I find this religion absolutly rediculous

Published September 22nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.

Someone…please change my opinion/views on this matter. I want to know if this is real and why you beleive. But until i get answers…your all fucking crazy. I mean listen to yourselves!!!!

‘OH YOUR GREAT NOODLYNESS!!!’

‘ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY INVSIBLY MOSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!’

…do you hear yourselves when you speak??? Im not trying to be mean, and this is not hate mail in any way im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!

Someone please answer my questions!!!!

Explain this religion to me!!

why spaghetti? And why pirates?? What proof do you have??? Someone get back to me. I must know.

-Emilee



162 Responses to “I find this religion absolutly rediculous”

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  1. Joukahainen says:

    I laughed once again when the poor fella demanded proof …

  2. donepezil split says:

    mmxfBB no comment.

  3. david says:

    the point of pastafarianism is that any problem you have with it you can flip on any other religion.

  4. el-dub says:

    That’s great that we turned her off religion completely.

  5. Libbith says:

    Why is it that no one can properly spell ridiculous? Rediculous, really?

  6. Pete Byrdie says:

    I really thought the highlight was, “…im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!” What a little firecracker Emilee must be.

  7. Keith says:

    At least it has had the positive effect of turning her mind off false religions as well. Based on what she says she won’t be coming back spewing quotes about jeebus and hellfire.

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