Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian
Have fun with your nonsense
Published by Bobby Henderson October 8th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 287 Comments
287 Responses to “Have fun with your nonsense”
This great, hilarious, this person really needed his ego boost to cite a super models blog conversation as the height of intelligent conversation. I’m sure he found a lot of varied intelligent conversation there…. After all a lot of people go to super model sites to read the articles.
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Asetrian
Congratulations! You have won the CoFSM “Wanker of the Week” award. There is a lot of tough competition to receive this honor, but you singlehandedly aced the field!
Please post again here to accept your award.
By the way, how is your grasp of molecular bio and genetics? What’s that?
Ahhh…I see. With all the singlehanded typing and your other hand being busy…your grasp is already full. Never mind, you may grow out of it…or not!
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I’d rather believe in science than have my answer that has plagued humanity for thousands of years: “Magic man dun it”
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Arrgh, I be scared. The Asetrian has access to AOL. That’s like training wheels for the Internet, dude. Crowing about your trolling there just reinforces what an idiot you are.
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oooo, I like a challenge. Do you know someone who has one? Because your’s isn’t that hard.
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This Asetrian obviously views the FSM less as a parody deity and more as a Mortal Kombat-style deathmatch. I would be glad to take you on in a nationally televised event, as any follower of logic and this site would. I really want to to this, as I haven’t had a chance to slam a creationist lately, though the vice-presidential debates gave me a few chuckles. If you want to go the same way as Palin, disgraced by someone with a superior intellect (Biden), bring it on. I love an idiot to rip apart.
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Please destroy it all.
Honestly if you could destroy it all wouldn’t you of by now?
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I’m sorry, did you mean to say “single-handedly”?…..twice…haha, clearly all Christians are highly educated.
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dude i will actually pwn you into oblivion I’m with tree here, you name a date and I’ll burn you down. what kind of simplton thinks he best a theory that has been tested time and time again. If you are serious, and i hope you are, then i have to respect the fact that you didn’t boast religion in your post. However, you cut out science as a backer. What’s your argument going to be (mocking) “no no no you’re wrong and i’m right”. Bring it
RAmen
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Avaunt, foul heretic! Assail us, would you? Bring me my Bow of burning gold. Bring me my Arrows of desire. Bring me my Spear. O clouds unfold. Bring me my Chariot of fire! I will not cease from Mental Fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand. Who is this Adrianne Curry anyway? (Google… images… Ooo!)
Good luck guys!
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Nothing I could say would be as hilarious as the tripe you just tried to feed us. I much prefer noodles.
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You claim to be a very educated, powerful and well-known figure in the field of evolution and creationism debating. So much so, you even claim that Darwin would be frightened of you if he know you.
-Darwin (as you said) has never heard of ‘The Asetrian’, nor have any of us Pastafarians, and nor (most likely) has anyone who watches televsion.
-Most Pastafarians know who Darwin is, most people who watch television know who Darwin is, Charles Darwin knew who Darwin was.
-Darwin wrote and published several books and papers on evolution. These books and papers were backed up by lots of scientific evidence and experiments. Millions of people around the world firmly belive that what Darwin wrote was the truth (because it is).
-The Asetrian posted one poorly written, grammatically incorrect piece of hate mail. This post was backed up by no evidence. No one belives anything The Asetrian wrote to be the truth (because none of it is).
Darwin would not be scared of you. He would still have discovered evolution. Darwin’s smart and you’re a complete psychopath.
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Adrianne Curry’s blog, eh?
You know, lust is a mortal sin. You’re going to hell.
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Smells like a troll.
A bad one, at that.
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Wow this guys stupid. Everyone knows the flying spaggetti monster exist.
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Hey Smarty Pants!!
If you don’t like the results of the scientific method, then I suggest the following:
1. Quit driving, flying, and taking the train. Your LORD IN HEAVEN certainly wouldn’t want you using fossil fuels and technology discovered using trial and error, evidence, experimentation, and all that crazy stuff!!
2. Next time you get sick and your doctor prescribes you some real medicine, you must pass on it, given that it is all sciency and stuff.
3. When the hordes are at the gate of the US, pick up your pitchfork, because our military uses other sciency stuff, like radar, lasers, wireless communications, and all those other things from Satan’s lair.
4. That food you are eating…full of pesticides and fertilizers. Can’t eat that either. That shit ain’t in the Bible!! Also, it was brought to your supermarket by tricks of the devil (see number 1 above).
5. By the way, how is all that is HOLY did you write this email to us Pastafarians? After all, I am sure a GOD FEARIN man like yourself would not blaspheme the LORD’D by using those light bulbs and fancy ‘puters invented by scientists.
May His Noodly Appendage open your heart, mind, and eyes.
Strippers and beer for everyone! ARggggg….
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You like men ! ! !
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@ Plague Chicken # 74,
Our noble nemesis The Asetrian, of course, deserves all the credit, as I’m sure he’d tell you. After all, not many can serve up tee balls like he did.
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October 8th, 2008 at – sigh Says:
“1) Evolution isn’t a theory any more, it’s been proven.”
According to the United States National Academy of Sciences,
Some scientific explanations are so well established that no new evidence is likely to alter them. The explanation becomes a scientific theory. In everyday language a theory means a hunch or speculation. Not so in science. In science, the word theory refers to a comprehensive explanation of an important feature of nature that is supported by many facts gathered over time. Theories also allow scientists to make predictions about as yet unobserved phenomena.
(taken from wikipedia)
Because of the nature of scientific theories, they cannot be “proven”. To “prove” something we’d have to replicate it, and while we can replicate bacterial evolution, I doubt that Believers like our most wise and astute President W and Asetrian are likely to take such as proof.
I like many of you would love it if this fellow would continue to post, but it seems the verbal ability of this lil community has undone him. Ahh well, so much for the fun.
Tonight I make spaghetti with meatballs!
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To The Arsetrain.
You sad man
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RAmen, billy wright.
RAmen.
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“I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution.”
OOH OOOOOH ME FIRST ME FIRST!!!! By the way, you should learn the English language before you go on a debate and make a fool of yourself. You don’t want to be the next Sarah Palin after all :D
RAmen
Your’s Truly,
Pope Pixel I, Wench-Addict
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Obviously, evolution has never been explained to you, as you’re calling it rediculous.
Also, I accept your challange.
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Look on the bright side; at least this one understands the concept of satire. Coupled with the comparatively error-free spelling and grammar, I think we have evidence that creationist dumb-asses are evolving.
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This weirdo just proved that AOL stands for: Anus On Line.
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Damn, just went to her site. Ahhh yeeeaaaaahhh! I’ll never turn down curried meat ever again. Forget the blog, thanks for the whack-off material duder Asetrian.
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I -hope- this is a fake.
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obviously some one has never told that person all the holes in the whole Christianity religion
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I can’t stop laughing, what a cute way to cheer us up, mr Asetrian
Have fun with your nonsense you too, thank you vary much :P
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The Vince McMahon of fundamentalists
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The Asetrian (if that IS your real name…),
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Though I’m guessing you’re a fake given the nature of the Adrianne Curry blog, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and accept your challenge. Here’s some statements you can start with:
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1. Evolution can be attributed as the cause of all life and behavior on Earth.
2. Evolution can be (and is) seen on both a macro and micro level.
3. Fossil evidence provides ample evidence for both the evolution and speciation of our own species and that of most early life.
4. The basic tenants of Natural Selection can still be broadly applied, just as Darwin stated in Origin of Species and Descent of Man.
5. Genetic evidence supports the principles of evolution.
6. Creationism is not a science, nor is I.D.
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Please, counter these statements with whatever you have and we’ll start the debate. I assure you, I can support all of these statements with concrete examples and academic references if you truly want them.
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Cheers,
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P.E.T.
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Goodness, can’t tell if I desire to kiss, or kick, Asetrian. Didn’t know what an “Adrienne Curry” was, before, as if that could matter. But! – excellent “trolling,” (about 125 comments in 2 days, as of Oct. 11, is no mean harvest). Thanks.
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How I love the friendship The Asetrian shows us, even though we think of things different.
I also love the way you want to cooperate with others, even the christian ‘god’ needed the help of his son in some cases, so why do you think you are better?
I hope His Noodlyness wil one day thouch you.
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We should sell this to Pay Per View with two rules
1.both candidates shall be shackled to the floor
2.the studio audience will be given a button to press when they wish for the speaker to be gagged if the majority decides the speaker shall be gagged for 5.7 min.
I would love to see a Biblethumper cry or at least cover their ears and yell na nanaa nannananannananaanananaanaannananana I’m not listening NNAAAAANAAANANAAANNAAAAAANAAAA I’M NOT LISTENING
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“I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me.” Surely your god is supposed to be the omnipotent, omniscient one and not you? Aren’t you supposed to be a bit more humble than that? The lord your god is a jealous god: he’s going to be pissed off at you for destroying his infidels for him. Better watch out, Arsepain…
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Asetrian,
Are you really trying to have this battle? I’m only 14 and I can tell your an egotistical MORON. First of all, just because you don’t believe in a persons idea, doesn’t give you the right to make fun of their idea. Also, just because you don’t understand Darwin’s theory of evolution, doesn’t give you a right to bash it. Since the BIBLE has zero sense in it! I mean really, Adam and Eve? What a bunch of BULL. Secondly, it’s a free country! How would you feel if someone told you YOUR religion is nonsense? This is what you’re doing to all the Pastafarians! Let people believe what they want to believe (or make fun of) and let it go.
Have fun with you own nonsense,
Pixel Chixle
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AOL. You already lost the argument.
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I’m calling Poe’s Law…
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lol seems like someone’s been a troll to long.
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Adrienne Curry? We can’t possibly be talking about the bi-sexual gothic model could we? Christianity isn’t so bad after all.
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I’m sorta loving that for once, all the comments on a single post are all in agreement (though it’s against the original post).
Pastafarians truly unite in adversity.
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Next, he’ll be debunking the theory of gravitation (i.e gravity)….
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ZOMG i’m like totally convinced now. LOL WTF OMG
so, now that i’m completely clear on the fact that gawd planted dinosaurs under the soil simply for our amazement and farks up the readings on all C-14 tests just to keep up the ruse, riddle me this batman: why didn’t the dinosaurs EAT FUCKING EVERYTHING ON THE ARK. why aren’t dinosaurs in the bible?
YOU’RE A STUPID ASSHAT
seriously, i’m more ready to accept that god created evolution way before i’m ready to accept your utterly retarded theory on creation. stupid FUCK
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AND ONE MORE THING
SERIOUSLY
everyone go grab some tissues, make sure no one is at home and GOOGLE Adrienne Curry IMMEDIATELY
SERIOUSLY
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You’re on! Bring it Big A. You name the nationally televised public forum, I’ll be there with bells on.
I assume you win your arguments by being louder and interrupting your opponent, so perhaps we should have Tom Brokaw moderate. He seems to be a stickler for the rules!
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i’m shaking in my boots! gee! i hope i don’t get crucified! and what the f*ck!?! starting your name the word ‘the’ is just stupid! if this were a comic book you would be the fat guy trying to pull off the leather jumpsuit and you’d end up dead in 2 issues tops and end up flat on your *ss within the first issue. do the world a favor, take one for the team like jesus, and never reproduce.
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P.S.- Sylvester Stallone could totally kick your *ss!
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Despite his bluster, I accept his challenge. I’m sure I can handle any argument of his. Of course, this excludes the devastating banana gambit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4). I hope he doesn’t know about it. Shhh. Nobody tell him.
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I think he spelled his name wrong. Should be Assetrian! Apparently he was born without a sense of humor, irony or ability to sense anything intellectual. I suppose he (she?) is proud of that.
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Is this the most roundabout way of making that model’s site get more hits?
(Can he be that smart?)
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