YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH

Published September 17th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Kay look we all like Cheech and Chong but not when they start a religion. Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life.

I say this to all the members of this church. Please come to your senses and stop with this blasphemy and find JESUS. He is the WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE. He tells you everything you need to listen to him.

If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen. You will be amazed when the HOLY SPIRIT WASHES OVER YOU.

This is BLASPHEMY. Please stop misguiding people and come to the real lord who LOVES YOU. JESUS LOVES YOU JESUS IS ALIVE JESUS IS LORD YOU CAN BE SAVED.

MAY GOD PLEASE HELP AND BLESS YOU TO GET OVER THIS HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE THAT YOU HAVE STARTED LEAVE THIS FAKE CHURCH AND FIND THE ONLY ONE REAL GOD JESUS JESUS JESUS.

HE IS THE ONE HE IS THE WAY LISTEN TO HIM AND FOLLOW HIM AND YOU WILL BE AMAZED.

-Daniel



300 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH”

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  1. Ed says:

    I love the slow, gradual crescendo that leads into the full on caps lock orgy in the second half. It’s a finely crafted rant.

  2. Nephelokokkygia says:

    CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

    Apparently.

  3. Ubi Dubium says:

    Ow, Ow, Ow, my ears! Stop shouting!

    Oh, yes, if you just say the same tired old stuff LOUDLY ENOUGH, it will convert everybody. Never mind that they have heard it all hundreds of times before. Just be obnoxious enough and you’ll get em!

    Honestly, go back to your pumpkin patch and wait for the Great Pumpkin on your own. I have a life to be lived, and Pasta to eat. Leave me out of your superstitions.

    RAmen

  4. Jason the amazing whiteboy says:

    kay look, we all love cheech and chong, but not when they try to start a religion. Please come to the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER and be saved, he wants to give a better eternal life. I say this to all members of the catholic church. Please come to your senses and stop this blasphemy and find the FSM. He is the way, the truth, and the pasta. He tells you everything you need to listen to him. If you had it outs with the church of FSM, don’t go on our website. but at least buy an ACTUAL GOSPEL of the FSM, pray, eat pasta, and listen, you will be amazed when one of his noodley appendages rubs all over you.

    There is no such thing as BLASPHEMY in the eyes of the FSM, but please stop misguiding people and come to the real lord and god, the FSM who still LOVES YOU. FSM LOVES YOU, FSM IS ALIVE FSM IS LORD AND YOU WILL BE SAVED.

    MAY FSM PLEASE HELP AND BLESS YOU TO GET OVER THIS HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE THAT JESUS STARTED LEAVE YOU FALSE CHURCH AND FIND THE ONLYONE REAL GOD FSM FSM FSM.

    HE IS THE ONE HE IS THE WAY LISTEN TO HIM AND FOLLOW HIM AND YOU WILL BE AMAZED.

    -Jason the Amazing Whiteboy

  5. StJason says:

    Arr… Congratulation on findin’ yer Caps Lock key.

  6. Mr White says:

    Jebus is real??????!!????

  7. Colling says:

    Yet more hatred mixed with appalling grammer. When will they see the light that those of us who are enlightened also know how to spell???

    Oh and if there is only one god, why only write to us? why not have a go at all the other faiths, as well. May be because they feel especially threatened by our good naturedness and wondrous heaven.

  8. Melinda Dillon says:

    Uhm…no.

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