I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap.you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me ……. there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!! get real get a life and find The treu and only God
-De Wet
I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life
Published by Bobby Henderson September 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 118 Comments
118 Responses to “I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life”
You would have to have a sense of humor to recognize satire when you see it.
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haha you missspelled true……
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There are stupid awards? How is it that De Wet knows about them and I haven’t… ohhh…
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FSM monster seems no more idiotic than a invisible man in the sky!
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Take this idea.
God is non-existent. The FSM is made of wheat and meat-based products, whereas God is made of nothing. Last time I tried to eat nothing, I felt empty. When I ate spaghetti and meatballs, hey presto, I was filled.
This simple yet effective analogy should make sure that your “Treu and only God” doesn’t actually exist.
Neither do the “Stupid Awards”, actally.
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“The treu and only God”? I’ll assume you mean the Christian Gods. Yes, that’s right. Gods. In Genesis, in the original Hebrew, the plural form “Elohim” – Gods – instead of the singular, “El”, is used. So the opening sentence of the Bible should read “In the beginning, the Gods created Heaven and Earth.” Perhaps you’d like to re-evaluate your opinion of the “treu and ONLY God”.
May you be touched by His noodly appendage and come to the light.
RAmen.
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yo
this is some crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love how christians come onto to this site and claim our noodly lord is a load of crap!
Have you not looked at your religion recently?
You think you can walk on water and part seas and raise from the dead…
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Dear De Wet
The FSM is no more silly than the story of a man born of a virgin who is (one part of three of) the one god who walked on water and cured lepers and then died in the most amazingly grotesque fashion just to get our attention so that we would stand in awe at the violence he was capable of doing to himself. If you like that kinda shit, I have a couple of porn sites I can recommend to ya.
The FSM is definitely less silly than the idea of creationism. Get stuffed.
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another one for the trash can, to stupid to even explain to
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I think the lack of basic ability in spelling and grammar that is a recurring feature of our learned Christian friends’ correspondence should be made known far and wide. If anything would help convince parents not to send their kids to religious schools then this is it.
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You know. I really have to wonder, Bobby, do you pick all of the idiotic hate mail? Or is the Christian society have this loose of a grip on the concept of editing.
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Oh, and forgive my typo. The irony…….
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@Pasta tecum sit
‘Elohim’
Oh Snap!
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Oh I was just going to say that you obviously don’t check things or are rather blind, but then I noticed you were a Christian, so I guess its just more of the Christian hatemail…
I wonder why do we never get hatemail from Jews.. or Muslims?
RAmen
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Good site, admin.
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have you seen christianity?
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Hahaha! Atleast we didnt just insult the other religions in the world! “The treu and only God”? You arent the only religion. I do believe your religion was “made up” from people many years ago, from the things they believe. So are we forced to live unhappy and worship a God we dont believe? God is God! (our god is way cooler though)
RAmen
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