Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:
The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.
-Steve
Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.
They are the same height, but last for 5 minutes.
#3, Steve, Bet it tasted better than a crusty little wafer. Yet another reason to convert! Our God tastes way, way better.
AarrrRAmen!
Steve. You are an evil blasphemer! Pirates eat watermelon to increase their ejaculate volume, not to fly. My mommy told me so. I hope you rot in FSM hell…which has ugly strippers and watered down American beer.
wow, thems is fightin words.
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