This is a complete mockery of god. You all are going to hell for that.
P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.
-T
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hehe. Hell. Funny. I don’t know about you, but being in the same place as the Christian “god” for more than 10 minutes without a suitable means to make him pay for all the evil and pain he has caused (according to your own bible, that is) would be worse than any “hell” I could end up in. Chances were i’d be going there anyway, so i’d rather go out on a high. ;P
Eternal damnation, or eternity with egotistical, hypocritical, mass-murderer-supporting, ‘holier-than-thou’ people and their mass-murdering “god”.
Mm, i’ll take the fire and what-have-you.
After all, you can’t cook pasta without fire! ;)
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Oh, it seems your imaginary friend is upset by our little bit of fun … what a shame.
ramen
p.s. The ’spaghetti thing’ will save us and deliver us to the beer volcano and strippers.
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“This is a complete mockery of god.”
Well, religion in general actually.
“You all are going to hell for that.”
Um no. Hell only exists in your dumb religion.
“P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.”
Why not? If you can believe in an invisible man in the sky we can believe in whatever we want to. Fair is fair. And by the way. We don’t go around calling the originator of your religion an asshole so where do you get off in doing that to us, you sanctimonious, useless, arrogant, stupid, uneducated, mouth-breathing, dyspeptic, impotent, lily livered, short dicked, inbred, waste of food?
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“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints / the sinners are much more fun.”
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Don’t mock my religion T! I don’t make fun of your fake god, now do I?
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I think belief in God makes a mockery of human beings. Thankfully, the corner has been turned and more and more people are waking up to the fact that they have been lied to.
You may discover that to T. Do a little research into Christianity and you will be left dumbstruck at how the church pulled off the greatest con-trick in history and that illeducated people let them.
There is no God, Hell or Heaven.
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“-T”
Your comment is a complete mockery of his noodly highness-ship. No need to panic though, the exulted one is unlikely condemn you (all!) to “hell”, as I expect he would consider that excessive, after all he encourages each any every one of us to express the ideas which have formed within our brains as a result of the information we have been exposed to.
P.S Don’t even think that a Damned generic religious figurehead made-up by an asshole, (or indeed “another person”) will save you.
Tyler
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You spotted the spoof. Well done! You must be several IQ points ahead of the average Christian. And you can spell, too – simple words, anyway.
And yes, if your nasty, vengeful god existed, we would indeed all go to hell. He has no sense of humour.
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If you won’t be there, it would be worth it.
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10 out of 10 for observation. O out of 10 for sense. There is no hell. This is all there is. (Yep, and I tell 5 year olds there is no Santa, too. Mean aren’t I?)
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So tolerant these Christians with their all loving God, eh?
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You are such a loving and tolerant Christian. There is no evidence for the FSM but that is much more evidence than there is for any other ‘G’od.
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This is a complete mockery of god
There is no hell to go to
You’re a fool!
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Dear -T,
So, in addition to misogynic, warmonger, ethnic-cleanser and (long list of adjetives here) your god completely lacks the slightest sense of humor. Oh boy, yet another nice attribute to tick off. What a dumb religion your parent chose for you. I almost feel sorry.
So, I’ll tell you what, you heathen: you will be drinking stale beer in MY hell! How about that plan? Unless of course, you resent from your sins and embrace the only truth. The FSM awaits you with his noodly appendages wide open. Repent!! The end is near!!
While of course, I’ll be sitting at the bar side by side with the great FSM (pesto rosso be upon him) drinking beer like two Irishmen. And shall I not feel ashamed in his mighty presence!
Arrrrr
Keyser Soze
PS: and by the way, don’t you think that if you didn’t re-elected you president (which who your god seems to phone to his direct line every sunday) the world today would not be in this miserable condition? This may say a thing or two about you god knowledge of economics, don’t you think? He doesn’t seem a good advisor to me!
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In reply to “-T”
-I totally agree with everything you say, except for the “asshole” part.
-Interesting how you capitalize “Damned,” but not “god.”
-Anyway, what’s your point?
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I FEEL LOVED BY THEE, T. Thank you for showing how xtains treat others that differ from them.
Pasta be with you,
Drunken Dogg
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A complete mockery of who? We are all going where? If you had any intelligence at all, you would realize that what you said sounds like this to us… “This is a complete mockery of the ginger bread man. You are all going to sesame street for that. P.S. Don’t even think that a really cool Flying Spaghetti Monster thing made-up by a really cool guy will save you”. Oh and also does “T” stand for Terribly inbred piece of crap from the armpit of America that never learned to read before graduating form the third grade? Just curious.
RAmen to you… you white trash, trailer living, pork-n-bean eating out of the can retard.
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Hi Carolyn,
“People who have faith are not crazy, dillusional, or using religion as a crutch.”
It’s not a requirement but try taking a look at some of the hate mail here.
Not delusional? In my opinion you are, as you put blind faith over evidence
Not using religion as a crutch? I’ve seen too many missionaries trying to convert people when they’re at their lowest to believe that.
“I don’t understand why people like you make fun of the single concept that believing in God comes down to–love. That’s all it’s really about.”
I have the love of real people in my life, I don’t need supernatural love.
“Making a mockery of something people feel passionate about is kind of a waste of time.”
Not when it comes to fighting the teaching of religion as science it isn’t.
“Some things don’t have to make sense to you to be true.”
But it helps and there should be some observable evidence to base things on.
“I feel bad that you have gotten yourself so deep into this FSM thing and are surrounded by people who agree with you.”
Feel bad, we’re quite happy with it. I feel bad you’re surrounded by Christians who agree with you.
“I believe in what the Bible offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person. Although I’m not always, I want to strive to be…and this makes my life happier.”
I’m a humanist, I believe in being a good and loving person. It’s similar except I don’t rely on a preachers to tell me what good and loving mean, I came up with my own standards. I don’t always get there either.
“If you were to see a slideshow of your entire life, would you truly feel pride?”
Yes
“Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on making fun of Religion?”
The two aren’t linked. I do the former with no reference to the later.
“Someday you will come to a point where you’ll know the Truth”
Some day I’ll die and cease to be, knowing I lived a good life, a fun life and above all my life. Be careful, you may reach your death bed realising you wasted so much time believing in the lies of preachers.
Return from Tomorrow – I checked it out on Amazon, there are copies available from available from $0.01. I’m not into near death literature.
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Ignore the last post, wrong thread *blushes*
Admin, please delete this and the last if you can
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Yay for hell! Another loving Christian. I wonder, will the FSM give him stale beer for such blasphemy?
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Why did you capitalize Damned?
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Dear troll,
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You didn’t capitalize the name of your jew-zombie overlord, so that probably makes you a blasphemer under the xian belief system. Don’t quote me on that because I got kicked out of catholic school in 4th grade for my stubborn refusal to be indoctrinated. But most trolls seem to remember to capitalize that one.
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Also, shouldn’t your “hell” be capitalized, since if you believe it is a place we are all going to, it is a proper noun? Proper nouns are capitalized in English.
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If you had a modicum of intelligence, you would realize we are mocking the Intelligent Design theory, and assholes like you.
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We are not mocking God. We are mocking YOU.
RAmen
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How dare you to call our religion a mockery!
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If I am going to hell it wont be for believing in the Fsm
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This is a complete mockery of the FSM. You are going to the land of stale beer volcanoes and stripper factories producing STD ridden strippers.
P.S Don’t even think that a Damned two thousand year old carpenter thing made up by people in the desert will save you.
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I think you’ll find you lot do a good enough job of making a mockery of god for us to even bother.
And boy are you gonna be disappointed when you get to your heaven only to find cherubs playing harps while we’re larging it up in our stripper factories and beer volcanoes.
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why is the fsm so hard to believe? it’s no more or less plausible than the fairytale you believe, and it’s alot more forgiving. plus, why do we need to be saved?
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This is a complete mockery of the FSM. You all are going to drink stale beer for that.
P.S Don’t even think that a Damned old guy made-up by an asshole will save you.
See. Doesn’t feel to good does it?
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NO! It be your foul blasphemy that be the mockery of `is Noodlyness. I advise yeself to be convertin’ now, afore ye have ta spend eternity with ugly strippers and machrobrews.
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Prove he wont save us.
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Well Hell may be heaven after all. First of all there no such thing as a prick like you there, and secondly there are some theories that pretend the hellfire would in fact be red hot spaghetti sauce, which would explain the eagerness to commit crime in italian mafia, who all want to get there. And because of religion, we know that all theories can be regarded as equally true without a shred of evidence for them, so I’ll pick this one.
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I’m looking forward to the Noodly spaghetti sauce!
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RAmen, peace and pastas.
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If God is how Christianity/Judaism describes him… send me to Hell, so I can stay away from that murdering idiot.
P.S. Sorry you don’t understand proven science. It’s so sad.
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Hello Mr T “you crazy fool” as I believe you are fond of saying. Has it occurred to you that people who don’t accept these superstitions don’t accept the hell part of these superstitions?
Its rather like me saying to you that an angry Leprechaun is going to do bad things to you. You can’t disprove the existance of Leprechauns but I suspect that you are shrewd enough to be as scared by this idea as I am by your laughable hell idea.
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Which “god”? Would you be more specific? There are 100’s of gods. Which one are you referring to?
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FSM will save us all
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Not quite spot-on champ, it is a complete mockery of having the Bible being taught as science in schools. If you can’t grasp the difference we don’t have much hope for you. However you might want to Wikki the word “Irony” and see what you get.
. There is also the question of ” saved from what?” there is not imperical evidence of hell either
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Why, o why, are they even to stupid to read the letter or even the site?
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Yes I mock God, yes I despise God. I deny God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.
So there!
Now god….if you are so all powerful, I dare you….come do something about me, because I will spend my whole life teaching against you!
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You forgot to capitalize the “G” in god. Now your going to hell too!
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I don’t mock god, I merely point out how fallible, wrong, and unlikely he is to exist, while laughing at die-hard believers.
I won’t go to hell when I die, because that would require hell to exist. I’m going to a place in the sky with lots of neat stuff and smart people. You get to go to the retard room in the sky at best, if you’re right.
I don’t think that a spaghetti thing made by an asshole is going to save me.
I think that a spaghetti-like creation created by a potentially rude and selfish prophet will rescue many of us.
Big differences, you see? Such a misguided individual. He could probably use a noodly hug, and maybe 2 or 3 seconds without the FSMs help to keep him aground.
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Don’t even think that a Damned “old man in the sky” thing made up by a bunch of Jews who’ve been dead for 2000 years will save you.
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“This is a complete mockery of god. ”
Yes. How very clever of you to figure that out. Or did someone help you?
“You all are going to hell for that.”
Not true. We get along nice with each other. We don’t kill, we don’t steal, we are all good people. You, however, are whimsically damning people to hell for not believing in your religion. That’s not nice at all.
“P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.”
Well.. I’m betting Jesus would’ve put it a little nicer. I’ll meet Jesus in the afterlife and he’ll be like, “Dude, *this* beer volcano is the best one. Trust me, I’ve tried them all.”
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This is a complete mockery of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You are going to drink stale beer and watch ugly strippers for that.
P.S Don’t even think that a Damned god thing made-up by an asshole will save you.
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Oh the title was refeering to him mocking our god !
Well we’ll see in the after life who was right ( us for sure , but we don’t mind … I’ll invite you to drink some volcano beer and party with our pirates friend while watching the stripers ;) ) !
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Yar, T. Ye need not even be thinkin’ that ye be needin’ salvation! The beer volcano an’ stripper factory be for all! And if ye be endin’ up with “lite” beer eruptions and a stripper factory wi’out implants, I’ll be glad to ask mine to pull double time for a while, just for ye.
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Yar, Johnny here be havin’ trouble wi’is words. A’course he be knowin’ that ye can’t ask a beer volcano to pull double time! Aye, ‘t’was a silly mistake to make, I know, but I be assumin’ that my volcano’ll be providin’ more than enough pale ale for me and ye t’be drinkin’. I hopes ye caught m’meanin’ the first time.
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Please specify which of the many gods you are speaking about.
The site is all about worship and deference to God, who, of course is known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And if you have spaghetti coming out of your asshole, you really should see a doctor. ASAP.
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Depends if im starving. I hear Bobby makes a mean pasta dish or two
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And your point is…?
PC
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