Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian
Have fun with your nonsense
Published by Bobby Henderson October 8th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 287 Comments
287 Responses to “Have fun with your nonsense”
My gosh. You sound like Hitler!
Listen to yourself. It’s ridiculous.
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To me this e-mail lost validity when Asterian issued the challenge “see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol”. AOL? really? werd? Can I has war on interwebz ams be showing yous guys?
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I’ll get right to the point…bullshit.
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“Have fun with your nonsense” . . .
Don’t mind if I do. And you with yours.
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You may actually be suffering from intense paranoid schizophrenia, because you are experiencing some amazing delusions.
Those who think evolution holds no sense wouldn’t know sense if it they witnessed it raping and killing, under surveillance, and in broad daylight.
RAmen Mateys!
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Umm…ok. You’re on.
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He is obviously the last survivor of an evolutionary dead end.
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To The Asetrian,
I am the producer of a nationally televised news program. If you would be willing to appear on our program I hereby invite you. Please join us. We have only one prerequisite, you need to write approximately 500 words, in good English, covering the topics upon which you would be prepared to debate. This requirement is so that we may invite other guests of an equal calibre to debate with you. Do not hesitate to reply, we wait with baited breath.
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And they call us nonsensical?
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Another tosser.
This is getting boring so to get straight to the point, if I met you, rather than a long winded debate, I’d probably just smack you straight in the mouth and therefore prove ‘the survival of the fittest’ is indeed correct.
May His Noodly Appendage reach you before the men in white coats.
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Guys with egos like this are almost always caught by thier mommies while jerking off in the corner of their room with their high school year book. The lucky ones are still teenagers when this happens, but I have a feeling this guy is about fourty, bald, and living in his parents basement.
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You were so busy telling us how easily you were going to win that you forgot to…win.
failure to think initiated: non-thunked about it
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“Wow. The delusions-of-grandeur approach. I think that may be a new one here.”
Agreed. Definitely a refreshing change from the usual, unimaginative hate and violence.
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I’m so sorry about your penis. It must be very small and you are compensating for it with a hellishly bloated ego. There are medications for that, even some surgical procedures also. Perhaps you should consider them so you can live a life that is real and meaningful.
Have a nice day!
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When did scientific debate merge with professional wrestling?
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@Petey-Pie Post#31
I loved your condescending approach to this latest lunatic… most amusing…
You say “I (among others I’m sure) am a lazy bastard.” But that can’t be true… you (among others I noticed, who posted here after you, like Sean Boyd) actually checked up on the blog, to find out if this guy is for real!!!!!!!
Haven’t you got anything better to do than investigate the deliriums of these madmen with delusions of grandeur?
I am very impressed by your scientific attitude towards ascertaining the truth of Asetrian’s claims (investigate, verify and confirm) but if you wanted proof of his psychosis I think you were wasting your time… It should have been clear just from reading his blatherings that the guy’s grip on reality is virtually non-existent!
But perhaps you wanted to see if there were any glittering gems of lunacy comparable to what he posted on this site?? In that case if your investigations bear any fruit do please post them here for us!
Good luck Sherlock!
The guy has a great future in comedy, or as a special permanent guest on the Jerry Springer show! It would indeed be disappointing if he turned out to be a fake!
Ah well, Pesto be upon you too brother!
P.S. Your “lazy” research has inspired me and I visited The Official Blog of Adrianne Curry. It starts off with some nice comments like:
“For one religion to claim it is THE religion is almost laughable. All of our religions are nothing but a collection of stories and ancient rituals of the past.“
But then she shoots herself out of the sky by saying:
“Is there a God? I personally believe there is. I believe in good and evil, and I am on the good side. ; ) “
Anyway she is incredibly fuckable so I forgive all her inconsistencies!
Perhaps I have identified Asetrian’s alter-ego on the site in the person of “truthdigger” who says:
your god did a good job with creation if he couldn’t even get his most precious creations to behave themselves and had to keep torturing them with death – until of course, Jesus meak and mild came along and created hell – then we could get punished for all eternity.
Then he says:
Okay Adrianne: You doubt the bible but you believe in god and Jesus – where did you get the information from. Adrianne have you ever been diagnosed? – because what I have seen of you, especially you in Russia in the curch and at the zoo, you are in serious need of some medication. I’m totally not joking – you are really in need of professional help – Chris must have enough money to put you in a good place for a month – if not, he could always borrow it from Florence. I’m sure she would love to see you locked up like most of America
The erratic spelling fits the profile, as does the delirious tone of a madman attacking for the sake of attacking and abusing for the sake of abusing, without seeming to have any particular point of view or opinion of his own….. I think the poor guy just needs to have some good sex and get his rocks off (but now he’s really blown his chances with Adrianne Curry!)
BTW Adrianne’s blog has some great stuff like this:
ofcourse there is a god , I belive in god cuz When we look around the universe, we see an unbelievably order.
Everything is in a strict but in a cute order. Everyone does his job perfectly. Stars are shining and revolving without stopping… The sun sets and rises… The earth goes around without crushing into any other planets. The cows are giving milk nonstop. The beings are in an order.
if u really want the answer the real answer 4 ur question u should read the qura’an and belive me you’ll find so many answers for alot of questions
what’s the meaning of life ? and who created this incridble world and why ? who created us and why ? how many gods are there ?
the answers in al-qura’an
Beautiful evidence that “unintelligent design”, ugly grammar (such as endless strings of subordinate and relative clauses), terrible spelling, non-sequiturs and clumsy, confused or ambiguous expression of over-complicated and undigested ideas are all rather typical of all religious “believers”… not just Christians! (“The cows are giving milk non-stop”…… that is just great!)
Looks like I had nothing better to do either!
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OH MAI GAWD GAIZ HE WINS ARGUMENTS ON AOL OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO
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Wow!
I’ve just found another gem on Adrianne’s blog:
as far as god is concerned , i feel like humans are not a product of evolution or native to this planet originally . i believe we are the product of some ancient hybridization between Neanderthals and an extraterrestrial life form .
there is still a huge missing link in the evolution theory. we have made technological leaps and bounds . especially in the last 100 years . it does not jive with creationalist and evolutionist views . this is only my conclusion after having studied on the subject for many years.
After having studied WHAT subject for many years?? Applied psychopathology??
I feel I must thank Asetrian for alerting me to the existence of this wonderful Adrianne Curry’s blog….. it’s almost as funny as the FSM site… and it’s run by a beautiful woman who isn’t ashamed to show her naughty sexy bits to all and sundry! (couldn’t we adopt her as the daughter of the FSM?)
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Asetrian,
By “win” I’m sure you mean spout your nonsense repeatedly, ignoring all reason and logic until you finally declare your points the only ones that make sense and leave, feeling contended in your “win”, when in reality you were intellectually pwned in every way and you were just too dense and blinded by your religious indoctrination and brainwashing to see through your ridiculous theories and fail logic.
That’s how these things usually go.
-Katie
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1) Evolution isn’t a theory any more, it’s been proven.
2) I went too that blog, the “Asetrain” hasn’t made any comments.
3) Good luck with that debate.
4) I reccomend you see a therapist about those delusions.
5) RAmen
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I googled your name, but all I found was this website. You’re a bit big-headed if you’re claim to fame is sending hate-mail saying that you’re better than everyone.
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FSM-Damn, Asetria! WTFSM??? Not everyone is out to get you (or your mythological values) schizo. Take your thorazine and chill brother or they’ll have to put the straight-jacket back on you.
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Am I really the first person to suggest that this isn’t the ONLY thing this individual masters “single handedly”??
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@ Sean Boyd #35
…the ‘density of sense’ comment had me breathless for almost 5 minutes. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Credit for the assist goes to our poster, who made such hilarity possible…
jocularity…jocularity
PC
*giggle*
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I’m impressed. I haven’t seen that much anger in quite a while. Even though he or she is somewhat provoking I’m not worried. Once the meds kick in all will be fine again. No need to go over what has already been said about the lack of grammar. I’m just curious as to just when and where this great challenge will take place. Keep me posted, the Asetrian. you do know of course that eventually you will go the way of the dinosaur. The net is too big and you are too small. All your religious furver (sic) is just so much wasted energy that could be better spent learning, oh, just about anything really. How to deal with people and life might be a good start. The origin of your religion could also be good for you. Too bad you also won’t be back. More’s the pity.
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Take it easy Mitch. My kids were homeschooled in order keep them from being inundated with Christian BS in the public school system. I was also turned off to public school when a teacher told me that her only problem with my child and his schoolwork was that he “thinks for himself too much.”
Homeschooling allowed them to experience learning instead of sitting in a classroom, staring at a chalkboard, wishing they were doing something else. They are intelligent, educated, out-spoken free-thinkers. Homeschooling, it’s not just for religious nutjobs anymore.
Yarrrrr
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I think the spaghetti monster is fucking awesome, and i truly believe i was created from this thing.
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HAHAHAAAAA! This was great! Oh, blessed and saucy be your funny finger pointings. Way to come to our peaceful front door and threaten us for practicing our faith in peace.
Peace ond love…
Wench Sarah
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*snif* this was funny!!! *wipes tears from eyes* Precious! I think Ron’s right though: remeber to take you pills Asetrian. (doesn’t that sound very much likes that dog-breed: alsatian?)
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Dusty: that was Adam Curry, another megalomaniac, not as funny as this guy though!.
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It might just be Adrienne herself :) Trying for some more visits to her site!
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Wow! For once we have hate mail that is actually funny!
ramen
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Anyone submitted this to FSTDT yet? Because it’s a cracker.
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Well, damn.
Name your time, place, and willing-and-able news/television agency willing to partake. I’ll gladly lay you to waste, although it would be far more amusing to stop on by your website and randomly leave a message boasting of my superior intellect and debate skill. What little do you know, your every word, thought, feeling, and false inspiration is but He who has thought it before, and for you…The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen (I’m catching on)
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I can see from Adrienne’s very popular and still active blog that you’ve not completely finished her, Arsestrain. She’s not weeping or throwing herself upon God’s feet for forgiveness. Damn she’s cool – thanks for the introduction. I didn’t find any of your badass talkin’. Must be too busy with the single hand.
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Well, at least he’s partaking of that good ol’ humble Christian spirit, just like his Lord…
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Hold, my fellow pirates, this smells like a dirty trick to make us visit the crappy blog of this model\reality star. Asetrian is just bogus.
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Dear The Asetrian, I, on behalf of His Noodlyness, am here to inform you that neither I or His Noodlyness are amused with your claims. While both I and His Noodlyness fear that your head may never be able to fully withdraw from your anal hole, we still want to help you see, see the truth and the glorious Noodly Appendages’ of the great FSM. It is never too late, don’t forget that.
ramen
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scimmia @68, I don’t know if she could be the FSM’s daughter, but I’d certainly nominate her as one of the top-of-the-line models for the stripper factory production line.
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@The Asetrian
I checked out the blog… however, if you indeed posted there, I was incapable of determining which nom-de-geurre you assumed, or which thread you decided to shit on. Regardless, your belief that you are capable of intelligently argueing any point whatsoever is a severe delusion. . I’m not sure whether you are some sort of dismissive egotist, or if you are simply unintelligent.
Darwinism doesn’t have a grain of sense in it? Are you really serious when you write that? Try actually studying evolution… if you still consider it nonsense, even after you have been given fact after fact, then there is really no hope.
In truth, surveying you supposed conquests is largely unesessary in drawing those conclusions. Your post here is all that is needed. However, if you are set on having a debate with someone holding the atheist and/or darwinian viewpoints, just put in a request here, with a link to where you wish the debate to take place.
I can guarantee that there’ll be some interest.
RAmen
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LMAO. You think just like all these close-minded idiots who send hate mail. Y’know, I’m gonna check out your blog so I can laugh even harder.
BBHNA!
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try arguing in a setting other than a catholic middle school debate. you will lose.
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Ouch. I’m away from this site for two days and look what I missed! I almost thought this was a spoof, it’s so perfect, but then he kept misspelling “handedly”. I think I’m beginning to see how he “wins” arguments against evildoers like atheists and evolutionists. It’s either as KatieBug says in #69, essentially shouting the loudest, or it’s like a drive-by shooting where he makes a ridiculous post and then runs away before he can hear everyone laughing. I guess we’ll see if Dave gets a response!
By the way, LionyGoodness, I was also under the impression that all Homeschooling was done by and for religious nutjobs, so thanks for correcting me on that. I won’t jump to conclusions anymore. My kids are doing great in public school, having been raised nonsense-free, but every once in a while they come home with a “what the hell?” story about one of their classmates. Fortunately, most of the over-the-top christians they run up against are in the same intellectual league as Mr. Arse-trian, so it’s never been a problem.
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One would think that with all of the threats and assumptions of power that this would come with some form of a publicly posted e-mail or address or any location that it could be responded to other than our forum. Unless you can travel to the imaginary world where your god exists and bring him back with you, you can’t prove anything or win anything, especially with this group of pirates!
RAmen
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Oh and I just created an aol chat and it seems to be going well.
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Let’s make it a cage match, punk. YOu and me. Two men enter, one man leaves. Neal and the assmaster in THUNDERDOME!
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“Have fun with your nonsense” Don’t worry – we will.
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There’s no way this is serious. AOL? Come on no one uses that as a badge of honor.
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61 – October 8th, 2008 at – Cape Buffalo
My dad is 38-bald, and lives in his parents basement…….He’s a total loser too.
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God is the one that gave you the imagination to think that way, so i find it SAD but who am i to judge!! Im NOT GOD!!
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This mail smells funny, a bit like bat droppings.
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