This is a complete mockery of god. You all are going to hell for that.
P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.
-T
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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What is Hell? Is that some make-believe thing from this person’s fantasies?
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Most religious people who are also literate at an adult level think that both god and hell are proper nouns and therefore capitalised. I would also question the hyphenation of ‘made-up’, but it’s only a secondary issue.
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Where does it ever say that God shall not be mocked. Why would an almightly lord ever want to send us good people to Hell because we believe he is a FSM. I mean would you care if I called you a FSM!?! No, because your an ass that was brainwashed as a kid to believe in somthing that if he didn’t you’d be punished, and you believe your so better than us that you dont really give a shit. So why the hell would a higher being actually care what we call him!?! He only cares how we worship him, and how does FSMism make us bad people!?! It doesn’t. If anything its only made a positive inpact on thousands of lives makeing a larg community of people happier as we live our lives honestly.
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster: “Damn it thats twice I’ve lost immortality!”
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Omg hell. Because parodies must be punished in the most draconian way, am I right?
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Oh shit, now I finally know that I’ll go to hell for mocking god [sic, lower case G]. Please tell me which god I’ve been mocking (Thor, Jupiter, Zeus, or one of the other 3,000 or so gods). I’ll immediately cease my mockery because I sure don’t want to go to hell with at least two-thirds of the earth’s current population of over six billion.
Thanks for the warning, T. I suppose the T stands for Thoughtful, or maybe Theologically correct, or maybe just Turdbrain. It certainly doesn’t stand for Temperate.
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He already has saved me.
Wow, another Xian damns us to hell. What else is new? I am sure his Noodliness will take that into account when you try to enter the stripper factory.
And for that matter, your own religion damns all who prejudge others. Judging is not for you to do, according to your own religion. Nigh on a mortal sin.
In noodliness we trust.
Brian
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“This is a complete mockery of god.”
Aye, matey, ’tis
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Save us? From what? I like fire. It’s pretty.
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T,
I used to be afraid of going to Hell for not believing in God (it says that in the Bible, you know), but I finally stumbled upon a line of reasoning that comforted me; maybe it will comfort you too (but I doubt it). If there is no God, there is no Hell, and so no one can go there no matter what they did in life. If there is a benevolent God (as the Christian God is claimed to be) then no one who is generally good (follows the law, is nice to people, etc.) will go to Hell, and even if a person does go to Hell, the punishments they experience there will be equal to or lesser then their crimes on Earth – seeing as I love spaghetti, I really wouldn’t mind of people decided to worship it instead of me, so I’m OK there. This line of reasoning leads me to conclude that any who God who would sentence anyone to eternal hellfire (let alone a law-abiding person like me) cannot be benevolent, and if God exists and is not benevolent, then everyone (including you, T) is in a whole lot of trouble, because there is no way of conclusively knowing or controlling who gets into Heaven or Hell – for all you know, everybody but Mormons, or virgins, or virgin Mormons with green eyes go to Hell. Bummer; I guess I’ll see you there, T.
Well, here’s hoping that if there is a God, he’s benevolent (like the FSM). RAmen.
-Sarah
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Mockery? No, but it sure does point out the absurdities of other religions. If you can’t see that, then I guess you won’t understand a lot of what exists here.
I can’t go to hell, or any other place that doesn’t exist for that matter. There is no god, heaven, or hell. Sorry to be the one to tell you. They are all faith based beliefs to compensate for fear or lack of knowledge. I understand it must be quite frightening for you to even think of no heaven, but this is all we have. Make the best of it!
I will not need saving either, for there is nothing i need to be saved from. I do find spaghetti quite tasty though.
har har
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and the original post was a complete mockery of common sense.
lets be honest, more wars are over comflict in religious beliefs, which are in direct contrast with what the standards of the belief that you should love thy neighbor…but not too much loving or it is adultery
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In his noodly appendage I pray for you friend
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Your god sends people to hell for mocking people who use him as an excuse to be jerkwads?? Well that doesn’t sound right!
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“Asshole”. How Christan of you.
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The entire glory and gratification in T’s belief system is that he or she believes in eventually getting the satisfaction of watching the non-believers suffer in the fire below. It’s such a waste of a human intellect… such a terrible waste.
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Of course it will!. It will also save you, but you must repent first, and give me some money.
He spoke to me and told me you should. Or he will smite you.
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If god didn’t want to be mocked he shouldn’t be so mockable.
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Don’t you find it ironic that your god needs fallible human beings to spread his word? Furthermore, don’t you find it odd that your cult needs the fear of damnation to convert people into it or keep people chained to it? I don’t know about you but I don’t take threats to kindly (real or imaginary). To hell with all you doomsday cultists. Piss off!
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Does “-T” mean Taliban?
PS: Don’t even think that a damned Jesus-thing made up by an asshole will save you!
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This is unbelievable
All ihave to say is no life sons of bitchs!
spaghetti monster.
well how would they make a spaghetti monster
when that word is created by humans its a food substance for crying out loud.
simply unbelievable
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“Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you”
This is a complete mockery of our god! You are going to have flat beer forever!
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We have faith that he will save us. We know him to be the only true God, because we have a picture.
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THIS IS A COMPLETE MOCKERY OF FSM!!!
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1. Look up “satire” in the dictionary.
2. I don’t believe in “God”.
3. Don’t believe in “Hell” either.
4. It’s actually a mockery of people like you.
5. Calling someone names doesn’t exactly make you look clever.
6. Though well done on keeping the caps lock off, just need to watch out for those pesky proper nouns.
Ramen
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Any god that would send me to he’ll for this would deserve to be mocked. Fortunately we don’t believe in such hateful things. I’ve read your Bible and ours and I think the wrong guy has the Monster title.
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How very Christian of you. I thought forgiveness was in your little guidelines for life. Your Christ is weeping over what his believers have become.
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And how exactly will he feel about your failure to capitalize his name?
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I mean, he is known for a nasty temper that leads to killing innocent women and childen for the heck of it over far less offenses.
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As a mockery of any god or gods, it is far from complete. The scope for mocking the idiocy of theists is almost infinite, in large part due to the po-faced comedy acts they call religion.
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Au contraire my hot-headed friend. I will be drinking from the beery volcanoes in the afterlife, comfortable in the knowledge that I backed the right horse.
What on earth makes you think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by his noodly appendage) is made up?
RAmen
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Tisk, tisk, T. How can Noodly Goodness be a mockery of a god? Especially if said Noodly Goodness is the only reasonable explanation for gravity- the flawed God-of-the-Bible conveniently ignores everything about this. Therefore He is false, and therefore the FSM must be real, it is only logical!
PS: Hell does not exist, I know of no passage in the Gospel of the FSM- his very Holy Word!- that suggests that it does. Which should be enough proof for anyone.
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I’m just left wondering how long T’s god spent designing assholes, presumably you would need to design one specific to each creature, taking account of body size, volume and consistency of waste matter, internal and external pressure differences and so forth. Must have taken ages; if the Intelligent Design people are right it means that their supreme being has thought about and designed thousands and thousands of assholes down to the finest detail. Including hemorrhoids. I understand that there are no hemorrhoids preserved in the fossil records, and I find it difficult to see what evolutionary advantage they provide. Is it any wonder that Christians see their gods hand in the creation of hemorrhoids?
All things considered, I’d rather be touched with a noodly appendage.
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Where is hell and what attractions do they have there? I like water parks.
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Yes it is. No we are nor because hell does not exist.
Perna de Pau
P.S. We do not, don’t worry. By the way you are the asshole.
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This is a complete mockery of the FSM. You will not get to see the stripper factory.
P.S Don’t even think that damned Jesus chancer made up by assholes will save you.
This is just to easy to mock isnt it.
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Wrong, this is not a complete mockery of god. We are rapidly growing.
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a mockery of god huh? you don’t say. haha. you really have no intellegence do you. what did you assume this was? A cooking site. ah. religious ignorace never ceases to amaze.
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Oh, I don’t think it’s all *that* complete…
“This is a complete mockery of the Spaghetti Monster. You are NOT going to see strippers or drink from the beer volcanoes for that.
P.S. Don’t even think that a damned sky-dad-son-cloud-three-in-one thing made up by an asshole will save you.”
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That is not an argument.
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Actually T, we’re just mocking YOU.
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Didn’t know that consigning us to hell was your job, T. Thought that was the job of your god.
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Bingo! This is a complete mockery of God. As for hell it sucks cuz its so hot!
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“This is a complete mockery of god.”
I would agree. I know that’s not the intent of the website, but I do agree and I like it!
“You all are going to hell for that.”
Eh! According to your religion I’ll be going there either way and since it’s only religious people that believe in hell I don’t have a problem with that!
Enjoy Purgatory!
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No…this is a complete mockery of people like you. God…if there is one…has to have a sense of humor. Afterall, it made people like you.
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I won’t be the one suffering strippers with VD and stale beer! Yarrr! May the sauciest believer be rewarded.
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The flying spaghetti monster cannot be damned. He can damn, but he doesn’t. He’s far too kind to do that sort of thing.
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1. Correct.
2. Probably not.
3. From what?
Strippers and beer for everyone!!
Ramen
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I do not see how you can say that comment, by saying that does that not condem yourself to hell. pasgals wager – you got nothiing to loose only to gain so how can you get at someone for believing something even if you/them and many others see it to be a mockery :S
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what are you talking about? it already saved me.
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Well, it’s a good thing we have a Flying Spaghetti Monster to save us, rather than a Damned spaghetti thing. Also, assuming by god you mean the Judeo-Christian God, in the “Ten Commandments” it tells you to never make a carved image of God, so you have no idea what your God looks like. How do you know that He isn’t actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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Mock! Mock, mock, mock, mock. Moooooock! Mock, mock, mock!
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