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Just thought you might like to hear that some fellow worshipers are spreading the gospel over at Lawton Chiles High in Tallahassee, Florida. We had a crowd of about 40 on our first meeting, which was an epic success, handing out fliers and enlightening the student body about our beliefs through visual presentations of global warming, gravity, creation and much more.
-Austin
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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The real question is: Does He see through a fisheye lens?
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The question posed by StJason is one of the most strking efesemological question of our times. Actually, some FSMChurch Doctors have always defended the idea of touching as the first way of sensorial/motorial activity of Our Nutritious Lord. However, the MeatBalls and the GooglyEyes may also strongly support His Divinely Contact with the world He created. We think that the Florida Study Group has pointly grasped the vision modality of Our Flying Lord, a mix between a fish-eye lens and a spyglass.
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Awesome! Only if their were fellow believers at my middle school……
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this is 2008; where’s the video?
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Excellent! There is always hope for a better future when you give young people a chance to express themselves.
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When will you form the Fellowship of FSM Athletes at your high school?
Ramen! My high school was never this cool.
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Drunken Dogg,
Ahoy, mate. Me thinks they be fellow believers at yarr school. Ye must assemble the crew. Set out to recruit the scurvy dogs by posting flyers. (See the “Materials” button at the top of the home page.) Ye may be surprised.
Bon voyage!
RAmen
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Thanks a ton for the support, guys. To answer Barnacle Jayne’s question, we probably won’t be able to create a school sponsored club, mainly because there’s no way in hell we’ll be able to get a teacher willing to put their ass on the line and sponsor us, especially with the recent Florida budget cuts and teacher layoffs. We do intend to hold further meetings, however, and we already have an overwhelming amount of promised attendance for next week.
Ramen, fellow believers.
-Austin Mooney, co-founder of the CHS branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster(in pirate dreads and eyepatch)
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lets see this video this stuff is great.
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That is truly one sweet hat that dude is wearing
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Wow i want to go to your highschool. My school has no such open mindedness. In fact we have a very active christian population in my school and while I enjoy debating with them, they get pissed really easy and are very close minded. My mommy and priest want me to believe this so i do is the most common mentality it seems.
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Whoever commented about fliers: second picture from the top. We handed out roughly 60 during the first meeting, and I’m printing out 150 more for next week.
RAmen
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#2 Dr. P, are ye the originator of “efesemological?” ‘Cause that be a fine lexical item, it do!
I hoist pint o’finest ale in yer general direction!
arrRAmen
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arrgh…”A pint,” I meant. Though, if necessary, we could make it more.
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I’m so proud of my friends.
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I thought they use the fish-eye lense to simulate the view from a pirate’s periscope. A throw back to the day when men were men and saints were pirates. Perhaps I was mistaken. I beg for His Noodly forgiveness.
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Aye, tis’ so nice t’ see the young ones gettin’ in’ol’ed in intelligent con’ersation. Gar, be it a few pints indeed.
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Great job guys,
I’ve been wishing I could do this for some time now, but it just doesn’t work.
Well done indeed.
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ha, i was there. Its pretty great. today we had our second meeting, probably with 45+ this time! There is a couple of school administrators who highly frown upon our religion, but they will get over it, they can’t do anything about it.
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yea i was at this meeting… it was great, great stuff is going on here… austin your doing a great job don’t give up man
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Sean, don’t worry about the administrators. The Romans highly frowned upon the early Christian and they seem to have done OK over the years. Best of luck to your new branch of the COTFSM.
RAmen
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