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Watermelon

Published September 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:

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The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.

-Steve

Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.



13 Responses to “Watermelon”

  1. pirate anarchist says:

    Praised be the very obvious noodly appendages!
    check out the url i put in the website blank. you’ll shit bricks.

  2. http://OrigamiSquared.googlepages.com says:

    Sell it on eBay and then retire! You will have more time to spread the word!

  3. Steve says:

    I’m afraid that in a moment of weakness, I ate the fsm.

  4. Vermicelli says:

    Its a miracle! Sell it on Ebay!

  5. Arg Sayer says:

    Pirates don’t fly. But then they don’t eat watermelon either. Proof positive that pirates eat watermelon to fly! I would have eaten the tomato-red fsm too. Now you’re blessed by his noodly appendage all through your cells.

    RAmen. Arg.

  6. http://OrigamiSquared.googlepages.com says:

    Arg Sayers:
    You equally disbelieve that pirates don’t eat watermelons to fly as much as we do. Seeing this is a religion, the burden is on you to prove your disbelief. Anyway, why wouldn’t a pirate eat watermelon? Pirates love flying!

  7. lilwench says:

    I think it looks more like a handlebar mustache. Maybe if I drink another Ayinger or two, I will see His Noodly Appendages.

  8. Fenrisulfer says:

    Steve, have you noticed any changes in the height of your jumps since said consumption of the watermelon?

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