Comments on: Have fun with your nonsense http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-917604 CrudOMatic Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:28:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-917604 Claiming victory because it is impossible to prove a negative does NOT a victory make. How many teeth do you have broken off at the gum line, again? You talk about evolution not making any sense - biology is hard for someone with a 1st. grade education to grasp, so of course it doesn't make sense to you. Yet a hippie getting nailed to a lowercase T, who's daddy is a sky wizard that told an 800 year old drunk to build an ark and put 2 of every animal in the WORLD on it make MORE sense? I guess you forgot about the western world - which was UNKNOWN at the time, so it was HARDLY the world - even then 2 of EVERY animal? That fucking thing would be the size of Iraq! YET THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF IT! Not to mention, Noah was 800 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!! 800 sure is a believable age for a drunk living in a time when people died in their 30's & 40's because of dirty water, food and lack of medicine. Goddamn pixie dust is getting thick in here. Tell you what, which is more believable? That Santa puts presents under your tree, or mommy & daddy lied to you and put them there themselves? Since you loan your mind to delusion and fantasy, I'd say you believe that Santa does it. You also believe in the Easter bunny. The tooth fairy. So since you believe that because a negative can't be proved, thus you claim victory, here is a challenge: Bring SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE that FSM DOES NOT EXIST. Bonus points: BRING SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE THAT GOD EXISTS - and NOT testimony - that shit isn't evidence. But it goes to show how much a Christian knows about anything when they can confuse testimony and evidence with one another. I'm waiting you imbred fuck. Claiming victory because it is impossible to prove a negative does NOT a victory make. How many teeth do you have broken off at the gum line, again?

You talk about evolution not making any sense – biology is hard for someone with a 1st. grade education to grasp, so of course it doesn’t make sense to you.

Yet a hippie getting nailed to a lowercase T, who’s daddy is a sky wizard that told an 800 year old drunk to build an ark and put 2 of every animal in the WORLD on it make MORE sense? I guess you forgot about the western world – which was UNKNOWN at the time, so it was HARDLY the world – even then 2 of EVERY animal? That fucking thing would be the size of Iraq! YET THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF IT! Not to mention, Noah was 800 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!! 800 sure is a believable age for a drunk living in a time when people died in their 30’s & 40’s because of dirty water, food and lack of medicine.

Goddamn pixie dust is getting thick in here.

Tell you what, which is more believable? That Santa puts presents under your tree, or mommy & daddy lied to you and put them there themselves? Since you loan your mind to delusion and fantasy, I’d say you believe that Santa does it. You also believe in the Easter bunny. The tooth fairy.

So since you believe that because a negative can’t be proved, thus you claim victory, here is a challenge: Bring SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE that FSM DOES NOT EXIST. Bonus points: BRING SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE THAT GOD EXISTS – and NOT testimony – that shit isn’t evidence. But it goes to show how much a Christian knows about anything when they can confuse testimony and evidence with one another.

I’m waiting you imbred fuck.

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]]> By: Hurricane Scrambles http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-910154 Hurricane Scrambles Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:58:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-910154 This guy hasn't met me. The biggest, baddest ATHEIST of them all. It's go time. But seriously, he kinda prides himself a little much. Plus not knowing the basics of the theory of evolution. This guy hasn’t met me. The biggest, baddest ATHEIST of them all. It’s go time.
But seriously, he kinda prides himself a little much. Plus not knowing the basics of the theory of evolution.

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]]> By: char http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-890932 char Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:16:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-890932 If Darwin's Theory is wrong, then why do kids look like a combination of their parents? If Darwin’s Theory is wrong, then why do kids look like a combination of their parents?

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]]> By: The New Absolutist http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-883013 The New Absolutist Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:58:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-883013 Four statements' worth of your time: One: I agree with The Asstrain--ahem, Asetrian. There is no Evolution. There is also no Law of Gravity--we are all held onto the Earth by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages. Two: Darwinist Evolution, as according to the principles of New Absolutism, is nothing but an amalgamation of cold facts (now I'm not joking anymore). 1) Genetic heredity 2) Survival of the Fittest Taken separately, this Asetrian person probably wouldn't object to each law on its own (unless he's actually an Elite Fucktard, in which case we're all out of our depth) but together it adds up to a concoction he/she can't quite swallow. Why can't the sum of the parts be equal to the whole anymore? Three: "The best response to a nonsensical argument is ridicule." --Thomas Jefferson Good work Four: Doesn't anyone think maybe this guy (or gal) isn't legit? I mean--no name, no publicity, no great big freaking Forum of the Gods where the Champion of Lunacy defends all comers--could be just some Darwinist tired of the lack of a worthy opponent, planting a fake trash-talking post to unite all us FSMers in common pistness? Whatever, it's a 'miraculous' string, I'm beholden to all you guys. Four statements’ worth of your time:

One: I agree with The Asstrain–ahem, Asetrian. There is no Evolution. There is also no Law of Gravity–we are all held onto the Earth by the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodly appendages.

Two: Darwinist Evolution, as according to the principles of New Absolutism, is nothing but an amalgamation of cold facts (now I’m not joking anymore).
1) Genetic heredity
2) Survival of the Fittest
Taken separately, this Asetrian person probably wouldn’t object to each law on its own (unless he’s actually an Elite Fucktard, in which case we’re all out of our depth) but together it adds up to a concoction he/she can’t quite swallow. Why can’t the sum of the parts be equal to the whole anymore?

Three: “The best response to a nonsensical argument is ridicule.” –Thomas Jefferson
Good work

Four: Doesn’t anyone think maybe this guy (or gal) isn’t legit? I mean–no name, no publicity, no great big freaking Forum of the Gods where the Champion of Lunacy defends all comers–could be just some Darwinist tired of the lack of a worthy opponent, planting a fake trash-talking post to unite all us FSMers in common pistness? Whatever, it’s a ‘miraculous’ string, I’m beholden to all you guys.

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]]> By: xhien http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-881904 xhien Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:13:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-881904 Oh no, what would FSM do? What would FSM do? I am so scared of this Asetrian guy. Oh no, what would FSM do? What would FSM do? I am so scared of this Asetrian guy.

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]]> By: st. pastabeard http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-864870 st. pastabeard Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:19:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-864870 Wow... i'm pretty sure I know this guy. I was discussing the pastafarian anthem with my friends and he just jumped me. Screamin' somehting like " GOD LOVES ME!!!! DIE DEVIL BOY!!!!!" Now, what does that say about him? Wow… i’m pretty sure I know this guy. I was discussing the pastafarian anthem with my friends and he just jumped me. Screamin’ somehting like ” GOD LOVES ME!!!! DIE DEVIL BOY!!!!!”
Now, what does that say about him?

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]]> By: sooshi http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-864759 sooshi Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:04:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-864759 Well, come on then, where's this water-tight and well structured argument? I've looked for Adrienne Curry's blog, but can't seem to find it, despite this guy's belief that his "work" is of the utmost importance and finally settles this argument once and for all. It's all very well claiming to be able to argue successfully that evolution is one giant daydream, but I've yet to see even one part of his argument. Perhaps he means for us to watch the "nationally televised public forum" that he neglected to name, or give any detail on... maybe that means either it doesn't exist, or he doesn't really want us to see it. Oh, I nearly forgot to mention, I've discovered the secrets of time travel!!! Yes, all you nay-sayers will have egg on your face very soon... I won't say when, or how, or where, but oooooh yes, you should be nervous!! Well, come on then, where’s this water-tight and well structured argument? I’ve looked for Adrienne Curry’s blog, but can’t seem to find it, despite this guy’s belief that his “work” is of the utmost importance and finally settles this argument once and for all.

It’s all very well claiming to be able to argue successfully that evolution is one giant daydream, but I’ve yet to see even one part of his argument.

Perhaps he means for us to watch the “nationally televised public forum” that he neglected to name, or give any detail on… maybe that means either it doesn’t exist, or he doesn’t really want us to see it.

Oh, I nearly forgot to mention, I’ve discovered the secrets of time travel!!! Yes, all you nay-sayers will have egg on your face very soon… I won’t say when, or how, or where, but oooooh yes, you should be nervous!!

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]]> By: Devout Heathen http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825726 Devout Heathen Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:50:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825726 One might be given to wonder, given that he promises to do things "single-handedly", what his other hand is doing meanwhile. One might be given to wonder, given that he promises to do things “single-handedly”, what his other hand is doing meanwhile.

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]]> By: ex-Possible Convert http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825681 ex-Possible Convert Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:20:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825681 Dear Asetrian, I think you are at the wrong website. Evolution is just a theory. We believe in unintelligent design, and that the universe was created by His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have our Gospel to prove it. RAmen Dear Asetrian,

I think you are at the wrong website. Evolution is just a theory. We believe in unintelligent design, and that the universe was created by His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have our Gospel to prove it.

RAmen

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]]> By: Cam http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825623 Cam Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:02:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825623 Does anyone else have a little part of their brain that deals with overwhelming stupidity? I think mine just ruptured. Good sir, if you have ever won any sort of debate with anyone, they must have been literally brain dead. A human vegetable. Actually I retract that previous statement as it isn't being fair to human vegetables. Maybe if you chose to argue with, say, a loaf of bread. You might be able to win that. As for Darwin, you might not have noticed, but his theory has every gram of sense to it. It has plenty of physical evidence. What evidence do you have to support that his theory is so truly asinine? You certainly have done a miraculous job "destroying" all the "crap we people spread." I believe that the fact that people are still replying to this message on this particular website would reveal that you are fighting a losing battle. FSM, this website, they're all still here mate. So at either rate, good luck with your inane battle to destroy us all, its about as effective as Don Quixote's battle with windmills. In the mean time, feel free to read up on FSMism(and for good measure, maybe Darwin's Theory of Evolution). Maybe His Sauciness, the FSM, will touch you with His Noodly Appendage and you'll realize the truth at last. RAmen. Does anyone else have a little part of their brain that deals with overwhelming stupidity? I think mine just ruptured.

Good sir, if you have ever won any sort of debate with anyone, they must have been literally brain dead. A human vegetable. Actually I retract that previous statement as it isn’t being fair to human vegetables. Maybe if you chose to argue with, say, a loaf of bread. You might be able to win that.

As for Darwin, you might not have noticed, but his theory has every gram of sense to it. It has plenty of physical evidence. What evidence do you have to support that his theory is so truly asinine?

You certainly have done a miraculous job “destroying” all the “crap we people spread.” I believe that the fact that people are still replying to this message on this particular website would reveal that you are fighting a losing battle. FSM, this website, they’re all still here mate.

So at either rate, good luck with your inane battle to destroy us all, its about as effective as Don Quixote’s battle with windmills. In the mean time, feel free to read up on FSMism(and for good measure, maybe Darwin’s Theory of Evolution). Maybe His Sauciness, the FSM, will touch you with His Noodly Appendage and you’ll realize the truth at last.

RAmen.

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]]> By: Shelldigger http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825440 Shelldigger Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:31:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825440 @ 201 "Christian" Maybe someone has covered this, havent read all the replies yet...Here I go. First of all Mr. christian the big bang and the big crunch have nothing to do with evolution. You are discussing cosmology. Evolution stands alone as the history, and the future, of life on this planet. Evolution, as best I can tell, takes over right after the first life sprang into being (simple singular cell organisms) since that moment it has been a dog eat dog world and those that best adapt to their environment pass along traits to their offsping, that favor their survival and abilty to reproduce. Evolution is observed, documented, fact that overlaps many sciences. Amazingly evolution has withstood the last 150 years of investigation, again by scientists in many fields, and the new info coming in only continues to support the theory. So much so, anyone with a half a brain now knows evolution is as much a fact as gravity. Calling evolution a religion is ridiculous. Evolution has facts and observations, piles of data to support it. Religion has what exactly? An oft translated book of myths perpetrated by nomadic goat herders who at that time in history maybe...maybe had a modern third grade education. Said book now in hands of pious dorks (who should get a real job btw) call them priests, reverends, or better yet...charlatans and witch doctors, who because of the power and $ involved continue to operate the biggest scam on the planet. Add the fact that any who would enter a house of worship had best check their logic at the door because...guess what? There may be a sermon today discussing how the world and everything on it was created in 6 days, or maybe a story about talking snakes, or how about an ark that supposedly carried every single form of life on the planet (in two's or sevens depending on your buybull verse) or perhaps a tale of a guy who was swallowed by a freaking whale, survived for several days and was released unharmed. There is so much B.S. in there I dont know how a priest can honestly stand up in front of a crowd and pass all this crap off as a fact...and keep a straight face. The abilty, no, the requirement to delude ones self to the point of denying everday facts, so one can accomodate ones religion, has to be...in my book, plain damn crazy. So...religion, zero facts and 100% delusions, or evolution with mountains of evidence? Your choice. One is religion, the other... just what evidence supports. @ 201 “Christian” Maybe someone has covered this, havent read all the replies yet…Here I go.

First of all Mr. christian the big bang and the big crunch have nothing to do with evolution. You are discussing cosmology. Evolution stands alone as the history, and the future, of life on this planet. Evolution, as best I can tell, takes over right after the first life sprang into being (simple singular cell organisms) since that moment it has been a dog eat dog world and those that best adapt to their environment pass along traits to their offsping, that favor their survival and abilty to reproduce.

Evolution is observed, documented, fact that overlaps many sciences. Amazingly evolution has withstood the last 150 years of investigation, again by scientists in many fields, and the new info coming in only continues to support the theory. So much so, anyone with a half a brain now knows evolution is as much a fact as gravity.

Calling evolution a religion is ridiculous. Evolution has facts and observations, piles of data to support it. Religion has what exactly? An oft translated book of myths perpetrated by nomadic goat herders who at that time in history maybe…maybe had a modern third grade education. Said book now in hands of pious dorks (who should get a real job btw) call them priests, reverends, or better yet…charlatans and witch doctors, who because of the power and $ involved continue to operate the biggest scam on the planet. Add the fact that any who would enter a house of worship had best check their logic at the door because…guess what? There may be a sermon today discussing how the world and everything on it was created in 6 days, or maybe a story about talking snakes, or how about an ark that supposedly carried every single form of life on the planet (in two’s or sevens depending on your buybull verse) or perhaps a tale of a guy who was swallowed by a freaking whale, survived for several days and was released unharmed. There is so much B.S. in there I dont know how a priest can honestly stand up in front of a crowd and pass all this crap off as a fact…and keep a straight face. The abilty, no, the requirement to delude ones self to the point of denying everday facts, so one can accomodate ones religion, has to be…in my book, plain damn crazy.

So…religion, zero facts and 100% delusions, or evolution with mountains of evidence? Your choice. One is religion, the other… just what evidence supports.

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]]> By: Lundix http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825083 Lundix Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:53:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-825083 Wow. I agree with euancharles. This is increadible. We have to find a new word to describe this troll, as there is no word strong enough, at least not within my vocabulary. Just ... wow... Lol@u, sir, lol@u for failing in such epic measure. Wow. I agree with euancharles. This is increadible. We have to find a new word to describe this troll, as there is no word strong enough, at least not within my vocabulary. Just … wow… Lol@u, sir, lol@u for failing in such epic measure.

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]]> By: euancharles http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-824858 euancharles Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:26:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-824858 I am tempted to believe that if darwin met this man he might actually come to doubt his theory of evolution... How did you slip through the gaps, sir?? I am tempted to believe that if darwin met this man he might actually come to doubt his theory of evolution…

How did you slip through the gaps, sir??

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]]> By: Mad Willy http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-817599 Mad Willy Thu, 28 May 2009 16:45:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-817599 Hmmf ! Dang blaggert neffer cum back fer a goode ole rownde offe mawCurry . Musta bin a goode fashioned troll from daze goon by ....* sigh * Why duz ye lot get alla bess trolls ? Weed addint hadda decint fowl troll fer almoss too yeers ! Hows bowt ye lot send 'em o'er to thee fore arm ? Tank ye . Hmmf !

Dang blaggert neffer cum back fer a goode ole rownde offe mawCurry .

Musta bin a goode fashioned troll from daze goon by ….* sigh *
Why duz ye lot get alla bess trolls ?

Weed addint hadda decint fowl troll fer almoss too yeers !

Hows bowt ye lot send ‘em o’er to thee fore arm ?

Tank ye .

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-817559 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Thu, 28 May 2009 14:47:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-817559 If the Asetarian is any example, man HASN'T evolved much. If the Asetarian is any example, man HASN’T evolved much.

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]]> By: P-tricky http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-817416 P-tricky Thu, 28 May 2009 05:45:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-817416 I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. RAmen. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

RAmen.

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]]> By: Long John Silver http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-811311 Long John Silver Thu, 14 May 2009 16:54:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-811311 > ...that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. So a bit like your head then? RAmen. So say we all. > …that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it.

So a bit like your head then?

RAmen.

So say we all.

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]]> By: r4m3nzor http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-807443 r4m3nzor Sat, 09 May 2009 23:53:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-807443 EGO MUCH EGO MUCH

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]]> By: adam http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-794469 adam Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:28:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-794469 have you read darwins theory? It relies on scientific fact, and has many more grams of sense than any god. however, our religion accounts for that, with the fsms noodly appendages have you read darwins theory? It relies on scientific fact, and has many more grams of sense than any god. however, our religion accounts for that, with the fsms noodly appendages

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]]> By: MeMe http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-789433 MeMe Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:26:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/10/08/have-fun-with/#comment-789433 No "evolutionist" would waste their time debating this douche bag. There are many things that impact our daily life (medications!?!) that are fundamentally anchored in theories of evolution. So good luck, Asetrian, if you get MRSA. The whole "evolutionist" thing really strikes a nerve. I think many people who use evolutionary theories for their work/research are not trying to be dogmatic but are just trying to use empirical evidence to explore our world. People like Asetrian are either not smart enough or not educated enough to realize that. No “evolutionist” would waste their time debating this douche bag. There are many things that impact our daily life (medications!?!) that are fundamentally anchored in theories of evolution. So good luck, Asetrian, if you get MRSA.

The whole “evolutionist” thing really strikes a nerve. I think many people who use evolutionary theories for their work/research are not trying to be dogmatic but are just trying to use empirical evidence to explore our world. People like Asetrian are either not smart enough or not educated enough to realize that.

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