OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-tir
OMG! You people have gone mad!
Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 120 Comments
120 Responses to “OMG! You people have gone mad!”
This guy needs to look in a mirror so he will realize he can say the same about his own religion…
(I’m assuming he is religious on account of he buys that people can actually believe in this, and religious people are the only nutcases crazy enough to buy it.)
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Dear Tir,
Thank you. I’ll take your beliefs of our organization into consideration. We love you and respect your beliefs; can I ask that you do the same for ours?
*Insert your deity here* Bless,
Brad
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LMAO this OMG email ROFL is WTF so LOL annoying BBQ to PVC read ZOGJDR!
Too many inappropriate abbreviated utterances.
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Fake!
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Thanks for your constructive criticism, tir.
We’ll be sure to take it on board.
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looks like we struck a nerve, seeing as she can not form coherent sentences.
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We need a new spammer.
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Would repeating the thing about not getting the sarcasm, or fake mail be just too much?
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I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE!
funny thats what i feel about organised religion as well oh wait this is a disorganised religion… well i guess were fine then
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What can you say to that? Just another hatemail…
well yeah, i’m used to them by now…:-)
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A typical Christian response. Pity. But at least you can spell, although you don’t use capital letters except for cussing (and abbriviations).
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temper temper temper.
have you ever heard of a neat little thing called “satire”
P.S. Pastafarianism teaches tolerance and to be non-dogmatic, you hate mailers make that really difficult. Please stop.
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I fail to see how the exact same comment you made cant be applied to Christianity, or any other religion for that matter, including atheism.
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Yes, you are completely correct, and you can be more correct if you replace FSM with any other religion name.
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Troll?
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Aaarghh, ye kin insult me all ye wants, but when ye call Bobby Henderson “some DAMNED ASSHOLE” ye’ve gone too far. Bobby be a graduate of OSU, where ye be just another hatemailer leaving your ignorant bilge on our site. Since ye like to use ‘breviations, KMPAYSS (Kiss My Pirate Ass, Ye Scurvy Shit). Or to put it in yer base language (Caps Lock On) KISS MY PIRATE ASS, YE SCURVY SHIT !!! May the Great FSM dilute yer grog with piss and place the black spot in yer hand.
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As you stated, we were created by a benevolent(nice/givey) being masquerading as spaghetti at all times, and you are a moron. Following your own explicit advice, you should become as spaghetti is, so go jump in a meat grinder and become a high-calcium sauce for a dish of spaghetti, so that hungry animals in your area can have a decent meal, since they’re likely to come up with better ideas than you in the few days your sauce gives them(do it on a Friday to give the animals a spaghetti day with the rest of us). I totally agree with this sentiment that you’ve put forward, and suggest you follow it beyond it’s logical conclusion, for the betterment of humankind by animalkind’s ideas.
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Please don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think.
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There are a few interesting articles on the net about “why people believe in God” and “why people vote republican”. Some of them are ‘archived’ at http://nobeliefs.com . For a while I was really irritated by the tone of the idiots that wrote hate mail to sites like this one (also see religioustolerance.com). But the more I think about them, it just seems sad and pathetic. Can you imagine living in the world that these people live in? Living in constant fear and getting so worked up over the slightest thing that may challenge or disagree with their convictions? I truley feel sorry for them……………….I’m gonna go hug my kids.
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was tir kidding? obviously nobody, at any point, actually believed or believes in the FSM. the sole, and entire, point is to point out that all religions are as equally believable as the FSM story. as astonishingly obvious as it is that there is no universe-creating piece of pasta, all other religions are no more believable. i feel a bit like a fool for taking the time to explain this, because anybody with half a brain understands that much.
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Isn’t the internet a fantastic thing.
1 – It allows people such as this poster to highlight their very low level of intelligence to the entire world.
2 – Such posts can be made without even the slightest knowledge or understanding of their chosen topic.
In earlier times there would have been an editor to advise against such moronic ranting. Finding idiots used to be a challenge, now they are self advertising.
C’mon idiot posters, expose yourselves and pray that you are saved by his noodliness.
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And just a small hint.
It’s not reallly all about spaghetti.
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He does not believe in his holy Noodlyness! SHUN! SHUN! SHUN! SHUN!
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First of all, He is not a “DAMN spaghetti thing” He is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. And at least we have a plan to stop global warming, other than praying. And, even if we are morons, at least we’re accepting morons, who are willing to let people practice the religion of their choosing, without getting yelled at, and their prophet be called an ass hole. Sorry, a “DAMNED ASSHOLE.”
May you be touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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Fake troll. Too literate despite trying to hide behind the abbreviations. `fess up. Who put this one in?
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…Aloha, tir..spelling=A, use of CAPITAL LETTERS TO DENOTE OUTRAGE=C-, showing complete lack of a satirical bone in the body=A, avoiding the usual religious phrases condemning all on this site to eternal perdition=A…over-all ‘hate mail’ grade=C*
*it should be higher, i admit..i just think you’re a jerk and that skewed the data..
p.s. AARRGGHH!!
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Avast, yee!
Didn’t yer Jesus command yee to ‘love thy neighbor?’ And yee can’t even do that. Arrrr.
So,
By the context of your comment,
You suck at being a Christian.
Ramen.
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So I’ll state it again. The beautiful thing about detractors to His Noodlyness is that it is a mirror into their own souls. You can respond to them and simply substitute whatever it is they believe and you’ll be 100% accurate everytime. To wit:
Tir,
OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by (whatever YOU think we were created by) ROFL! I don’t believe this SHIT which was made up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus..how can global warming be stopped by (whatever inane thing you think it could be stopped by) LMAO! The people who believe in this (whatever you believe in) thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS…this is complete bullshit!
Now, my good Tir…go retrieve your sense of humor, unless your parents have taught you that it makes you naughty, and look at this whole site again. Maybe something vaguely resembling a clue will dawn on you.
I doubt it, however.
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if you really think that people beilve in this then your are just as dumb as the people you try to judge.. dumb ass…
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I assume you just want these people to believe the same as you do, huh? For a start, that’s called fascism, and is generally frowned upon. Bless them for doing something different in a world full of sheep. I don’t agree with Christianity, or the other religions, but I don’t go round shouting at thim and attacking them with poor grammar and spelling. People can believe what they like, and people who try to stop that need to take a long think about it.
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Just like the bible was made up by men and anyone that believes in a magical man in the sky are complete morons too.
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Can’t you just feel the love?
RAmen
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And now you know how we feel about mainstream religions.
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wow you’re an idiot.
a blinded by your own religion idiot.
wow.
just wow.
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Do some research, if everyone was a pirate, there would be significantly less global emissions. No one would drive cars or work in factories. DUH!
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This guy really doesn’t get the point does he.Hard to tell if this is christian backlash or militant atheism – either way he’s a very literal thinker.Best response is laughter.
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Become a pirate and find out.
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Let’s look at the evidence. Firstly, your post. It contains slang language (or “1337″-speak), inappropiate use of apostrophes (”dont’t”), lots of swearing (”DAMNED ASSHOLE”, “DAMN”, “WTF!?”, “SHIT”, etcetera), inappropiate use of punctuation (”WTF!?”) and a failure to type your own name (”tir”).
So, who’s the moron?
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YOU ARE SO INTOLERANT! Can’t you respect other people’s faiths? The Flying Spaghetti Monster looks NOTHING like an asshole. Well, OK, maybe just a little.
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That whooshing sound above your head is called “satire”.
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN god thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by prayer LMAO! The people who believe in this god thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-bri
Wow. A moron calling enlightened ones morons.
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What a loving post. I feel safe inside.
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Well, duh, if you look at the graph you can clearly see the number of pirates is inverse to global temperature. And anecdotally there is evidence of this relationship, too. Have you not noticed how the bitterly cold winters of the last several years are accompanied by an increase in Somali pirating during those months?
And how dare you call Our Prophet an asshole.
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My, my, my. Another dolt has a computer. Well, at least I got a laugh out of it.
Hey tir. (that’s funny) Hater. Maybe that explains the name. I really don’t understand why you don’t like us. Is it because we’re peaceful, loving, intelligent, and educated? Or is it because we look really cool in our pirate outfits. I do hope you come back but for some reason none of you people ever do. Maybe we scare you too much. I know that sometimes the truth can be very terrifying but once you get used to it it’s not all that bad. I’m trying to use short words so you’ll be able to read this and understand it. it’s really quite simple. Religions are based on myths, kind of like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. Hope I didn’t wreck anything for you. Have you ever read the Bible? I mean really read it. Read and understood it? Did you ever question your preacher about how the human race came from Adam and Eve’s two sons? I hate to break it to you but two boys can’t make babies. Virgin woman having babies? Nope. That doesn’t happen with our species either. People coming back from the dead? Not without some serious medical equipment and only if they’ve been dead for a very short time. Certainly not three days. By then they’ve begun to rot; unless you have a deep freeze.
I think you should take a great big look at the world outside and think about it. You know, it is just slightly possible that someone has lied to you and is still doing it. One of the things about this web-site is although some of us might get a little upset at people putting our religion down, we won’t lie to you. There’s no point in it. We’d be much happier just letting you figure it out on your own. “All we need is love!” Truer words could never be said.
On another note. Try reading about things like satire and humour. You might be amazed.
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I’m thinking that this one isn’t a devotee of any particular brand of theism. They are simply outrageds that anyone could fall for such an obviously fallacious line of reasoning. If ‘tir’ is going ’round applying the same degree of love to the rest of the organized (and disorganized) religions, then I’m OK with it.
If however, this blasphemer is limiting his/her/its criticism only to the Most Noodly One, then I believe a bit o’ keelhauling be in order.
Yarrr!
PC
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…forgive my typos, as we forgive those that typo against us…
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Boring hate mail from a dullard
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THIS ARE FAKE.
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Finally… a fanatic who can spell… hallelujah! It seems he is a fanatic without any particular religious leanings… at least he ain’t trying to ram any vengeful gods or wacky legends down our throats just yet… and that probably explains his (or her) relative degree of literacy… In fact he seems to dislike wacky legends altogether… (that’s a good sign!)
I nevertheless fail to understand the meaning of ROFL!
Let me check on the net…… oh, it stands for Rolling on Floor Laughing!
Surely this means Tir has been touched by the divine tickly tentacle of hilarity… and if LMAO means “Laughing my Ass off” as I suspect, then Tir really is getting into the spirit of things!
Hooray! Hoist the Jolly Roger! We have yet another convert to Pastafarianism! (He’s just too stupid to realise it yet! So let me try to get it thru his armour-plated skull)…
Of course if we remove or convert the capitalized insults and gratuitous abuse from Tir’s tirade (which frankly make him sound like a 3 year old kid whose nappy got wet) then it is quite reasonable…
I myself am the first to admit (to paraphrase his ranting):
I don’t REALLY believe in this INSPIRED STUFF which was made-up by some GENIUS!
And I agree with Tir that:
The people who REALLY believe in this spaghetti thing (and all other non-substantiated mythological nonsense) are complete MORONS…
but since none of the Pastafarians really believe it (I hope!) they are a lot of fun and have founded a great movement in the name of intelligent humorism…
Can’t Tir and his ilk manage to understand that this is a “religion” in which you PRETEND to believe?! Why? Because it’s so much FUN !!!!!!!!!!!
As I said, Tir can spell, but it seems he can’t read (or refuses to do so). If he had taken the trouble to look through the replies to other “hate mails” he would surely have been touched by the divine tentacle of truth and would have realised that Spaghetti Monsterism is MEANT TO BE A JOKE!
How come so many people (even those who don’t clearly profess a fixed faith or belief) seem to be unable to grasp this very very simple fact? Whatever happened to everyone’s sense of humour? I think the world is going mad!
P.S. For those of you like me who find these “trendy” abbreviations incomprehensible, here’s a nice link: http://searchcrm.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid11_gci211776,00.html
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P.P.S. When I say “stupid” I mean “humorless”… after all a good sense of humour is a sign of a well developed intelligence (people who can see the absurdity of the world and laugh at it instead of being horrified by it and falling into depression or killing themeselves are in fact highly evolved beings!)
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P.P.P.S.
It is interesting that Tir starts his post with the words “You people have gone mad”.
Has anyone every heard of the psychological mechanism of projection? In fact many lunatics are convinced that they are sane while everyone else is crazy (the way the world is going I suppose some of them may be right!)
Anyway I think that there is hope for Tir… he just has to laugh more often (instead of abusively attacking things he doesn’t quite understand yet)! I’m sure he’ll find it’s a pleasurable experience to let go of your anger and sadness and smile a big warm smile!
I therefore pray to the great (non-existent) FSM to save Tir from his anger and frustration! May the great tickly tentacle of His funny love descend upon us all… if it doesn’t then I guess we’re truly fucked!
When I say “stupid” I mean “humorless”… after all a good sense of humour is a sign of a well developed intelligence (people who can see the absurdity of the world and laugh at it instead of being horrified by it and falling into depression or killing themeselves are in fact highly evolved beings!)
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This one screams fake. We need some more people who believe humans rode around on dinosaurs. Those are my favorite.
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Aaaaand the entire point is so far above Tir’s head that you need a telescope to see it. Heh!
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Guys, why do we even bother?
I mean really, we know that he/she will never come back to look at this.
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I have this feeling that the owner is posting these messages on purpose to keep us entertained… because nobody can be that stupid!
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This website is enlightening. I had always felt that the diminishing use of WHOM was the cause of GLOBAL WARMING. You all know that “M” is the coolest letter, after all!
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All aboard the failboat! There’s so much evidence in favor of the flying spaghetti monster that your question deserves you a slap in the face. I would try telling you the evidence but there is far to much to put into one comment. Please use everyone else’s comments as a reference.
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P.P.P.P.S.
Back to the theme of abbraviations and acronyms I’ve just found a good one: IHA
Guess what it means….. I Hate Acronyms!
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When we take over the world, we’re going to need to set up a network of re-education camps for these people, complete with barbed wire, camp guard dogs, machine gun turrets, and brain washing classes. Let’s make them somewhere north of the artic circle, though that may not achieve the desired effect, considering the accelation of global warming. Course we could set up these camps on the surface of the moon, if we can get enough crude oil out of the ground to power the rocket boosters to send the billions of morons who think like tir to the lunar surface.
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just because you don’t believe it doesn’t mean it is not true!
it is not as mad as other religions… at least we have evidence to support our believes like charts to show the relation of pirates/global warming. no other religion has such good statistical evidence for their claims.
RAmen
The FSM shall touch you with his noodly appendage, too
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I’d personnaly like to know why every morons who have the time to write hatemails don’t have the time ( or the intelligence )to go click on the ” about ” button on top of this page ….
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I think it’s sweet we have young children coming here expressing their simplistic opinions! Such a potty mouth though!
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Still waiting for someone to write coherently.
OMG! and WTF?! and ROFL! and all that crap may be appropriate for you and your retarded text messaging friends, but they have no place if you are trying to write a letter for which you expect to receive any credence. That aside, you could also learn to capitalize and form sentences. How can you expect anyone to respect your ranting if you can’t even do that?
Still waiting for one person to write something coherent.
And as usual, I will point out the obvious that this message could be easily modified to apply to ANY religion. Replace “spaghetti thing” with the deity of your choice. And replace pirates with saints, prophets, whatever.
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And pls spell right!!! it not OMG but OMFSM =)
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN ghost thing ROFL! I don’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by man LMAO! The people who believe in this jesus thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-not tir
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All religions have been made up by some asshole, it just so happens that ours is made up by Henderbob. If this actually had you ROFL, then I say mission accomplished and now you know how we feel when we see or here of people talking in tongues or eating the body of christ, see, we can help each other.
RAmen
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Oh relax. Here, have a bowl of bowties. They are so cute, aren’t they.
RaMen.
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Yar, this make good material for a dramatic reading.
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Wow, reading this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion; just carnage everywhere (except the carnage is your grammar/spelling/caps lock).
RAmen Mateys!
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I wonder if tir is really Sarah Palin?
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I’m sitting in a coffee shop in Nashville and I’ve just been on the streets this afternoon, and there is an enormous police presence, closing off the streets where the McCain and Obama motorcades will traverse on their way to the Curb center at Belmont University. Wanted to go to Bongo Java today where a replica of the Mother Theresa “Nun Bun” resides, but since Bongo is directly across the street from the Curb Center, it would have been impossible to park, and police would have probably shooed me away, since the motorcades will park on Belmont Blvd.
The entire city is behaving as if a Gladitorial contest will be fought tonight on the Belmont Campus, and I suppose it will. As we all sit and watch our house valaues plummet and our 401k’s evaporate, it was announced that the credit card companies are revising and lowering credit limits on everyone’s cards, regardless of how timely they have been with payments. It is probably the first of a series of “bad news” announcements likely to follow in the coming weeks. The Dow plummeted another 500 points today, oh well. At least Oliver Stone’s biography of W. will be out soon, and, what better way for any American to spend his or her last $12, than learning Oliver’s take on the man who has changed so many of our lives so permanently and irretrievably.
Obama is the odds on favorite to win the presidency, assuming he is a strong enough swimmer to dog paddle through the lake of slime McCain and his surrogates are placing in his path. Of course, what he will take charge of is a significantly and perhaps irreparably damaged land where millions will face economic ruin of a magnitude not seen since 1929. For W., that’s probably mission accomplished. He has enriched his people. The guys who crashed Lehemen, Bear Stearns, Aig, etc, all left with parachutes of over $100 million each. Moreover, oil companies recorded record profits. As an ex oilman, he will be their hero when he returns to civilian life–even though his most recent poll rating have him with a 19 percent approval rating-but then again he was Wall Streets and Texaco’s not our president all along.
Yes, if he wins, Obama will be like the kid who inherits his older brothers jalopy which had been used as a love shack and dune buggy for the last 8 years. Talk about a reclamation project!
And know what, I kinda think we’re gonna be fucked no matter who is president. I think that Bush has finally won the war on the middle class he and his right wing ilk have been waging for the last 30 years. At long last, America will become what every monied Republican wants—a land of cheap, plentiful labor, and welfare of that labor force be damned.
Anyway, good luck, I’m going home to watch the debate.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….this is histerical. Best response to bullshit legistration I have seen yet. To those of you WHO think people are taking this seriously think again! Where is your sense of humor, and tounge in cheek.
Well done I say. Most amusing…
A NEW BORN PASTAFARIAN!! right on MONSTAR!
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ps. I forgot to spell check! woops!
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sigh…get an original idea in your head. Oh wait, you can’t, you’re a christian.
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I really love how they ridicule us, and never mention any of their own idiocy. It’s just…touching. My heart feels all warm and fuzzy now.
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@ Neal 10/7/2008 # 70
Nah, couldn’t be Palin, there was a “g” included in the word “warming” Had it been Palin it would have been “warmin”
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Doncha love how shitty grammar make you a populist, now doncha?
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Awww. How sweet. Another illiterate person got access to a computer to write us another love note. That’s so nice. Such great usage of capitol letters and the word “damn”.
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You question how we believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, of which there is plenty of proof, such as our very scientific chart and our historically accurate drawing, and yet you believe in a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him so that he can drain an inherent evil from your soul that is present because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a piece of magic fruit from a tree?
Huh.
Christian logic.
Go figure.
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I wonder…
You seem to be angry and hysterical at the same time.
“I HATE THE WORLD! LOL! THIS RELIGION SUCKS! ROFL!”
Reading that junk made ME laugh cause it seemed so… conflicted. Who are you, Gollum?
Anyways… you were probably trying to sound like you were laughing at the FSM. Well congrats! You’re FINALLY cool!
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Palin… warmin’…hmmm… Sounds like a wee bit o’ pirate talk, to me! Yar-r-r!
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Wow, I wish I was established enough to receive such eloquent hate mail. One can dream…
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I’m mad I tell you, mad!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
aaargh, i be doin’ my part to abate that damn global warmin’ too
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To: Ian (20 – October 5th, 2008 at – Ian Says:)
…….. …..what do you mean there isn’t really a FSM????? …. next you’ll be telling me there isn’t any Santa Claus!! … or ..or …wait- that means there really aren’t any super poisonous invisible snakes on my bedroom floor that will attack me (only at night) if i get out bed!
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The first step of aquiring knowledge is acknowledgement of ignorance. in the spirit so boldly displayed by tir i’d like to expose mine.
ROFL? Really omnipotent furlong?
LMAO? leave my ass alone?
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Despite the overuse of acronyms, tir has much better grammar than most of these other people concerned for our mental wellbeing.
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sad thing is that people who post hatred like this, live with blinders on, have minimal common sense, and are unable to hear or relate in any manner to the ideas of anothers thought process are allowed to vote.
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN [invisible god] thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can [dinosaurs] be [tamed] by [men] LMAO! The people who believe in this [christianity] thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
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Ha!
Mug.
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I wonder how this guy would feel about someone wandering into his church and insulting his (presumably Christian) beliefs? Let’s try it!
OMFSM! You people have gone insane! WTF!? is this? how can anyone’s soul be saved by a guy who died and came back as a zombie only to fly away? I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some HIGH ASSHOLES! plus.. how can the Holy Spirit count on his toes LMAO! The people who believe in this zombie thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
Not very fun now is it? So play nice or you’ll be reincarnated as a Port O Potty.
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Well Mr tir you have force me to say YOUR FACE HAS GONE MAD. There…I said it
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way to hide behind that clever code….
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I’ve seen quite a few of these brilliant responses. As George Carlin said, check out the average IQ of the US, then realize that 1/2 of these people are dumber. Then go weep for the future of humanity (my addition).
Those who are against birth control and those that live in countries with poor educational systems shall inherit the earth, thus saith the great pasta. Therefore, idiotic and borderline-retarded shalt the humans be, its in your DNA. So ignore it all drink beer and watch the strippers. Ramen.
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN bearded guy in the sky thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by turning off my car LMAO! The people who believe in this holy trinity thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
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I am happy to take on that argument you son of a bitch who do you thibnk you are you are probably sum rednek fuka who thinks hes a bit smarta then all his cuzins so srsly go fuck yaself u complete and utter loser and think about it JESUS who was a real person saved us all its fukkin stupid he saved us by killing himself like wtf i mean RETARD and as fukkin if people just popped out in to thin fucking air wow great theory of evolution on the 1st day god created SHUT THE FUCK UP SO go skrew yaself and by the way i am only 12 so u just got owned you fukkin loser BY A 12 YEAR OLD GET A LIFE AND REMEMBER NO BEING RACIST PEOPLE DONT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING TWIT WHAT DID THE JEWS DO TO U OR BLACK PEOPLE SO FUCK YOURSELF SINCERELY Max louie ….. hahah go fuck yaself as if i would tell u my last name………… LUV MAXXY
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shit sorry wrong 1 heaps sorry
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God, no god, flying spaghetti monster…
whatever you believe..
Many people here can’t speak English very well.
If you are going to express your views, could you firstly learn how to speak properly? please?
‘ROFL’, ‘ROFLMAO’, ‘LOL’, ‘WTF?’, ‘cuzins’ and ’sum rednek fuka’ isn’t english (what a shock to some of you).
Perhaps if you spoke properly, people would take you a little more seriously…
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okay well no one really said you had to believe in it…n00b
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I believe this hatemailer is spot on. I mean, seriously, who could honestly believe in a flying spaghetti monster? Because that’s just so irrational compared to some all-powerful being creating a giant flood of the planet Earth after arranging for billions of animals to have sexual intercourse on a boat.
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#95 maxxy Says:????
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Kan pls haz dat n English?
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so you think a flying pasta product made everything? i applaude, my friend told me at school and i thought he was joking. this made me laugh. thanks for making my day :)
kailey
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That is the point… it was made up.
However, the point is it could ALL be made up.
Proove christianity, buddhism, judism, and what-the-hell-ism were not made up, thousands of years ago by some “asshole”.
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People who don’t get the sarcasm are MORONS hahahahahahahahahha
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ROFL? LMAO?
Funny, by your ranting it seems you weren’t doing either.
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OMG. That’s the whole point. Religion os bullshit. Go ask BullFuck, he’ll tell you.
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Sarcasm is dead…. Religious nuts and assholes evolved past the sense to get it. I think it is a interesting theory in and of itself. I researched over 8 religions and after stripping whatever felt tainted by man came up with one set of texts in all 8 religions…. I call the texts The Book of Godly Love…. and it is pure delight to explain it to Christians, Buddists, Muslims,New Agers, Jewish, and others. Everything is relative.. God isn’t worried so much of Who believes what than Who we hate and hurt in our own ignorance.
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All religions ideas are crazy and imposibile that was FSM is about, it shows how stupid is to believe this stuff.
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This is hilarious, i cant believe how some people take it so seriously and think that you are serios.
i would not show this site to religious people i respect as i do not want to cause offence, but this is so true and so funny.
it is so sad that there are so many intellegant people who have a religion, due to everything everyone else has said.
go pastafarianism, but please, be sensative, or else i will cease my pastafarianistic faith and feel the wrath of his noodly goodness.
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OMG?
Irony.
You just took the Lord’s name in vain.
How quickly we forget the rules when calling others out on them…
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“OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!”
Let me just say this to you:
How can a snake talk?
How can you take out a rib out of someone and make a human being?
How can you turn water in wine?
How can you walk on water?
How can you part a sea?
How can you cure someone by touching them?
How can you make the earth in 7 days?
How can you calm a storm?
How can you talk with a burning bush?
How can you build an ark that holds every creature in the world especially the ones that could just swim away or fly away in the flood?
How can you raise someone from the dead?
How can you feed 5000 with a few loaves and fish?
How can you return from the dead?
How can you survive inside a fishs stomach?
How can it rain frogs?
How can you knock down walls of a city by walking around them chanting?
and you believe all this and you are CALLING US MORONS!?
who are you to judge us?
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I love it when people believe like we have the same mindset as them.
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once again, a letter to stupid to be kept.
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JDC (#110) – “How can it rain frogs?”, there’s no proven science on this but it is plausable for non-supernatural reasons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals
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do not take god’s name in vain
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It is so funny that all of these people that send in this hate mail are just justifying thier stupidity in believing their religion without even noticing it.
“I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE!” I wonder what happened 2000 years ago, HAHAHA, even worse the Mormons who find the 10 commandment in New York HAHAHAHA!
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LIEK OMG! ROFLMAO! LOLZZZZ
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You are all complete and utter dolts. Every last one of you that believes that this is an actual religion. It’s just a jab at EVERY religion that has ever been created, not just your precious Christianity. Honestly you’re all just as bad as each other. Though I myself do not follow any religion at all, as I believe they’re all full of contradictions and hypocritical ideals; I find this particular parody rather amusing. Grow up, guys. If you can’t pick up on the satire and wit weaved into the “beliefs” of FSM, then you’re an idiot.
This is not a real religion, and should not be worshiped as one.
Kindly keep your religious preachings to yourself. If we wanted to study up on and or follow your religion, we’d probably have done it by now.
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“how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO!”
Actually, pirates could stop global warming. Think about it. Pirates do nothing but sail around all day on wooden ships with no engine, no technology or anything. If everyone was a pirate, there’d be no harmful emmissions!
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hey evrbody read this its juss sssssssssooooooooooooooo stupi church of the flying spagheti monster u gotta be kidding lke seriusly these days not even 1st graders would belive THAT. and you cant be serius that a snake can talk and its raining frogs???????????? like nobody (except for dumas nutcrkers) wil believe THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!???????>>>>>>> and the next thing you gonna do is tell us inapropiate stuf to do……is it that you read to many miths or you need to go to rehab…
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Arr.
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