YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE

lets see. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE. It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions. People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits

I have considered other religions because i am mad with God, but I would never worship something I could eat. Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.

-Lully-chan

117 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE”

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  1. 101 - Deelawn - Dec 30th, 2008

    she means the olive garden of eden

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  2. 102 - Maro - Dec 30th, 2008

    Just tell us a different’s between your Jesus and our Noodles grants
    and please stop define us with this language
    we can believe what we like
    Grants from Poland ;)

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  3. 103 - fred - Dec 31st, 2008

    In the Christian religions isn’t God represented by crackers and wine?

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  4. 104 - batty007 - Dec 31st, 2008

    You would never worship something you could eat? You’re a Christian? Have you ever heard of Transubstantiation? Get with it, moron christians…this god is as good as any other god ( no good at all), but he’s tastier than Jesus with a wide variety of sauces.

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  5. 105 - Lykurgus - Dec 31st, 2008

    “i fucking idoits”

    I don’t have a comment, I just wanted to read it again.

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  6. 106 - Pirate_Ed - Jan 10th, 2009

    Awwwww, don’t fell bad -Lully-chan. I “fucking idoits” myself……twice…….divorced them both……it happens :)

    RAmen All

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  7. 107 - Jamie - Jan 13th, 2009

    I love this letter, but especially the comments. I LOL’d so hard at comments 23-30.
    RAmen =]

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  8. 108 - Sav - Jan 13th, 2009

    It would be just super if people who hated us could bother to make sense, maybe punctuate and capitalize correctly.

    I just can’t respect someone who doesn’t know how to speak…

    “I fucking idiots”

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  9. 109 - Spaghetti Western - Jan 13th, 2009

    What part of PARODY escaped your notice??????

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  10. 110 - Tokokono - Jan 13th, 2009

    You enjoy “fucking idoits”? Wow. You must be one screwed up little person.

    RAmen.

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  11. 111 - Mishi - Jan 13th, 2009

    # 80- Andrea

    Okay, I AM termed emo by all of the people around me (even though I’m happy) and I’m not angry at god. I don’t even believe in him. Your idea is so much better.
    And as many people have pointed out already, Communion IS CANNIBALISM!!!!! You are eating and drinking approximations of “Christ’s” flesh and blood.
    Just think about that sometimes.
    Frig you people are dumb.
    xXxMxXx

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  12. 112 - Austin - Jan 16th, 2009

    “i fucking idoits”

    Please don’t talk about your sex life on this page, I’m still a minor.

    “Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.”

    What’s wrong with worshipping something you love, right? I mean, you worship God because you love him and his infinite grace, right? Or are you just afraid of him sending you to hell?

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  13. 113 - AzZwOlD 69 - Jan 24th, 2009

    “I fucking idiots”

    haha that says everything , this girl/guy fucks idiots a bit has rubbed off on her/him …

    i would just like to say thanks to BOBBY for opening my eyes and shedding some light on FSM , it has DEFFINATLY changed my life , and i am doing great things with my life .

    I WILL FOREVA HAVE FSM IN MY LIFE AND belly

    to all u christians EAT A DICK u fag munchers ,
    god eats jeasus’s hippy loving penis .

    P.s. at least FSM accepts gay ppl , and yes im gay deal with it

    love aaronFSM

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  14. 114 - AzZwOlD 69 - Jan 24th, 2009

    at least fsm believers get sent to italy at the end with a spicey meatball ,

    all u christians get is sectioned off into different parts in ur heaven

    christians to the left
    budist in front
    cathalics behind a big wall so they think they are the only ones there
    and everyone else in the back

    except ppl that go to hell

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  15. 115 - Alyson - Feb 15th, 2009

    It’s spelled entrée.

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  16. 116 - A man sometimes referred to as jim. - Mar 11th, 2009

    Question?
    What is an idoit?
    it sounds like a species of fish.
    Let alone “i fucking idoit”.
    do you mean that you enjoy sex with “idoits” because that’s probably a sin in your religion. And I don’t mean the fun button on the calculator.

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  17. 117 - ham nox - Apr 26th, 2009

    You couldn’t digest the flying spaghetti monster. Pasta was just created in his image so we might be made slightly more awesome by its consumption.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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