OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-tir
OMG! You people have gone mad!
Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 120 Comments
120 Responses to “OMG! You people have gone mad!”
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It is interesting that Tir starts his post with the words “You people have gone mad”.
Has anyone every heard of the psychological mechanism of projection? In fact many lunatics are convinced that they are sane while everyone else is crazy (the way the world is going I suppose some of them may be right!)
Anyway I think that there is hope for Tir… he just has to laugh more often (instead of abusively attacking things he doesn’t quite understand yet)! I’m sure he’ll find it’s a pleasurable experience to let go of your anger and sadness and smile a big warm smile!
I therefore pray to the great (non-existent) FSM to save Tir from his anger and frustration! May the great tickly tentacle of His funny love descend upon us all… if it doesn’t then I guess we’re truly fucked!
When I say “stupid” I mean “humorless”… after all a good sense of humour is a sign of a well developed intelligence (people who can see the absurdity of the world and laugh at it instead of being horrified by it and falling into depression or killing themeselves are in fact highly evolved beings!)
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This one screams fake. We need some more people who believe humans rode around on dinosaurs. Those are my favorite.
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Aaaaand the entire point is so far above Tir’s head that you need a telescope to see it. Heh!
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Guys, why do we even bother?
I mean really, we know that he/she will never come back to look at this.
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I have this feeling that the owner is posting these messages on purpose to keep us entertained… because nobody can be that stupid!
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This website is enlightening. I had always felt that the diminishing use of WHOM was the cause of GLOBAL WARMING. You all know that “M” is the coolest letter, after all!
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All aboard the failboat! There’s so much evidence in favor of the flying spaghetti monster that your question deserves you a slap in the face. I would try telling you the evidence but there is far to much to put into one comment. Please use everyone else’s comments as a reference.
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P.P.P.P.S.
Back to the theme of abbraviations and acronyms I’ve just found a good one: IHA
Guess what it means….. I Hate Acronyms!
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When we take over the world, we’re going to need to set up a network of re-education camps for these people, complete with barbed wire, camp guard dogs, machine gun turrets, and brain washing classes. Let’s make them somewhere north of the artic circle, though that may not achieve the desired effect, considering the accelation of global warming. Course we could set up these camps on the surface of the moon, if we can get enough crude oil out of the ground to power the rocket boosters to send the billions of morons who think like tir to the lunar surface.
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just because you don’t believe it doesn’t mean it is not true!
it is not as mad as other religions… at least we have evidence to support our believes like charts to show the relation of pirates/global warming. no other religion has such good statistical evidence for their claims.
RAmen
The FSM shall touch you with his noodly appendage, too
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I’d personnaly like to know why every morons who have the time to write hatemails don’t have the time ( or the intelligence )to go click on the ” about ” button on top of this page ….
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I think it’s sweet we have young children coming here expressing their simplistic opinions! Such a potty mouth though!
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Still waiting for someone to write coherently.
OMG! and WTF?! and ROFL! and all that crap may be appropriate for you and your retarded text messaging friends, but they have no place if you are trying to write a letter for which you expect to receive any credence. That aside, you could also learn to capitalize and form sentences. How can you expect anyone to respect your ranting if you can’t even do that?
Still waiting for one person to write something coherent.
And as usual, I will point out the obvious that this message could be easily modified to apply to ANY religion. Replace “spaghetti thing” with the deity of your choice. And replace pirates with saints, prophets, whatever.
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And pls spell right!!! it not OMG but OMFSM =)
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN ghost thing ROFL! I don’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by man LMAO! The people who believe in this jesus thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-not tir
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All religions have been made up by some asshole, it just so happens that ours is made up by Henderbob. If this actually had you ROFL, then I say mission accomplished and now you know how we feel when we see or here of people talking in tongues or eating the body of christ, see, we can help each other.
RAmen
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Oh relax. Here, have a bowl of bowties. They are so cute, aren’t they.
RaMen.
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Yar, this make good material for a dramatic reading.
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Wow, reading this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion; just carnage everywhere (except the carnage is your grammar/spelling/caps lock).
RAmen Mateys!
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I wonder if tir is really Sarah Palin?
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I’m sitting in a coffee shop in Nashville and I’ve just been on the streets this afternoon, and there is an enormous police presence, closing off the streets where the McCain and Obama motorcades will traverse on their way to the Curb center at Belmont University. Wanted to go to Bongo Java today where a replica of the Mother Theresa “Nun Bun” resides, but since Bongo is directly across the street from the Curb Center, it would have been impossible to park, and police would have probably shooed me away, since the motorcades will park on Belmont Blvd.
The entire city is behaving as if a Gladitorial contest will be fought tonight on the Belmont Campus, and I suppose it will. As we all sit and watch our house valaues plummet and our 401k’s evaporate, it was announced that the credit card companies are revising and lowering credit limits on everyone’s cards, regardless of how timely they have been with payments. It is probably the first of a series of “bad news” announcements likely to follow in the coming weeks. The Dow plummeted another 500 points today, oh well. At least Oliver Stone’s biography of W. will be out soon, and, what better way for any American to spend his or her last $12, than learning Oliver’s take on the man who has changed so many of our lives so permanently and irretrievably.
Obama is the odds on favorite to win the presidency, assuming he is a strong enough swimmer to dog paddle through the lake of slime McCain and his surrogates are placing in his path. Of course, what he will take charge of is a significantly and perhaps irreparably damaged land where millions will face economic ruin of a magnitude not seen since 1929. For W., that’s probably mission accomplished. He has enriched his people. The guys who crashed Lehemen, Bear Stearns, Aig, etc, all left with parachutes of over $100 million each. Moreover, oil companies recorded record profits. As an ex oilman, he will be their hero when he returns to civilian life–even though his most recent poll rating have him with a 19 percent approval rating-but then again he was Wall Streets and Texaco’s not our president all along.
Yes, if he wins, Obama will be like the kid who inherits his older brothers jalopy which had been used as a love shack and dune buggy for the last 8 years. Talk about a reclamation project!
And know what, I kinda think we’re gonna be fucked no matter who is president. I think that Bush has finally won the war on the middle class he and his right wing ilk have been waging for the last 30 years. At long last, America will become what every monied Republican wants—a land of cheap, plentiful labor, and welfare of that labor force be damned.
Anyway, good luck, I’m going home to watch the debate.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….this is histerical. Best response to bullshit legistration I have seen yet. To those of you WHO think people are taking this seriously think again! Where is your sense of humor, and tounge in cheek.
Well done I say. Most amusing…
A NEW BORN PASTAFARIAN!! right on MONSTAR!
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ps. I forgot to spell check! woops!
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sigh…get an original idea in your head. Oh wait, you can’t, you’re a christian.
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I really love how they ridicule us, and never mention any of their own idiocy. It’s just…touching. My heart feels all warm and fuzzy now.
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@ Neal 10/7/2008 # 70
Nah, couldn’t be Palin, there was a “g” included in the word “warming” Had it been Palin it would have been “warmin”
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Doncha love how shitty grammar make you a populist, now doncha?
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Awww. How sweet. Another illiterate person got access to a computer to write us another love note. That’s so nice. Such great usage of capitol letters and the word “damn”.
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You question how we believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, of which there is plenty of proof, such as our very scientific chart and our historically accurate drawing, and yet you believe in a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him so that he can drain an inherent evil from your soul that is present because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a piece of magic fruit from a tree?
Huh.
Christian logic.
Go figure.
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I wonder…
You seem to be angry and hysterical at the same time.
“I HATE THE WORLD! LOL! THIS RELIGION SUCKS! ROFL!”
Reading that junk made ME laugh cause it seemed so… conflicted. Who are you, Gollum?
Anyways… you were probably trying to sound like you were laughing at the FSM. Well congrats! You’re FINALLY cool!
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Palin… warmin’…hmmm… Sounds like a wee bit o’ pirate talk, to me! Yar-r-r!
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Wow, I wish I was established enough to receive such eloquent hate mail. One can dream…
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I’m mad I tell you, mad!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
aaargh, i be doin’ my part to abate that damn global warmin’ too
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To: Ian (20 – October 5th, 2008 at – Ian Says:)
…….. …..what do you mean there isn’t really a FSM????? …. next you’ll be telling me there isn’t any Santa Claus!! … or ..or …wait- that means there really aren’t any super poisonous invisible snakes on my bedroom floor that will attack me (only at night) if i get out bed!
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The first step of aquiring knowledge is acknowledgement of ignorance. in the spirit so boldly displayed by tir i’d like to expose mine.
ROFL? Really omnipotent furlong?
LMAO? leave my ass alone?
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Despite the overuse of acronyms, tir has much better grammar than most of these other people concerned for our mental wellbeing.
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sad thing is that people who post hatred like this, live with blinders on, have minimal common sense, and are unable to hear or relate in any manner to the ideas of anothers thought process are allowed to vote.
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN [invisible god] thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can [dinosaurs] be [tamed] by [men] LMAO! The people who believe in this [christianity] thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
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Ha!
Mug.
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I wonder how this guy would feel about someone wandering into his church and insulting his (presumably Christian) beliefs? Let’s try it!
OMFSM! You people have gone insane! WTF!? is this? how can anyone’s soul be saved by a guy who died and came back as a zombie only to fly away? I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some HIGH ASSHOLES! plus.. how can the Holy Spirit count on his toes LMAO! The people who believe in this zombie thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
Not very fun now is it? So play nice or you’ll be reincarnated as a Port O Potty.
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Well Mr tir you have force me to say YOUR FACE HAS GONE MAD. There…I said it
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way to hide behind that clever code….
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I’ve seen quite a few of these brilliant responses. As George Carlin said, check out the average IQ of the US, then realize that 1/2 of these people are dumber. Then go weep for the future of humanity (my addition).
Those who are against birth control and those that live in countries with poor educational systems shall inherit the earth, thus saith the great pasta. Therefore, idiotic and borderline-retarded shalt the humans be, its in your DNA. So ignore it all drink beer and watch the strippers. Ramen.
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN bearded guy in the sky thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by turning off my car LMAO! The people who believe in this holy trinity thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
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I am happy to take on that argument you son of a bitch who do you thibnk you are you are probably sum rednek fuka who thinks hes a bit smarta then all his cuzins so srsly go fuck yaself u complete and utter loser and think about it JESUS who was a real person saved us all its fukkin stupid he saved us by killing himself like wtf i mean RETARD and as fukkin if people just popped out in to thin fucking air wow great theory of evolution on the 1st day god created SHUT THE FUCK UP SO go skrew yaself and by the way i am only 12 so u just got owned you fukkin loser BY A 12 YEAR OLD GET A LIFE AND REMEMBER NO BEING RACIST PEOPLE DONT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING TWIT WHAT DID THE JEWS DO TO U OR BLACK PEOPLE SO FUCK YOURSELF SINCERELY Max louie ….. hahah go fuck yaself as if i would tell u my last name………… LUV MAXXY
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shit sorry wrong 1 heaps sorry
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God, no god, flying spaghetti monster…
whatever you believe..
Many people here can’t speak English very well.
If you are going to express your views, could you firstly learn how to speak properly? please?
‘ROFL’, ‘ROFLMAO’, ‘LOL’, ‘WTF?’, ‘cuzins’ and ’sum rednek fuka’ isn’t english (what a shock to some of you).
Perhaps if you spoke properly, people would take you a little more seriously…
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okay well no one really said you had to believe in it…n00b
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I believe this hatemailer is spot on. I mean, seriously, who could honestly believe in a flying spaghetti monster? Because that’s just so irrational compared to some all-powerful being creating a giant flood of the planet Earth after arranging for billions of animals to have sexual intercourse on a boat.
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#95 maxxy Says:????
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Kan pls haz dat n English?
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