I find this religion absolutly rediculous

Published September 22nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.

Someone…please change my opinion/views on this matter. I want to know if this is real and why you beleive. But until i get answers…your all fucking crazy. I mean listen to yourselves!!!!

‘OH YOUR GREAT NOODLYNESS!!!’

‘ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY INVSIBLY MOSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!’

…do you hear yourselves when you speak??? Im not trying to be mean, and this is not hate mail in any way im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!

Someone please answer my questions!!!!

Explain this religion to me!!

why spaghetti? And why pirates?? What proof do you have??? Someone get back to me. I must know.

-Emilee



162 Responses to “I find this religion absolutly rediculous”

  1. rdaved says:

    The mere thought of his Noodly appendages gives me a warm feeling inside.

    He makes me laugh, he makes me smile. The FSM is wonderful. He gives me reason to live.

    It should be written into law (as it is in Kansas, USA) that we are all taught about FSM from a young age.

    I think I shall also have it written into my will my love for the FSM just so that a minister from the local church has to talk about him and his wonderful noodly appendages in his sermon.

    RAMEN

  2. rAMEN RAH says:

    its absolutely ridiculous that you spelled ridiculous wrong a countless amount of times. go canoodle yourself foolish mortal for i am so humble as to not vanquish my majestic meatballs upon you.

    Quit being a bitch and just respect other peoples religious views, regardless you will burn in hell.

    i am jah ramen rah better known as noodles, i exist to not be real but only to rid of all humans that do not praise faith in jah.

    RAMEN… no, top RAMEN

  3. brandon says:

    i find this absolutly appealing to know their are others who laugh in the face of religion hail thy noodly master

  4. :DD says:

    Some people just don’t get it. You have to have a certain IQ to understand the relationship between pirates, global warming, and Spaghetti. Come back when you’re smarter.

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