lets see. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE. It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions. People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits
I have considered other religions because i am mad with God, but I would never worship something I could eat. Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.
-Lully-chan
YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Comments
117 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE”
You must understand that some of us (of example: me) don’t think this is parody AT ALL.
After all, it has never been proven that the FSM is not the Creator. So why not believe he is? Right?
But you are very free to choose the religion of your liking, we will never say that you MUST choose Pastafarianism.
Every religion says that they have the thuth, just like we do. We’re the only ones that admit that we might be wrong. That’s the honesty in us that other religions lack. They want your time and money.
Good luck.
Theo
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It very brave to say “i fucking idoits”, I for one am not sure you should be boasting about taking advantage of the retarded for your perverse appetite…
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Mad at God so you’re cheating on him? If you’re mad at Him, that means you believe in Him. If so, your choice is foolish as the book says he’s the jealous vengeful type.
Besides, the FSM isn’t spaghetti like you eat. Spaghetti was made as a tribute to Him in an attempt to recreate his glory. Comes close too. However His divine noodlyness must be made of something other than grain. We know this scientifically because grain cannot create the universe, so logically he must be something else. Glory!
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I have become convinced that certain humans lack the ability to recognize satire. It might be genetic.
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Well, regardless of how idoitic we may be, we have a working spell check.
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Ummmm…. Lully?
It’s a satire, not a parody.
And… other than that, do you actually have a point?
Oh, yeah- Noodles upon you, etc., etc.,etc.
Ramen.
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PS: Jabber, jabber, dribble dribble, twitch, twitch.
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Mr. Lully-Chan,
Your main problem with our Faith appears to be Edibility. But while you may have eaten spaghetti before, I would argue that you have never eaten the FSM. Indeed, how could you have?
FSM is often invisible, and can pass through matter with ease. This surely presents an obstacle to your attempts at ingestion. I’m sure that if His Noodliness was ever manifested to you, you would find yourself quite unable–and probably unwilling–to eat Him.
I can understand your problems with other religions, given that Edibility is your highest metric. After all, there’s no reason per se why you couldn’t eat a human–cases of cannibalism are well documented–and so this would seem to rule out Christianity (you could eat Jesus) and Islam (you could eat Mohammed). I must say, however, this is a rather novel approach to attacking these religions.
However, in a magnanimous attempt to be helpful, I’d recommend you look into Taoism. I don’t see how you could eat “the Way.”
The longer I follow this site, the more convinced I am that FSM followers are the only sane people out there. Really, non-Edibility as the determinative criterion for belief in religion? Hey, whatever floats your boat!
RAmen
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I think this is a near convert!
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‘you people are freaking insane’….Well, that’s a new one! I never heard that one before.
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Is your choice of sexual partners perhaps why you are angry with god? I mean, fucking idiots could do that anyone, really.
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Quote: “i fucking idoits”
Did you just admit that you are an idiot? I’m sorry to hear that.
You worship whatever celestial being will anger your god since you are mad at him and we will worship our own celestial being. Thank you
~MB
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Ehem, the whole “the bread is my body, the wine my blood” thing? Yeah, you can eat your “God” too, smart-ass.
Try again.
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Funny… I’m pretty sure that you can pick up crackers and wine, the ‘blood and body’ of your God at any 7-11.
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Isn’t eating wafers the body of Christ?
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You said: “and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits”
You spelled “I’m” wrong, and your grammar is terrible.
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I say more power to you. This religion is exactually what the world needs. FSM IS AMAZING! It’s opened my eyes to the reality of religion and the world. There are many different types of religion, all of them as bizarre as the other. Who’s to say that that midgit’s weren’t the first? They’d rather believe God pulled a rib from some man and created us?
But as long as you believe, then you’ve got nothing to worry about. Because just think, While you’ve got a giant beer volcano to attend to. The other non-believers are stuck burning in their “hell.”
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I so love how even though you say you’ve read articles about this being a “parody of other religions” but you still don’t understand this site.
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I fucking idiots?
Does that mean you are fucking idiots in the immediate? As in you are actually doing it now but you speak like a cave man.
Or are you saying pastafarians are eye fucking idiots?
I am a new convert. I will eat pasta tonight so that his balliness can be within me.
I will dress as a pirate and convert my english friends after the footie.
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You miss the joke even when it’s explained to you. This does not speak well of your intelligence. Neither does your prose. Or your spelling. Or your grammar.
You did spell spaghetti right, though, which is nearly shocking.
Best line, and this should be carved on your headstone: “i fucking idoits”
I’m sorry you’re mad with God. Perhaps you should try worshiping nothing.
Be well!
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Hello Lully,
I’m not sure I understand. How can you be “mad with God” when he doesn’t exist? I am surely not mad at Baal, or Jove, or Loki, or Neptune, and you probably aren’t either.
Second, eating one’s object of worship is a time-honored tradition. I understand that virtually every Christian religion practices this tradition, and the Catholic religion even has something called the “miracle of transubstantiation.” (Look it up. It defies logic, but hey, it’s religion! It doesn’t have to be logical.
And if you love spaghetti…what better way to celebrate that love than to worship the Creator of All Things Pasta and Futura?
Yours in The Finest Durum,
Terry
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This is a parody of other religions? Really?
Here’s the scary part. Assuming there is no physical impediment (blindness, quintuple amputee, etc.), ol’ Lully-chan can legally obtain a driver’s license, can legally vote, and can legally reproduce. Evolution is coming full circle. A million years ago, folks with a single digit IQ, like Our Hero, would have naturally starved to death by forgetting to eat. Today, they are the ones having twelve kids. Paleolithic Era, here we come.
ET
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You’re kidding me, right? Is this post for real or is some Pastafarian trying to yank our chains? “i fucking idoits”. Well, you got the middle word right. Let me clean up the spelling for you: the proper grammar would be “I am a fucking idiot”. There – all better now!
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i fucking idiots, A new low.
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hrmm…you better steer clear of Christianity, then. Olive Garden has crackers and wine (body and blood of Christ)…
RAmen
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Yes, you are right. Religion makes people insane. The Church of the FSM is no different, except that our adherents know and embrace this (and a bowl full of noodly goodness).
By the way, Lully, I am worried about your sex life, schooling, and editing skills. You tell us that you are “fucking idoits.” I hope they have not given you any STD’s that might rot your mind and render your reasoning skills inoperable.
If so, maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just the deity for you!!
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Try the talking snake at olive garden, its to sin for.
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Hmmm…. Perhaps you wouldn’t be so hostile if you weren’t always fucking “idoits,” which I can only assume are Greek prostitutes with veneral diseases.
Or maybe you meant to say that you are a fucking idoit, in which case you should get yourself checked for veneral diseases.
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Hm, well, I don’t think I can speak for EVERYONE here, but I, personally, joined up for the political perspective of this. Go on and do your homework, chum. The open letter to Kansas’ school administration or whatever it is is the ideal start.
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There are some great book titles in this one: “i fucking idiots” or “mad with God.” The depth, the multiple meanings. I’m inspired to write a novel about a lad who discovers an injustice then meets up with God, who is as angry about it as the lad is. Together they punish the wrong-doer then continue on as a crime-fighting duo. Meanwhile, FSM comforts the victim. Heck, who cares about the novel, this is a TV series!
Arg
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Curious you say you would never worship a god you could eat, because in John 6, your god (Jesus) says that in order to have eternal life, you must eat his flesh and drink his blood. Sounds like (symbolical) cannibalism, if you ask me.
Oh, by the way, in popular culture, someone who is living who was once dead (ala Jesus) is called a “zombie.”
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Eww Olive Garden? Worst Spaghetti ever.
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Hello Lully-chan. I would like to point out that you may be taken more seriously if you had learned to spell and punctuate correctly (there is an invention called a “spell check” that you may wish to investigate). Before you attempt to shame someone else for their perceived idiocy, take measures to ensure that you yourself are free from fault.
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People don’t actually believe this, lully. The CoFSM is best used in an argument against religion, because when someone (usually a Christian) says why FSM isn’t real, you can take their sentence, switch in a couple of words, and BOOM a perfect argument against their religion instead.
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“…but I would never worship something I could eat.”
well, I guess that rules out christianity!
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Please file this under: People Unclear on The Concept.
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Insane? In response, I can only say: Bushels of songbirds tackling Euclidian on Saturdays and paid tennis in bad fishing up with nylon cords. Nylon POLYMER cords. And beware the rhomboicosahedral lizards.
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I love your FSM religion. It points out the absurdity of all religions. It’s obvious from the comments by the Fundie crowd that FSM hits a raw nerve. Keep up the great work!
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“It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions.”
LOL! He’s got the first 2, and the second 2, but he just can’t put 2 and 2 together. :P
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Let’s see. You’re a freaking close-minded moron.
“i fucking idoits” Well, fucking idiot, or should I say “Eye-Doyt” as you spelled it, didn’t you know the first midgit lived in the Olive Garden of Eden, the midgit of whom you descended from? Apparently not. Eating His Deliciousness is a form of utmost respect to FSM.
Stop criticizing us and go worship your not-so-tasty Lord of yours.
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“i fucking idoits”
Did you mean to say “I fuck idiots”?
Also, I doubt we are the most insane people you’ll meet as I have yet to hear of Pastafarians ethnically cleansing their surrounding regions or using their religion as motivation for violence. I don’t get how poking fun at something silly (god/s) makes us even remotely insane when compared to people that actually devote their lives to things they have no proof of.
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How dare you use the Japanese honorific ‘chan’. Number one, calling yourself chan means you do not believe you are better than us, and shows that you think you are actually worse than us. When trolling somebody, showing that you think they are far inferior than you, you are to use the honorific ’sama’ or ’san’. Number two, you say that you are mad with gawd-bozo, yes? You consider changing religions, meaning you don’t worship him anymore, making him non-existent to you, making you mad at some thing that does not exist. Their is no logic in that, stupid xtain.
I just ranted longer than usual, and not to bore anyone reading, I’ll post the rest of my angry-ness later.
-Drunken Dogg
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Then eat me.
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Lets see…you wrote:
“It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody”
Obviously you haven’t fully read all of those articles, cause you obviously skipped the part of what the cofsm stands for. In other words.. you can’t read, nonetheless pay attention to important details.
Then you wrote:
“i fucking idoits”
Oh what do we have here? Can’t write properly either..
Also:
“I have considered other religions because i am mad with God,”
And that throws critical thinking out the window too. I wonder why this is…?
“People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way.”
Thats right! you think being messed up has a “good way” to it. Mabey you were messed up in the “good way” when you wrote you’re little comment.
loky
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That’s the “Olive Garden of Eden” thank you. Why are you assuming that the Pastafarians are unaware that this is a parody? Their professed “faith” is a parody too. You missed the joke.
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Um…. We know and I believe our members wrote several of the articles. So I think your the one who needs more brain food not us.
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Well, arent most gods considered to be all around us and in everything? Sooooo, no matter what restaurant you eat at, you are eating god.
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Why would anyone want to do such a disservice to spaghetti as to order it at the “Olive Garden”. Properly done spaghetti is not only God, but the food of the gods. For FSM’s sake, get a good recipe and cook it yourself-or go to a quality place run by a real Italian family who’s had a recipe in their famiglia for generations.
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do catholics not eat their christ every sunday in communion?
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Fucking?!?! I-do-it too….sometimes…
ID-10-T Error.
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