Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian
Have fun with your nonsense
Published by Bobby Henderson October 8th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 289 Comments
289 Responses to “Have fun with your nonsense”
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Wow! You must be the biggest, bravest christian soldier of them all!
I bow in your presence. I deny evolution.
(just kidding. you truly have NO idea how big a FUCKTARD you are, do you?)
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gosh, i sure wish i had known this guy sooner. Really, if no atheist/biologist/darwinist can stand up to this great creationist, why have we never heard of him before? he should be all over CNN/MSNBC and NPR. sarcasm aside i am surprised he hasnt been on FAUX News.
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THESE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO WORSHIP GOD ARE THE REAL SELL OUTS. ONE OF THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES OF THE RELIGION IS TO ACCEPT THE IDEAS OF OTHERS. MY BEST FRIEND IS AN ATHIEST AND I NEVER TRY TO TELL HIM HE IS WRONG. THESE PEPLE RIDICULING FSMism ARE JUST LIKE THE PRIESTS IN THE STORY WHERE JESUS WAS TALKING TO A PERSON WHO MADE SOME BAD CHOICES AND THEN THE PRIESTS RIDICULED HIM. all the people who ridicule the people who worship a plate of flying spaghetti can count on going to hell for their actions.
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Fucktard really seems to be the insult of choice for the religious right…Just a couple thoughts:
I like this post a lot, I just wish this guy had a little more confidence in himself.
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no way am i letting the zelots on the right hav “fucktard” it is a great word and we should all be able to use it!! they’ve already hijacked “patriot” and “morality” fucktard is a bridge too far!!!
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YOU SERIOUSLY DON”T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION??????????
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Abi, I believe it’s the best explanation for the evidence. What do you beleive, where’s your evidence?
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So, you said you could “single handidly” defeat any scientific argument through your creationism.
How?
Because it seemed to me that you were just trying to prove how ignorant you are. Blind faith (and there’s a reason they call it blind) is not an argument against empirical evidence.
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Motivated by your post I looked on YouTube for atheist versus christian debates and as expected all I found were more christians talking complete crap and more valid points from atheists, so you lose.
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dear confused soul,
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I believe your post is what makes pastafarianism make the most sense. We do not push our religeon upon people, we mearly believe that if one is touched by our great creators noodley apendage. Your anger fuled rant offends me. You insult our beliefe and attemp to disproov it. I ask one question, have you ever seen god, do you know what it looks like. because i have, and its a Flying Spaghetti Monster
-Sam
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Dear Fuckwit,
Oh my Pasta, The fact that you can post that saying Darwin was wrong proves just how bad you have been brainwashed by those bloody christians. Like Someone said earlier “Christians, Jews Islam believe in a talking snake…” That’s just plain stupid.
Ill break it down for you ok?
Christianity:
The Belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie is going to come back to life, to repent all sins of mankind, present because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat some forbidden fruit off a magical tree.
Oh Yeah, Because that’s more ‘nonsense’ than FSM. At the end of the day, nothing really makes sense. Except FSM-ism ^^.
Go Crawl back under your shameful rock Mister Single-Handily.
– Beckyyy.
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“Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread.”
That’s a lot of spaghetti to eat, better get started, douche.
“There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. ”
You’ve obviously never had an argument with anyone smarter than an 8-year old, and besides, being smarter than everyone on AOL isn’t something to brag about…
“If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it.”
If Darwin knew you, he’d probably laugh his ass off at your stupidity. Even if evolution wasn’t supported by any evidence at all, it would still be more valid than Christianity.
“And I will single handidly win. ”
Don’t see how you can win arguments with a hand, other than the obvious “Believe in my religion or I’ll hurt you” argument.
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First of all, I would like to say that this is my first post here as a newly converted Pastafarian. Anyways, I personally would love to see a debate going on between the whole of this site and you, Mr.Sunshine. I find the thought of a big, tough guy like you who could single handidly destroy our faith coming to the realization that he’s nothing more than an angst ridden, snot nosed brat that couldn’t harm a fly with the entire U.S. Army, let alone millions of Pastafarians just beautiful. I hope you’re reading this, Sunshine, and I really do wish that this televized forum of your’s will happen soon, as I could use a good laugh.
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” Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian”
Sheesh the arrogance of this guy is practically drowning the website.
Yeah alright, I’ll take you on in a televised debate, and I’ll prove that both evolution is real, and that FSMism makes a damn sight more sense than Christianity, especially as FSM admits he wasn’t totally with it when he made the universe, I don’t see your god being that honest, do you?
RAmen
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I could easily take you on anyday, and there are millions of others that could do the same, even a nine year old who taks simple science could, and I’m sorry but i don’t think they have debates in the special olympics so I guess your out of luck. I’m sure most of them have enough common sense to beat you too by the way.
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Hey Religionuts,
Fuck all this bullshit debate. The corners are chosen. Here’s the rules: Stay on your fucking side. Religious people: That means NO science. You have god. What do you need science for.
Athiests: No imaginary friends.
FSM: Passsssssssssta!
Ramen
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” Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian”
now this is what I call stupidity with a VENGANCE. lol
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If your going to destroy all we spread then we will do the same to you and your stuff you and your silly religion spreads.
RAmen! :D
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No “evolutionist” would waste their time debating this douche bag. There are many things that impact our daily life (medications!?!) that are fundamentally anchored in theories of evolution. So good luck, Asetrian, if you get MRSA.
The whole “evolutionist” thing really strikes a nerve. I think many people who use evolutionary theories for their work/research are not trying to be dogmatic but are just trying to use empirical evidence to explore our world. People like Asetrian are either not smart enough or not educated enough to realize that.
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have you read darwins theory? It relies on scientific fact, and has many more grams of sense than any god. however, our religion accounts for that, with the fsms noodly appendages
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EGO MUCH
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> …that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it.
So a bit like your head then?
RAmen.
So say we all.
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
RAmen.
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If the Asetarian is any example, man HASN’T evolved much.
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Hmmf !
Dang blaggert neffer cum back fer a goode ole rownde offe mawCurry .
Musta bin a goode fashioned troll from daze goon by ….* sigh *
Why duz ye lot get alla bess trolls ?
Weed addint hadda decint fowl troll fer almoss too yeers !
Hows bowt ye lot send ‘em o’er to thee fore arm ?
Tank ye .
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I am tempted to believe that if darwin met this man he might actually come to doubt his theory of evolution…
How did you slip through the gaps, sir??
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Wow. I agree with euancharles. This is increadible. We have to find a new word to describe this troll, as there is no word strong enough, at least not within my vocabulary. Just … wow… Lol@u, sir, lol@u for failing in such epic measure.
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@ 201 “Christian” Maybe someone has covered this, havent read all the replies yet…Here I go.
First of all Mr. christian the big bang and the big crunch have nothing to do with evolution. You are discussing cosmology. Evolution stands alone as the history, and the future, of life on this planet. Evolution, as best I can tell, takes over right after the first life sprang into being (simple singular cell organisms) since that moment it has been a dog eat dog world and those that best adapt to their environment pass along traits to their offsping, that favor their survival and abilty to reproduce.
Evolution is observed, documented, fact that overlaps many sciences. Amazingly evolution has withstood the last 150 years of investigation, again by scientists in many fields, and the new info coming in only continues to support the theory. So much so, anyone with a half a brain now knows evolution is as much a fact as gravity.
Calling evolution a religion is ridiculous. Evolution has facts and observations, piles of data to support it. Religion has what exactly? An oft translated book of myths perpetrated by nomadic goat herders who at that time in history maybe…maybe had a modern third grade education. Said book now in hands of pious dorks (who should get a real job btw) call them priests, reverends, or better yet…charlatans and witch doctors, who because of the power and $ involved continue to operate the biggest scam on the planet. Add the fact that any who would enter a house of worship had best check their logic at the door because…guess what? There may be a sermon today discussing how the world and everything on it was created in 6 days, or maybe a story about talking snakes, or how about an ark that supposedly carried every single form of life on the planet (in two’s or sevens depending on your buybull verse) or perhaps a tale of a guy who was swallowed by a freaking whale, survived for several days and was released unharmed. There is so much B.S. in there I dont know how a priest can honestly stand up in front of a crowd and pass all this crap off as a fact…and keep a straight face. The abilty, no, the requirement to delude ones self to the point of denying everday facts, so one can accomodate ones religion, has to be…in my book, plain damn crazy.
So…religion, zero facts and 100% delusions, or evolution with mountains of evidence? Your choice. One is religion, the other… just what evidence supports.
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Does anyone else have a little part of their brain that deals with overwhelming stupidity? I think mine just ruptured.
Good sir, if you have ever won any sort of debate with anyone, they must have been literally brain dead. A human vegetable. Actually I retract that previous statement as it isn’t being fair to human vegetables. Maybe if you chose to argue with, say, a loaf of bread. You might be able to win that.
As for Darwin, you might not have noticed, but his theory has every gram of sense to it. It has plenty of physical evidence. What evidence do you have to support that his theory is so truly asinine?
You certainly have done a miraculous job “destroying” all the “crap we people spread.” I believe that the fact that people are still replying to this message on this particular website would reveal that you are fighting a losing battle. FSM, this website, they’re all still here mate.
So at either rate, good luck with your inane battle to destroy us all, its about as effective as Don Quixote’s battle with windmills. In the mean time, feel free to read up on FSMism(and for good measure, maybe Darwin’s Theory of Evolution). Maybe His Sauciness, the FSM, will touch you with His Noodly Appendage and you’ll realize the truth at last.
RAmen.
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Dear Asetrian,
I think you are at the wrong website. Evolution is just a theory. We believe in unintelligent design, and that the universe was created by His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have our Gospel to prove it.
RAmen
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One might be given to wonder, given that he promises to do things “single-handedly”, what his other hand is doing meanwhile.
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Well, come on then, where’s this water-tight and well structured argument? I’ve looked for Adrienne Curry’s blog, but can’t seem to find it, despite this guy’s belief that his “work” is of the utmost importance and finally settles this argument once and for all.
It’s all very well claiming to be able to argue successfully that evolution is one giant daydream, but I’ve yet to see even one part of his argument.
Perhaps he means for us to watch the “nationally televised public forum” that he neglected to name, or give any detail on… maybe that means either it doesn’t exist, or he doesn’t really want us to see it.
Oh, I nearly forgot to mention, I’ve discovered the secrets of time travel!!! Yes, all you nay-sayers will have egg on your face very soon… I won’t say when, or how, or where, but oooooh yes, you should be nervous!!
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Wow… i’m pretty sure I know this guy. I was discussing the pastafarian anthem with my friends and he just jumped me. Screamin’ somehting like ” GOD LOVES ME!!!! DIE DEVIL BOY!!!!!”
Now, what does that say about him?
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Oh no, what would FSM do? What would FSM do? I am so scared of this Asetrian guy.
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Four statements’ worth of your time:
One: I agree with The Asstrain–ahem, Asetrian. There is no Evolution. There is also no Law of Gravity–we are all held onto the Earth by the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodly appendages.
Two: Darwinist Evolution, as according to the principles of New Absolutism, is nothing but an amalgamation of cold facts (now I’m not joking anymore).
1) Genetic heredity
2) Survival of the Fittest
Taken separately, this Asetrian person probably wouldn’t object to each law on its own (unless he’s actually an Elite Fucktard, in which case we’re all out of our depth) but together it adds up to a concoction he/she can’t quite swallow. Why can’t the sum of the parts be equal to the whole anymore?
Three: “The best response to a nonsensical argument is ridicule.” –Thomas Jefferson
Good work
Four: Doesn’t anyone think maybe this guy (or gal) isn’t legit? I mean–no name, no publicity, no great big freaking Forum of the Gods where the Champion of Lunacy defends all comers–could be just some Darwinist tired of the lack of a worthy opponent, planting a fake trash-talking post to unite all us FSMers in common pistness? Whatever, it’s a ‘miraculous’ string, I’m beholden to all you guys.
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If Darwin’s Theory is wrong, then why do kids look like a combination of their parents?
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This guy hasn’t met me. The biggest, baddest ATHEIST of them all. It’s go time.
But seriously, he kinda prides himself a little much. Plus not knowing the basics of the theory of evolution.
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Claiming victory because it is impossible to prove a negative does NOT a victory make. How many teeth do you have broken off at the gum line, again?
You talk about evolution not making any sense – biology is hard for someone with a 1st. grade education to grasp, so of course it doesn’t make sense to you.
Yet a hippie getting nailed to a lowercase T, who’s daddy is a sky wizard that told an 800 year old drunk to build an ark and put 2 of every animal in the WORLD on it make MORE sense? I guess you forgot about the western world – which was UNKNOWN at the time, so it was HARDLY the world – even then 2 of EVERY animal? That fucking thing would be the size of Iraq! YET THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF IT! Not to mention, Noah was 800 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!! 800 sure is a believable age for a drunk living in a time when people died in their 30’s & 40’s because of dirty water, food and lack of medicine.
Goddamn pixie dust is getting thick in here.
Tell you what, which is more believable? That Santa puts presents under your tree, or mommy & daddy lied to you and put them there themselves? Since you loan your mind to delusion and fantasy, I’d say you believe that Santa does it. You also believe in the Easter bunny. The tooth fairy.
So since you believe that because a negative can’t be proved, thus you claim victory, here is a challenge: Bring SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE that FSM DOES NOT EXIST. Bonus points: BRING SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE THAT GOD EXISTS – and NOT testimony – that shit isn’t evidence. But it goes to show how much a Christian knows about anything when they can confuse testimony and evidence with one another.
I’m waiting you imbred fuck.
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