Comments on: this is all absolute bullfuck http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: char http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-890929 char Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:07:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-890929 Hello. I like to write about controversial stuff such as this. =3 Why? Because it's fun to prove to people like you that you are very stupid and need to pick up a book once in a while. After all, learning that others are smarter than you helps push you to grow, right? Ok: THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK. YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER….. GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS Interesting. Every line uses the word "fuck." Could it be that your vocabulary is pitifully small? Could it be that you saw the word "Pasta" and you imediately said, "FUCK!" Because that is practically all the english you know? Please reply, I'm curious. ^.^ Hello. I like to write about controversial stuff such as this. =3 Why? Because it’s fun to prove to people like you that you are very stupid and need to pick up a book once in a while. After all, learning that others are smarter than you helps push you to grow, right?

Ok:

THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.
YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..
GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS

Interesting. Every line uses the word “fuck.” Could it be that your vocabulary is pitifully small? Could it be that you saw the word “Pasta” and you imediately said, “FUCK!” Because that is practically all the english you know? Please reply, I’m curious. ^.^

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]]> By: Bootstrap http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-873942 Bootstrap Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:23:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-873942 LMAO your name is Franklin. We're receiving hatemail from the fucking Nick Junior turtle. LMAO your name is Franklin. We’re receiving hatemail from the fucking Nick Junior turtle.

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]]> By: FSMMarine http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-753478 FSMMarine Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:08:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-753478 Hahahah! This educated gentleman is absolutely, positively amazing. "YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER….." ...Heres a fun fact: There have been an estimated 330+ religions that consisted of these key points. 1. Child was born of a virgin. 2. Child was adorned by wise men/princes/kings/dukes/etc./etc. 3. Child may or may not have begun teaching at the age of 12. 4. The amazing one began his ministry at the age of 25-30 performing millions of miracles. 5. This man was unjustly crucified, hung, or otherwise tactically undone. 6. On the third day that sexy motha fucka came back from the dead and bitchslapped the human race with people like you. So, good sir, allow me to retort. Your religion has been carbon copied for thousands of years through dozens of races, countries, continents, and cultures. The men who were the original backers of Christianity were suspected to be on the recieving end of prostitution and the opium pipe. The next time you want to speak, take a drink of water. By the way, dont mind the funny taste, its just the arsenic/bleach/chloroform coctail I added, you waste of life, oxygen, and biodegradeable material. Hahahah! This educated gentleman is absolutely, positively amazing.

“YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..”
…Heres a fun fact: There have been an estimated 330+ religions that consisted of these key points.

1. Child was born of a virgin.
2. Child was adorned by wise men/princes/kings/dukes/etc./etc.
3. Child may or may not have begun teaching at the age of 12.
4. The amazing one began his ministry at the age of 25-30 performing millions of miracles.
5. This man was unjustly crucified, hung, or otherwise tactically undone.
6. On the third day that sexy motha fucka came back from the dead and bitchslapped the human race with people like you.

So, good sir, allow me to retort. Your religion has been carbon copied for thousands of years through dozens of races, countries, continents, and cultures. The men who were the original backers of Christianity were suspected to be on the recieving end of prostitution and the opium pipe. The next time you want to speak, take a drink of water. By the way, dont mind the funny taste, its just the arsenic/bleach/chloroform coctail I added, you waste of life, oxygen, and biodegradeable material.

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]]> By: Amy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-740322 Amy Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:19:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-740322 Does anyone else get the impression he might have missed the point? Does anyone else get the impression he might have missed the point?

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]]> By: MAN http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-731672 MAN Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:15:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-731672 Franklin? as in the turtle? wow, they are slow. Franklin? as in the turtle? wow, they are slow.

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]]> By: THE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-727995 THE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:28:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-727995 the son hath not been touched by my noodly appendage. his uncouth behaviour will be stopped as soon as he sees my giant meatballs the son hath not been touched by my noodly appendage.
his uncouth behaviour will be stopped as soon as he sees my giant meatballs

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]]> By: mimmelit http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-727348 mimmelit Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:04:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-727348 franklin and all the rest tht hate us so much ...no no no, that is not the Christian way to talk, now isn't it? Where is all that BS about Jesus preaching peace and no killing and love your neighbor etc? I suppose you were all out sick when Sunday school talked about that paragraph/chapter/verse. I think we atheists call it respect, in case you are looking for the appropriate word. Atheists unite to spread some pasta :) franklin and all the rest tht hate us so much

…no no no, that is not the Christian way to talk, now isn’t it?

Where is all that BS about Jesus preaching peace and no killing and love your neighbor etc?
I suppose you were all out sick when Sunday school talked about that paragraph/chapter/verse.
I think we atheists call it respect, in case you are looking for the appropriate word.

Atheists unite to spread some pasta :)

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]]> By: Cap'n Jolly Boots http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-725724 Cap'n Jolly Boots Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:42:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-725724 Holy jeepers! Samuel L. Jackson hates the FSM. SMITE THE NON-BELIEVER NOODLY ONE! SMITE HIIIIM! Holy jeepers! Samuel L. Jackson hates the FSM. SMITE THE NON-BELIEVER NOODLY ONE! SMITE HIIIIM!

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]]> By: tahnokkal267 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-722711 tahnokkal267 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:51:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-722711 wow, im.... im shocked. no sarcasm here, i truly believe youre the first person to ever think up "bullfuck". congratulations, loser. :) wow, im…. im shocked. no sarcasm here, i truly believe youre the first person to ever think up “bullfuck”. congratulations, loser. :)

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]]> By: Austin http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-721667 Austin Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:26:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-721667 Bullfuck, never heard that one before. Bullfuck, never heard that one before.

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]]> By: Allan http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-717265 Allan Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:51:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-717265 ahh anger, thats what god message is, be angry and intolerant all the time, thats the short version of the bible isnt it franklin ahh anger, thats what god message is, be angry and intolerant all the time, thats the short version of the bible isnt it franklin

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]]> By: Damo http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-715718 Damo Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:02:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-715718 '' THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK. YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER….. GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS -franklin '' Well franklin we ppl believe in a flying spaghetti dinner no more than you ppl believing in a book, probably written by a bored housewife with nothing else better to do, thousands of years ago. The only difference is you let this book control your life, we choose to make our own decisions in life. after all that is why we have brains. anyway religeon means jack shit in this day and age. does your god earn you money, feed your family or allow you to be who you want to be? er.. no. you're just like everyone else who reads a copy of the same book and has decided to let their imaginary friends tell them what is right and wrong. muppets. get a life and stop wasting ours with your saviour bullshit. god and jesus are right up there with the easter bunny and father christmas.. or do you believe in them too??? ” THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.
YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..
GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS
-franklin ”

Well franklin we ppl believe in a flying spaghetti dinner no more than you ppl believing in a book, probably written by a bored housewife with nothing else better to do, thousands of years ago.
The only difference is you let this book control your life, we choose to make our own decisions in life. after all that is why we have brains.

anyway religeon means jack shit in this day and age.
does your god earn you money, feed your family or allow you to be who you want to be?
er.. no. you’re just like everyone else who reads a copy of the same book and has decided to let their imaginary friends tell them what is right and wrong.

muppets. get a life and stop wasting ours with your saviour bullshit.
god and jesus are right up there with the easter bunny and father christmas.. or do you believe in them too???

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]]> By: clint http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-703332 clint Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:14:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-703332 really? bullfuck really? bullfuck

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]]> By: Billy queef http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-702533 Billy queef Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:18:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-702533 Wow.. Bullfuck eh.. Well all i can say it will hurt you more then it will hurt you ;) Lets not bull fuck lets ger some women into this seen Sounds good eh? I think so to Wow.. Bullfuck eh.. Well all i can say it will hurt you more then it will hurt you ;) Lets not bull fuck lets ger some women into this seen Sounds good eh? I think so to

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]]> By: Muhammad Hussain http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-690729 Muhammad Hussain Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:39:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-690729 ___________0000000_____________0000000 _______00000000000000_______0000000000000 _____000000000000000000__000000000000000000 ___000000000000000000000000000000_______00000 __0000000000000000000000000000000_________0000 _0000000000000000000000000000000000________0000 _00000000000000000000000000000000000000_____0000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000___0000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000_000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 _0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ____0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ______000000000000000000000000000000000000 ________0000000000000000000000000000000 __________00000000000000000000000000 ______________00000000000000000000 _________________00000000000000 ___________________0000000000 _____________________000000 ______________________0000 _______________________00 ___________0000000_____________0000000
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]]> By: Eaver http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-689177 Eaver Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:15:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-689177 "This is absolute bullfuck". That's almost as good as when someone wrote me "Go fuck a melon, you hippie!" “This is absolute bullfuck”. That’s almost as good as when someone wrote me “Go fuck a melon, you hippie!”

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]]> By: Spaghetti Dave http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-683288 Spaghetti Dave Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:51:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-683288 And you believe in an imaginary man in the sky. You believe in some guy whose modern day image was built around the pre-existing images and powers of older gods and religions. Maybe I believe in a flying pasta god, but you, dear friend -- friend here meaning dumbass -- believe in nothing at all. Except of course, what you're told. And you believe in an imaginary man in the sky.
You believe in some guy whose modern day image was built around the pre-existing images and powers of older gods and religions.
Maybe I believe in a flying pasta god, but you, dear friend — friend here meaning dumbass — believe in nothing at all.
Except of course, what you’re told.

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]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-681952 James Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:10:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-681952 What a lovely Christian man! What a lovely Christian man!

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]]> By: kurt cobain1 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-681363 kurt cobain1 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:42:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-681363 what fuck you do not look down on my religion just becouse youre dumb that is no excuse what fuck you do not look down on my religion just becouse youre dumb that is no excuse

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]]> By: hmsabo http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-681260 hmsabo Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:16:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/18/this-is-all-absolute/#comment-681260 Bullfuck? Congrats. You win the "I Am So Un-evolved I Can Hardly Construct A Decent Insult" Award. Bullfuck?

Congrats.
You win the “I Am So Un-evolved I Can Hardly Construct A Decent Insult” Award.

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