Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:
The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.
-Steve
Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.
Praised be the very obvious noodly appendages!
check out the url i put in the website blank. you’ll shit bricks.
Sell it on eBay and then retire! You will have more time to spread the word!
I’m afraid that in a moment of weakness, I ate the fsm.
Its a miracle! Sell it on Ebay!
Pirates don’t fly. But then they don’t eat watermelon either. Proof positive that pirates eat watermelon to fly! I would have eaten the tomato-red fsm too. Now you’re blessed by his noodly appendage all through your cells.
RAmen. Arg.
Arg Sayers:
You equally disbelieve that pirates don’t eat watermelons to fly as much as we do. Seeing this is a religion, the burden is on you to prove your disbelief. Anyway, why wouldn’t a pirate eat watermelon? Pirates love flying!
I think it looks more like a handlebar mustache. Maybe if I drink another Ayinger or two, I will see His Noodly Appendages.
Steve, have you noticed any changes in the height of your jumps since said consumption of the watermelon?