I've seen some crazy shit in my life - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life

Published by Bobby Henderson September 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap.you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me ……. there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!! get real get a life and find The treu and only God

-De Wet

107 Responses to “I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life”

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101 - October 7th, 2008 at - brinona Says:

You would have to have a sense of humor to recognize satire when you see it.
102 - October 9th, 2008 at - haha Says:

haha you missspelled true……
103 - October 13th, 2008 at - Landlubber Says:

There are stupid awards? How is it that De Wet knows about them and I haven’t… ohhh…
104 - October 15th, 2008 at - Eloka Says:

FSM monster seems no more idiotic than a invisible man in the sky!
105 - November 5th, 2008 at - The Siz Says:

Take this idea.

God is non-existent. The FSM is made of wheat and meat-based products, whereas God is made of nothing. Last time I tried to eat nothing, I felt empty. When I ate spaghetti and meatballs, hey presto, I was filled.

This simple yet effective analogy should make sure that your “Treu and only God” doesn’t actually exist.

Neither do the “Stupid Awards”, actally.
106 - November 8th, 2008 at - Pasta tecum sit Says:

“The treu and only God”? I’ll assume you mean the Christian Gods. Yes, that’s right. Gods. In Genesis, in the original Hebrew, the plural form “Elohim” - Gods - instead of the singular, “El”, is used. So the opening sentence of the Bible should read “In the beginning, the Gods created Heaven and Earth.” Perhaps you’d like to re-evaluate your opinion of the “treu and ONLY God”.

May you be touched by His noodly appendage and come to the light.

RAmen.
107 - November 12th, 2008 at - bob Says:

yo
this is some crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American