Comments on: this is a stupid internet meme http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-910188 Drained and Washed Clean Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:15:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-910188 31 - Christ Lives On - Dec 25th, 2008 Hi, I’m a Christian ** I never would have guessed seeing as you are about to take your jeebus's name in vain. and you cannot take a goddamn pile of spaghetti and make a god to worship out of it. ** There it is!!! We can worship whatever we want. You guys made up and invisible zombie sky daddy. How is that any more far fetched. I tried to pray for more spaghetti sauce and parmesan cheese, did I get it? ** Amputees pray to get their missing appendages back, do they ever get it? Hell no! ** Exactly But Christ answers all prayers, don’t believe me, just try it and see what you fucking get. ** Someone I love very deeply was diagnosed with a terminal illness. He had multiple entire congregations praying for him. Nothing. And I refer back to my amputee comment. They got nothin' too. I’ll be praying that your lost soul does not burn forever. ** YEAH!! I love being threatened with eternal pain and suffering. Thanks for, once again, confirming what Christianity is all about. Manipulating the feeble minded by playing on a very common fear, no longer existing. But a majority of us would rather you do something more productive with your time, like volunteer. That actually benefits people instead of tithing which only benefits the church wallet. 31 – Christ Lives On – Dec 25th, 2008

Hi, I’m a Christian
** I never would have guessed seeing as you are about to take your jeebus’s name in vain.

and you cannot take a goddamn pile of spaghetti and make a god to worship out of it.
** There it is!!! We can worship whatever we want. You guys made up and invisible zombie sky daddy. How is that any more far fetched.

I tried to pray for more spaghetti sauce and parmesan cheese, did I get it?
** Amputees pray to get their missing appendages back, do they ever get it?

Hell no!
** Exactly

But Christ answers all prayers, don’t believe me, just try it and see what you fucking get.
** Someone I love very deeply was diagnosed with a terminal illness. He had multiple entire congregations praying for him. Nothing. And I refer back to my amputee comment. They got nothin’ too.

I’ll be praying that your lost soul does not burn forever.
** YEAH!! I love being threatened with eternal pain and suffering. Thanks for, once again, confirming what Christianity is all about. Manipulating the feeble minded by playing on a very common fear, no longer existing. But a majority of us would rather you do something more productive with your time, like volunteer. That actually benefits people instead of tithing which only benefits the church wallet.

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]]> By: char http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-890940 char Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:25:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-890940 hm... Interesting, because, don't you have free will? I have free will. Didn't Einstein have free will? Yep. His mind was a little odd too. Asbergers or something. ^.^ No, I don't believe that a God will interfere with any of our personal lives. Why? I wouldn't want to get involved with us psychotic freaks if I could avoid it. OH SNAP! I don't have that choice. We have free will so that we can be self reliant. QUICK! NO ONE STEAL THAT! I NEED TO GET A COPYRIGHT FIRST! IT'S MY LIFELONG DREAM TO BE A PHILOSIPHER!!! Oh wait... I have a philosiphy, therefor I must be a philosipher. Hm. ^.^ The difference (I hear) is whether or not people will accept what you said as "true" (I believe in Fact, not Truth). So... You aren't a very good philosopher, seeing as over 100 people think you're making an ass of yourself. hm… Interesting, because, don’t you have free will? I have free will. Didn’t Einstein have free will? Yep. His mind was a little odd too. Asbergers or something. ^.^ No, I don’t believe that a God will interfere with any of our personal lives. Why? I wouldn’t want to get involved with us psychotic freaks if I could avoid it. OH SNAP! I don’t have that choice. We have free will so that we can be self reliant. QUICK! NO ONE STEAL THAT! I NEED TO GET A COPYRIGHT FIRST! IT’S MY LIFELONG DREAM TO BE A PHILOSIPHER!!! Oh wait… I have a philosiphy, therefor I must be a philosipher. Hm. ^.^

The difference (I hear) is whether or not people will accept what you said as “true” (I believe in Fact, not Truth). So…

You aren’t a very good philosopher, seeing as over 100 people think you’re making an ass of yourself.

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]]> By: Chris http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-874538 Chris Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:48:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-874538 He wouldn't need to. He could just use his noodly appendage to intervene. Besides it wouldn't be that bad if they died. They'd get to go to heaven He wouldn’t need to. He could just use his noodly appendage to intervene. Besides it wouldn’t be that bad if they died. They’d get to go to heaven

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]]> By: James D the king of pirates http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811573 James D the king of pirates Fri, 15 May 2009 00:29:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811573 We are all the FSM's children but heres the thing no Christian will admit, if Jesus died for our "sins" wouldnt it be a waste of his death trying not to sin, would not a life of sin embody his sacrifice so that his death was not in vain? chew on that meat ball. We are all the FSM’s children but heres the thing no Christian will admit, if Jesus died for our “sins” wouldnt it be a waste of his death trying not to sin, would not a life of sin embody his sacrifice so that his death was not in vain? chew on that meat ball.

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811430 plumberbob Thu, 14 May 2009 20:42:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811430 Crystos, You "believed"? You mean you did believe, at one time, but don't believe now? "...he loved us...? You mean that he did at one time, but doesn't love us now? That seems like an admission of apostasy and an admission of heresy. Read what a truly sensible Christian Evangelist, Southern Ptarmigan, tenth down on the comments thread, has to say: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508 RAmen Crystos,
You “believed”? You mean you did believe, at one time, but don’t believe now?
“…he loved us…? You mean that he did at one time, but doesn’t love us now?
That seems like an admission of apostasy and an admission of heresy.
Read what a truly sensible Christian Evangelist, Southern Ptarmigan, tenth down on the comments thread, has to say:

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508

RAmen

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]]> By: Scarlet http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811384 Scarlet Thu, 14 May 2009 19:29:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811384 Long John, Come again? Long John, Come again?

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]]> By: Long John Silver http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811316 Long John Silver Thu, 14 May 2009 17:02:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-811316 >If I may ask, though, would your god willing give up his own (meat) balls (if he even has them) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only sated one persons appetite? >If I may ask, though, would your god willing give up his own (meat) balls (if he even has them) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only sated one persons appetite?

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]]> By: fluffy http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-745592 fluffy Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:25:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-745592 "If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only saved one person?" FSM has many sons. He just dosen't know yet. “If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only saved one person?”

FSM has many sons. He just dosen’t know yet.

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]]> By: ubidubikid #1 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-742495 ubidubikid #1 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:19:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-742495 "This is a stupid Internet Meme that has somehow turned into some kind of religion. Ranting at them is not going to help." no, no you've got it all wrong, this is a stupid religion that has somehow turned into some kind of internet meme. “This is a stupid Internet Meme that has somehow turned into some kind of religion. Ranting at them is not going to help.”

no, no you’ve got it all wrong, this is a stupid religion that has somehow turned into some kind of internet meme.

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]]> By: Austin http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-722251 Austin Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:45:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-722251 "Before you ask, yes, I am Christian and believed Jesus died on the cross for all of us because he loved us that much." Really? He loves all of us? Including children in 3rd-world countries and slaves? Huh, and I just thought that he hated them! "If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence?" Yeah, check your local Olive Garden. “Before you ask, yes, I am Christian and believed Jesus died on the cross for all of us because he loved us that much.”

Really? He loves all of us? Including children in 3rd-world countries and slaves? Huh, and I just thought that he hated them!

“If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence?”

Yeah, check your local Olive Garden.

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]]> By: Lezlee http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-713283 Lezlee Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:59:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-713283 ohkay for all of the stupid people who think that this is an actual "religion" please learn to internet. This did not start as a internet meme. It became one. Alrighty retards lets assume that you can read. --- The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity created as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role. In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson parodies the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator which closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs.[4] He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.[5] ohkay for all of the stupid people who think that this is an actual “religion” please learn to internet. This did not start as a internet meme. It became one. Alrighty retards lets assume that you can read.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity created as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified ‘Intelligent Designer’ to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role.

In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson parodies the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator which closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs.[4] He furthermore calls for the “Pastafarian” theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.[5]

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]]> By: Long N. http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710872 Long N. Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:03:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710872 k, let's try it...Jesus, can you physically show yourself to me and my buddy? how about saying hi to my mom, who is a fervent believer in you, in say, 1 minute? and please make it obvious that we actually witnessed you. like, say your name, and what you do. and then dissappear in a flash of light or slowly levitate towards heaven. ...well, it's been a minute, and my prayer wasn't answered. on the other hand, I asked earlier to have pasta for dinner, and that's what I got XD k, let’s try it…Jesus, can you physically show yourself to me and my buddy? how about saying hi to my mom, who is a fervent believer in you, in say, 1 minute? and please make it obvious that we actually witnessed you.

like, say your name, and what you do. and then dissappear in a flash of light or slowly levitate towards heaven.

…well, it’s been a minute, and my prayer wasn’t answered. on the other hand, I asked earlier to have pasta for dinner, and that’s what I got XD

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]]> By: Indignantly indifferent http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710783 Indignantly indifferent Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:02:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710783 just wanted to let Mr. Poster #131, that's not a very christian attitude. i dont know about the you or the rest of the people here, but i have always been taught to be open minded, and open to possibilities, no matter how different they may be from our own. i choose to live by this mantra, and i think you should think very hard about doing the same. Nevertheless, this all has been written to proove a point, not to threaten your religiosity. if your faith is so weak that it can be shaken by something as simple as the FSM, then i think you aughta be praying for yourself more that anything... praying to God above to give you the faith you think you have. I don't wanna hear any more whining from you... remember, Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins. :) (note the satire once again... and if y ou take that seriously, then you really have no clue what religion, or faith, really mean) just wanted to let Mr. Poster #131, that’s not a very christian attitude. i dont know about the you or the rest of the people here, but i have always been taught to be open minded, and open to possibilities, no matter how different they may be from our own. i choose to live by this mantra, and i think you should think very hard about doing the same.

Nevertheless, this all has been written to proove a point, not to threaten your religiosity. if your faith is so weak that it can be shaken by something as simple as the FSM, then i think you aughta be praying for yourself more that anything… praying to God above to give you the faith you think you have.

I don’t wanna hear any more whining from you… remember, Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins. :) (note the satire once again… and if y ou take that seriously, then you really have no clue what religion, or faith, really mean)

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]]> By: littleanimal http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710718 littleanimal Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:43:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710718 @Post #131 Haha you sucker. You think jesus is real. Sucker. You just don't get it do you, you sorry twat. Have you ever in your life had a prayer answered? Tell the truth and don't sidestep the question with some irrelevant bullshit like your ilk usually do. Or don't come back, we don't give a shit either way- @Post #131

Haha you sucker. You think jesus is real. Sucker.

You just don’t get it do you, you sorry twat. Have you ever in your life had a prayer answered? Tell the truth and don’t sidestep the question with some irrelevant bullshit like your ilk usually do. Or don’t come back, we don’t give a shit either way-

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]]> By: Christ Lives On http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710525 Christ Lives On Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:55:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-710525 Hi, I'm a Christian and you cannot take a goddamn pile of spaghetti and make a god to worship out of it. I tried to pray for more spaghetti sauce and parmesan cheese, did I get it? Hell no! But Christ answers all prayers, don't believe me, just try it and see what you fucking get. I'll be praying that your lost soul does not burn forever. Hi, I’m a Christian and you cannot take a goddamn pile of spaghetti and make a god to worship out of it. I tried to pray for more spaghetti sauce and parmesan cheese, did I get it? Hell no! But Christ answers all prayers, don’t believe me, just try it and see what you fucking get. I’ll be praying that your lost soul does not burn forever.

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]]> By: jay http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-708587 jay Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:04:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-708587 i dunno ya, macta. if you were one of my close friends i would say "yes. hell yes. i would totally worship your dad if he had you whacked!" but since im not that close to you, i wont insult you. i dunno ya, macta. if you were one of my close friends i would say “yes. hell yes. i would totally worship your dad if he had you whacked!” but since im not that close to you, i wont insult you.

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]]> By: Macta http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-706576 Macta Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:27:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-706576 I don't think it's right to worship some1 or something that would kill off it's son at all... that's just mean... what would you guys think if my dad killed me off? it'd be all over the news as "Father kills son, gets life in prison" and everyone would look down on him... I KNOW!!! lets put that BASTARD on trial for killing his own son!!!!! I don’t think it’s right to worship some1 or something that would kill off it’s son at all… that’s just mean… what would you guys think if my dad killed me off? it’d be all over the news as “Father kills son, gets life in prison” and everyone would look down on him… I KNOW!!! lets put that BASTARD on trial for killing his own son!!!!!

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]]> By: jay http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-704232 jay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:18:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-704232 no. the FSM wears a condom. however, he will provide all five food groups to any who need it weather they like him or not. meatballs, tomato sauce (and not the cheep stuff in the can either) noodles and Parmesan are all there for you. thats how much he loves you. no. the FSM wears a condom. however, he will provide all five food groups to any who need it weather they like him or not. meatballs, tomato sauce (and not the cheep stuff in the can either) noodles and Parmesan are all there for you. thats how much he loves you.

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]]> By: Sqid http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-701751 Sqid Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:13:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-701751 The Lord gives up His own body, His holy meatballs and noodly appendages, and every other type of Holy pasta. He gives up more then His own son for Goodness. He gives up His whole family. The Lord gives up His own body, His holy meatballs and noodly appendages, and every other type of Holy pasta. He gives up more then His own son for Goodness. He gives up His whole family.

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]]> By: Jay http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-686486 Jay Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:46:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/29/this-is-a-stupid-internet-meme/#comment-686486 um, wasn't christianity originally a meme? OH THAT'S RIGHT! SHIT! Passed laterally through generations of society. DAMMIT! Wouldn't blasting the concepts of memetics be blasting the origin of your own faith? GOD I HATE MYSELF CUZ IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUUUUUUUUUPID. It's ok, the almighty FSM forgives all. Even the likes of ye. OH THANK YOU FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER FOR SHOWING ME THE WAY! RAmen! um, wasn’t christianity originally a meme? OH THAT’S RIGHT! SHIT! Passed laterally through generations of society. DAMMIT!

Wouldn’t blasting the concepts of memetics be blasting the origin of your own faith? GOD I HATE MYSELF CUZ IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUUUUUUUUUPID.

It’s ok, the almighty FSM forgives all. Even the likes of ye. OH THANK YOU FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER FOR SHOWING ME THE WAY! RAmen!

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