OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-tir
OMG! You people have gone mad!
Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 120 Comments
120 Responses to “OMG! You people have gone mad!”
This guy needs to look in a mirror so he will realize he can say the same about his own religion…
(I’m assuming he is religious on account of he buys that people can actually believe in this, and religious people are the only nutcases crazy enough to buy it.)
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Dear Tir,
Thank you. I’ll take your beliefs of our organization into consideration. We love you and respect your beliefs; can I ask that you do the same for ours?
*Insert your deity here* Bless,
Brad
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LMAO this OMG email ROFL is WTF so LOL annoying BBQ to PVC read ZOGJDR!
Too many inappropriate abbreviated utterances.
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Fake!
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Thanks for your constructive criticism, tir.
We’ll be sure to take it on board.
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looks like we struck a nerve, seeing as she can not form coherent sentences.
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We need a new spammer.
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Would repeating the thing about not getting the sarcasm, or fake mail be just too much?
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I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE!
funny thats what i feel about organised religion as well oh wait this is a disorganised religion… well i guess were fine then
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What can you say to that? Just another hatemail…
well yeah, i’m used to them by now…:-)
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A typical Christian response. Pity. But at least you can spell, although you don’t use capital letters except for cussing (and abbriviations).
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temper temper temper.
have you ever heard of a neat little thing called “satire”
P.S. Pastafarianism teaches tolerance and to be non-dogmatic, you hate mailers make that really difficult. Please stop.
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I fail to see how the exact same comment you made cant be applied to Christianity, or any other religion for that matter, including atheism.
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Yes, you are completely correct, and you can be more correct if you replace FSM with any other religion name.
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Troll?
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Aaarghh, ye kin insult me all ye wants, but when ye call Bobby Henderson “some DAMNED ASSHOLE” ye’ve gone too far. Bobby be a graduate of OSU, where ye be just another hatemailer leaving your ignorant bilge on our site. Since ye like to use ‘breviations, KMPAYSS (Kiss My Pirate Ass, Ye Scurvy Shit). Or to put it in yer base language (Caps Lock On) KISS MY PIRATE ASS, YE SCURVY SHIT !!! May the Great FSM dilute yer grog with piss and place the black spot in yer hand.
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As you stated, we were created by a benevolent(nice/givey) being masquerading as spaghetti at all times, and you are a moron. Following your own explicit advice, you should become as spaghetti is, so go jump in a meat grinder and become a high-calcium sauce for a dish of spaghetti, so that hungry animals in your area can have a decent meal, since they’re likely to come up with better ideas than you in the few days your sauce gives them(do it on a Friday to give the animals a spaghetti day with the rest of us). I totally agree with this sentiment that you’ve put forward, and suggest you follow it beyond it’s logical conclusion, for the betterment of humankind by animalkind’s ideas.
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Please don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think.
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There are a few interesting articles on the net about “why people believe in God” and “why people vote republican”. Some of them are ‘archived’ at http://nobeliefs.com . For a while I was really irritated by the tone of the idiots that wrote hate mail to sites like this one (also see religioustolerance.com). But the more I think about them, it just seems sad and pathetic. Can you imagine living in the world that these people live in? Living in constant fear and getting so worked up over the slightest thing that may challenge or disagree with their convictions? I truley feel sorry for them……………….I’m gonna go hug my kids.
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was tir kidding? obviously nobody, at any point, actually believed or believes in the FSM. the sole, and entire, point is to point out that all religions are as equally believable as the FSM story. as astonishingly obvious as it is that there is no universe-creating piece of pasta, all other religions are no more believable. i feel a bit like a fool for taking the time to explain this, because anybody with half a brain understands that much.
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Isn’t the internet a fantastic thing.
1 – It allows people such as this poster to highlight their very low level of intelligence to the entire world.
2 – Such posts can be made without even the slightest knowledge or understanding of their chosen topic.
In earlier times there would have been an editor to advise against such moronic ranting. Finding idiots used to be a challenge, now they are self advertising.
C’mon idiot posters, expose yourselves and pray that you are saved by his noodliness.
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And just a small hint.
It’s not reallly all about spaghetti.
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He does not believe in his holy Noodlyness! SHUN! SHUN! SHUN! SHUN!
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First of all, He is not a “DAMN spaghetti thing” He is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. And at least we have a plan to stop global warming, other than praying. And, even if we are morons, at least we’re accepting morons, who are willing to let people practice the religion of their choosing, without getting yelled at, and their prophet be called an ass hole. Sorry, a “DAMNED ASSHOLE.”
May you be touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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Fake troll. Too literate despite trying to hide behind the abbreviations. `fess up. Who put this one in?
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…Aloha, tir..spelling=A, use of CAPITAL LETTERS TO DENOTE OUTRAGE=C-, showing complete lack of a satirical bone in the body=A, avoiding the usual religious phrases condemning all on this site to eternal perdition=A…over-all ‘hate mail’ grade=C*
*it should be higher, i admit..i just think you’re a jerk and that skewed the data..
p.s. AARRGGHH!!
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Avast, yee!
Didn’t yer Jesus command yee to ‘love thy neighbor?’ And yee can’t even do that. Arrrr.
So,
By the context of your comment,
You suck at being a Christian.
Ramen.
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So I’ll state it again. The beautiful thing about detractors to His Noodlyness is that it is a mirror into their own souls. You can respond to them and simply substitute whatever it is they believe and you’ll be 100% accurate everytime. To wit:
Tir,
OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by (whatever YOU think we were created by) ROFL! I don’t believe this SHIT which was made up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus..how can global warming be stopped by (whatever inane thing you think it could be stopped by) LMAO! The people who believe in this (whatever you believe in) thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS…this is complete bullshit!
Now, my good Tir…go retrieve your sense of humor, unless your parents have taught you that it makes you naughty, and look at this whole site again. Maybe something vaguely resembling a clue will dawn on you.
I doubt it, however.
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if you really think that people beilve in this then your are just as dumb as the people you try to judge.. dumb ass…
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I assume you just want these people to believe the same as you do, huh? For a start, that’s called fascism, and is generally frowned upon. Bless them for doing something different in a world full of sheep. I don’t agree with Christianity, or the other religions, but I don’t go round shouting at thim and attacking them with poor grammar and spelling. People can believe what they like, and people who try to stop that need to take a long think about it.
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Just like the bible was made up by men and anyone that believes in a magical man in the sky are complete morons too.
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Can’t you just feel the love?
RAmen
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And now you know how we feel about mainstream religions.
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wow you’re an idiot.
a blinded by your own religion idiot.
wow.
just wow.
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Do some research, if everyone was a pirate, there would be significantly less global emissions. No one would drive cars or work in factories. DUH!
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This guy really doesn’t get the point does he.Hard to tell if this is christian backlash or militant atheism – either way he’s a very literal thinker.Best response is laughter.
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Become a pirate and find out.
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Let’s look at the evidence. Firstly, your post. It contains slang language (or “1337″-speak), inappropiate use of apostrophes (”dont’t”), lots of swearing (”DAMNED ASSHOLE”, “DAMN”, “WTF!?”, “SHIT”, etcetera), inappropiate use of punctuation (”WTF!?”) and a failure to type your own name (”tir”).
So, who’s the moron?
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YOU ARE SO INTOLERANT! Can’t you respect other people’s faiths? The Flying Spaghetti Monster looks NOTHING like an asshole. Well, OK, maybe just a little.
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That whooshing sound above your head is called “satire”.
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OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN god thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by prayer LMAO! The people who believe in this god thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-bri
Wow. A moron calling enlightened ones morons.
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What a loving post. I feel safe inside.
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Well, duh, if you look at the graph you can clearly see the number of pirates is inverse to global temperature. And anecdotally there is evidence of this relationship, too. Have you not noticed how the bitterly cold winters of the last several years are accompanied by an increase in Somali pirating during those months?
And how dare you call Our Prophet an asshole.
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My, my, my. Another dolt has a computer. Well, at least I got a laugh out of it.
Hey tir. (that’s funny) Hater. Maybe that explains the name. I really don’t understand why you don’t like us. Is it because we’re peaceful, loving, intelligent, and educated? Or is it because we look really cool in our pirate outfits. I do hope you come back but for some reason none of you people ever do. Maybe we scare you too much. I know that sometimes the truth can be very terrifying but once you get used to it it’s not all that bad. I’m trying to use short words so you’ll be able to read this and understand it. it’s really quite simple. Religions are based on myths, kind of like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. Hope I didn’t wreck anything for you. Have you ever read the Bible? I mean really read it. Read and understood it? Did you ever question your preacher about how the human race came from Adam and Eve’s two sons? I hate to break it to you but two boys can’t make babies. Virgin woman having babies? Nope. That doesn’t happen with our species either. People coming back from the dead? Not without some serious medical equipment and only if they’ve been dead for a very short time. Certainly not three days. By then they’ve begun to rot; unless you have a deep freeze.
I think you should take a great big look at the world outside and think about it. You know, it is just slightly possible that someone has lied to you and is still doing it. One of the things about this web-site is although some of us might get a little upset at people putting our religion down, we won’t lie to you. There’s no point in it. We’d be much happier just letting you figure it out on your own. “All we need is love!” Truer words could never be said.
On another note. Try reading about things like satire and humour. You might be amazed.
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I’m thinking that this one isn’t a devotee of any particular brand of theism. They are simply outrageds that anyone could fall for such an obviously fallacious line of reasoning. If ‘tir’ is going ’round applying the same degree of love to the rest of the organized (and disorganized) religions, then I’m OK with it.
If however, this blasphemer is limiting his/her/its criticism only to the Most Noodly One, then I believe a bit o’ keelhauling be in order.
Yarrr!
PC
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…forgive my typos, as we forgive those that typo against us…
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Boring hate mail from a dullard
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THIS ARE FAKE.
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Finally… a fanatic who can spell… hallelujah! It seems he is a fanatic without any particular religious leanings… at least he ain’t trying to ram any vengeful gods or wacky legends down our throats just yet… and that probably explains his (or her) relative degree of literacy… In fact he seems to dislike wacky legends altogether… (that’s a good sign!)
I nevertheless fail to understand the meaning of ROFL!
Let me check on the net…… oh, it stands for Rolling on Floor Laughing!
Surely this means Tir has been touched by the divine tickly tentacle of hilarity… and if LMAO means “Laughing my Ass off” as I suspect, then Tir really is getting into the spirit of things!
Hooray! Hoist the Jolly Roger! We have yet another convert to Pastafarianism! (He’s just too stupid to realise it yet! So let me try to get it thru his armour-plated skull)…
Of course if we remove or convert the capitalized insults and gratuitous abuse from Tir’s tirade (which frankly make him sound like a 3 year old kid whose nappy got wet) then it is quite reasonable…
I myself am the first to admit (to paraphrase his ranting):
I don’t REALLY believe in this INSPIRED STUFF which was made-up by some GENIUS!
And I agree with Tir that:
The people who REALLY believe in this spaghetti thing (and all other non-substantiated mythological nonsense) are complete MORONS…
but since none of the Pastafarians really believe it (I hope!) they are a lot of fun and have founded a great movement in the name of intelligent humorism…
Can’t Tir and his ilk manage to understand that this is a “religion” in which you PRETEND to believe?! Why? Because it’s so much FUN !!!!!!!!!!!
As I said, Tir can spell, but it seems he can’t read (or refuses to do so). If he had taken the trouble to look through the replies to other “hate mails” he would surely have been touched by the divine tentacle of truth and would have realised that Spaghetti Monsterism is MEANT TO BE A JOKE!
How come so many people (even those who don’t clearly profess a fixed faith or belief) seem to be unable to grasp this very very simple fact? Whatever happened to everyone’s sense of humour? I think the world is going mad!
P.S. For those of you like me who find these “trendy” abbreviations incomprehensible, here’s a nice link: http://searchcrm.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid11_gci211776,00.html
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P.P.S. When I say “stupid” I mean “humorless”… after all a good sense of humour is a sign of a well developed intelligence (people who can see the absurdity of the world and laugh at it instead of being horrified by it and falling into depression or killing themeselves are in fact highly evolved beings!)
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