I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.
Someone…please change my opinion/views on this matter. I want to know if this is real and why you beleive. But until i get answers…your all fucking crazy. I mean listen to yourselves!!!!
‘OH YOUR GREAT NOODLYNESS!!!’
‘ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY INVSIBLY MOSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!’
…do you hear yourselves when you speak??? Im not trying to be mean, and this is not hate mail in any way im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!
Someone please answer my questions!!!!
Explain this religion to me!!
why spaghetti? And why pirates?? What proof do you have??? Someone get back to me. I must know.
-Emilee
I find this religion absolutly rediculous
Published by Bobby Henderson September 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 143 Comments
143 Responses to “I find this religion absolutly rediculous”
Lernin reedin and rittin dont leeve nuf tiime fer preyin ya kno?
Jeesus dont kare abuot no gremma!
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It turned you off to all religions? Then I believe we have won.
RAmen
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This guy didn’t take computer class or English class in school apparently.
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and what proof do you have that your bearded zombie god exsists?
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Um, it’s a parody. It’s supposed to turn you off to religion.
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First of all, I would like to state that I really hate Hate Mail.
Secondly, after much consideration, I have every reason to believe that **Bono** is the Anti-FSM. And now so do you.
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They don’t actually belive this. It’s obviously sarcasm. They are trying to make fun of religion by using something that is ridiculous to be a parody of religion, because religion has a lot of questions that can’t be easily answered, so they find religion to be just as rediculous as a flying spaghetti monster. Big waste of time in my opinion.
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I have been away for far too long…
Oh goodness gracious.
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Look, I know this probably isn’t an original thought, but if “Almighty God’s” design really was intelligent, why was evolution needed?
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ITs a SATIRE! ITs proving how silly it is to ACtually Believe with out actual proof
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Why do people call my religion satire? May the FSM serve you warm beer.
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Your spelling is RIDICULOUS.
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Carolyn yes this is satire but if you read the open letter you would know why. Take a minute or 2 to read it and you will understand. Bottom line; don’t teach intelligent design in science. That is the point partly because it is not based in science and only need faith to believe it. Oh yeah, “ridiculous” is spelled ridiculous. Many in favor of intelligent design cannot spell! Not very intelligent if you ask me!
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Emilee, your existance is definate proof there is no god.
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Emilee, if you replace “this religion” with just “religion”, I agree with you.
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Emilee
I understand your thoughts but you do not have to prove something exist to have faith in it. Anyways, spaghetti is delicious, and pirates are much cooler than a guy walking around in a robe and sandals.
May his Noodley Appendage guide you.
RAmen
Skyeler
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emilee you twit,
FSM is a joke against the Intelligent Design nonsense they are trying to dupe ppl with in the USA. Ofcourse no one ACTUALLY believes there is a mystical piece of Noodle flying through the air. That there is the parrallel though, as rediculous as FSM seems, when you think about it, which most “believers” are conditioned not to, it’s no more stupid than the supposed christian god, muslim etc.
By the way, since when do religo’s own the word “Believer”? Are you a Believer? In what? Yes I believe if I throw a ball in the air it will come down again, ahmen!
Aggressive right wing Christians will stop at nothing (certainly not violence or propaganda) to spread the disease of christianity, even if it means taking a cheap shot at science. Science is PROOF, religion is an IDEA – make the distinction people.
And to any moron who says “prove that god doesn’t exist”, here is the answer. You dont need to disprove something that first cannot be proven. Why would i bother disproving the theory that “we all have miscroscopic purple elephants crawling across our skin”, when it can’t be proven in the first place. And this theory by the way, is no more rediculous than the chrsitian god.
And on heaven – “oh but i want to see my dead father in the after life” – woopdydo? just because you WANT something, doesn’t make it REAL – again, make the distinction.
Personally i really hope i dont go to heaven, can you imagine hanging out with christians all day long? avoid like the plague.
over and out. peace to everyone.
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Why spaghetti? Because that’s what the flying spaghetti monster is made out of.
Why pirates? Because the flying spaghetti monster said so, and they are cool.
What proof do we have? We have a graph. You obviously haven’t seen it.
Still, if we turned you off religion then we’ve at least done something right.
ramen
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RAmen 2 ur comment, William. Can’t have said it better :-)
Sometimes I’m so proud to be a pastafarian… *tears of luck in eyes*…
Bless his noodliness,
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Look up the word ’satire’.
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william,
I’m hurt. I actually believe the FSM is there, guiding us with His Noodly Appendages. I’m pretty sure I saw Him once, hanging out at Ivars on the Seattle waterfront. When I did a double-take, there was just a homeless guy with long dreadlocks and one of those winter caps with the big fuzzball on the top. But I’m pretty sure He was actually there.
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“In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.”
Great. Mission accomplished.
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Dear Emilee:
Noone believes this religion literally. We do it mock ID in the schools and to some extent, to mock all religion. Im glad you realize that all religion is ignorant. Im also glad I played a small part in helping you achieve that realization by supporting FSM.
I have been hoping for a long time to read a post like yours, you made my day.
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Oh yes… and Ishmeal, (September 22nd, 2008 at – Ishmael Says) NO, HELL FUCKING NO! If they don’t get laid, good… prehaps one day thier seed will be extinct from this planet, like the fucking dinosaurs (which fundies don’t even believe in).
And don’t be so hard on Emilee, she will make a fine atheist if only she has some encouragement from those of us who see beyond the religion problem humanity has been plagued with for so long now.
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RAmen, William.
And i don’t think that there is anyone in this whole high-carbohydrate congregation who worships a “MIGHTY INVSIBLY MOSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!”.
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well said william, except, FSM isnt a joke.
it’s… a brilliant piece of social commentary. =)
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I like that idea…
Next time I’m asked to disprove the ‘being’ of a supreme deity I’ll ask the believer to disprove the ‘invisible purple microscopic elephant skin parasite’ theory first.
PC
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INVISIBLY
I like that word.
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William knows not what he speaks, Carbo Diem touches us all. You speak nonsense. How dare you declare our followers none believers.
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57 – September 22nd, 2008 at – carolyn Says:
“They don’t actually belive this. It’s obviously sarcasm. They are trying to make fun of religion by using something that is ridiculous to be a parody of religion, because religion has a lot of questions that can’t be easily answered, so they find religion to be just as rediculous as a flying spaghetti monster. Big waste of time in my opinion.”
Carolyn, I don’t know who you are referring to when you say, “They don’t actually believe in this.” Since you are clearly not a Pastafarian, I suggest you leave it to Pastafarians to define what we believe.
Our prophet, Bobby Henderson, has said, “Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.” (Click the “About” button for verification.) His letter to the Kansas School Board makes it clear that Pastafarians do believe in our Noodly Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We do want our theory of Intelligent Design taught in science classes along with other lesser theories.
You’re welcome to your opinion, but don’t waste my time.
RAmen
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Hello Emily
You say “I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all”
I think that means that your contact with the flying Spag monster has had the right effect… so you can consider yourself truly blessed by his truth-bringing noodly appendages!
Halleluija!!! You have just been illuminated with the realisation that ALL religions are basically ridiculous! Don’t fight it! Go with the flow!
PS I love your imaginative spelling!
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“I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.”
Excellent. His noodly appendage has shown you that religion is nonsense. May you be blessed by his holiness.
RAmen.
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At first glance, all religions are just as ridiculous as this one. It’s the brainwashing one experiences that makes causes belief that it all makes perfect sense. I remember the first time I was “touched”, so to speak, by my “father”. He appeared to me in a dream and boy did he show me the way! ALL THE WAY!
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Wow, I love how I edit my sentences at 4am and appear to lose all grammar skills lol.
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I’m glad that this disgusted you of religion. That is the point, really (but shhhh, don’t tell mr Henderson).
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“ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY INVISIBLE MONSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!”
“everyone follow the REAL god who is always with you except you just cant see him or feel him. Jesus right?”
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Dear Emily:
There is no god.
Meisha.
(Does that work for you?)
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i find your spelling absolutly rediculous
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His noodly appendage at work.
RAmen.
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Poe’s law?
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Avast ye! So be it yer lilly livered bilge rat. An idea like that is like a ship that pasta in our night, coz the lanterns was not kept lit by tha likes of chamber-pot cabin boy Emilee. Arrrr.
We will say a liturgic service fer yer dispatched non-belief.
Sing with me shipmates: “Pie FSM Domine, dona eis requiem. Dona eis requiem sempiternam” (O sweet Lord Noodle, grant them rest; grant them everlasting rest).
RAmen
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Emilee, my dear sister in Noodliness,
Faith is not based on evidence! Facts are based on evidence. Your demand for fact is a sign that your heart is hardened. Only when you set it free will his Noodliness (praise him) touch you and instill faith in you.
In other words, what proof have you that my beloved Noodle Monster does NOT exist?
Stef
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RAmen!
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you ask, “why spaghetti? And why pirates?? What proof do you have???” I say, why an unidentifiable, unseeable god? and why why winged people floating around with harps on their knees? what proof do they have”???”
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WHOOO! Emily hath been touched by his noodly appendage! And I quote “This has turned me off all religion.” May his noodly appendage guide you to the spell check and give you a realization of what satire is for his next miracle. ALL HAIL IS GREAT NOODLYNESS! For it is good.
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“it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.”
yes his noodely arms has shown you the way!
he has shown you the true face of religion…
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“Im not trying to be mean, and this is not hate mail in any way im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!”
I am so using this phrase from now on. Curious to the point where it enrages me! Yes! I’m not angry, just VERY VERY CURIOUS.
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learn to spell
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I don’t get why people can’t get the FSM into their mind. Jesus was a HUMAN who walks on water, turns water into wine, and brings people back to life. In my eyes Jesus was a magician, a obsessed alcohlic, and a zombie calling necromancer
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Im glad FSM has served in it purpose :)
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