Comments on: I can’t believe you have spent so much time http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: FSM Follower http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-741308 FSM Follower Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:36:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-741308 Ugh, NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO SEE A SLIDESHOW OF MY LIFE. I look fat >. Ugh, NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO SEE A SLIDESHOW OF MY LIFE.

I look fat >.

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]]> By: Blibbly-blob http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-740330 Blibbly-blob Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:39:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-740330 What a nice letter. Probably the most sane of the lot.. I guess following the moral messages within the Bible, such as being "pure and loving" is a good idea. However, it is obviously possible to not be religious and to live by similar morals. Along with moral guidelines, Religious texts often have many conflicting messages within them. This can lead to other more sinister beliefs and practises within religion. All those "afraid and alone" people who resort to religion for comfort and hope are effectively being decieved - because it isn't real. I know humans generally need faith of some kind - I just think i'd rather not. What a nice letter. Probably the most sane of the lot.. I guess following the moral messages within the Bible, such as being “pure and loving” is a good idea. However, it is obviously possible to not be religious and to live by similar morals.
Along with moral guidelines, Religious texts often have many conflicting messages within them. This can lead to other more sinister beliefs and practises within religion.
All those “afraid and alone” people who resort to religion for comfort and hope are effectively being decieved – because it isn’t real. I know humans generally need faith of some kind – I just think i’d rather not.

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]]> By: fluffy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-737823 fluffy Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:15:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-737823 "If you were to see a slideshow of your entire life, would you truly feel pride? Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on making fun of Religion?" Pride? Hell yeah! especially that fun trick I just mastered on my board the other day. I've been trying to figure it out for weeks, and then I just had it. I was going off the stairs and tried it, for the hell of it, you know, and it WORKED. I was so happy! I got, what, ten hi-fives. “If you were to see a slideshow of your entire life, would you truly feel pride? Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on making fun of Religion?”

Pride? Hell yeah! especially that fun trick I just mastered on my board the other day. I’ve been trying to figure it out for weeks, and then I just had it. I was going off the stairs and tried it, for the hell of it, you know, and it WORKED. I was so happy! I got, what, ten hi-fives.

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]]> By: Anon http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-736536 Anon Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:10:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-736536 Have you read your bible? It tells you to take slaves from neighboring states and treat those that the big G doesn't like as less than vermin. If you've got a skin disease, it says that you should get shut out by your society. ._.; Very pure and loving. Mhm. Have you read your bible?
It tells you to take slaves from neighboring states and treat those that the big G doesn’t like as less than vermin.
If you’ve got a skin disease, it says that you should get shut out by your society.
._.;
Very pure and loving. Mhm.

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]]> By: MAN http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-731679 MAN Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:29:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-731679 Well, I made a pretty funny fart joke in grade four once. I AM PROUD. Well, I made a pretty funny fart joke in grade four once. I AM PROUD.

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]]> By: ObscurePasta http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-723042 ObscurePasta Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:56:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-723042 You know whats funniest about this, the way its signed love Carolyn, considering the content its practically schizophrenic to say love at the end o.O Carolyn: I can’t believe you have spent so much time being sarcastic about how stupid you think faith in The Flying Spaghetti Monster is. People who have faith are not crazy, dillusional, or using religion as a crutch. I’ve heard it all. I don’t understand why people like you make fun of the single concept that believing in The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes down to–love. That’s all it’s really about. Making a mockery of something people feel passionate about is kind of a waste of time. I feel bad that you have gotten yourself so deep into this God thing and are surrounded by people who agree with you. Some things don’t have to make sense to you to be true. I believe in what the FSM offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person and to live life to the full and eat spaghetti. Although I’m not always, I want to strive to be…and this makes my life happier. If you were to see a slideshow of your entire life, would you truly feel pride? Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on subtly insulting others who do not share your faith? Someday you will come to a point where you’ll know the Truth. And you may not believe me now, but I’m just trying to help you…the day that you die, if you find yourself afraid and alone, you will realize that there is no god, and that your hope of the afterlife has been crushed. Love, Obscure Pasta RAmen You know whats funniest about this, the way its signed love Carolyn, considering the content its practically schizophrenic to say love at the end o.O
Carolyn:

I can’t believe you have spent so much time being sarcastic about how stupid you think faith in The Flying Spaghetti Monster is. People who have faith are not crazy, dillusional, or using religion as a crutch. I’ve heard it all. I don’t understand why people like you make fun of the single concept that believing in The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes down to–love. That’s all it’s really about. Making a mockery of something people feel passionate about is kind of a waste of time. I feel bad that you have gotten yourself so deep into this God thing and are surrounded by people who agree with you. Some things don’t have to make sense to you to be true.

I believe in what the FSM offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person and to live life to the full and eat spaghetti. Although I’m not always, I want to strive to be…and this makes my life happier.

If you were to see a slideshow of your entire life, would you truly feel pride? Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on subtly insulting others who do not share your faith?

Someday you will come to a point where you’ll know the Truth. And you may not believe me now, but I’m just trying to help you…the day that you die, if you find yourself afraid and alone, you will realize that there is no god, and that your hope of the afterlife has been crushed.

Love, Obscure Pasta
RAmen

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]]> By: Grated Cheese http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-718439 Grated Cheese Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:36:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-718439 Carolyn, Kindness and empathy are not trademarks of Christianity. Or are you suggesting atheists can't feel love? Carolyn,

Kindness and empathy are not trademarks of Christianity. Or are you suggesting atheists can’t feel love?

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]]> By: someguy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-704010 someguy Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:09:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-704010 "Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on making fun of Religion?" Are you saying that bobby never has fun without making fun of religion? I don't want to make assumptions, ut he probably has a life other than this. “Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on making fun of Religion?”

Are you saying that bobby never has fun without making fun of religion? I don’t want to make assumptions, ut he probably has a life other than this.

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]]> By: Zack882 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-699399 Zack882 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:23:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-699399 You know it's funny. We think the same thing about you. Also: I'm sure you would like to think your full of love. That's why you love everyone into war right? Because that's not hypocritical at all You know it’s funny. We think the same thing about you.

Also: I’m sure you would like to think your full of love. That’s why you love everyone into war right? Because that’s not hypocritical at all

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]]> By: Franko http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-695306 Franko Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:37:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-695306 Had a few minutes and couldn't resist untangling the "George G(comma) Ritchie's Return," etc., business. Here's what's on Amazon: "From the Back Cover, "One man's astonishing walk through the doorway of death When a young soldier named George Ritchie landed in an Army hospital with pneumonia, he had no idea of the uncharted journey he was about to take. Days later, barely comprehending his own death, he stepped out of the physical world and entered eternity. In this riveting and detailed story, Ritchie describes a series of "worlds" he visited--some hellish in their separation from life, some glorious in their heavenly brilliance. But overshadowing all was his longing to stay in the blazing presence of Jesus. Stunning and memorable descriptions make this one of the most amazing accounts of life after death ever written. This glimpse into the realm beyond can change forever your understanding of the world beyond our own. George G. Ritchie has served as president of the Richmond Academy of General Practice; chairman of the Department of Psychiatry of Towers Hospital; and founder and president of the Universal Youth Corps, Inc. He lives in Virginia." Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_G._Ritchie What FUN His Noodliness constantly provides! Had a few minutes and couldn’t resist untangling the “George G(comma) Ritchie’s Return,” etc., business. Here’s what’s on Amazon: “From the Back Cover,
“One man’s astonishing walk through the doorway of death When a young soldier named George Ritchie landed in an Army hospital with pneumonia, he had no idea of the uncharted journey he was about to take. Days later, barely comprehending his own death, he stepped out of the physical world and entered eternity. In this riveting and detailed story, Ritchie describes a series of “worlds” he visited–some hellish in their separation from life, some glorious in their heavenly brilliance. But overshadowing all was his longing to stay in the blazing presence of Jesus. Stunning and memorable descriptions make this one of the most amazing accounts of life after death ever written. This glimpse into the realm beyond can change forever your understanding of the world beyond our own. George G. Ritchie has served as president of the Richmond Academy of General Practice; chairman of the Department of Psychiatry of Towers Hospital; and founder and president of the Universal Youth Corps, Inc. He lives in Virginia.”
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_G._Ritchie
What FUN His Noodliness constantly provides!

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]]> By: Ninj http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-695117 Ninj Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:55:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-695117 Some things don’t have to make sense to you to be true. -I think that it's time for someone to start heeding their own advice. I believe in what the Bible offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person. -Then apparently pure and loving people go out and fight wars over who has the better invisible friend. Someday you will come to a point where you’ll know the Truth. -We already know the truth, and it is the FSM. Some things don’t have to make sense to you to be true.
-I think that it’s time for someone to start heeding their own advice.

I believe in what the Bible offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person.
-Then apparently pure and loving people go out and fight wars over who has the better invisible friend.

Someday you will come to a point where you’ll know the Truth.
-We already know the truth, and it is the FSM.

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]]> By: Noodlicious http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-694852 Noodlicious Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:47:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-694852 Aww..kevin @148 needs a hug. Sending a big Noodley group hug out to you Kev. Aww..kevin @148 needs a hug. Sending a big Noodley group hug out to you Kev.

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]]> By: Dan http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-694798 Dan Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:23:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-694798 Kevin (#148), thanks for putting the 'Fun' and 'mentalist' into 'fundamentalist'. I'm laughing at your mental dellusions, not with them. Kevin (#148), thanks for putting the ‘Fun’ and ‘mentalist’ into ‘fundamentalist’. I’m laughing at your mental dellusions, not with them.

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]]> By: Can You Beleive Some People? http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-694520 Can You Beleive Some People? Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:46:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-694520 I shall not mock you, for that is not the point of this website. I actually think that what you wrote was quite beautiful. The problem is that you DON'T UNDERSTAND. You say you have heard it all. Well, have you realized that some of us aren't making fun of YOU. (there are those who are, and they just don't get it either, sorry for that). Anyway, I am not insulting your religion, I am merely looking at the flaws of ALL religion. I am happy, though I have no faith. I am not an atheist, nor am I any other religion or faith (although atheism isn't a faith). It's hard to comprehend, but I currently have no faith, and rather than completely ignoring religion, I have plunged head first into it, exploring every angle on it. I CAN look back on my life and find joy, I do not need a god for that. Remember, I do not mock your religion, but rather analyze them all. I shall not mock you, for that is not the point of this website. I actually think that what you wrote was quite beautiful. The problem is that you DON’T UNDERSTAND. You say you have heard it all. Well, have you realized that some of us aren’t making fun of YOU. (there are those who are, and they just don’t get it either, sorry for that). Anyway, I am not insulting your religion, I am merely looking at the flaws of ALL religion. I am happy, though I have no faith. I am not an atheist, nor am I any other religion or faith (although atheism isn’t a faith). It’s hard to comprehend, but I currently have no faith, and rather than completely ignoring religion, I have plunged head first into it, exploring every angle on it. I CAN look back on my life and find joy, I do not need a god for that. Remember, I do not mock your religion, but rather analyze them all.

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]]> By: kevin http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-693652 kevin Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:33:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-693652 fuck you fsm believers. go to hell and then realize the shit. fuck you fsm believers. go to hell and then realize the shit.

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]]> By: Earthbreaker http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-693190 Earthbreaker Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:53:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-693190 See I like this kind of Christian, they're just trying to be nice :) But they have missed the point, the FSM was originally to have a dig at children being force-fed intelligent design...and due to the crazed reactions of religious people, a lot of people have just started having fun! It's like teasing someone, and not stopping because they react so hilariously! See I like this kind of Christian, they’re just trying to be nice :)

But they have missed the point, the FSM was originally to have a dig at children being force-fed intelligent design…and due to the crazed reactions of religious people, a lot of people have just started having fun!

It’s like teasing someone, and not stopping because they react so hilariously!

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]]> By: Eaver http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-689179 Eaver Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:17:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-689179 I just love how they all miss the point that we aren't even really mocking it. We're mocking how seriously they apply it to everything, and try to force it on others. God can be a bitch sometimes, but Flying Spaghetti Monster is pretty lax. I just love how they all miss the point that we aren’t even really mocking it. We’re mocking how seriously they apply it to everything, and try to force it on others. God can be a bitch sometimes, but Flying Spaghetti Monster is pretty lax.

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]]> By: stogoe http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-670675 stogoe Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:27:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-670675 <b>I believe in what the Bible offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person.</b> You...haven't actually read that Bible of yours, have you? It's okay, we're not upset. It happens to a lot of people. I believe in what the Bible offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person.
You…haven’t actually read that Bible of yours, have you?
It’s okay, we’re not upset. It happens to a lot of people.

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]]> By: Blaze8902 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-669565 Blaze8902 Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:30:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-669565 "I can’t believe you spent all that time writing that… if you dont like it then ignore it." they are Christian, that should work fine with them. Or they could try to kill us all, that is the other way Christians have solved their problems before. Then the Internet was invented. Can't kill us over the interwebs can you?! Didn't think so. “I can’t believe you spent all that time writing that… if you dont like it then ignore it.”

they are Christian, that should work fine with them. Or they could try to kill us all, that is the other way Christians have solved their problems before. Then the Internet was invented. Can’t kill us over the interwebs can you?! Didn’t think so.

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]]> By: noodleguy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-665266 noodleguy Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:14:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/12/i-cant-believe-you/#comment-665266 "God gives us unconditional love in that he loves us no matter what sins we do." Except gay people! They'll burn in HELL! Oh, and Jews, and Muslims, and Atheists, and ummm...Anyone who disagrees with us! Yeah! "Also, i am a christian, and i feel like you are mocking what i believe." It took you a while to figure that one out. "Also, Christianity and Islam have a few similarities, but Islam (to my knowledge-im not an expert on it) arent necessarily about having relationship with God as much as doing good deeds and following the Qur’an." It is fairly obvious that you have no understanding of Islam whatsoever. Just for the record: “Although they claim to be wise, they have became fools and exchange the glory of the immortal Flying Spaghetti Monster for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles, for lo, their false and Made-Up Gods are much less Creative then his Greatness” I will do this to any Bible quote you throw at me “God gives us unconditional love in that he loves us no matter what sins we do.”

Except gay people! They’ll burn in HELL! Oh, and Jews, and Muslims, and Atheists, and ummm…Anyone who disagrees with us! Yeah!

“Also, i am a christian, and i feel like you are mocking what i believe.”

It took you a while to figure that one out.

“Also, Christianity and Islam have a few similarities, but Islam (to my knowledge-im not an expert on it) arent necessarily about having relationship with God as much as doing good deeds and following the Qur’an.”

It is fairly obvious that you have no understanding of Islam whatsoever.

Just for the record:
“Although they claim to be wise, they have became fools and exchange the glory of the immortal Flying Spaghetti Monster for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles, for lo, their false and Made-Up Gods are much less Creative then his Greatness”

I will do this to any Bible quote you throw at me

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