this is a stupid internet meme

Published September 29th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This is a stupid Internet Meme that has somehow turned into some kind of religion. Ranting at them is not going to help.

Before you ask, yes, I am Christian and believed Jesus died on the cross for all of us because he loved us that much.

If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only saved one person?

-Crystos



156 Responses to “this is a stupid internet meme”

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  1. skywalker says:

    …sheesh.. that’s easy! Yes

  2. Grumble says:

    what he/she’s actually saying is that Jesus is dead. And that he would have sacrifised himself and everything he could have accomplished with his magic (healing the sick, delivering wisdom etc.) for one random person. That seems either selfish or stupid. unless he thought that person was worth it, in wich case we are not all equal at all as he claimed earlier in his life.

    so, Crystos, is Jesus an idiot or a liar?

  3. zig says:

    Actually, most trolls do not seek religion. Although many fear it! The intellect of a troll is just too limited to handle the complexities involved with religiosity. Either they get frustrated and seek to crush all believers and eat them or they simply run away in fear.

    But pirates fear no trolls!!!

  4. Daverd says:

    “If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only saved one person?”

    A multitude of people don’t hate him.

    He doesn’t have to…

  5. Franko says:

    “Before you ask, yes, I am Christian and believed [past tense] Jesus died on the cross for all of us because he loved us…” [Did Dr. Freud make a little slip, here?]

  6. Wildcat says:

    Bahaha this is too funny… Seriously, I’m a strong believer in FSM, and everytime I read the hate e-mails, I crack up… they’re so pointless..
    Why don’t they just stop wasting their time to try and stop a huge group from worship?

    Like, let’s go and try to stop all the Canadian’s from wearing heavy jackets in the winter to keep warm… Very stupid effort isn’t it?

  7. Roy Hunter says:

    Congratulations on recognising that RELIGION = MEME.

    Write RELIGION = MEME on a post-it and stick it on your shaving mirror, Crystos. Look at it every once in a while. See if it makes you think about anything differently…

  8. evoneve says:

    god must not have liked that kid much huh? he was a sucky dad too to sacrifice his own kid if i’m not mistaken parents are supposed to protect or at least put up with their own damn kids! and what the hell!?! crystos? you call yourself god but in latin/greek!?! hahaha! wow. talk about using the term loosely!

    does your god taste delicious!?! (please don’t tell me i don’t want to know about your cannibalistic ways thank you very much!)

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