I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life

I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap.you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me ……. there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!! get real get a life and find The treu and only God

-De Wet

118 Responses to “I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life”

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  1. 101 - brinona - Oct 7th, 2008

    You would have to have a sense of humor to recognize satire when you see it.

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  2. 102 - haha - Oct 9th, 2008

    haha you missspelled true……

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  3. 103 - Landlubber - Oct 13th, 2008

    There are stupid awards? How is it that De Wet knows about them and I haven’t… ohhh…

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  4. 104 - Eloka - Oct 15th, 2008

    FSM monster seems no more idiotic than a invisible man in the sky!

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  5. 105 - The Siz - Nov 5th, 2008

    Take this idea.

    God is non-existent. The FSM is made of wheat and meat-based products, whereas God is made of nothing. Last time I tried to eat nothing, I felt empty. When I ate spaghetti and meatballs, hey presto, I was filled.

    This simple yet effective analogy should make sure that your “Treu and only God” doesn’t actually exist.

    Neither do the “Stupid Awards”, actally.

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  6. 106 - Pasta tecum sit - Nov 8th, 2008

    “The treu and only God”? I’ll assume you mean the Christian Gods. Yes, that’s right. Gods. In Genesis, in the original Hebrew, the plural form “Elohim” – Gods – instead of the singular, “El”, is used. So the opening sentence of the Bible should read “In the beginning, the Gods created Heaven and Earth.” Perhaps you’d like to re-evaluate your opinion of the “treu and ONLY God”.

    May you be touched by His noodly appendage and come to the light.

    RAmen.

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  7. 107 - bob - Nov 12th, 2008

    yo
    this is some crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. 108 - JDC - Nov 21st, 2008

    I love how christians come onto to this site and claim our noodly lord is a load of crap!

    Have you not looked at your religion recently?

    You think you can walk on water and part seas and raise from the dead…

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  9. 109 - The Impaler - Dec 1st, 2008

    Dear De Wet

    The FSM is no more silly than the story of a man born of a virgin who is (one part of three of) the one god who walked on water and cured lepers and then died in the most amazingly grotesque fashion just to get our attention so that we would stand in awe at the violence he was capable of doing to himself. If you like that kinda shit, I have a couple of porn sites I can recommend to ya.

    The FSM is definitely less silly than the idea of creationism. Get stuffed.

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  10. 110 - Can You Beleive Some People? - Dec 3rd, 2008

    another one for the trash can, to stupid to even explain to

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  11. 111 - Boarg - Dec 4th, 2008

    I think the lack of basic ability in spelling and grammar that is a recurring feature of our learned Christian friends’ correspondence should be made known far and wide. If anything would help convince parents not to send their kids to religious schools then this is it.

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  12. 112 - Garrett - Dec 4th, 2008

    You know. I really have to wonder, Bobby, do you pick all of the idiotic hate mail? Or is the Christian society have this loose of a grip on the concept of editing.

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  13. 113 - Garrett - Dec 4th, 2008

    Oh, and forgive my typo. The irony…….

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  14. 114 - ponedonkey - Jan 14th, 2009

    @Pasta tecum sit
    ‘Elohim’
    Oh Snap!

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  15. 115 - ObscurePasta - Jan 19th, 2009

    Oh I was just going to say that you obviously don’t check things or are rather blind, but then I noticed you were a Christian, so I guess its just more of the Christian hatemail…
    I wonder why do we never get hatemail from Jews.. or Muslims?
    RAmen

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  16. 116 - Alexis - Mar 27th, 2009

    Good site, admin.

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  17. 117 - r4m3nzor - May 9th, 2009

    have you seen christianity?

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  18. 118 - Kelseydubya - Oct 25th, 2009

    Hahaha! Atleast we didnt just insult the other religions in the world! “The treu and only God”? You arent the only religion. I do believe your religion was “made up” from people many years ago, from the things they believe. So are we forced to live unhappy and worship a God we dont believe? God is God! (our god is way cooler though)

    RAmen

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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