Comments on: This is a complete mockery of god http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Chris http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-874535 Chris Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:42:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-874535 I love you too. Thank you for not praying for us. I love you too. Thank you for not praying for us.

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]]> By: g http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-833405 g Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:04:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-833405 #222 Christian Maybe you should read about Einstein. He theorised that Energy could be converted into Matter, and vice versa. Blam. #222 Christian

Maybe you should read about Einstein. He theorised that Energy could be converted into Matter, and vice versa. Blam.

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-833398 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:52:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-833398 #267 Spaghetti Wester That may have been the most amazing quote ever. I think I love you. #267 Spaghetti Wester

That may have been the most amazing quote ever. I think I love you.

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-833397 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:45:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-833397 Jake #238 E-mail me at kanastag@comcast.net. If I were to say what I wanted to you, it would not get posted. If you think that is circular logic, you are an idiot. It's called CARBON DATING numbnuts. Someone said this before me, but I feel the need to emphasize it. In carbon dating we use that carbon inside the fossils/ground (can't remember which, I'm only 15, hormones and whatnot making me forgetful), we can tell how old it is by how much carbon there is. We know how much carbon is supposed to be in it, and then we use half-lives to tell how long it has been there. A half-life is how long it takes for half of the carbon to wear away. Say it's 50 years, after 50 years only 1/2 the carbon is left, after another 50, only 1/4, another 50, 1/8. That is not circular logic, that IS SCIENCE. If I didn't explain this correctly I hope someone after me will do a better job. To the OP: Forgive me for not making you first, but I feel that Jake is more of an idiot than you are. Perhaps once you realise how incorrect your xtian ways are, you will in fact forgo (sp.) cursing altogether. Calling people names is in no way how you get people to listen to you. It, in fact, makes you seem even MORE moronic than before. And yes, that is what we believe. Maybe you should stop believing that some, if I may quote you, "asshole" was the son of God, and performed miracles. It is my belief that everyone he hung around were potheads, and only thought they saw him doing these things. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you wish to ask a question or two, or just discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Jake #238

E-mail me at kanastag@comcast.net. If I were to say what I wanted to you, it would not get posted.

If you think that is circular logic, you are an idiot. It’s called CARBON DATING numbnuts. Someone said this before me, but I feel the need to emphasize it. In carbon dating we use that carbon inside the fossils/ground (can’t remember which, I’m only 15, hormones and whatnot making me forgetful), we can tell how old it is by how much carbon there is. We know how much carbon is supposed to be in it, and then we use half-lives to tell how long it has been there. A half-life is how long it takes for half of the carbon to wear away. Say it’s 50 years, after 50 years only 1/2 the carbon is left, after another 50, only 1/4, another 50, 1/8. That is not circular logic, that IS SCIENCE. If I didn’t explain this correctly I hope someone after me will do a better job.

To the OP:

Forgive me for not making you first, but I feel that Jake is more of an idiot than you are. Perhaps once you realise how incorrect your xtian ways are, you will in fact forgo (sp.) cursing altogether. Calling people names is in no way how you get people to listen to you. It, in fact, makes you seem even MORE moronic than before. And yes, that is what we believe. Maybe you should stop believing that some, if I may quote you, “asshole” was the son of God, and performed miracles. It is my belief that everyone he hung around were potheads, and only thought they saw him doing these things.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you wish to ask a question or two, or just discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: Jesse http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-764315 Jesse Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:48:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-764315 Don't believe that a being that loved you would burn you in hell for slight mistakes then. Don’t believe that a being that loved you would burn you in hell for slight mistakes then.

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]]> By: Dave http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-756092 Dave Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:48:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-756092 wow ur a retard... this entire religion is a mere joke made up by someone looking to get his shits and giggles. love how christians damn everyone to hell but say god forgives all sins. total hypocrassy. and we are better than jehovahs witness because we are funny and dont go door to door trying to convert people... OMFG i wanna try to convert people to my religion! wow ur a retard… this entire religion is a mere joke made up by someone looking to get his shits and giggles. love how christians damn everyone to hell but say god forgives all sins. total hypocrassy. and we are better than jehovahs witness because we are funny and dont go door to door trying to convert people… OMFG i wanna try to convert people to my religion!

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]]> By: Ben Tremblay http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-744462 Ben Tremblay Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:45:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-744462 Comment #9 (Yes, #9) is the best. Comment #9 (Yes, #9) is the best.

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]]> By: Anon http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-736532 Anon Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:07:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-736532 God told you to treat others the way you wanna be treated. In your own text, I might add. Go ahead and condemn away. I love the heat! God told you to treat others the way you wanna be treated.
In your own text, I might add.
Go ahead and condemn away.
I love the heat!

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]]> By: life http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-722564 life Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:41:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-722564 Just because your God was made up before ours doesn't mean yours is less of a lie. Just because your God was made up before ours doesn’t mean yours is less of a lie.

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]]> By: Austin http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-721669 Austin Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:30:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-721669 "P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you." Sort of like how you believe a metaphor for benevolence made up by Englishmen who used leeches instead of antibiotics will save you from an imaginary fireplace? “P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.”

Sort of like how you believe a metaphor for benevolence made up by Englishmen who used leeches instead of antibiotics will save you from an imaginary fireplace?

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]]> By: Mr.Nobody http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-720475 Mr.Nobody Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:25:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-720475 Usually the post-script (P.S.) goes AFTER the signature. Kind of like this. -Mr.Nobody P.S.: See? Usually the post-script (P.S.) goes AFTER the signature. Kind of like this.

-Mr.Nobody

P.S.: See?

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]]> By: Spaghetti Western http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-719982 Spaghetti Western Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:13:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-719982 261 - December 7th, 2008 at - inufan5 Says: Ok, by the looks of all these comments ill be in good company. OR there will be beer, ether way we win. Ramen 262 - December 18th, 2008 at - keepfoldingit Says: I love how god gives jagoffs like this the right to damn anyone to hell… Death of a Pagan A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, and welcome." She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. "Wait a minute," she said. "I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands." He smiled. "Ah, you must be one of our Pagan sisters. Follow me, please." St. Peter gestured for her to follow him down a small path which went through the gates and down a bit to the left. They walked for a short while, then he stepped back and gestured her forward. Looking past his hand, she saw the verdant fields and forests of her desired Summerlands. She saw people feasting, dancing, and making merry, exactly as she expected. While shaking her head in wonder, the Pagan happened to glance over to one side; she saw a small group of people a short way away from the edge of the Summerlands. They were watching the revelers, but not joining them; instead, they were screaming and weeping piteously. The Pagan looked at St. Peter. "Who are those people?" St. Peter replied, "Them? They're fundamentalists. They're a bit surprised to see you all there, so they stand there and carry on like that all day." "Why? Don't they have better things to do?" St. Peter leaned conspiratorially toward her. "They don't really have a choice. They're actually in Hell. God doesn't like being told what He thinks." P.S. this is curtisy of Staurt Herring on the Darwin Awards forum, you should all visit them. 261 – December 7th, 2008 at – inufan5 Says:

Ok, by the looks of all these comments ill be in good company. OR there will be beer, ether way we win.
Ramen

262 – December 18th, 2008 at – keepfoldingit Says:

I love how god gives jagoffs like this the right to damn anyone to hell…

Death of a Pagan

A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, “Hello, and welcome.”
She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands.”
He smiled. “Ah, you must be one of our Pagan sisters. Follow me, please.”

St. Peter gestured for her to follow him down a small path which went through the gates and down a bit to the left. They walked for a short while, then he stepped back and gestured her forward. Looking past his hand, she saw the verdant fields and forests of her desired Summerlands. She saw people feasting, dancing, and making merry, exactly as she expected. While shaking her head in wonder, the Pagan happened to glance over to one side; she saw a small group of people a short way away from the edge of the Summerlands. They were watching the revelers, but not joining them; instead, they were screaming and weeping piteously.

The Pagan looked at St. Peter. “Who are those people?”
St. Peter replied, “Them? They’re fundamentalists. They’re a bit surprised to see you all there, so they stand there and carry on like that all day.”
“Why? Don’t they have better things to do?”
St. Peter leaned conspiratorially toward her. “They don’t really have a choice. They’re actually in Hell. God doesn’t like being told what He thinks.”

P.S. this is curtisy of Staurt Herring on the Darwin Awards forum, you should all visit them.

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]]> By: Jake http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-717037 Jake Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:27:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-717037 I hate how Christians are always like God forgives...Then why did he just say that we will burn in hell! Some Christian he is. I hate how Christians are always like God forgives…Then why did he just say that we will burn in hell! Some Christian he is.

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]]> By: DinoWuff http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-711902 DinoWuff Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:26:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-711902 Uh No - actually it's a complete mockery of Intelligent Design. If you wish to discuss deities; however, explain to me (IF you are a Christian) the need to worship a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father - can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Mountains, Trees and a Midget. Pretty simple. Be excellent to each other and party on dudes! Much better procession of faith - IMHO Uh No – actually it’s a complete mockery of Intelligent Design.

If you wish to discuss deities; however, explain to me (IF you are a Christian) the need to worship a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father – can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Mountains, Trees and a Midget. Pretty simple. Be excellent to each other and party on dudes! Much better procession of faith – IMHO

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]]> By: The Worm http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-710741 The Worm Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:31:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-710741 The idea of God is a mockery of intelligence so that should make things even. Dreaming of beer volcano's and stripper factories. Peace The idea of God is a mockery of intelligence so that should make things even.
Dreaming of beer volcano’s and stripper factories. Peace

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]]> By: xD http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-710607 xD Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:53:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-710607 oh? are we going to hell? hmm.. i thought God were going to forgive everyone for our sins. maybe i got that wrong(too)? seriously these hate mails makes me laugh xD lol my english stinks sorry:) oh? are we going to hell? hmm.. i thought God were going to forgive everyone for our sins. maybe i got that wrong(too)?

seriously these hate mails makes me laugh xD lol

my english stinks sorry:)

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]]> By: keepfoldingit http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-705083 keepfoldingit Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:24:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-705083 I love how god gives jagoffs like this the right to damn anyone to hell... I love how god gives jagoffs like this the right to damn anyone to hell…

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]]> By: inufan5 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-697399 inufan5 Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:36:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-697399 Ok, by the looks of all these comments ill be in good company. OR there will be beer, ether way we win. Ramen Ok, by the looks of all these comments ill be in good company. OR there will be beer, ether way we win.
Ramen

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]]> By: MaHa http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-696883 MaHa Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:20:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-696883 T, your "god" isn't better anyway than ours. P.S. Fuck you, T! T, your “god” isn’t better anyway than ours.

P.S. Fuck you, T!

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]]> By: Xipetotec Fideos y Pollo McSwab http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-696099 Xipetotec Fideos y Pollo McSwab Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:00:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/this-is-a-complete-mockery-of-god/#comment-696099 Oh my! You didn't capitalize the G in God! You know you are going to hell for that. Or did you mean one of the other thousands of gods from the depths of past human credulity? ta ta Oh my!

You didn’t capitalize the G in God! You know you are going to hell for that.

Or did you mean one of the other thousands of gods from the depths of past human credulity?

ta ta

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