I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap.you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me ……. there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!! get real get a life and find The treu and only God
-De Wet
I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life
Published by Bobby Henderson September 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 118 Comments
118 Responses to “I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life”
Troll much?
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Dear De Wet,
Just so you will know, I looked up “Pasta” in Wikipedia. Here is what I found, “Pasta (Italian for “dough”) is a generic term for Italian variants of noodles, food made from a dough of flour, water and/or eggs, that is boiled.” Now, don’t you feel better?
As for your exhortation to find “The treu and only God,” I am not interested in that because I have found the TRUE God, the FSM.
RAmen
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See comments to all other Hate Mails.
(by the looks of it, it seems this guy is Dutch – too bad. I am too.)
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I’m always curious about this ‘only’ god. That would mean that these people have the only right to the truth. So what proof do they have? None.
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Sweet! First prize!
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Yeah…we do know what it is made of: flour, egg, salt and noodley goodness. What’s your god made of?
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Well “De wet”,
It happens to be that “pasta s”[sic] are made of “The treu and only God”[sic], so I think most of us here have followed your request quite promptly.
Have a nice day
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Seriously? Is De Wet aware that many Christians believe that a cracker is literally the body of Christ?
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Your letter demonstrates clearly that you have indeed seen some crazy shit in your life. Now, take a wild guess as to what that may be!
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I love to start my day with a nice glass of attempted insults from a spelling-and-grammar-and-punctuation-challenged cretin. Please, if you’re going to attempt to insult us, take the time to read the Open Letter, and try to understand what it tells you about our philosophy. Open a dictionary, and brush up on the definition of satire. While you’re at it, you might want to check out the definition of science, too.
Just to clarify a few of your bizarre misperceptions –
I am real
I have a life, else how would I feel that pain? Or type this?
In order to find the “treu and only God”, there would have to be an actual word “treu”. There would also have to be an actual god. As soon as you can come up with some proof of these things, I’ll consider climbing on the bandwagon, but I’m not going to be holding my breath. Meanwhile, might I suggest you consider a remedial course in basic English skills.
RAmen
ET
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Oh dear; first let me appologise for all the people that will point out your spelling is attrocious. It’s rather easy to insult your intelligence based on poor spelling.
Much more important is to look at your points. Oh, you made none. Now THAT shows you’re the true winner of the stupid awards.
PS Pasta us made from a variety of materials, most commonly Durham wheat but occasionally othercrops (such as corn, pulses etc), especially pastas for those who have gluten free diets.
PPS Religions claiming to have the true and only God usually assume he/she/it is not made of any observable material which is even more rediculous.
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I agree. All those people out there believing silly stuff. I mean, there is a group out there who believes that by taking all their churches expensive ’self improvement’ classes, they can get rid of the evil spirits of dead aliens who are hanging on to them and giving them bad luck! And don’t even start me on the crazy Jesus cult.
Yes. Everyone should switch to the one ‘treu’ God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
P.S.: Lame troll. Aside from a few spelling mistakes, and inappropriate punctuation, it’s more or less coherent. 4/10
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get real get a life and find The treu and only God
The one who can spell?
RAmen
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All the Hate Mail DOES come from one single guy, does it?
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I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap. You guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know people live only about 80 years? How could a guy who created the universe still be around……. there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!! get real get a life and find The treu and only God; The Flying Spaggheti monster.
Ramen.
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Which one is the treu (sic) and only god again? Buddha? Krishna? Zeus? Allah? Yahweh? Wendigo?
Please provide proof for your assertion. And a book whose author is unverified is not proof. We have a book, and the author IS verified. Therefore we win.
And we do know what pasta is made of. But that’s just earthly pasta, a pale simulacrum of his noodliness. We do the best we can.
And, as an aside, we’re still batting .000 for the ability of you nuts to express yourselves coherently and back up anything you assert.
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Now that’s comedy!
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I’d like to apologise for my spelling in my earlier comment, mainly typos and a dodgy space bar
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Oh boy! 1st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! Finally, we can be taken seriously as a religion.
Pasta is made of pure happiness and joy. Go ahead and look it up on the package of your spaghetti noodles.
Ingredients: happiness (pure), joy (pure).
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Wow. You’ve got number 20 on my own personal “list o’ stupid people”. ;)
Learn to spell, please. :P
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Well, the Treu god is made up out of someone’s imagination. At least I can taste mine.
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Your a damn jew!
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Because of your persuasive arguments, I’d have no choice but to join your religion. However, I’m afraid my average grammar, punctuation and spelling skills would disqualify me.
If I should suffer some brain damage and become hate-filled, though, I’ll be right with you!
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And which god would you be talking about? I mean, there’s plenty of religions (past and present) that have gods, so which specific one are you talking about?
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“futher”…”actualy”…”treu”…”there is no words”
Exactly what language are you speaking? No, De Wet, don’t go away. Come back! I need to know what teacher failed you so miserably!
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Crazy shit? Crazy shit for the FSM.
Stupid? Stupid for the FSM.
rAmen
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I’m getting to the point where I could accept the teaching of creationism in school; on the condition that the students had to reach a basic standard of literacy first.
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“I ve seen some crazy shit in my life …..”
-You mean every Sunday?
“but people actualy believing in this crap”
-Yes, they do.
“you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!!”
-If that’s the wish of his noodlyness
“futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me …….”
-Perhaps you are looking for this – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta
“there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!!”
-Yes,… isn’t it amazing how it always is somewhat less stupid than what most people believe? :) Praise our noodly master!
“get real”
-Check
“get a life”
-Check
“and find The treu and only God”
-Check (I assume treu means true)
Now why don’t you go ahead and try the same with yourself.
Fear not, the holy FSM is the most forgiving and you’ll soon be touched by his noodly appendage and may the wisdom blessed unto thee.
RAmen!
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Thank God! Someone with some sense, finally! You’re right of course. These people are all crazy. A God made of Spaghetti? Ridiculous!
He’s made of Fussili. Obviously.
“…but people actually believe in this crap.” Hmmmm, Magic Jewish sky Zombies, talking bushes, a “loving God” that kills over 2 million people (read the bible), and if he’s so loving, why is everyone so scared of incurring his wrath? The Father, The Son AND Holy Spirit? ONE true God, I’m sorry, which one?
And, for the record, we all know what pasta is made of. But how do you know it wasn’t created in His image? Is it in your bible somewhere? “Whoeth ever sayeth the pasta iseth divine, musteth be casteth outeth” I’m paraphrasing of course.
Dude, srsly. Get a clue. Learn to spell.
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I already found the TRUE (not treu) and only god, and he’s a FSM.
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Not buying it.
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Why can’t these boobs spell?
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It’s Satire. You don’t think Swift actually wanted to eat babies, do you?
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We win the 1st prize at the Stupid Awards? Wow. I thought that every year you christians (I am guessing. If you are of any other religion, I apologize) wrap up every single award. Wow, this is a first. YAY! Go Pastafarianism!
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“Blessed are the ignorant, illiterate and grammatically challenged, for they shall inherit the…. uh.. the.. Ahhhhhh, fuck ‘em They’re not getting anything.”
signed,
god and the baby jesus
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Oh, the mutiny of his grammar!
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Pasta is made of wheat, primarily.
I’d like the thank the FSM (for my new prize!) YAY!
There is no words to describe poor grammar. ARE.
Yes, the true god is made of pasta!
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Been there. Done that. Pasta is usually made from wheat flour although you can also get rice pasta. As for the one true god. which one out of thousands is that? I’m glad we got your attention but it would help if you could just be a bit more specific. As far as I know the FSM is the one true God but he’s pretty laid back so you might not have noticed. Talking about crazy shit, have you heard about the people that actually believe there’s a God that is so self centred and nasty that if you don’t believe in him and follow his rules he’ll condemn you to eternity in a flaming pit? That’s insane! This God, who many people believe created the universe apparently does this out of love. It begs the question: why would anyone want to follow this sick and twisted religion? Their priests probably have a history of having sex with little boys. It wouldn’t surprise me at all. Why I bet they even beg and scam people for money. They probably spend utter millions on churches while people are starving to death. Can you imagine? I have to wonder just what kind of idiot believes this nonsense? Oh yeah, they also think that this God created the universe only about 6,000 or so years ago. Insane I tell you. Every scrap of evidence tells us otherwise but still some people think this is true. They even have a talking snake in their story. Right. I sincerely hope I never meet any of these weirdos because they are probably violent. They probably even shoot people and think they’re doing the right thing in the name of their God. I’ll stick with the FSM. Spaghetti and beer make much more sense then that silliness.
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Who cares what pasta is made of? Have you no concept of faith? Why must you question the genetic composition of our Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster? Did he not create you, and me, and everyone else? Show respect to the one true Flying Spaghetti Monster – sauce be upon him – and stop worshipping false gods.
RAmen.
(Recent convert)
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Why, just why? Also, please use spell check. Thank you.
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No just god would allow you to exist unless he had a raging hardon for spiting people like me.
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You spelled true wrong.
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Arroha, De Wet…your requests for me (&, perhaps, the rest of “us” on this site) are…..DENIED..
1) “get real..” worshipping the FSM ISN’T real? who knew?
2) “get a life..” nahh, yez always ends up dying in the end (altho, the strippers & beer volcano are pretty good compensations for being discarnated)
3) “find The…..” YOU find he/she/they/whatever..it’s not my day to watch ‘em!
may ya be TBHNA (before the spelling/grammar/politeness police come knocking on your door)..
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In the interest of keeping my standards for the human race, I believe this is fake.
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First of all, if I was going to win first prize at the stupid awards I would give up all conventions of capitalization, punctuation, and subject/verb agreement, just as you seem to have done De Wet. At least you didn’t butcher the difference between your and you’re, as so many other posters who have come to save us seem to enjoy doing. His Noodliness DESPISES bad grammar and in all likelihood you shall be smitten.
Second of all, you ask “do you people even know what all pasta s(sic) are made of?” How dare you? I mean HOW DARE YOU?! ALL pastas are not made of the same things. There are your basic pasta made from semolina flour, but there are also noodles made from rice flour, whole wheat flour, and even from more exotic grains like quinoa or amaranth. Some noodles have eggs or spices or vegetable extracts or even squid ink in them. The variety is as endless as His wisdom is infinite. “All pastas” indeed!
Finally, I don’t need to find the “treu(sic) and only God,” for he has found me and touched me with His Noodly Appendage, so that I may have the gift of eternal happiness, in both this life and the hereafter. RAmen.
Yours Truly,
C. P. Huck
P.S. by “true and only God” I presume you meant Ahura Mazda, the one true god of the Zoroastarian faith. Please correct me if you meant otherwise.
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Let me be the first to say, get real, get a life and find the dictionary.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage. Maybe he will bless you with a dictionary for holiday (aka Friday).
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I do not often reply to questions about my existence (well not on web-sites – I prefer appearing in some obscure form or other to some unbelievable cretin – good for a laugh) but I just could not resist this time.
I am the one “treu” god. Bask in my noodly goodness. May my juices flow upon you.
His Noodliness.
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What, no caps lock?
Have these people finally run out of caps lock thus being forced to resort to over punctuation instead?
Good to see that grammar and spelling haven’t improved though. Where would we be without our daily dose of ignorant invective?
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Pasta is made of wheat. Please attempt to be nicer in future.
RAmen
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http://mypage.direct.ca/w/writer/bible.html
If we’re weird, defend this crap.
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Mmmm, treu cheese.
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