YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH

Published September 17th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Kay look we all like Cheech and Chong but not when they start a religion. Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life.

I say this to all the members of this church. Please come to your senses and stop with this blasphemy and find JESUS. He is the WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE. He tells you everything you need to listen to him.

If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen. You will be amazed when the HOLY SPIRIT WASHES OVER YOU.

This is BLASPHEMY. Please stop misguiding people and come to the real lord who LOVES YOU. JESUS LOVES YOU JESUS IS ALIVE JESUS IS LORD YOU CAN BE SAVED.

MAY GOD PLEASE HELP AND BLESS YOU TO GET OVER THIS HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE THAT YOU HAVE STARTED LEAVE THIS FAKE CHURCH AND FIND THE ONLY ONE REAL GOD JESUS JESUS JESUS.

HE IS THE ONE HE IS THE WAY LISTEN TO HIM AND FOLLOW HIM AND YOU WILL BE AMAZED.

-Daniel



300 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH”

  1. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Daniel: Despite your JESUS fixation, I’m glad you took the effort to mention the Holy Spirit. Of the 3 personalities of the schizto Christian God, he runs a distant third. In fact, if you relate your god to the 3 Stooges, he’s lower than Larry. Karl Marx said “Religion is the opiate of the people”. That would make the Holy Spirit your “Doctor Feelgood”.

    God the father, like any old man, likes to take a back seat and relax. Probably too much; he lets too much slide here on Earth, wouldn’t you agree? When he was younger, he’d go around smiting people left and right, taking out whole cities like Sodom and Gomorrah. Maybe he’s too far gone to do much nowadays. Never heard of anyone with their own SON as part of their multiple personality.

    Jesus on the other hand gets all the publicity. At least NOW he does. Funny how the historians of his day didn’t ever mention someone who was the object of Herod’s slaughter of the first born sons (no historical proof) the subject of a brutal execution (again, no historical proof), maker of miracles like raising people from the dead (first mentioned centuries after his death), and the first person ever to come back from the dead (according to only the bible – no historical proof, once again).

    Why does Jesus get all the attention? Because he’s more like us! Humans created god AND his son, but we can humanize a Jesus better if we pretend he walked the earth.

  2. FF says:

    The holy spirit has already washed over you in a big, hot, steaming pile.
    TRIPLE JESUS

  3. Jimmy-Bob says:

    ‘JESUS IS ALIVE’
    According to your bible: ‘Jesus’ died almost 2000 years ago.

  4. ATSAP REVOL says:

    Oh Daniel, you think this is a catastrophe? Wait until the Rapture occurs…planes without pilots falling from the sky, autos without drivers careening wildly into other autos, unflushed toilets full of stinky shit. But it’s all part of God’s plan, right?
    -
    ATSAP REVOL, The Bullshit Inspector

  5. Passafist says:

    Do people actually think that typing in CAPs or pleading will change anyones mind? Only through His Noodleness will I believe!! R’amen.

  6. Pasta Beard says:

    For any children on this website:
    Remember kids, swear words and capslock are in fact NOT cruise control for cool.

  7. Ian says:

    You claim Jesus to have all of the answers, well, go do your other worldly preaching to atheists, ’cause we have faith in something else, don’t ruin it for us.
    REman.

  8. Joukahainen says:

    Daniel Daniel …

    Jesus was a man. Everything else depends on your imagination. Many protestants see him as son of God. Muslims regard him as a prophet. Your thinking is so polarized that you’re missing the point in everything.

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