Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian
Have fun with your nonsense
Published by Bobby Henderson October 8th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 287 Comments
287 Responses to “Have fun with your nonsense”
Ooh, I LOVE this one! Wasn’t Adreinne Curry one of the first MTV V-Jays?
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But will you single-handedly use spellcheck?
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Wow, that clinches it for me then. Let’s throw away literally tons of physical evidence, millions of specimens & thousands upon thousands of mutually re-enforcing observations just because you ‘win’ internet blog arguments.
“If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it.” – priceless!
So tell me, how do you ‘win’ your arguments by the way? Do you instantly turn atheists & evoltionists into creationists by your amazing powers of rhetoric alone? Or, as I suspect, do you just trot out the same creationist clap-trap, call it ‘fact’ & sit back on your smug arse believing yourself to the the cleverest man/woman (I’m guessing man and poorly educated at that) to have ever lived?
I bet Prof Dawkins and all of the other hundreds of educated & free-thinking people of the world are literally shitting themselves!
Sod off please.
RAmen
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if you can spew nonsense like that we have already won
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I am concerned that your claim may be false. You portray yourself as this all knowing destroyer of faiths and blogs yet we have been around for a quite some time and you are just now finding out about us.
We hope that one day you are touched by His Noodley Appendage!
RAmen
~MB
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Ohhhh no, please Asetrian, don’t hurt us with your powers. Please show me mercy….
Hmmm, threats without any coherent arguement to back them up. You’re basically saying stop or you’ll punish us; people like you are why people like us fight religion.
You are a fanatical, ignorant coward that proves evolution by being the missing link. Well done!
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PS It’s handedly, not handidly and names/abbreviations (AOL, Darwin) use capital letters you child of an illiterate, illigetimate, sibling, trailer trash parents.
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Mr. Burns: “Ohh, the Germans are coming after me! I’m so scared!”
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Congratulations, Mr Ego! May I draw your attention to my own personal, three-point argument:
1. You’re wrong.
2. I’m right.
3. Shut up.
Your turn.
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I bet this guy has a handle bar mustache, dresses in all black with a black top hat, and ties people to train tracks. Boohahaah! Boohahah!
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I have a feeling that he(?) is threatening us. Just so you know, Darwin is a scientist, and probably wouldn’t care about someone who can use fairy tales on a forum. And what makes you better than every other theologian that has tried to disprove us? The fact that you can post on blogs and forums? When and where will this one on several thousand persons public forum take place? I would enjoy verbally beating the shit out of you. Fascist.
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Self-important much?
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>I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread
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All of it? If you’ve got a solution to the sewage problem, don’t hold back.
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>If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up
>with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single
>gram of sense in it.
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So, when logical thinkers figure out why the sun rises and sets, you accept it, instead of attributing it to some deity. And when logical thinkers figure out what causes lightning and thunder, you accept it, instead of thinking some deity is angry.
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You accept that your deity has created the world with at least some automatic controls, so he doesn’t have to spend all his time in the control room making rain drops drop and bird wings flap and every last little motion that ever was.
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(It’s big of you to think your god is powerful and wise enough build a world that can run itself, at least in part.)
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But when people start noticing that living systems also have some automatic controls that let them adjust and change, to seek out balance with the forces applying to them, that’s when you get upset? And you think the first person to notice this is your personal enemy?
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(Too bad your god isn’t powerful or smart enough to have created evolution.)
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The Monster of Spaghetti which Flies is certainly powerful and wise enough, had he needed to. Of course he didn’t, but still…
Ramen
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Wow. I think we’re supposed to be afraid, but I just can’t find it in me. I think it’s buried under all my astonishment. Look at the grammar and spelling! I’m so proud of our Christian hatemongers. They’re learning and growing up right before our eyes. Too bad this one is stuck at the rebellious teenager phase, but he’ll soon get over that. I wonder if he was home schooled? It would explain the arrogance and lack of dealing with reality.
Dear Mr. The Asetrian,
We respectfully decline your offer to a televised debate. We find that we are unable to debate with you due to the definition of what a debate is. A debate is defined as the action to argue or discuss a question, issue, or the like, as in a legislative or public assembly. Since the existance of the FSM and the issue of evolution are both factual and not in question, the idea of a debate seems pointless. We have come to this conclusion following your standard method of logic. We are right and you are wrong. End of debate. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Supporters of the FSM, evolution and the foundation for a better future based on logic and science.
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Who is this nut case?
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You probably only win national televised events on the televangelist channels. That is the only place people are dumb enough to listen to that crap you call truth
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Well, it is truely a shame. I rather liked this group, but I guess that if we have the near-legendary Asetrian after us, we had better just close everything down, go home and sit in the dark crying.
And I don’t know why you are asking us to look at the blog of some minor starlet (though I might have to check out her Playboy spread). But still, it might be part of your nefarious plot to destroy all of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianne_Curry
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Oh my, aren’t you intelligent?
Wow, i must admit that the comment you just wrote was very nescessary indeed. I am sure many people will enjoy it! :D
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Okay. So, how about outside Downing Street, say… oh, 10PM? Two men enter, one leaves, standard fight to the death rules.
Let’s test your theory.
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I’d love to see that debate. What the hell is an ‘evolutionist’? Before anybody says people who believe in evolution can I point out that there is evidence for evolution so no belief is necessary.
This is either fake or retarded.
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oooooooooooo. Scary.
Take your time. It’s been, what, a hundred years since natural selection was theorized? How long as FSM become widely known? You go ahead and end it. No rush. Thanks for the fair warning.
Arg.
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Hm. Someone needs to significantly up their dosage.
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I hope I’m not the only one who’s now rolling on the floor laughing?
This dude is funny :-) I like him, so peacefull and loving…
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OK, out of curiosity, I just swung by Adrienne Curry’s blog. She questions religion there. It’s still up. No comments or replied by a megalomaniac named Aseterian that I saw.
Reality: 1 Loonie: 0
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Woo Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(Can’t..breathe….laughing too hard!)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…
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Um, yeah, let me know how that works out. RAmen.
-Sarah
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First off, I’m going to go out on a limb to say that you will not “…single handily [sic] take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution.” because nobody is going to nationally televise such a ridiculous event.
Secondly, do you even understand how science works? Because that might help you to better understand the concept of evolution and the overwhelming evidence we have that makes it a scientific theory.
Lastly, um, you may be barking up the wrong tree here because it is obvious to anyone here that the world was created by the FSM…
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The Asetrian is really on a mission, or at least he’s deluded enough to think so! (a mission from the Devil? a mission from God? who knows… but he isn’t half as much fun as the Blues Brothers!)
I was starting to think he could spell until he betrayed his true ignorance by writing “handidly”! Looks like the spell check didn’t get that one… bad luck!
Anyway, maybe someone should tell him that being an evolutionist or an atheist is not some sort of competition. It’s just a case of being intelligent and using one’s intellect to see through centuries of deluded superstitions. Also debate (if it’s intelligent, I don’t mean the Jerry Springer show!) is not all about “winning”. It’s about putting your ideas across clearly and understanding other people’s ideas. I’m afraid Asetrian fails miserably on both those counts! (it isn’t even clear if he’s a Christian or not… or maybe Asetrianism is a weird new sect which believes in attacking everything it is unable to understand?)
I have 2 constructive suggestions for Asetrian:
1) If he wants a competition maybe he should take up sport or competitive tiddly-winks (that should be about right for his mental level)
2) If he wants slanging matches and abuse instead of intelligent debate then maybe he should put his name down for the Jerry Springer show. (I’m sure they’ll love him!)
In any case he shouldn’t waste his time trying to write intelligent criticism until he is intelligent enough to understand what he’s criticising! (if he understood them he probably wouldn’t need to criticise them!)
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An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition!
No it isn’t.
Yes it is!
It’s not just contradiction. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘No it isn’t.’
Yes it is!
No it isn’t!
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I have a funny feeling George Bush wrote this post. This guy sounds like a ‘decider’. Also uses grams for measurement, much like our cocaine loving president!!
If you intend to “single handily” disprove anything you might want to learn what a paragraph and a sentence are, and how they work together to form a complete thought.
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What the Fack is “Asetrian?”
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“I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win.”
Of course you will dearie… everybody has a dream I guess ^^ *pats on head*. Some advice: I believe the word is ’single-handedly’, looked like you were having trouble deciding there. It’s a pain I know but trivial spelling is vital if you want people to think you are smarter than Darwin AND every single evolutionist (although in all honesty, I doubt many do).
Oh, and I (among others I’m sure) am a lazy bastard. you could’ve posted some links to make these amazing feats of debating ability more accessible. AOL and some blog is a bit vague. I checked up on the blog, on the ‘Is there a god?’ entry (for lack of a more obvious entry. heh.)It’s just a bit confusing, it refers a bit to the personal beliefs of a few, but doesnt conclude… well, anything… who are you on it? elaborate please. It would just be disappointing if you turned out to be a fake :(
Ah well, Pesto be upon you.
RAmen.
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If Darwin knew of you he would no doubt have concluded that some organisms hadn’t evolved at all.
Oh, and it’s ‘Single handedly’ not ’single handidly’ or ‘handily’.
After ‘Dont believe me’ you should have put a question mark, as it stands you are instructing us not to believe you.
‘darwin’ should have a capital D.
You missed an ‘a’ between ‘with’ and ‘ridiculous’.
As for you destroying all this…I don’t believe you.
‘I will single handily (sic) take on…’ That would indicate that you have it all set up, so where? when? I’ll tune in! Of course maybe you don’t have it set up, in which case you should have said that you are WILLING to take on…etc etc
I bet we never hear from, or of you again.
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POUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awesome! A person so intelligent that he can destroy every evolutionist arguments, but who just can see the very simple purpose of the existence of this site. Wow, I’d say it’s the most disturbed overconfident prick to ever post on this forum.
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Okay, so what’s your point?
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Yo Asetrian,
Can’t find you anywhere except here using good old Google. Are you arguing with yourself on some private blog no one else knows about? If you’ve got proof that a deity exists, please post it here. I’m sure that Bobby Henderson, the creator of this site, would be happy to post such proof. I challenge you right now…bring on your proof, and let the good people of this forum judge for themselves. As far as this post, I’ve a few comments:
1. It’s Adrianne Curry, not Adrienne Curry. Honestly, if your claim to fame is that you argued with a supermodel and won (not that I can find you on her blog, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt) then you’re not setting your standards very high.
2. I didn’t know sense was measured in grams. What’s the molar mass of sense, so I have an idea how much a gram really is. What I’m getting at is an idea of how dense your sense is. I suspect it’s pretty dense.
3. The word is handedly, not handily, handidly, or any other misspelling of which you might conceive.
4. I do believe no atheist or evolutionist has won an argument against you. Neither do I believe you’ve ever bested them in verbal jousting.
5. English is not an article-free language. One does not come up with ridiculous theory. Perhaps A ridiculous theory.
Have a good life.
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Have you stopped taking the yellow tablets? You know they’ll lock you up again.
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Wow. The delusions-of-grandeur approach. I think that may be a new one here.
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Why are these guys always the “hit and run” types? Come on–post, chat, convince me! Let’s dismantle the last 100 years of scientific consensus together!
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By the way, “Asetrian” returned exactly two hits on Google. This post was one of them, and the other is confusing–it’s an OCR goof from a scan of The Daily Alta Californian newspaper, page 2 that lists “Asevrian” as a language taught at the University of Berlin.
As far as I can see, your blogging CV started and ended on this web site.
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Obviously a troll. If he/she is not, this is not worth commenting on. It is interesting this person claims openly to be such a “Master Debater”.
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I have to learn not to read hate mail posts while I’m taking a sip of soda. I just blew a whole mouthful out through my nose and all over my keyboard. Gross.
RAmen
ET
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i assure you it is legitimate
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NOT HIM!!! Whoever he is…
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I hope he will answer us back, this one is way to amusing to just post that hatemail and run off like a coward.
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Wow. You are going to take on thousands of years of Scientific Theory on evolution? Dating back to Aristotle?
So, in essence you are going to replicate EVERY SINGLE scientific experiment conducted by THOUSANDS of scientists working independently of one another. And in doing so, you are going to have your results published in peer reviewed journals? And these results will prove all of these experiments wrong?
Can’t wait to read it.
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Oh no, please don’t debate with us!
However would we win?!
I mean, we /only/ have scientific evidence.
What are you going to use? A bible?
RAmen.
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What exactly are you you going to do to the atheists and evolutionaries? Make their eyes bleed at some of the truly horrifying punctuation (or lack thereof) present in this post?
That however, is beneath and beside the point. From what I can see, my fellow Pastafarians are less than impressed with your er…”blogging” and that is saying something. We are fairly impressionable, tolerant and forgiving people WHEN HANDED THE RIGHT MATERIAL. You, my friend, have clearly failed to deliver.
As to your challenge?…Bring it on, baby. As a community of fairly literate skeptics we will take you out…if we can be bothered^^
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C’mon assmasterterran, we’ll take you on!
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He wants to take on all evolutionists single handedly because his other hand is busy.
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You are going to outsmart all pastafarian and ruin our religion? Don’t get too carried away now, if you can’t spell ’single handedly’ right how do you expect to take down us?
-Drunken Dogg
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