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This is the most idiotic thing

Published September 27th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Hahahahhaa. This is the most idiotic thing I’ve heard. Pastafarianism, what such bullshit, how about you all turn agnostic and end this?

-hoho



56 Responses to “This is the most idiotic thing”

  1. Captain Headwound says:

    Because we don’t believe in the possibility of god, fascist. We believe in either A) the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or B) nothing. So tell all of your fascist friends to just shut up, and leave us alone.

  2. BlondBeard says:

    turn spagnositic? nah, I love the FSM.

    btw Fliegenden Nudeln, we do have a hell. it is similar to heaven, except all the strippers have STDs and the beer from the volcanoes is stale.

  3. JoshM says:

    Pathetic. I am damn proud to call myself a pastafarian. You can rant and complain about us you dogmatic jerk, but we shall never fall. As the saying goes, “If you can’t beat us, join us”. Welcome aboard!! Please pick up your eye patch and regalia at the desk to your right.
    RAmen

  4. Cape Buffalo says:

    Because being agnostic is almost as stupid as being religous. “you can’t prove or disprove god exists, so therefore you might or might not believe in him?” Grow up and pick a side.

  5. Drunken Dogg says:

    Oli, you have raised awareness……

    OH FSM, THE STUPID ONES HAVE LEARNED GOOD GRAMMAR, HOW TO WRITE IN COMPLETE SENTENCES, AND HOW TO USE BIG WORDS….. WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO ?!?!?!

  6. Marcus Aurelius says:

    @ Captain Headwound

    Um, agnostic doesn’t mean you believe in god or not. That being said, this guy’s funny.

  7. Advantageous Mongoose says:

    I’m not going back to agnosticism, it’s bland and boring. I’m sticking with this crazy belief bullshit, I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Why don’t you join in?

  8. Bx 32 says:

    Well I would, but agnostics are pussies. And I can’t be a pussy because no pirate worth his salt (and gold) is one.
    RAmen Mateys!

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