OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!
-tir
OMG! You people have gone mad!
Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 120 Comments
120 Responses to “OMG! You people have gone mad!”
so you think a flying pasta product made everything? i applaude, my friend told me at school and i thought he was joking. this made me laugh. thanks for making my day :)
kailey
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That is the point… it was made up.
However, the point is it could ALL be made up.
Proove christianity, buddhism, judism, and what-the-hell-ism were not made up, thousands of years ago by some “asshole”.
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People who don’t get the sarcasm are MORONS hahahahahahahahahha
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ROFL? LMAO?
Funny, by your ranting it seems you weren’t doing either.
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OMG. That’s the whole point. Religion os bullshit. Go ask BullFuck, he’ll tell you.
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Sarcasm is dead…. Religious nuts and assholes evolved past the sense to get it. I think it is a interesting theory in and of itself. I researched over 8 religions and after stripping whatever felt tainted by man came up with one set of texts in all 8 religions…. I call the texts The Book of Godly Love…. and it is pure delight to explain it to Christians, Buddists, Muslims,New Agers, Jewish, and others. Everything is relative.. God isn’t worried so much of Who believes what than Who we hate and hurt in our own ignorance.
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All religions ideas are crazy and imposibile that was FSM is about, it shows how stupid is to believe this stuff.
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This is hilarious, i cant believe how some people take it so seriously and think that you are serios.
i would not show this site to religious people i respect as i do not want to cause offence, but this is so true and so funny.
it is so sad that there are so many intellegant people who have a religion, due to everything everyone else has said.
go pastafarianism, but please, be sensative, or else i will cease my pastafarianistic faith and feel the wrath of his noodly goodness.
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OMG?
Irony.
You just took the Lord’s name in vain.
How quickly we forget the rules when calling others out on them…
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“OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!”
Let me just say this to you:
How can a snake talk?
How can you take out a rib out of someone and make a human being?
How can you turn water in wine?
How can you walk on water?
How can you part a sea?
How can you cure someone by touching them?
How can you make the earth in 7 days?
How can you calm a storm?
How can you talk with a burning bush?
How can you build an ark that holds every creature in the world especially the ones that could just swim away or fly away in the flood?
How can you raise someone from the dead?
How can you feed 5000 with a few loaves and fish?
How can you return from the dead?
How can you survive inside a fishs stomach?
How can it rain frogs?
How can you knock down walls of a city by walking around them chanting?
and you believe all this and you are CALLING US MORONS!?
who are you to judge us?
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I love it when people believe like we have the same mindset as them.
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once again, a letter to stupid to be kept.
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JDC (#110) – “How can it rain frogs?”, there’s no proven science on this but it is plausable for non-supernatural reasons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals
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do not take god’s name in vain
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It is so funny that all of these people that send in this hate mail are just justifying thier stupidity in believing their religion without even noticing it.
“I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE!” I wonder what happened 2000 years ago, HAHAHA, even worse the Mormons who find the 10 commandment in New York HAHAHAHA!
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LIEK OMG! ROFLMAO! LOLZZZZ
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You are all complete and utter dolts. Every last one of you that believes that this is an actual religion. It’s just a jab at EVERY religion that has ever been created, not just your precious Christianity. Honestly you’re all just as bad as each other. Though I myself do not follow any religion at all, as I believe they’re all full of contradictions and hypocritical ideals; I find this particular parody rather amusing. Grow up, guys. If you can’t pick up on the satire and wit weaved into the “beliefs” of FSM, then you’re an idiot.
This is not a real religion, and should not be worshiped as one.
Kindly keep your religious preachings to yourself. If we wanted to study up on and or follow your religion, we’d probably have done it by now.
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“how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO!”
Actually, pirates could stop global warming. Think about it. Pirates do nothing but sail around all day on wooden ships with no engine, no technology or anything. If everyone was a pirate, there’d be no harmful emmissions!
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hey evrbody read this its juss sssssssssooooooooooooooo stupi church of the flying spagheti monster u gotta be kidding lke seriusly these days not even 1st graders would belive THAT. and you cant be serius that a snake can talk and its raining frogs???????????? like nobody (except for dumas nutcrkers) wil believe THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!???????>>>>>>> and the next thing you gonna do is tell us inapropiate stuf to do……is it that you read to many miths or you need to go to rehab…
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Arr.
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