Comments on: This is fucking retarded http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Ryan http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-741976 Ryan Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:53:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-741976 I was just thinking... How is an invisible flying spaghetti monster all that much different from god? I realize that the FSM is spaghetti and all, but I don't really get what christians get so worked up about. Both religions have a heaven where a person will spend eternity, both have an omnipotent power above them. Pastafarianism is just what some people believe and any christian that says "I believe because I know he exists," should probably think for about three seconds "maybe this person believes the same way I do just to a different power," and then all of the hate mail would stop if everyone just took those three seconds. (please excuse any grammatical mistakes I made.) I was just thinking…
How is an invisible flying spaghetti monster all that much different from god? I realize that the FSM is spaghetti and all, but I don’t really get what christians get so worked up about. Both religions have a heaven where a person will spend eternity, both have an omnipotent power above them. Pastafarianism is just what some people believe and any christian that says “I believe because I know he exists,” should probably think for about three seconds “maybe this person believes the same way I do just to a different power,” and then all of the hate mail would stop if everyone just took those three seconds. (please excuse any grammatical mistakes I made.)

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]]> By: MAN http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-731682 MAN Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:31:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-731682 Pirates Can breathe in space. Pirates Can breathe in space.

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]]> By: MaHa http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-696885 MaHa Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:23:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-696885 Dear Justin: "This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking "God", THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits." P.S. Fuck you, dipshit. Dear Justin:

“This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking “God”, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.”

P.S. Fuck you, dipshit.

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]]> By: Piratey Ninja http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-696307 Piratey Ninja Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:30:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-696307 @CaruloN Careful there, don't want to lower yourself to their level. Just take a deep breath (preferably away from the vents on your computer) and then procede to calmly hack away at the idiocy of others. Note; never immerse yourself in prolonged periods of destroying the hateful ideas of others. It starts to really eat away at you after a few hours, and for some reason there's always more idiotic, spiteful xians out there... RAmen all. @CaruloN

Careful there, don’t want to lower yourself to their level. Just take a deep breath (preferably away from the vents on your computer) and then procede to calmly hack away at the idiocy of others. Note; never immerse yourself in prolonged periods of destroying the hateful ideas of others. It starts to really eat away at you after a few hours, and for some reason there’s always more idiotic, spiteful xians out there…

RAmen all.

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]]> By: CrapuloN http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-675680 CrapuloN Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:32:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-675680 if you want to hear something fucking retarded here it is. apparenty there is and invisable bearded man who lives in the sky and controls everything that happens in the world. now there is something retarded. suck my nuts you prick. if you want to hear something fucking retarded here it is. apparenty there is and invisable bearded man who lives in the sky and controls everything that happens in the world. now there is something retarded.
suck my nuts you prick.

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]]> By: kol_lord http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-659361 kol_lord Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:36:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-659361 Hey Justin Ramey's last name is suspiciously similar to Ramen, Coincidence or the doing of His Noddleness? (sorry if someone already posted this, just wanted to tell someone) Hey Justin Ramey’s last name is suspiciously similar to Ramen, Coincidence or the doing of His Noddleness?

(sorry if someone already posted this, just wanted to tell someone)

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]]> By: Kason http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-655653 Kason Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:23:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-655653 You're free to love and believe in your 'god' and 'Jesus' but we are not allowed to believe in our beloved Spaghetti? You may not like it but it's there and theirs nothing you can do about it! Seriously ~Kason Enre Nvidiade You’re free to love and believe in your ‘god’ and ‘Jesus’ but we are not allowed to believe in our beloved Spaghetti? You may not like it but it’s there and theirs nothing you can do about it!

Seriously
~Kason Enre Nvidiade

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]]> By: David http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-654576 David Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:17:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-654576 I find it hilarious that these christians are making fun of the absurdity of this religion... when in reality they're making fun of their own religion, since believing in FSM is on a similar level (though admittedly higher level) as believing in God I find it hilarious that these christians are making fun of the absurdity of this religion… when in reality they’re making fun of their own religion, since believing in FSM is on a similar level (though admittedly higher level) as believing in God

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]]> By: sweedishMEATBALL http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-648711 sweedishMEATBALL Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:20:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-648711 Hey bud- GET A LIFE OR BLOG ABOUT IT Hey bud-

GET A LIFE OR BLOG ABOUT IT

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]]> By: Darwin'sMonkey http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-647463 Darwin'sMonkey Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:00:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-647463 OH...... shoot us out into outer space..? Well, isn't that where god used to live until science proved that there was a thing called "outer space". OH…… shoot us out into outer space..? Well, isn’t that where god used to live until science proved that there was a thing called “outer space”.

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]]> By: OckhamsRazor http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-646859 OckhamsRazor Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:39:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-646859 quote from Lyz: "Jesus must love swearing. Do you hear yourself speak? “I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.” “I fucking love Jesus and God!”" I think the last line should be changed to: "I love fucking Jesus and God" He seems good at that. quote from Lyz:
“Jesus must love swearing.
Do you hear yourself speak?
“I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.”
“I fucking love Jesus and God!””

I think the last line should be changed to:

“I love fucking Jesus and God”

He seems good at that.

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]]> By: Pete the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-646467 Pete the Pirate Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:49:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-646467 my partner in crime , may her pirating never cease :) has just informed me that i should have asked for vulcan love slave three while i was at it ... in that case copies all round ... my partner in crime , may her pirating never cease :) has just informed me that i should have asked for vulcan love slave three while i was at it … in that case copies all round …

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]]> By: Pete the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-646466 Pete the Pirate Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:48:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-646466 OOoooooH a Free Spaceship ! count me in , i can spread the word of his greatness as this pirate travails the sea of stars , his noodley appendage shall pass before me , i have one question though .. does the replicator make a decent meatball and sauce with pasta , oh and does it make beer ... and ! what about my holodeck ... i want wenches in there , and lots of them ! make sure to check before you send my ship to me , thanks OOoooooH a Free Spaceship ! count me in , i can spread the word of his greatness as this pirate travails the sea of stars , his noodley appendage shall pass before me , i have one question though .. does the replicator make a decent meatball and sauce with pasta , oh and does it make beer … and ! what about my holodeck … i want wenches in there , and lots of them ! make sure to check before you send my ship to me , thanks

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]]> By: Lyz http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-644768 Lyz Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:27:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-644768 Jesus must love swearing. Do you hear yourself speak? "I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster." "I fucking love Jesus and God!" Jesus must love swearing.
Do you hear yourself speak?
“I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.”
“I fucking love Jesus and God!”

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]]> By: Captianorwell http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-643248 Captianorwell Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:10:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-643248 You americans are surley too retarded to be typing in this forum so why even bother (exept for you pastafarians) and i believe this site if for pastafarians so the only reason you christians are looking at this is because you doubt youre own religion You americans are surley too retarded to be typing in this forum so why even bother (exept for you pastafarians) and i believe this site if for pastafarians so the only reason you christians are looking at this is because you doubt youre own religion

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]]> By: Austinaprodpastatarian http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-643245 Austinaprodpastatarian Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:05:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-643245 you all deny his existence but he still loves you you all deny his existence but he still loves you

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]]> By: PastaFreeMason http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-642705 PastaFreeMason Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:45:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-642705 @ Anya post #106 Hey.... My names Justin! I kinda like my name too And Im a devout Pastafarian ! @ Anya post #106
Hey…. My names Justin! I kinda like my name too
And Im a devout Pastafarian !

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]]> By: Captain Marcus of They Flying Rubinetto http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-638686 Captain Marcus of They Flying Rubinetto Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:40:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-638686 Because Christianity makes sooo much sense. If I understand correctly: Chritianity it the belif that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because a woman made out of a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. and he thinks we are ridiculous???? hmmm..... Because Christianity makes sooo much sense.

If I understand correctly: Chritianity it the belif that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because a woman made out of a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

and he thinks we are ridiculous????

hmmm…..

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]]> By: Anya http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-638678 Anya Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:32:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-638678 I always knew there was a reason I hated the name Justin. Go to "fucking" spagetti hell bitch. I always knew there was a reason I hated the name Justin. Go to “fucking” spagetti hell bitch.

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]]> By: benji http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-638614 benji Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:18:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/19/this-is-fucking-retarded-2/#comment-638614 My heart is all broken... Oh no, wait, I'm just hungry. Time for some pastas, see ya. My heart is all broken…

Oh no, wait, I’m just hungry. Time for some pastas, see ya.

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