I am sorry you have been hurt by Christians. It is obvious by your website. You can deny God all you want but he will not deny you. You can hate God but he loves you. You can say all you want that there is no God, but you can’t say I don’t [...]
Archive for October, 2008
I am sorry you have been hurt by Christians
Published by Bobby Henderson October 31st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 217 Commentsfsm spotted in wine glass
Published by Bobby Henderson October 30th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 22 CommentsI was sitting out last weekend enjoying a nice glass of wine when I looked into the reflection of my glass and noticed an image of His Noodly Appendage staring back at me. I think you can make it out but it becomes so much clearer when you zoom in. I’m glad I could catch [...]
Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism
Published by Bobby Henderson October 30th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 552 CommentsDear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a [...]
FSM in New York Times
Published by Bobby Henderson October 29th, 2008 in General FSM news, food and sightings. 13 CommentsEvil Mad Scientist’s edible Flying Spaghetti Monster
Today, the New York Times published a photo of the FSM with the article Dry-Ice Martini and Electric Cake.
fsm at the farm
Published by Bobby Henderson October 29th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 1 Commentpopcorn ball
Published by Bobby Henderson October 29th, 2008 in General FSM news and food. 2 CommentsIn the spirit of Samhain/Halloween/Día de los Muertos/etc… I crafted a likeness of his noodley goodness from a popcorn ball and thought I’d share it with the world. I used red and brown frosting (visible) and white frosting to hold the eyes and other pieces on the popcorn ball. He came out [...]
this is one of the dumbest
Published by Bobby Henderson October 28th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 56 Commentsthis is some of the dumbest shit i have ever seen. You have a game for your church you are totally and utterly retarted dud-duh-DUR!! i haven’t laughed this hard in a while so i thank you dumbshits who believe this for entertaining me
P.S. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you guys but thnx for the laughs
-nirvana
Pastafarians read for charity
Published by Bobby Henderson October 27th, 2008 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 13 CommentsPenn State Atheist and Agnostic Association member Yasic Naumenko reads a passage from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
“We’ve only been flipped off like twice”
This was in Penn State’s The Daily Collegian:
Nat Jackson read passages from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Saturday to crowds walking past the Allen Street Gates.
Before reading verses [...]
ang on ang on
Published by Bobby Henderson October 26th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 197 Commentsang on ang on , ang abaat , u fink that theres a big ball of italian food at the pearly gates . do you even realise how offensive this may be to some christians ! , pastafarians r u stupid or wat . get a life ur no worse that them jahovis wittneses or [...]
Evangelism
Published by Bobby Henderson October 24th, 2008 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 30 CommentsI love this.
We live directly across the alley from a church with a made-up religion.
I recently installed a gigantic flagpole on the Crow’s Nest (yar yar yar) of our garage and every Sunday morning we proudly fly the pair of FSM flags shown in the attached photos.
It’s our humble attempt to save the souls of [...]
I feel privileged. After many years of searching I have finally found a state of tranquillity. Because of you I have found my maker. I have finally realised that my car is already a part of the BIG PLAN. This can only be a “sign” from FSM.
-Bosse
Sweden
Obama *not* raised Christian
Published by Bobby Henderson October 23rd, 2008 in General FSM news and pirates. 51 Comments*** Breaking ***
Presidential candidate Barack Obama as a child.
This photo just surfaced, showing presidential candidate Barack Obama dressed as a pirate when he was a child. I think it is clear, now, that he was not raised Christian as his camp has claimed. The evidence suggests he was raised not as a Christian, [...]
Canadian Pastafarian angers Catholic church
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in General FSM news. 81 CommentsCatholic Jesus-Wafer held perilously above a blender.
One of our fellow Pastafarians has angered the Catholic Church with a series of videos in which he ridicules their rituals and beliefs; specifically, that their host wafers become the literal body of Jesus when they are ingested.
A devilishly mischievous Canadian boy who mocks a central Christian ritual [...]
Coaster
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 CommentsPastafarian Ed sent us this photo.
A craft made by one of my kids, not a nautical craft such as might be targeted by pirates, but an artsy-craft on which to rest a vessel of grog or other favorite beverage. BTW - ’twas inspired by looking at the pumpkin contest pictures.
YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Commentslets see. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE. It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions. People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits
I have considered other religions because i am mad with God, but I would never worship something [...]
Schwans halloween treats
Published by Bobby Henderson October 20th, 2008 in General FSM news and food. 3 CommentsFrozen food delivery company Schwans is offering an item for halloween that looks familiar. They call them “Meatball Spiders”, but clearly these were built in the image of the FSM.
You can get them here.
FSM study group at Florida high school
Published by Bobby Henderson October 19th, 2008 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 21 CommentsJust thought you might like to hear that some fellow worshipers are spreading the gospel over at Lawton Chiles High in Tallahassee, Florida. We had a crowd of about 40 on our first meeting, which was an epic success, handing out fliers and enlightening the student body about our beliefs through visual presentations of global [...]
this is all absolute bullfuck
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 94 CommentsTHIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.
YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..
GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS
-franklin
Pastafarian illustration
Published by Bobby Henderson October 17th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 22 CommentsThis illustration was made by Doug Forbes. I think it’s amazing.
I created this in old tattoo style and posted it on deviant. Idea of FSM helping its Pirate Pastafarians with it’s noodley appendages through rough weather.
Here is Doug’s DeviantArt page.
Last week, the Springfield, Missouri newspaper News-Reader published an editorial describing events that took place during an anti-abortion rally and subsequent anti-anti-abortion rally, ostensibly orchestrated by the local chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Because this is not true, and because News-Leader neglected to do any fact-checking, I am going to [...]
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