealing metaphor. I had a similar feeling upon making my first communion almost forty years ago (actually, it was more a sense of revulsion at what I considered a cannibalistic metaphor). It marked the beginning of my Awakening…
(Olive Garden is a purveyor of false–or at least, overcooked and perhaps too drenched in sauce–gods…)
Allium Sativum, in Semolinum Pommodorum, foreverum!
Tom
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Missing quote:
Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.
(Apparently the email widget doesn’t like angle brackets.)
In Frascati Veritas
Tom
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Forgive my literalism, but, what the hell does, “i fucking idoits” mean? Let His appendage touch you, and you will be healed. Read His Gospel, feel the Good News, and taste the good food. Fill your mouth with His splendor and speak with one tongue. RAmen.
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“I would never worship something I could eat.”
Assuming they are real, Christ is out as a possible source of adoration (cannibalism) as is the Virgin Mary (you naughty girl!).
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i fucking idoits
You fuck idiots? No wonder you’re so confused!
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FSM doesn’t want to be worshiped but we like to let him know we care i wouldn’t get mad with my god so yours is fails…
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“I would never worship something I could eat.”
So that bread and wine they pass out in church is meaningless? I knew it!
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“I fucking idoits.” You’re having sex with idiots? That’s not good.
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Wow, this site really needs a mandatory audio playback before you can post, would probably catch at least 95% of these idiots.
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I think the term for his, “i fucking idiots”, would be a Freudian slip. Look it up it makes sense.
Ramen
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WHAT THE HAAAELL YOU MEAN “YOU PEOPLE”?
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“i fucking idoits”
Two problems –
1) You missed the “u” key, I believe. Either that or you mean you literally “fuck idiots”.
2) You misspelled “idiots”.
May His Noodliness grant you a functioning spell checker.
RAmen.
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“i fucking drank too much holy water before going online idoits”
There’s not a hope in hell for you.
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You could eat a person.
Just saying.
~Lizzie
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FSM FTW!!!!!!
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“Idoits”?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’ve been called many things in my time, but I’ve never been called an idoit by a bible thumper. The irony is thicker than Mrs. Butterworth…
It sounds like a Nike ad – I Do It!
Well, yes I do! I do it whenever possible! Thanks Lully-Chan!
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How can someone be mad at God, but look at other religions? Wouldn’t that mean that the person is Christian? And she’s calling us dumb.
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